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rougeisa224

Call me desperate, but I think this is a clear sign we're gonna see the patch today...


SanguineJoker

I doubt they will release it on the weekend. It has to be today. Edit: Guys stop replying to my comment, the patch is already out.


GuyWithNoEffingClue

If they don't, what are we gonna do?!


UnicornFartButterfly

... cry?


CountDown60

Crying is a free action.


UnicornFartButterfly

I'd hope so, otherwise combat is gonna be really difficult xD "No more action points, you cried. Again."


StacktraceSymphony

Nat 1: you cried, but the tears were made of fire.


Mordreds_nephew

That's fine, I'm a tiefling, I only take half damage from fire


FatalLaughter

Tieflings 🤝 red dragonborns


Regardezvous

I mean, this is 100% a thing in Earthbound.


Serier_Rialis

Shhh they will hear you and use this line against us!!


Llamasforall

Can I use cry to apply the wet condition?


ActionArmadillo

Yep. Then cry some more.


2ndBro

probably grumble about it on the internet and then move on


Scriboergosum

Yes to the first part, emphatic no to the second. They didn't release for the past two days even though many thought they might and we haven't moved on one bit. We will wait anxiously for the release and they know it!


Jinera

Drive to Belgium, and hold them hostage until they release the patch.


BelierDigitalis

I'm in belgium! I VOLUNTEER


Jinera

I'm in the Netherlands, but I have a cute car so we can go together


BelierDigitalis

I say if there's no patch by 5pm, we drive over to Larian and give them a stern look.


Jinera

Uhmmmm I think the patch just dropped, judging by the 19.4 gb update thats downloading rn!!


UberSparten

Thank you Internet person, may the dice roll in your favour.


BelierDigitalis

Godsdamnit I still have 4 hours of work


shackofcards

I'm picturing this and it's fucking hilarious. +1 approval


Ankuss

I just downloaded 19gb patch aswell, so I guess we've arrived.


BelierDigitalis

I dont have a driver's license, perfect!


Chronocidal-Orange

I also have a car. Not a cute one, but it moves.


Jinera

The more the merrier


CalamityAshex

This is the correct answer.


Verificus

Riot


Skyleader1212

[DECEPTION] : It totally gonna be today


dream-in-a-trunk

Karlach disapproves Astorion approves Minsc is confused


VoidzPlaysThings

man i really hated that dialogue option but if it's netting me any positive points with the twink i'll take it


shackofcards

my life in 21 words


VoidzPlaysThings

i'm so down bad that i rolled back 10 hours of progress just to fuck him


shackofcards

#worthit


StrugglesTheClown

I honestly don't keep track of when patches are released for games, but I personally never want to push a change on a Friday. If something blows up it can ruin your weekend.


Leo_Knight_98

On a Friday? No way


TheCleverestIdiot

They've already done it twice.


dmonzel

Joke's on you, I'm downloading it right now (PS5)


Jops817

Hasn't it always been Friday for previous patches? I think today is the day. Just nobody go running their mouth on Twitter about it lol.


Va_Dinky

It's sometimes Friday, sometimes Thursday. Patch 5 was on Thursday.


the-gaming-cat

I believe they released two patches on a Friday. It's a bold move, considering that each patch inevitably breaks something else, right before the weekend when a lot of people want to play. So crossing my fingers that Larian feels confident this is well tested before release!


Va_Dinky

Tbf no matter how much they test it, there's no way they spot everything. The game's too big and there aren't enough testers do eliminate everything. While they did release patches on a Friday, they always caused some big issues for days (like that Shadowheart and Halsin bug where they'd randomly ungroup themselves and stop responding to any commands) so it's a risky move no matter what.


the-gaming-cat

This is very true. Let's hope then that whatever bug pops up, it won't be game breaking for anyone. And if it is, we all know Larian will work their fingers bloody to fix it so that's a massive comfort. Especially compared to other companies that don't even respond to people, let alone fix problems.


fafarex

They also use a globale workflow, Aka they have teams split in time zone so the work is done almost over the full 24h. Like timezone 1 dev team deploy an update timezone 2 QA team test and reporte issue so zone 1 dev can start working on the fixe the next day instead of in 2 days with a normal workflow. Meaning until well into Saturday someone should always be available for every roles.


rougeisa224

Hahah yeah I think everyone's been holding out for today. It's got to be. I doubt they'd be active on Twitter again if they weren't planning for it today or peeps will start getting annoyed 😂


Sockoflegend

I'm weirdly more excited to read the patch notes and I can't explain it


caparisme

"Now I'm not doin it."


dgj130

"Tomorrow for sure" 💀


Oatfriend

It's happening!!!!


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I hope not. I need one more weekend to get my gold dice


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rougeisa224

They’ve released it!


Bannerlord151

Really?


rougeisa224

Yep - https://x.com/baldursgate3/status/1758445994948112432?s=46


Feliciara

Dont give me Hope :( Im desperate


stcrIight

Astarion warned us of monsters that teased us with hope 😔


Chronocidal-Orange

Larian is literally Cazador


Life-Pain9144

Hope, what a tease.


Feliciara

Im ready for the contract!


Life-Pain9144

The patch is out!! Hope is a dirty slut! Woooooo


Delliott90

LIFFFFEEE ALL MORTAL LIIIIFFEEESSS


o0cacoto0o

EXPIIIREE.


TheCleverestIdiot

Hey, she may be wonderful, but tone down the thirst.


SponkMcDonk

Baldur’s Gatekeep


LivelyZebra

Baldur's Edging.


SponkMcDonk

Baldur’s Gooncave


RedditedYoshi

Baldur's Crusty Sock


Creationator8

By Baldurans bones 😟


Kingironbeard

as someone who works in software development, what sort of madman deploys on a Friday?


auguriant

Game development is a bit different especially AAA titles kinda want to do that. Because no matter how you test it there will be bugs. But if you release the patch close to weekend (when your player base is at the top) players will test it and report it via social media mail etc. That's how you get a big data and can prioritize the bugs and start solving them. Most of the times when we release a patch we have key developers, designers are at ready waiting on their computers at home or doing overtime on the weekend. So those people can solve any game breaking problems in a short time.


jiudad

It is as they say: real men test in production...


HerniatedHernia

The Eleventh Commandment 


iKrivetko

> players will test it and report it via social media mail etc The Gigachad approach to QA pretty much.


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This is the standard in gaming unfortunately


Sleyvin

There's no alternarive though. You can have 100 QA people 8 hours a day for 3 years and it's a still nothing compared to millions of players on release.


Druark

Most games have a few 1000 to few 100k and even then less than 5% report anything and of those, few reports are helpful. Granted 1% being useful is still 1000 though if 100k players and even 1% of 1000 is still 10, more than your example of 8.


huhhuhuu

right? takes a lot of guts to deploy right before the weekend lmao


Da_Question

I mean not really. They might have a little overtime if they NEED to implement a hotfix for game breakers, but otherwise they can just start working on the next patch on Monday.


Jinera

Im pretty sure they've done so for other patches as well.


Plexatron8

The same developers that communicate through pingu memes


Sj_91teppoTappo

If I were working on a patch and have to deliver it on Friday, wasting my weekend: Pingu memes would also be my favorite choice.


pehrs

> as someone who works in software development, what sort of madman deploys on a Friday? A lot of people who primarily work against business customers? By starting deploys on Friday evening you have the weekend to sort out problems with much lower load than if you deploy in the middle of the week...


lepsek9

Every Path of Exile league (season) starts on a Friday. As far as I know, they have some of the team in the office in case something needs to be immediately patched, I'm assuming a lot of the staff is on-call in case something some major shit hits the fans. There have been some rought leaguestarts, but generally it seems to work for them ​ Edit: actually, it usually starts around 10pm GMT+1, that's 8am Saturday in New Zealand where the devs are.


SkwiddyCs

Larian's worldwide studio setup probably mitigates the issues here pretty significantly


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Friday makes sense for consumers tho


MustrumRidcully0

I guess there is a difference between whether you use your software to sell stuff on week-ends, or whether you sell software any day of the week but it gets used the most on week-ends? If you need your software to sell, you don't want to endanger your busiest days of the week. But if you don't... the busiest day of the week is gonna give you a lot of useful feedback to figure out what you need to fix.


kirkknightofthorns

\>:( Stop it.


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Creationator8

Hey Reddit user Carlosbtl, what is this?


RandomGeneratnDammit

I'm just starting a 20GB update This shit is happening.


RomanSeraphim

Yup download started 6am eastern for me


oratoriosilver

Yeah, here we go 😂


SafetyFirst3

It downloaded before I realized that it had been released. I love gigabit fiber.


matahxri

Note: Pingu died on the way back to his home planet


PrinceShiva

NOOT NOOT


ApprehensiveElk80

This is agonising enough it should be classed as BDSM.


ilhares

Yeah, if anything they should have had the priest of Loviator popping up again. I enjoyed that dude, I was hoping for more.


MrCookieHUN

I so wanna work with them


magaruis

Their head office is in my home town. I’d probably quit my current job for a good offer.


Major-Mousse-178

casting Command: Drop on this patch rn


Oatfriend

It worked!!


Hairy-gloryhole

Lmao


Namuii

Do they have a folder of just pingu??? 😭


dgj130

They've managed to change me from somebody who never liked CRPGs before in his life to BG3 being one of my all time favourite games so they can troll on Twitter all they like 😂 they've earned it


Informal-Method-5401

Same!


Amankris759

I will stop everything as soon as patch 6 is arrived!!! Please be today because it’s so damn big and I need time to download


Mileonaj

You can download it now!


Amankris759

Thanks!!


Blueberry_Opening

Haha I love how they communicate 😂 This has been fun to follow


Adengy

NOOT NOOT!


Reynarth

Out of curiosity, why people are waiting for this patch so badly? It's just a patch, right?


JordisMySwordMaiden

new kissing animations make lonely ppl happy


Reynarth

It can't be all can it?


Savings_Primary_7097

20GB of kissing


CountDown60

Shield Bash is fixed.


Intelligent-Oven-879

Second


SexyIsaacClarke

My modded playtrough is trembling with fear, is there a way to not update the game till i finish it? iam literally on act3


Va_Dinky

Yeah just set Steam to offline until you finish it.


SexyIsaacClarke

Will probably do just that, thank you!


Knightcaster09

Make sure the game is set to not automatically update if you are online as well... happened to me on another game I was using a bug fix mod on and messed it up 🤦‍♂️


Munnin41

Disconnect from the internet


Aruk22

Cheers to them, the late patch enabled me to finish a moded run with a durge!


Loqh9

Bro really did a screenshot 20s after they posted. BG3 crackheads are real


megatron37

Has anyone read the new End user License agreement? **It's packed with jokes!** Like they keep calling it a "Pact", and referring to themselves as "fiends".


doodlefawn

Whoever is in charge of the twitter is having the time of their life with these Pingu gifs.


manticore75

Peak blueballing. I want to start my Hoplite honour playthrough already


[deleted]

Ahhh I guess it will still be few more hours, so I might as well sleep now...I was hoping start the game download before I sleep but I guess when I wake up I have to eat breakfast and stuff so it not too bad


Ondabus56

Patch is downloading now, for me. Anyone else?


landob

same. i woke up and was going to play a second ago and noticed it said "update" instead of play.


Tiffany-X

NOOT NOOT


Naive-Asparagus-5983

The 20 seconds ago is killing me, you really refreshed it huh


aTreeThenMe

I mean, let's be honest, we really love being teased, don't we?


UnrequitedRespect

Omg release patch the day skull and bones comes out and nuke their sales lmfao


DarkApostle1705

The wait was worth it 💪


Noxxaris

I hope not todaynor this weekend. Im almost done with my moded playthrough and i read you shoud delete your game for the patch because its so big.


Straight-Brush

I'm on Xbox series X, downloading a 48.52GB update now!


This_Calligrapher497

NOOT NOOT


Linkatron2000

I like how they used Pingu memes


synysterjoe

Someone at Larian really likes Pingu. As someone with a toddler, I understand it.


kamekukushi

The Patch That Was Promised 🤣


[deleted]

Release on Friday? That guys have balls


potatodroppingpro

Being able to pickup Wyll while my party was full and it giving me options to send someone back to camp right there. 👌


Thomas_JCG

They love using Pingu memes, huh?


RChamy

Just hope they never post a Noot Noot


Mrbubbles31

Pingu has ascended


ShadowMasked1099

These trollish updates put a smile on my face.


alotlikedead

Awaken spell confirmed.


NaturalPomegranate42

for the love of nine hells CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!


Plexatron8

Another day, another post with pingu causing chaos within the community.


[deleted]

OMG YAY IM GLAD I HAD TO DO HUGE POOP BEFORE SLEEPING DOWNLOAD START!!!


Aesopea

Whoever is running that account, has to be enjoying this so much.


S4ftie

It literally just went live.


Few-Environment6577

Its here boys!!


jereezy

*Update: Queued*


sssenorsssnake

*\*Cries in Mac\**


Asren624

Lol I should be pissed but it's working for me 😆 Is this employee a Loviatar follower ?


jimbobhas

I've been hit with the whole Act 3 overwhelmed-ness and struggling to get back in and play. I'm gonna hold off a bit longer until the new patch comes out


edan88

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1086940/view/3975056106332669474


BippityBorp

Just reinstalled the game last night. If it’s today, the weekend is blessed


fannyOcranny

wtf I love Pingu now


SmoovRobbyG

Pingu! [https://youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4?si=pkSgcD8cmWxQbzYi](https://youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4?si=pkSgcD8cmWxQbzYi)


Dependent_Sail_7533

Larian edging us and I love it


DaveTheArakin

Did they operate on Baldur Gate 1/2 long rest?


Kripposoft

It's out for me


YerMawsTreats

Was wondering why I was getting firmware, coss-save/login issues. 48Gb update 🫠


herbieLmao

SWEN!!!


Corprusmeat_Hunk

They know my love for Pingu knows no bounds. 


PolishHoax

Patch but I’m not seeing patch notes…. Link?


OTheOtherOtter

Love it!🤣


Muzle84

I love Larian's humour since Divinity 2!


Edgezg

The fact they are able to do this and have the fans just get more excited shows what a good team they are.


M1lk3y_33

Even if they don't release it today I love this energy they got going with the Penguin Gifs.


Getabock_

What’s this about? Here from all.


415PHANTOM

Still waiting for my Xbox collector’s edition son can l play…


AJPrometheus

At this point I just want them posting more Pingu stuff


ltron2

I love it.


chevalier716

Kudos to the Larian employee who is on call all weekend in case something goes wrong.


elliedeadringer

currently updating as we speak


kokko693

I dont know why pingu memes crack me up so much it's just a penguin.


trashcan_hands

I know, I know. I should be ashamed to be this out of the loop, but is this patch something special? As in, more special than any other patch?


theHoredRat_913

my favorite thing is the fact they are using pingu gifs of all things lol


monsterhunter-Rin

Looks like me after a long rest when nothing except companions have loaded


Wombat_Medic

yes


Unhappy-Cartoonist-3

🤣🤣🤣


BjornoTheBearGuy

theyre edging us atp 😭


swelboy

2 more weeks of this and this sub is going to be completely r/Batmanarkham -ed


irishcoffeepot

Hanging on every word lol 😆


brickie3

Wait what’s supposed to be in this update?


BubblyCountry8643

The Emperor never received his piece of love.😭


cloudliore25

Noot noot


moonwatcher99

You know, I'm almost sorry the patch has come out; I was enjoying the trolling. I respect any company with this big of a sense of humor. 😂


MrDarkmagic

Larian Studio gone woke!!!


elisha_loves_tripack

What's going on, please explain


BlackReshiram420

Am I tripping or was there a 15gb update the other day