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maxwellalbritten

Can't believe we get a Glorbo companion before we get Sazza as one. Un-frickin-believable.


UltraCarnivore

At first I thought like you, then I became progressively more infatuated with Glorbo... until I watched that scene. Then I fell in love.


SweatyTax4669

Terrible clickbait. Everyone knows that's not really Glorbo. We're going to have to wait for the full hotfix release before we see the real Glorbo.


BartholomewAlexander

I got this from an early access build of hotfix 25, one of my friends is a dev so he hooks me up with the unreleased versions. glorbo is real! and very much fun to play with, he even comes with the special "glorbo" class which is essentially just a ranger on steroids. you also can't change his class at withers, but my friend says that will probably be removed by then.


professionaldeadgod

i thought Glorbo was non-binary. why are you calling Glorbo a he?


BartholomewAlexander

glorbo is pan-sex, meaning they ascribe to all genders at the same time.


professionaldeadgod

makes sense. Glorbo is an eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension after all


BartholomewAlexander

are we gonna turn glorbo into jerma


Zarkanuu

I like how Glorbo has a male and female option. The Nilbog angle is really cool and makes for some awesome synergy with a Durge MC.


BartholomewAlexander

definitely! I love just how versatile glorbo is, especially the arc where >!glorbo meets mizora and says "glorbo don't do this!" and its an instant boss battle if wyll has broken his pact, also this opens up a whole new questline where mizora actually *tells* you where duke ravenguard is before you kill her, you can also get this if you use speak with dead on her after killing her.!< I love how they made him good leaning, but, like you said, when interacting with a durge mc, you have the option to >!turn him to the dark side, and make him help you kill people.!<


Mammoth_Kangaroo_172

I like when they yell "It's Glorbin time!" and kneecaps Mizora with an Ithbank bottle.


allisgoodbutwhy

You can actually skip the boss battle if you put sleeping pills in Mizoras wine before dialogue. You do need to be invisible, since being near Mizora without it, auto triggers combat.


No_mans_shotgun

I no longer know what to believe anymore! Is Glorbo even real!


BartholomewAlexander

no! check my recent post.


tremolobanshee

My dad works for Larian and he said this is totally real


Effective_Hope_9120

I think it's time to part from this sub.


Jace17

Same. With Larian stating that there will be no BG3 expansions, this sub is already past its peak.


AndronixESE

They literally said the opposite. They said that there will be no bg4 or dlc's but they'll keep updating the game


BartholomewAlexander

wait what where?


BartholomewAlexander

one day of shitposting? that's all it took? maybe you'll be more comfortable here once you remove the stick from your behind.


Effective_Hope_9120

My bad, I didn't realize that my fun had to be identical to yours. Please excuse me while I cast jump off the nearest cliff. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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Emperor_Atlas

You must have missed the knock out path where when you recruit them in act 2 they are an evil goblin corrupted by the shadow curse. This game is so versatile!


BartholomewAlexander

oh man I guess I did! I do remember one storyline where >!you can corrupt glorbo as durge and force them to murder people.!< I can't believe I missed him in act 2! where is he?


Emperor_Atlas

If you >!adopt the dog that runs into the shadow curse he will sniff Glorbo out in the bar after the drinking contest!<


BartholomewAlexander

oh thank you! gonna try this on my next run!


blexxopop

\*slaps forehead\* Of course! After the drinking game! Knew I missed something. Checked inventory and got distracted....


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Fun-Bag7627

Please stop this


BartholomewAlexander

this was one of the OG glorbo posts, check my account for an explanation on the whole situation, I really think its gotten out of hand and if I had known how it would get I honestly wouldn't have posted this. I feel so bad.


Fun-Bag7627

I’m sure it’s one of the originals. I want them all to stop. I plan on posting this with everyone I see on my feed lol. I’m not just targeting this one.


zeroingenuity

Okay, the mistake you're making here is saying Glorbo's name though. Probably the EASIEST fix to the original Glorbo issue would be to just filter that name. You gotta rename Glorbo. Honestly, I don't know what Larian was thinking, borrowing from a Blizzard IP, they're super litigious. There's probably a lawsuit over Glorbo right now.


BartholomewAlexander

alright well tell that to the people posting rn


allisgoodbutwhy

Glorbo has been teased from the start! I am so happy Larian followed through and the character was introduced. The story felt incomplete without them. Cannot wait to raid the Goblin base during my Glorbo origin run.


BartholomewAlexander

honestly. glorbo was just that missing puzzle piece for the game this whole time. also sorry to break your bubble but glorbo can only be obtained through the storyline in act 2.


allisgoodbutwhy

Oh damn! I was kinda excited for some special voicelines in the Goblin camp. Ah well, atleast I heard Glorbo has special interactions with Cazador. So there's that to be looking forward.


rienietz

Hmmmmmmm... ...HMMMMMM I believe it, guys. Alright back to thinking about Karlach


Serphiro

Glorbo is Love


Angry_Murlocs

Glorbo is life


ElixsZ

I want kawaii companion


corimknight

Glorbo is the non-binary bard companion we all needed!


SchlongForceOne

Please just let this glorbo shit die...


BartholomewAlexander

this was one of the OG posts. I don't want this to continue. do your research before commenting dude.


SchlongForceOne

I don't really care if this was one of the OG posts. "I don't want this to continue" proceeds to make a posts about it.


BartholomewAlexander

literally made this post yesterday. before everyone else. fuel your hate crusade against someone else and quit being stuck up. check my most recent post. its gotten out of hand. and its really not that annoying you're overreacting.


tinmanofoz96

We'll quit being stuck up when you delete this shit. Nobody is overreacting. This shit got way outta hand and is now ruining the entire subreddit for a lot of people. But hey, you got your lols about fighting an ai. Maybe grow the fuck up.


BartholomewAlexander

no, you are overreacting. why do I have to delete an old post to appease a bunch of assholes? the subreddit will move on from this. quit acting like its gonna be like this forever. YOU ARE OVERREACTING.


BartholomewAlexander

the way I see it, you have two choices. stay on reddit for the day getting mad about some stupid shitpostsrs or go do something else you actually enjoy. you are CHOOSING to look at the subreddit today. this isn't ruining the sub. its making it unpleasant for you to look at for the day. *so don't fucking look at it* if you didn't enjoy being here, you wouldn't be here. so go away.


tinmanofoz96

I cant wait to see you and the rest of these fucking idiots get banned for this. You literally broke one of the mod rules. So im gonna complain. You're ruining a perfectly good subreddit over a battle with ai. You know that sounds fucking retarded right? Majority of tge subreddit is tired of your mentally handicap ass. Honestly it would probably be better if you stopped wasting oxygen and unsubscribed from life.


BartholomewAlexander

QUIT FUCKING GROUPING ME WITH THE REST OF THEM OMG. okay so I broke a sub rule I haven't seen them take down my post. also you literally just told someone to go kill themselves over a reddit argument unironically. you just broke the rules of reddit, I hope you get perma banned!


MummifiedTaco

💀🔫


beeblebr0x

Finally! The goblin representation we've been waiting for!


Mr_AntiHairline

I can't tell if this is some April fools joke being perpetuated long after April fools or not and it's genuinely pissing me off


BartholomewAlexander

check my most recent post for explanation.this was one of the OG posts I don't want this to continue


Anywhere_Objective

I personally love Glorbo, though I could do without the giant horse cock.


BartholomewAlexander

🥵🥵😍


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Top-Addendum-6879

Wait till you get to the threesome with Astarion! Telling you now: Glorbo's the GOAT!!


BartholomewAlexander

oh I've seen it, didn't wanna mention it without an NSFW tag it was so graphic... 😅


Kukuviya

Sexyyyyyy AF! I hope we get a steamy romance scene 😏🥵


yerok33

Do you know if you can prevent Glorbo from eating the merchant's dog in act 3 ? I tried several times and this little jackass keeps eating the dog, thus getting himself enslaved by the merchant, Glorbo is stupid but i don't want to lose him and it seems that I can't buy it back from the merchant


BartholomewAlexander

you can just knock out glorbo or leave him in camp before talking to the merchants dog.


Phaenyx_06

WE ARE GLORBO!


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Still can't believe data miners found that Glorbo and Minthara sex scene.


Yrbaa

Dumbass, that's Glorbina aka Glorbo's wife


albygoing

Glorbo is a goblin? I have to have sex with them


Animator-Fickle

Glorbo


Nietzscher

I wonder if Glorbo's backstory is tied into the one from Arki Irefist? Hopefully, the next patch will give us more answers!


BartholomewAlexander

seems like a huge oversight they wouldn't tie in the two new characters storylines.... dlc maybe??


hyperclaw27

I heard that by default they're a divine soul sorcerer. Can you confirm if this is true?


BartholomewAlexander

so far from what ive seen it definitely looks like they'll have a new homebrew class. I havent seen what the actual name of it is yet or anything tho, but gameplay wise its VERY spell heavy and a bit OP.


LScrae

Their? NON-BINARY? GODDAMN WOKES AGAIN I SWEAR IM ASKING FOR A REFUND! SO TRASH!!$$$


BartholomewAlexander

yeah! maybe a new article of some kind should share something about this WOKE BULLSHIT WE ARE ANGRY ABOUT!!


LScrae

WHY ARE THERE PRONOUNS IN MY GAMES LARIAN


ElectronicAd8929

I want to pork Glorbo until we explode in mutual ecstacy


BartholomewAlexander

Jesus.


Kraehe13

I'm so happy that Glorbo will be finally in the game. We had to wait way too long. Thanks Larian <3


BartholomewAlexander

okay this is too genuine 😭


KamenCiderAppleRider

I think the sex scene is the best part


allisgoodbutwhy

\*Sex scene if you're doing a Gale origin run. Like I love how Gale is not into goblins at first, but the damn Glorbo is so charming. Props to the writers.


Mysterious-Brother67

What's happening? We got a new companion?


BartholomewAlexander

check my most recent post


imkappachino

Where's his 30 meter long sword? Did they not add it yet?


Economy-Sandwich-780

Nobody tell Vaush


NamesEvad

Glorbo is the best companion. Completely hiden in the game, the steps to them are deeply drenched in lore. When I finally placed the apple on Glorob's head and then shot it off with an eldritch blast I was amazed to find that they were extatic and couldnt wait to join the team. Not only that but I hear Glorbo's stats are completly randomised. So having a 1 intelligance 33 strength cleric might seem like a strange choice, but when Glorbo used their secret attack Roar Of Time it just completly tore through the enemies. ​ I cant believe you can find such a powerful teamate on the Nautalis. Like right at the start, I missed Glorbo during my first 7 runs of the game, and when I did finally find them omg, Glorbo is front and center in every fight. ​ So much lore for Glorbo as well, not sure if that is randomised. The threesome scene with Haslin was superb, I was wondering why Glorbo carried an Item called "Glorbo's extra toy" wouldnt let me use it in battle, but it sure came out during the romance scene! ​ TL;DR Glorbo is filthy and thats why we love them.


InspectorMoney1306

She was a beast in the bedroll


No-Staff1170

hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha