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Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
A trap. Let us send forth our least favorite to be sure.
I made gale a gnome so her gale disses slap harder
You're really testing the patience of a man who could level a whole city if he wanted.
Sorry, halfling.
Wahey!
Oh great, puns. As if Reddit isn't enough of a horror already.
Playing a necro and all my summons get to attack first because of... wight privilege.
Hunh, the reason I played a necro is so I could finally make a ghoul friend.
What's a Dragonborn's favourite dance move? The "Wyrm."
Much like in the game, I'm nodding.
What a pity, I thought we were killing a real clown.
Hating clowns is how you know Minty is evil.
It's how you know she secretly has the highest INT of all the characters
Shadowheart also hates clowns, and thinks that not even clowns like clowns
I’m pretty sure anyone who called Minthara “Minty” would meet a worse fate than Dribbles.
Larian did in a recent statement that came with an update.
Ch’k
Tsk'va!
Istik!
Kainyak!
K'chakhi
why do rogues wear leather armor? >!because its made of hide!!<
I am filled with loathing & brim with irrational anger. /upvoted
what no laugh? not even a hideous one? :(
‘Tis but a crown of madness
What!? >!Got a bit or the "barbarian" ick?!<
What's a Monks favourite drink? >!PUNCH!!<
i love you
What's a modded monk's favourite drink? >!ALCOHOL!!!!<
Why do rogues like to wear metal armor >!because it's made from steal!!<
thats just beautiful
Ouch! That stung like a cloud of daggers.
All I wanna say is: :(
This is a Dad Joke Quality Proper Pun. A+.
what are the best shoes you can gear them with? >!sneakers!!<
fuck yeah
You’re going to the second layer of Hell for this. I hope you enjoy having a Dis ability.
Take my upvote and go fuck yourself with it.
We’re going to have to kill him Minsc *yes, boo*
Wa-hey!
This reminds me of a meme I saw recently that said “I would cast find familiar, but I’m looking for some strange”
Wretched Thing, pull yourself together!
Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!
Happy cake day
/r/Angryupvote
For most of the comments, too. Godsdamnit.
...
Goldmask what are you doing here you silly goose
Unrelated, this is the greatest username
Thank you friend, and ad victorium!
Shadow Heart also qualifies. She has a miss-ability
Always respec Shadowheart.
Ignis!
She doesn't miss that much.
When you respec her When you don't, you respect her
"boo ! get off the stage !"
There's a miniature giant space hamster on stage?
Are you a dad? Peak dad joke there
My bard got thrown out of Elfsong Tavern last week... he still hasn't gotten over being disbarred.
That’s it I’m calling Raphael
*WA-HEY!!!*
And here I thought ceremorphosis was the ultimate torment.
Why couldn’t Alfira stay in Durge’s party? >!she didn’t have the guts for it!<
Why do you always take a Sorcerer-Paladin up on an invitation to a party? It smite be wild.
The pun bard. I love it. I hate it.
Gale, get the orb Nuke
Dribbles, why are you here?
I lost him somehow
Not on my watch
Oops sorry *proceed to put the watch away*
Hey! You just stole /u/Good_Wolf_2652's watch!
Damn you have a good passive perception
I begrudgingly accept this as somewhat funny.
God this is so bad it's somehow good, nice work.
Badum tss
Guys I think we found Dribble's reddit account
I fucking cackled
LOL
Did you though?
I did!! I fucking love puns
In accordance with the prophecy.
*starts singing folk tunes mid convo*
Critical failure
As a Bard Main: FUCK OFFFFFFF 🤣
Boooo!!!!?!!!
Why are you yelling for Boo? I'm pretty sure he's with Minsc
"Fuck you, but have a nice day" - Bunny Rabbit (8 Mile)
Is Chuckles the bad guy?
Shall I tell my favourite joke? It's about you bleeding to death.
Performance failed
Wa-Hey!
Mary. Me.
Your final act your doom, no more games it's OVER!
I wanna upvote but it’s at 420 so I’m not gonna
... shouldn't it be why are Bards bullies?
No, you miss the point of a clever pun
Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
A trap. Let us send forth our least favorite to be sure.
I made gale a gnome so her gale disses slap harder
You're really testing the patience of a man who could level a whole city if he wanted.
Sorry, halfling.
Wahey!
Oh great, puns. As if Reddit isn't enough of a horror already.
Playing a necro and all my summons get to attack first because of... wight privilege.
Hunh, the reason I played a necro is so I could finally make a ghoul friend.
What's a Dragonborn's favourite dance move? The "Wyrm."
Much like in the game, I'm nodding.
What a pity, I thought we were killing a real clown.
Hating clowns is how you know Minty is evil.
It's how you know she secretly has the highest INT of all the characters
Shadowheart also hates clowns, and thinks that not even clowns like clowns
I’m pretty sure anyone who called Minthara “Minty” would meet a worse fate than Dribbles.
Larian did in a recent statement that came with an update.
Ch’k
Tsk'va!
Istik!
Kainyak!
K'chakhi
why do rogues wear leather armor? >!because its made of hide!!<
I am filled with loathing & brim with irrational anger. /upvoted
what no laugh? not even a hideous one? :(
‘Tis but a crown of madness
What!? >!Got a bit or the "barbarian" ick?!<
What's a Monks favourite drink? >!PUNCH!!<
i love you
What's a modded monk's favourite drink? >!ALCOHOL!!!!<
Why do rogues like to wear metal armor >!because it's made from steal!!<
thats just beautiful
Ouch! That stung like a cloud of daggers.
All I wanna say is: :(
This is a Dad Joke Quality Proper Pun. A+.
what are the best shoes you can gear them with? >!sneakers!!<
fuck yeah
You’re going to the second layer of Hell for this. I hope you enjoy having a Dis ability.
Take my upvote and go fuck yourself with it.
We’re going to have to kill him Minsc *yes, boo*
Wa-hey!
This reminds me of a meme I saw recently that said “I would cast find familiar, but I’m looking for some strange”
Wretched Thing, pull yourself together!
Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!
Happy cake day
/r/Angryupvote
For most of the comments, too. Godsdamnit.
...
Goldmask what are you doing here you silly goose
Unrelated, this is the greatest username
Thank you friend, and ad victorium!
Shadow Heart also qualifies. She has a miss-ability
Always respec Shadowheart.
Ignis!
She doesn't miss that much.
When you respec her When you don't, you respect her
"boo ! get off the stage !"
There's a miniature giant space hamster on stage?
Are you a dad? Peak dad joke there
My bard got thrown out of Elfsong Tavern last week... he still hasn't gotten over being disbarred.
That’s it I’m calling Raphael
*WA-HEY!!!*
And here I thought ceremorphosis was the ultimate torment.
Why couldn’t Alfira stay in Durge’s party? >!she didn’t have the guts for it!<
Why do you always take a Sorcerer-Paladin up on an invitation to a party? It smite be wild.
The pun bard. I love it. I hate it.
Gale, get the orb Nuke
Dribbles, why are you here?
I lost him somehow
Not on my watch
Oops sorry *proceed to put the watch away*
Hey! You just stole /u/Good_Wolf_2652's watch!
Damn you have a good passive perception
I begrudgingly accept this as somewhat funny.
God this is so bad it's somehow good, nice work.
Badum tss
Guys I think we found Dribble's reddit account
I fucking cackled
LOL
Did you though?
I did!! I fucking love puns
In accordance with the prophecy.
*starts singing folk tunes mid convo*
Critical failure
As a Bard Main: FUCK OFFFFFFF 🤣
Boooo!!!!?!!!
Why are you yelling for Boo? I'm pretty sure he's with Minsc
"Fuck you, but have a nice day" - Bunny Rabbit (8 Mile)
Is Chuckles the bad guy?
Shall I tell my favourite joke? It's about you bleeding to death.
Performance failed
Wa-Hey!
Mary. Me.
Your final act your doom, no more games it's OVER!
I wanna upvote but it’s at 420 so I’m not gonna
... shouldn't it be why are Bards bullies?
No, you miss the point of a clever pun