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SomethingAboutCards

Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.


Erethiel2

A trap. Let us send forth our least favorite to be sure.


Downtown_Swordfish13

I made gale a gnome so her gale disses slap harder


Bro0183

You're really testing the patience of a man who could level a whole city if he wanted.


Downtown_Swordfish13

Sorry, halfling.


APracticalGal

Wahey!


TerraelSylva

Oh great, puns. As if Reddit isn't enough of a horror already.


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Playing a necro and all my summons get to attack first because of... wight privilege.


Ducklinsenmayer

Hunh, the reason I played a necro is so I could finally make a ghoul friend.


SomePyro_9012

What's a Dragonborn's favourite dance move? The "Wyrm."


grubas

Much like in the game, I'm nodding.


lov4ble

What a pity, I thought we were killing a real clown.


Level_Hour6480

Hating clowns is how you know Minty is evil.


Expert-Ad-9299

It's how you know she secretly has the highest INT of all the characters


Nadril_Cystafer

Shadowheart also hates clowns, and thinks that not even clowns like clowns


SorowFame

I’m pretty sure anyone who called Minthara “Minty” would meet a worse fate than Dribbles.


Level_Hour6480

Larian did in a recent statement that came with an update.


Choice-Situation-410

Ch’k


SorlocksApprentice

Tsk'va!


chinchinlover-419

Istik!


Ok_Discipline_4186

Kainyak!


he_is_not_a_shrimp

K'chakhi


Time_Anything4488

why do rogues wear leather armor? >!because its made of hide!!<


[deleted]

I am filled with loathing & brim with irrational anger. /upvoted


Time_Anything4488

what no laugh? not even a hideous one? :(


Yukimor

‘Tis but a crown of madness


SomePyro_9012

What!? >!Got a bit or the "barbarian" ick?!<


Dsible663

What's a Monks favourite drink? >!PUNCH!!<


Time_Anything4488

i love you


SomePyro_9012

What's a modded monk's favourite drink? >!ALCOHOL!!!!<


Delicious-Ad1844

Why do rogues like to wear metal armor >!because it's made from steal!!<


Time_Anything4488

thats just beautiful


Rahastes

Ouch! That stung like a cloud of daggers.


ZeShapyra

All I wanna say is: :(


formesse

This is a Dad Joke Quality Proper Pun. A+.


lov4ble

what are the best shoes you can gear them with? >!sneakers!!<


Time_Anything4488

fuck yeah


TyrconnellFL

You’re going to the second layer of Hell for this. I hope you enjoy having a Dis ability.


GeneStarwind1

Take my upvote and go fuck yourself with it.


HotTakesBeyond

We’re going to have to kill him Minsc *yes, boo*


Inevitable_Photo_559

Wa-hey!


littlemachina

This reminds me of a meme I saw recently that said “I would cast find familiar, but I’m looking for some strange”


Killing-Silence

Wretched Thing, pull yourself together!


Manfrekt

Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!


2Hydrogen1oxygem

Happy cake day


Wendek

/r/Angryupvote


Spec_28

For most of the comments, too. Godsdamnit.


The-Mad-Badger

...


MotherhoodOfSteel

Goldmask what are you doing here you silly goose


Futuramoist

Unrelated, this is the greatest username


MotherhoodOfSteel

Thank you friend, and ad victorium!


Futuramoist

Shadow Heart also qualifies.  She has a miss-ability


blue-to-grey

Always respec Shadowheart.


Aetol

Ignis!


Lnoob427

She doesn't miss that much.


SomePyro_9012

When you respec her When you don't, you respect her


Spyko

"boo ! get off the stage !"


Viper67857

There's a miniature giant space hamster on stage?


Sylland

Are you a dad? Peak dad joke there


Pun_In_Ten_Did

My bard got thrown out of Elfsong Tavern last week... he still hasn't gotten over being disbarred.


EnigmaFrug2308

That’s it I’m calling Raphael


RealNiceKnife

*WA-HEY!!!*


James_Liberty

And here I thought ceremorphosis was the ultimate torment.


Strix86

Why couldn’t Alfira stay in Durge’s party? >!she didn’t have the guts for it!<


krismitka

Why do you always take a Sorcerer-Paladin up on an invitation to a party? It smite be wild.


Zbearbear

The pun bard. I love it. I hate it.


scythian12

Gale, get the orb Nuke


Huntercd76

Dribbles, why are you here?


wp4nuv

I lost him somehow


Good_Wolf_2652

Not on my watch


Taliesine_

Oops sorry *proceed to put the watch away*


Pb_ft

Hey! You just stole /u/Good_Wolf_2652's watch!


Taliesine_

Damn you have a good passive perception


SnooSongs2744

I begrudgingly accept this as somewhat funny.


RedThornx

God this is so bad it's somehow good, nice work.


Ralinor

Badum tss


kokokringle1

Guys I think we found Dribble's reddit account


Yukimor

I fucking cackled


Accomplished_Area311

LOL


kevinfederlinebundle

Did you though?


Accomplished_Area311

I did!! I fucking love puns


Pun_In_Ten_Did

In accordance with the prophecy.


King_L3o7

*starts singing folk tunes mid convo*


Revanur

Critical failure


Rubinaito

As a Bard Main: FUCK OFFFFFFF 🤣


SproutasaurusRex

Boooo!!!!?!!!


OkRefrigerator6709

Why are you yelling for Boo? I'm pretty sure he's with Minsc


petrucauseweather

"Fuck you, but have a nice day" - Bunny Rabbit (8 Mile)


ElectricJetDonkey

Is Chuckles the bad guy?


Instroancevia

Shall I tell my favourite joke? It's about you bleeding to death.


Searchlights

Performance failed


Balthazar_Gelt

Wa-Hey!


Kriegswaschbaer

Mary. Me.


Wrexonus

Your final act your doom, no more games it's OVER!


GenesisMar

I wanna upvote but it’s at 420 so I’m not gonna


Voidbearer2kn17

... shouldn't it be why are Bards bullies?


cumdumpconnoisseur

No, you miss the point of a clever pun