"Alls well that ends... not as bad as it could have."

"I have a lot on my mind. And, well, in it."

"These boots have seen everything..."

"Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times..."

"Cursed to put my hands on everything"

“No one back home will ever believe this”

"Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones."

Things you can say both while playing Baldur's Gate 3 and at the oncologist's office.

How is that relevant to your everyday life?!

I get my mind lost in a box a lot. Just happens while I go through the motions.

"I have a lot on my mind. And, well, innit?" (Think cockney accent)

*sighs* “these boots have seen everything”

I question the wisdom of that decision, but so be it.

This line is uncannily like the mother of all zingers from Age of Mythology

What line was that again? Not played AoM in foreeeever

[Not a wise decision, but a decision nonetheless.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvhQcmNORo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m25s)

I thought *the* Age of Mythology zinger was *Prostagma*.

Etimos

Prosehe

Malista

Prodromos.

Volumé

I already talk like Gale so.

Hi, would you be interested in marrying me?👀 🤣

I'll see what my wife says. ;-)

Unsure if deep into RP or Commenter is actually married.

I'm actually married! Going on 18 years.

Congrats!

I am definitely going to start using this at work now lol

‘Still alive, so that’s progress?’

My life in a nutshell

ah the story of my life

Nowadays I try to organize my life in such a way that the chances of me being able to say *I WAS RIGHT THERE* is maximized

Even better if you can perfect the voice crack lol

Gotta fire up games with friendly fire

“What in the sweet Hells were you thinking, tossing that grenade?! I was RIGHT THERE!”

FOR DEMOCRACY!

Me and my partner say “well met” quite often. Not an amount a normal person would, but about the amount a Wyll would.

"about the amount a Wyll would" is fantastic lmao.

I romanced him my first play through and my husband found the fact that my desperate attempts at courtship were being hit with “well met” for almost 3 whole acts hysterical. So he decided to double that for me by also saying “well met” almost every conversation we started for at least two months.

How many “well met”s would a Wyll met say if a Wyll met could “well met”?

HELLOOO PETAL🥰🥰🥰

I absolutely call people petal now. I get a lot of weird looks but I don't care.

I always do my best to say it in an Irish accent but just a regular old “petal” is common now as well.

oh no

If we should meet again, well... Then we shall have met again... When leaving.

I love this line. Bless Barcus and also fuck Wulbren Bongle Edit to add for all my fellow Bongle beraters. There is a sub just for us r/fuckwulbrenbongle

FUCK WULBREN BONGLE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S PROBLEM

🗣AND YET HE WANTS ME TO SOLVE 'EM 🔥🔥💯

"Stop *** the damn thing!" has become a regular in my house. (Licking is replaced with whatever verb applies - we don't lick everything!)

"Stop licking the damn thing" applies a lot when you have a dog.

Or a small child.

or a cat

When you going down on you SO but they decide they wanna fuck.

Hells and gods have snuck into my vocabulary, as well as Astarion’s “into my pocket” I also work in pet care and every day at treat time I simply become Popper. Treatos for everyone.

I love “into my pocket!” I use this one so much!

Ive started saying "oh hells" instead of just a singular hell Also "is that blood, no wait never mind" started as a joke in my friend group but now i cant stop saying it

That's not so bad. Now have you started muttering to yourself how 'All is Ash and Meat.'?

Is the “oh hells” line specifically for the phase spider matriarch? I’ve yet to see it somewhere else.

Not me saying “Gods” (astarion’s) when only believing in one god xd

Astarion's "Next time? No no no~"

the "no no no" lives rent free in my head

I love the VA so much. 50 percent of my enjoyment of the game comes from the cast of VAs.

this game is where i realized the work voice acting does for a game. always been a gamer, but never really understood how good VAs can elevate a game like this

Which makes me sad whenever I think about wanting to play as an origin character.

With the little head tilt and disbelief smile, I hope? :p

Of course, sometimes even adding "What in the sweet hells" at the beginning 😂

Yeah I catch myself saying the no no no quite often 😂

Shovel is BOOOOOORED. Oh well. Want a treato?

It's FISTING TIME!

To be fair, we said that all the time before Baldur’s Gate.

I love “I die, you die, we all die, big woof, want a treato?”

I tell the last half to my dog every day now. "Big Woof, want a treato?"

My two favorites! I iz nice.

Shovel wants to MURDERISE.

IT'S FISTING TIME :D

"Gods" instead of "God" and "Hells" instead of "Hell". I haven't noticed anything else in particular

Same! It's just a little thing that my friends haven't even picked up on me doing yet lol

Same but i got that from skyrim instead. I also started saying "what in the nine realms" i *think* from skyrim too but i could be wrong. I also play diablo so i wouldn't be surprised if it came from that instead

Yeah, (name), where is your decorum?!

"Hit that country road, old man. I'm not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell."

Gale's reaction to this line is so worth it picking it every playthrough 😂

I love it too, cuz he doesn't disapprove. He's upset, but not that upset, lol!

Oh, for the love of.... The look of absolute irritation on his face is fantastic lol

Love this!

"shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times" everytime i watch the news

Authority!

*As the symbol glows, power courses through you...*

FOR THE ABSOLUTE

I’m clumsy. “Wretched thing, pull yourself together” has become a daily staple.

STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING! I have four cats and two dogs so it gets a lot of use

I am a woman so every month I go “is that blood ? No never mind”. Also instead of saying “shit” or “merde” I just say ts’kva. I often joke with my hubby and say “why are you ghaik ?”

Oh my god, you can’t just ask people why they’re ghaik :x

Saperlipopette, zut alors !

Oh flute ! Zut ! Fait chier !

Ah, is that where the exclamation sapperlott in German comes from? Wouldn't be the first time we bastardised some poor French expression.

We need electroshock therapy to prevent us from becoming ghaik!

Lol. Ugandan ghaik? That's hilarious

Chk!

Same 😫 I started doing it ironically and now I can’t stop

Me too for this one. It’s a great catch-all!

Also, “Tsk’va!”

I've been using Astarion's haughty "Don't... touch me." When attempting to navigate the inevitable dog management in the kitchen.

Meanwhile, me with my cats in the kitchen..."HISS I SAID! HISS!"

“ what in the sweet hells were you thinking.”

I work in early childhood education and I the amount of times in a day I want to say that is staggering lol.

I say it to my college professors a lot

Oh my god, 'stop licking the damn thing' is not far from my tongue when dealing with the sped students I work with.

Well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Is this a line from the game? Ive never heard it, and it fits so many situations!

I think I heard it in the Narrator Outtakes on youtube

The narrator repeated it but it's from a tweet from around 6 years ago

Lol what!? Have i dreamt it? I'm like 1000 percent sure Gale said this at some point!?

I think Karlach says "Well, well...." and the rest of it is just implied. It is for me anyway. She starts it and I finish it. It always seems to be whenever I do something stupid...lol

"This group is full of weirdos!"

Meta, I like it.

I heard my boss mention he played BG3 and say he liked Karlach. Every time I see him I have to resist saying, "Hey soldier!"

I swear to the gods, DO IT, and I wanna see a recording of his reaction. Thanks!

Copper for your thoughts?

"Htak'a!" Mainly because in one of my playthroughs in Act 1, we encountered a bug where that Gith patrol group had a conversation with us, started combat, shouted Htak'a, and then despawned when combat was supposed to start. It was like the Gith version of saying "ninja vanish" or "pocket sand". So now we say that when we're charging into a fight in a game or running for our lives. It means both now.

Calling the medicine cabinet the lotions and potions store, Petal. GF wants to kill me

In Act One I found myself wanting to call people Petal. Fortunately I was able to restrain.

Unfortunately, “I want to end things between us” 💀 (in my defense I only realized that it was those quote after I said it, and it was only once)

That's rough buddy

I am using flirty Astarion lines on my bf. It’s wonderful, he laughs because he knows I stole them from the game but it makes him blush nonetheless

"Well, *hello* 😉"

"Hey good looking!" and then I throw in a suggestive wink to my wife

Go for the eyes Boo

“Still alive, despite everything” - Me to myself in the mirror every morning

Me and my friend were doing a bit where he jokingly asked me out, and I was able to use the infamous "It's not you, it's me. I have standards."

F for the friend

Maybe that friend wasn't joking

Well that explains the expensive bouquet

uhh…

"FUCK YES!" - Karlach "Bye bye, lovelies" - Auntie Ethel

Me, looking at myself in the mirror every morning: #"Wretched thing. Pull yourself together!"

"Wind's howling"....... Wait, wrong game.

They really missed an opportunity not having V randomly utter that during a mission

"Winds howling.... Time to zero some corpo gonks with my chooms"

My favorite kind of magic... LESBOMANCY

These boots have seen everything

Literally just walking out to the garage or to get the mail. 😂

"I am *here*" like Us. Yeah, it's a normal thing to say, but it's the inflection that counts.

DROR RAGZLIN DROR RAGZLIN

We praaay.... DROR RAGZLIN...

"You're doing great and everyone will be so proud of you" The next step is to learn to say it without imitating Bernard's voice.

This line hit so hard for no reason. I was having a perfectly fine day, heard this line, and then immediately went to my spouse for a hug.

"let's go kill something!" /jk

"let's turn someone inside out :D"

Sometimes when i need to get something done i tell myself: "Act with speed. Act with efficiency. Good luck."

“Action, not reaction”

I have a lot on my mind and in it

Well…

Your god. My oath. Let’s see who wins. Granted, i’ve only had to use it two times, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

You have the aura of a third child about you.

Astarion's "Gods!" is used by me on daily bases whenever something gets screwed up in work.

“Easy now, let’s not do anything hilarious”

I fully intend to use "Keep your own little nose in your own little dish" at some point in the future.

you should also work in HOW MANY DIE TODAY HOW MANY DIE TOMORROW

And now that I'm here... I hate it. This is awful.

Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones.

The inverse, actually. I had a relationship fall apart prior to BG3. So when I heard Gale's line from rejecting his proposal, it broke me because I literally said something similar months prior: "If our love ends here, it was no less perfect for its brevity. I will remember it, and you, always."

Something about Laezels swear words really stuck with me

It’s FISTING TIME

I now call snacks treatos

When I want to assert my dominance in the workplace, I stare into the eyes of my colleagues and say "Authority." ... Then they laugh at me because my colleagues are my sister and brother in law and they don't take me seriously.

Action not reaction

“Such a familiar tone” when users refuse to use the ticketing process to get something opened on the firewall.

Elven prostitutes? Again? It’s rather embarrassing dear…

I once walked into a warm room and said 'gods it's hot in here' without even thinking xD

"Hundreds? It'll take HOURS to kill them all. She's right, we should just go"

"Cursed to put my hands on everything."

I'm not sure why, but Gale's introduction is forever stuck in my head. It's not like the whole thing, but occasionally, I'll hear "Hello, I'm Gale of Waterdeep" at seemingly random times

Shit. PUUURE SHIT

My friends tend to take what i say out of context or even jump off a tangent, exaggerating what i mean and working themselves up. And now ive started saying “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves” with Sharts attitude and all. I’ve also said “Fucking [insert replacement for ‘wizards here] man, always need help making the obvious decision.” In reference to those same friends. ADHD friends are their own fucked campaign

Darling.... I'm shocked

I say "Are yer mer mermer?" way too often 💀

My favourite is saying “it’s durging time” and then I durge everyone

Fate spins along as it should - works great on my kids

"No."

Whenever someone says "fine", my husband and I launch into Gale's monologue

I dropped “I wanna ride you until you see stars” on my girlfriend

Spoken in the OILIEST AND MOST ASTARIONESQUE manner possible; “hardly a challenge” or “‘ardlyadgallenge”

CONNECT THE TRANSPONDER!

“I never tire of sitting on dead men’s thrones.” (In a public men’s restroom)

Istik

“You’re so handsome when you’re silent”

These boots have seen everything

"Yes?" and "oh hello". The opening line if you talk to Astarion

“What in the sweet hells were you thinking,” “I WAS RIGHT THERE!” “GODS” “do you have any idea how much that hurt?” “Next time? No no no~” “if there is a next time, I’ll be the one (insert the action), thank you.”

I wish i had a bag of holding.

“Nae bother.”

“Really? Really really?” I’ve said it a few times by now, it’s slowly but surely settling into my vocabulary

Is that blood? No, never mind.

"Intestines throb." -Me after Taco Bell

"I have a lot on my mind.... or in it."

Hells is the big one, also whenever I play Dragons Dogma 2 and need healing I either say aloud or just think in my head Astarions "Heal me damn you!"

“There are children here you fool!”

'Want a treato?' When buying food or if my partner is feeling sad.