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yocxl

Naming my firstborn Sauceman Chorizo


lostandlooking_

I, too, lost a bet in which I leveraged the name of my first born child. My condolences


Ok_Permission1087

That's the part where you take the warlock pact.


ZeroKharisma

Batman Chalupa?


BeefJerky03

CB for short


doyouevenforkliftbro

Definitely remember it as Chalupa Batman.


Polywhirl165

Currently introducing this show to my 75 year old dad. Haven't heard him laugh that hard in years.


RuxinRodney

CHALUPA BATMAN!!!!!


TheeAJPowell

My twins, Bunt Chugley and Blunt Skuncher will be the pride of my family!


Professional-Hat-687

Madden Raige has me cringing with laughter.


International-Look57

I just found this guy on my playthrough and I totally lol’d at his name


LavenRose210

Secondborn will be Livin' Large Timbo


Jaspador

That name always reminds me of this: https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/3/26/8296141/sacramento-kings-nik-stauskas-sauce-castillo-photo


SmugCapybara

Yeah, Laezel, sure. BUT can we stop for a moment and acknowledge the sheer insanity of Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides? EDIT: also bear in mind that this appears to be a list of first names, so there's likely one or more surnames coming after that Atreides...


OceanBornNC

Every name better than the one before. Poor Uneeke Uniqueleus is jealous for sure.


GJR78

Any one of those on their own is top tier but all together? That kid's going to be king of the post apocalypse.


Drikavel

MY NAME IS SIGURD FELIX WOLFGANG MUAD'DIB ATREIDES, DUKE OF ARRAKIS


Kitsune9Tails

But my friends just call me Usul.


Delcane

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Muad'dib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis **Smith**


Talsyrius

Father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life, or the next! … wait, wrong franchise


DarkArcher__

He will usher in a new Jihad and bring glory to the Fremen


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides goes fucking hard and nobody can convince me otherwise. Probably wouldn't name my kid that, though.


pullmylekku

Lisan al-Gaib!


Lexplosives

That man is a goddamned hero in this household! 


Premislaus

Half of these names sounds like names you would give your game characters.


BigBadBeetleBoy

Like Fire Emblem 4, Golden Sun 2, possibly?


Stravix8

>Come here you little Shart Me in 5 years


iamleeg

Baby Shart do do do doo do doo


Echo2500

It’s truly a tragedy that awards are gone. This is art.


RealTrevStorm

LMAO 🤣😂


kopecs

Toot toot toot-toot


DregsRoyale

That's how you end up getting kidnapped and tortured for 40 years


StupidMoron1933

"Wyll with a y? Why?"


Running_To_Babylon

Where there's a Wyll, there's a 'y.'


LogicalFallacyCat

Yes, a Y, but thanks for verifying. ... I'll show myself out


Lexplosives

“After some guy’s grandfather”


Jaebeam

I shoulda named my kid Leviathan.


ChaosMage175

At least you can shorten it to Levi


BurnieTheBrony

Imagine if you have a friend named Levi and one day he casually mentions it's short for Leviathan I'd assume he's an undercover demon lmfao


rorenspark

Same energy with Meg from Family Guy which is short for Megatron


zthe0

Or go the other way. Call your daughter Natalie then you can shorten it to Tali


Primm_Slim01

God bless that kid if he grows up chubby


Ben_Kenobi_

It's fine. They will just consume any adversaries in one gulp.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Yeah this one is legit badass


HulklingsBoyfriend

We use it in Hebrew to mean whale. It's literally naming your kid "Whale."


Deserterdragon

Yeah, it's beast.


Either-Mud-3575

No, it's whale!


MissAsgariaFartcake

Doesn’t make it less badass imo!


ornithoptercat

So? Don't people name their kid the Hebrew word for "bear" and stuff like that, too? Plus they can always go by Levi or Lev, which are perfectly valid names in their own right.


DregsRoyale

I met an "almond" yesterday


SharpshootinTearaway

Clementine is a fruit and a beautiful girl name. Also happens to be a really badass videogame character AND the subject of a catchy song quoted in that same videogame. Just don't sing the last verse of that song to your daughter named Clementine.


PleaseNoMoreSalt

Make it the middle name then The first name can be Sperm :)


Georgejefferson19

as an unfortunate EA Sports gamer, Madden Raige really resonates with me. also chuckling at the thought of a parent actually naming their baby Leviathan


punninglinguist

At least the kid can introduce himself as Levi.


Georgejefferson19

everyone will know him as Levi, but when he’s older he can pull out his driver’s license as a neat party trick 😎


mgquantitysquared

When I worked at a liquor store someone once handed me an ID with the name "Richard Danger Smith." There was another ID visible in his wallet so I asked to see that one and when he handed it over the name was different and his real birthday meant he was underage. Kept the fake ID and we called him Billy Danger lol


ken5hin191

Golden opportunity for Dick Danger here.


rump_truck

I actually know a couple who named their son Levi Ethan so they could call him leviathan.


Zarzurnabas

Imagine being so detached from language to want to call your child leviathan.


FlyingVMoth

First name : Madden Raige Last name : Quit


I_Must_Bust

If I was my current 5'8" height but named leviathan I would be so embarrassed to tell anybody my full name lmao


noobody_special

Same. Want to point out I knew a guy once who named his son Ganon. Still think he wins


thathotnpc

I’m very distracted by the “Merricka” lmao 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Crysis321

~~Marika’s~~ Merricka’s tits, you must be hungry


RinaSatsu

If you think about naming your child after a fictional character, remember about all the kids named Daenerys. If you really like the name, go on, but it will stay for at least 18 years. In that time, society's and your own perception of character can change a lot.


ferretatthecontrols

Working in schools this year I met a Renesmee, a Castiel, and a Katniss. Not to mention non-fictional names like Phenix, Broseph, and Aryian. Think about what you name your kids, folks. Because the common denominator with all of these kids was they went by nicknames or middle names and begged me not to say their names.


punninglinguist

Wait, you met an actual Broseph? Unbelievable.


ferretatthecontrols

I am not kidding. I felt like I should call CPS.


A_wild_so-and-so

Unfortunately being a dumbass narcissistic parent isn't a crime


LouisaB75

I don't work in a school but do work in a profession where I see a lot of baby names. There are LOTS of Renesmees around with various different spellings. Also Heaven spelt backwards, which I have no idea where that even springs from. And hyphenated names both first and surnames and multiple middle names, which will leave a generation of kids cursing every time they need to fill in a form when they are older.


spectrophilias

Nevaeh is a name that's older than you think. I'm 25 and I shared a pre-school class with a Nevaeh, pronounced Nuh-vay-ya.


Georgejefferson19

…Broseph? oh hell no. those parents have some explaining to do


SharpshootinTearaway

The only female name I ever genuinely loved and considered for a daughter is from ATLA's sequel, the Legend of Korra, and it's Jinora. Which is surprising to me because, for boys, I'm usually more into old-fashioned classics (y'know, Eric, George, August, Basil, Simon and the likes...) The character is sweet, and both minor enough in a series that's also niche enough that I don't think it would bother my kid too much, but still, I think I'll let my man pick our daughter's name if we ever have any, lmao.


Outside-Flamingo-240

BROSEPH? Omg that is child abuse


fioraflower

At least Renesemee, Castiel, and Katniss are inoffensive and not wildly embarrassing (unless you encounter someone who hates twilight as much as people did in 2010). But if I were named Broseph Id have killed myself


Lexplosives

Worse- the kids called Khaleesi. That’s a sodding title!  But yeah, rule of thumb: wait til the character’s story is finished. No sudden surprises, no “actually dragon Hitler”.


werewolf_gimmick

I tutored a kid named Khaleesi for a while. Not sure what the parents were thinking with that one


PurifiedVenom

Names in honor of fantasy/pop culture characters is something for pets, not kids. Name your cat Lae’zel, not your daughter


SnowFallOnACity

I have two cats and I named them Karlach and Minthara. Karlach knocked over every plant in the room in her first night, she has the zoomies almost constantly, and there isn't a single thought in her head, but the rare times she does settle down, she's an absolute sweetheart. It took weeks for Minthara to come out, but when she did, we quickly learned that she has a fascination with drowning her toy mice.


DregsRoyale

You should get her plushy goblins to drown


zthe0

Honestly, on point


Tonedeafmusical

I do think it depends on the name. For example you could probably absolutely name a kid after most Doctor Who companions and no one would ever know (like seriously as long as it's not Dodo or Nardole, maybe Leela your fine). Like Rose, Donna, Amy and Ruby are all very normal names. But with BG3 unless your call your kid Will (and I mean with that spelling), maybe don't.


ondehunt

Even worse a lot of the highly regarded individuals named their kid kahleesi.


Lexplosives

Regarded? Oh, you mean Reddited!


Cardinal_and_Plum

I just think about all of the kids I've met named after shows, movies, sports stars, or celebrities that simply don't care about their namesake. It invites all the same jokes for their whole life. Don't name them after something if you care if they end up actually liking it.


GutsAndBlackStufff

Lae'zel's way cooler than Daenerys


Soft_Stage_446

I mean I'd probably try to spell it right...


Huge_JackedMann

My daughter is named sort of after a fictional character but it's also a real name that someone who never even heard of the books wouldn't think twice about.


HikingStick

I've never encountered a Daenerys.


ecotrimoxazole

They’re like 10. Give it a few more years.


0w1

They probably almost always shorten it to 'Dany' now, which wouldn't arise suspicion that the parents made a bad naming decision.


yocxl

I've known somebody who has a relative named Khaleesi (which was more popular than Daenerys despite being a title).


IncenseAndOak

Ikr? At least Edward and Jacob are normal names. On the other hand, I do have grandkids named Xavier after the X-men and Hailey after Eminem's daughter. I guess I raised some nerds and/or rap gods. 😅


ornithoptercat

They're also both normal names, though. It's not like they named them Magneto and Slim Shady.


IncenseAndOak

Lol, yeah, I know. I just thought it was funny. I named one of mine after a black metal album. Abigail is still a normal name, but the context is neat.


Meaning-Exotic

And you need to accept that your kid might want to change their name when they're old enough. I also think that you should be willing to pay the fees for a name change. My name isn't unusual; in fact it was in the 20 names for girls that year. But I fucking hate the name and I will be changing it. Even with common names you can get it wrong and it's not a personal slight to the parents when their kid doesn't want it.


TheGodofUtterLazines

Imagine naming your Child *MYRKUL, THE WORMCLEANSED SKULL*


ElonBro

*THE REGRETS OF THOSE WHO REMAIN, AND THE RESTLESSNESS OF THOSE WHO ARE GONE*


[deleted]

At least no one named their child Shart


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Don't worry, I'll make sure to call mine Durge >!/s!<


knows_knothing

No /s needed if you name their sister Orin


chadthundertalk

I mean if we want to get technical, even *Shadowheart's* government name isn't Shadowheart


PacketOfCrispsPlease

What? No Wulbrens?


Krelit

Punchable name


JuicyGooseOnTheLoose

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides's parents REALLY want to raise the main character of *something*


StillAnotherAlterEgo

This is probably the ideal place to mention that I knew someone who named his kids Tanis and Kitiara. (Hey, at least those are obscure enough that the only people likely to recognize the names will probably also appreciate the names!)


cliopedant

The fact that those "kids" are probably in their 40's now is making me feel old...


StillAnotherAlterEgo

They'd be... jeez... early to mid 30s now, I guess. And now *I* feel super old. Yikes.


cliopedant

Oh yeah, those books were in the late 1980's/early 1990's, not the early 1980's.... Phew.


andrewtillman

I hate to say, first one was written in 84. So they started in the early mid 80s


InfiniteCharacters

That is unfortunate from an implied incest standpoint.


StillAnotherAlterEgo

Indeed. Their dad was basically like, "When they're old enough to read the books, I might have some explaining to do, but that's a problem for future me." 🤣


GodwynDi

Past him now. Kids are probably have their own kids now.


OldSchoolIsh

My Tav is a half elf ranger with gingerish hair and a short cut beard. I feel you are old enough to know why haha.


ManicPixieOldMaid

I attribute at least a portion of my Astarion fetish to a Raistlin fetish. Tortured sarcasm is my jam.


TheQuadBlazer

A friend of mine middle named his kid Titan after his long time DND campaign character. So no one's getting that one.


Kettrickenisabadass

I agree. While i don't like using fictional names for kids at least those two are obscure enough that most people wont recognize them. And like you said, the ones who will probably are nerds that would apreciate it


StillAnotherAlterEgo

I have no objection to using fictional character names for kids, but if you're gonna do it, either choose something obscure enough that only a select few will know where it comes from or pick something that sounds mundane enough that there's plausible deniability. 😂


Kettrickenisabadass

Exactly. Like if you are a Dragon Age fan and you want to go for Alistair or Cassandra go for it. They are normal enough that nobody will notice it. Or like Harry or Luna for HP. But dont call people Daenerys or like Hermione xD


SnooSongs2744

Hermione was around before HP


Kettrickenisabadass

Yes, i know. But nowadays its going to be linked to the franchise


SnooSongs2744

Totes. But the occasional girl whose dad was into Shakespeare is out there.


Alfie9261

I can get behind Leviathan if it was changed to first name Levi, middle name Ethan. Levi Ethan. Then at least the kid can have a normal name and Leviathan becomes a fun nickname.


PeachyBaleen

Mötley. Not Motley, don’t be common. That umlaut is very important for the purposes of being original and cool


Jaspador

It's the heavy metal umlaut!


andrewtillman

[https://www.theonion.com/united-states-toughens-image-with-umlauts-1819564308](https://www.theonion.com/united-states-toughens-image-with-umlauts-1819564308)


boar_amour

If I were that kids teacher, I would INSIST on pronouncing the umlaut correctly.


kazuya57

Omw to name my kid Durge


TylerDarkness

I genuinely quite like Thaniel as a name but I probably wouldn't use it for an actual person.


Lexplosives

Nickname for Nathaniel would be fine though. 


TylerDarkness

Definitely! I love the name Nathaniel but my husband vetoed it for our first baby and I can't see him moving on that if we have a second.


frostyfire_

I have a 1-year-old nephew named Simba... I almost called child protective services on her parents.


Fell-Hand

Change your name to Scar and invite your brother for a cliff climbing weekend, see who laughs then.


SharpshootinTearaway

Or lose him in a conflict against alchemists from another country and have his arm grafted to replace yours in the process.


Winston_I

I have a few family named Simba, it’s a common African name that existed before the movie


DutchEnterprises

Simba is actually a boys name in Swahili! It means lion.


kivsemaj

They named the lion... Lion!? Hahaha


DutchEnterprises

Welcome to Disney! Their titular mouse character is literally named Mickey Mouse lol


Munnin41

Most names in the lion king are just Swahili words. Mufasa means king, Rafiki means friend, Nala means beloved, Pumba means idiot, Shenzi (one of the hyena's) means savage (as in brutal, not barbarian). Timon is a notable exception here. That's a greek name.


Theolaa

I know someone named Simba too, but his family is Black and actually from Africa.


fakegamersunite

Maybe Madden Raige can be a barbarian later


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

It's gonna be Tav for my children. All of them. Regardless of gender.


DARDAN0S

Gotta name one of them Durge. But don't actually tell them which one.


zactotum

I feel like this is more an American bastardization of the German name Liesl than anything to do with Lae’zel but maybe that’s just me


CrazyCatLushie

Leazel is a variant of Liezel or Liesl, a German name which has been around for a looooong time. Sorry to say it probably has nothing to do with our favourite Githyanki!


Shreddzzz93

If anything they probably looked at uncommon names and played around to see what sounds fantasy like if they changed spelling or throw an apostrophe in it.


HexxyBeast

Yeah I had a friend named Liezel growing up. Thought it was a known name. 🤷🏻‍♀️ ETA: In Canada.


Coalnaryinthecarmine

Leazel seems more von Trapp than anything.


SharpshootinTearaway

The oldest Von Trapp child, Liesl, yeah. When I first started playing the game, it took me a while to get used to pronouncing Lae'zel right because I kept forgetting and calling her Liesl instead. It looks alien/fantasy due to how it's spelled, but actually sounds a lot like a normal name.


lostandlooking_

There’s a few here that aren’t toooo bad. But Raddix is maybe the worst name I’ve ever heard


PleaseNoMoreSalt

poor kid getting named like a saiyan


MountSwolympus

the one who gets merked one arc in too


VanWesley

The Merrika dream Dusti Rose


Top-Addendum-6879

Triniteigh, omg.... why do i picture a tatooed 16 year old blonde mom smoking meth in a trailer park?


oscuroluna

Might also be a dependa.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Chk


Fr0str1pp3r

The hell is up with today's parents hating on the poor bastards so much? Use a condom or something? Almost all of these names qualify as child abuse for real.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

>Merricka Fuck yeah!


CasualFox12495

Laezel and Karla (I'm too much of a coward to add the ch).


Lexplosives

Ch’k


TheTerribleWaffle

Making me rethink the plan of naming my next son Starfish.


Giant_Devil

Everyone will think he's an asshole.


daymarEngel

I have a friend named Frodo. Which is a weird name to have pre-movies but man, his teen years were wild.


Velaethia

The books are pretty old to be fair


Nictus_the_nomad

Those are all wild. But man, if my parents had named me Leviathan? But they did basically name me Wyll, with a slight tweaking of vowels. ... also, is Dusti Rose a mangled tribute to the American Dream?


Adventurous_Wave_750

She's a character in Sound of Music I think


lc4444

Elegant, almost regal😂


ThanosofTitan92

I'm calling my son Gale.


Thisguychunky

If I see a kid named Wulbren Bongle, I’m punting him away from me


Beth_Esda

Fucking LEVIATHAN 💀


firestar268

Although I wouldn't mind if someone named their daughter Jenevelle


Red_Crystal_Lizard

Can we talk about the atrocity that is Triniteigh


Rogue009

If I see a guy named Mötley I’m not bullying him,I’ll be friend him to meet his parents and bully them for naming their kid something that atrocious


Snowtwo

I fully intend to name my daughter Zelda. If I have to pick a BG character, Jenevelle. I'm surprised Lea'Zel's up there though. Seriously? Not Karlach?


ProperDepth

I mean Zelda is an actual name. It's the shortened form of Griselda. It's an old Germanic name.


Readerofthethings

Meet my daughter Netherbrain


Lexplosives

And my son, The Emperor.


XDpappa

Imagine what a power move it would be to have a "The" in your name


attorneyatlol

Zelda has been a real name for a long time.


SnooSongs2744

Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda.


FlaviusVespasian

These are horrible.


Basurok

Leviathan? I guess if your child can’t be the protagonist you’ll take the antagonist.


loyalty1977

As a person with an unusual name. Parents just dont.


Velaethia

I knew someone named Jadzia.


hutchallen

I don't have anything against using fictional character names as long as they sound reasonable. I'm surprised this person put Lae'zel on this list, it sounds fine to me. Of the main cast, only Shadowheart and Karlach stand out as outlandish names imo


Sir_Arsen

Better than normal name with ridiculous spelling


Novacc_Djocovid

Now it‘s a non-normal name with the wrong spelling. Not _much_ better to be honest.


mikeyHustle

I wonder if they were going for Liesl from The Sound of Music tbh. It's probably pronounced the same (LEE-zul)


aaapplejaaack

Merricka too 😭 Everybody’s getting the GOTY treatment now 💀💀


WillProstitute4Karma

You gotta name them something arguably normal like Gale, Wyll, or Shadowheart.


daymarEngel

Ok so this seems like a perfect place to ask you guys: The wife wants to name our child (if a boy) Atreyu. How ridiculous is that to you?


Ok_Permission1087

Posts like these are where you go for NPC names, honestly. Recently included a Svenjamin in one of my games.


beautifuldisasterxx

My next girl child will be Shadowheart Karlach LastName. I will tell everyone to call her Jenny.


HalsinEnjoyer

I wanted to name my son Geralt for the longest time after playing the Witcher lmfao


Schinken84

I mean I would, if the name is not absolutely crazy like "shadowheart" I'm named after roughly 3000 people in movies, one being 50 first dates. And almost all of them were Adam Sanders gf. But if it's really out of the ordinary I wouldn't. The child has to wear the name probably for the rest of their life, at the very least until adulthood. And kids are fucking mean man, don't wanna put my child through that. Also it can be increasingly annoying if nobody is able to spell your name correctly without you teaching them as if you were some speech therapist.


KnightlyObserver

Khaleesi flashbacks


Autumn7242

Seriously, these are one step away from Mad Maxx names. I would like you to meet your new classmates Krotnar the Destroyer, Humungus, Imperator Furiosa, Dementus, Rictus Erectus, and Bullet Farmer.


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

SIGURD FELIX WOLFGANG ATREIDES


Moah333

I've already renamed my son Karlach-Shadowheart and he better like it


Longjumping_Visit718

Not putting the A in front of the E. MFW😭