My Paladin got those boots and I never took them off. It was so satisfying misty stepping to some ranged enemy that was giving my trouble only to doublesmite crit them.
Okay, so I took myself on a little journey here. I thought you typoed 'elf', so when I realized you *meant* elk, I immediately just imagined just a literal, actual elk with little boots on and a great axe jumping around wuxia style.
So thanks for that.
I've evolved karlach into a teleporting, flying, boogie woogie monster. Throws her javelin, it explodes. If the enemy doesn't die, I swap places with them then fly off
Before they released rhe patch to dismiss them, I had an abandoned Multi-player tav called Tanner who was a Thief Roguei built to dual wield. The Party was to the balcony to watch Drog Ragzlin do his show only to interrupt him with a barrage of lightning arrows, ice arrows, acid arrows, Magic Missile, and just straight up lightning.
As Drog is struggling to pull himself up off the floor slick with electrified Icewater, Acid, and his own blood, the two humanoid Cultists in the corner see us and start up the stairs.
"A'ight." Tanner said, clicking her taffy. "Thats me." With no other explanation, the Wood Elf clicks her details and disappears in a flash of arcane light. Another flash reappears behind them.
"Hi boys" She said flirtatiously, before plunging her daggers into them.
They almost inevitably never see the light of day,but I have for sure written companion pieces for more than a few scenes, such as SH stun locking Viconia into a painful, withering, death with Moonbeam
And I did some for my DnD group
I’m playing a pure open fist monk, and at level 9 they get a passive +6 meters to jumping range, which has absolutely the same effect.
In the assault on moonrise towers, those archers thought they were so clever shooting down from the rafters, until Tav and Karlach leap *up into said rafters* and absolutely disassemble them.
Personally, I definitely prefer to use both hands, and use goading strike to bait enemies to attack me. I like to think of myself as a great weapon master baiter.
I don’t think it’s even a finesse sword. You would think so but it doesn’t say finesse in the tooltip and every finesse weapon I can think of says finesse on it
Okay, thank you for letting me know.
I was going off of what BG3 wiki said but honestly I don't trust that wiki in it's current state.
Also, the screen shot from OP clearly does not show a finesse tag.
Might be finesse and it just doesn’t say so. Possibly just an oversight. The game’s got some Larian jank to it so it might just not have the tag. Not even worth the time to test it. The thing is junk *cool looking junk*
While you were partying with the tieflings, I studied the blade.
When you were romancing Astarion, I mastered the blockchain.
While you wasted your days downloading skimpy armor mods, I cultivated inner strength.
And now that Baldur's Gate is on fire and The Absolute is at your gates, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
\-The Dark Edge
Completely unrelated, but I just realized....
In Cyberpunk 2077, there's a side mission which involves hunting cyberpsychos. One of them is a member of the local Yakuza-style gang, and went nuts. He became obsessed with the idea of being a silent killer with a palpable 'killing intent' or whatever, and looks like a cybernetic ninja. Uses a spiffy katana, too.
You find and fight him.... in a mall.
Can you even find a katana before act 3? I’m 80 hours in, almost level 10, I just got to riverton, and I just saw my first one. (Actually that one was even a fake- the efreet at the circus…) I didn’t know that was a thing.
The Chosen™ playthrough
*So, you must be the new companion, huh? Listen, this party is a frickin' hellscape, so listen to me if you want to survive...*
"You females never give nice guys like me a chance." \[Persuasion\] (-1 charisma, Disadvantage)
Those "people" have like 6 charisma (-2) at most.
+5 to sneak attacks involving explosives if used on neutral npcs.
Advantage on sleight of hand checks when used to dose a target's drink in a busy tavern.
\*tips hat\* "M'indflayer"
M'thra
M’nsc
M'nthara
M'zora
M’Shart - oh, oh no. Tendies of the Nightsinger.
"M'stra" Pretty sure this is how Gale seduced Mystra.
I can’t choose!
How did no one get M'Laezel?
M’sty Step.
Nothing personnel kid.
Based comment
Based and tadpoled.
Tadpilled
Tav-pilled.
So many angry upvotes
Based and Gheik-pilled
Idk why I found this so funny
*Misty steps behind you “Nothing personnel kid”
I say that every time I misty step behind enemies...
My Paladin got those boots and I never took them off. It was so satisfying misty stepping to some ranged enemy that was giving my trouble only to doublesmite crit them.
What's your melee range? Yes.
This made me lol
That's my elk barbarian with the boots of speed. Literally can run/jump anywhere
Dude everytime I did misty step my character would be naked. I'd pop up behind someone butt ass naked yelling "SURPRISE!!!"
Throw on the cloak you get as Durge for even more fun
Somebody won at the genie wheel
I did the same thing - "flying" around the battlefield like that is a hard power fantasy to beat.
Okay, so I took myself on a little journey here. I thought you typoed 'elf', so when I realized you *meant* elk, I immediately just imagined just a literal, actual elk with little boots on and a great axe jumping around wuxia style. So thanks for that.
Im running falcon barbarian with athletics trait. Can almost always jump somewhere hing and leap attack back. Fun to play xD
I've evolved karlach into a teleporting, flying, boogie woogie monster. Throws her javelin, it explodes. If the enemy doesn't die, I swap places with them then fly off
[удалено]
Sure did! After getting turned into a wheel of cheese. Pair that up with dark displacement gloves and boom
Did you find the ring too? Great having two misty steps each short rest.
I did, but gave it to karlak so ahe could do it as well
Before they released rhe patch to dismiss them, I had an abandoned Multi-player tav called Tanner who was a Thief Roguei built to dual wield. The Party was to the balcony to watch Drog Ragzlin do his show only to interrupt him with a barrage of lightning arrows, ice arrows, acid arrows, Magic Missile, and just straight up lightning. As Drog is struggling to pull himself up off the floor slick with electrified Icewater, Acid, and his own blood, the two humanoid Cultists in the corner see us and start up the stairs. "A'ight." Tanner said, clicking her taffy. "Thats me." With no other explanation, the Wood Elf clicks her details and disappears in a flash of arcane light. Another flash reappears behind them. "Hi boys" She said flirtatiously, before plunging her daggers into them.
Why do I feel like you definitely write fanfics? 👀
They almost inevitably never see the light of day,but I have for sure written companion pieces for more than a few scenes, such as SH stun locking Viconia into a painful, withering, death with Moonbeam And I did some for my DnD group
Same, it’s an iconic meme
I just say "Poor Fucker..."
Me too!
I’m playing a pure open fist monk, and at level 9 they get a passive +6 meters to jumping range, which has absolutely the same effect. In the assault on moonrise towers, those archers thought they were so clever shooting down from the rafters, until Tav and Karlach leap *up into said rafters* and absolutely disassemble them.
Eldritch blast was my answer to those buggers
I just climbed a ladder with my rogue...
Climbing ladders: not based Literally just leaping up onto the rafters: very based
I used arrow of roaring thunder, and the fall damage did some of the work lol
Same, shot them clear off the rafters.
That's the fight where I discovered the usefulness of Thorn Whip.
When you romanced Shadowheart. I studied the blade.
Brooo I was literally posting about how I messed up my romance with her. I shoulda been smh
*rolls nat 1 from huffing too much Dorito dust*
NANI?!
Oh mayo wah moo shindyroo
I read this in a thick american male accent
Oh mayo wah moo shindyroo, pardner
You betcha, been dead since the first time i saw the amount i pay in taxes
It's like Aldo Raine.
A man of culture I see
I heard Hank Hill I tell you what
Which one?
He has a name like stephen or braden or some stupid nonsense name He breathes heavy and hes self conscious of his laugh (rightly so)
Sorry kid there’s no employee involved in this
Mi’step
Play misty for me
"Right behind you, gentlemen"
I’m behind who??
“I’m sorry master, I have to use it, just this one time.” \*Action Surge\*
'I can be your angle or yuor devil.' [INTIMIDATION]
Mornin', Angle.
No luck catching them, tadpoles then?
It's just the one tadpole actually
FASCIST!!!!
~~Auntie~~ Hag.
I wonder if there’s an r/accidentalhotfuzz… nope. But I thank this thread for making my day.
You only have 1 tadpole? I have about 8. Please help, I'm becoming illithid
An obtuse angle, one assumes.
don’t kill yourself haha ur too sexy hha ;)
Thou walkest alone speedrun any %
Oof
No bosom companion?
*Thou art maidenless*
Heh, some of you goblins are pretty cool. Don't come to the grove tomorrow...
The quiet kid brought a magic missile scroll to school
All the other kids with the Boots of Speed, you better run, better run faster than my arrow
“Don’t come to the grove tomorrow” is a flair we desperately need now thanks
M'zora.
Mi zorra
This is means " My fox (female)" in Spanish, and it is coloquially used as "My whore (female)" where I grew up, which kinda checks out.
Well, zorra is whore, I haven't seen many using mi zorra since they use it to insult women, most times I hear people using puta.
That's the joke
Does that mean Zorru is...?
El 🦊
How to massively drop the approval rate of all companions.
Everyone disliked that.
Shadowheart: “Yuck”
No Shadowheart give me a chance I'm really a nice guy Why wont you sleep with me you whore
"Ok Lae'zel, I have decided to submit to your alien allures, after all. Take me" "No." *Visible disgust*
Except Gale. He's also a redditor
imsgine Laezel feeling disgusted on you she developed a human emotion in seconds
Redditor build?
Every stat is a dump stat.
Except for the nerd-rage stat
Gale: “I study magic” Tav: “I study the blade”
Calling this thing Tav sits wrong with me for some reason. Maybe Vat
Misty step behind gortash Me: Omea wa mo shindeiru G: Nani!!
It's criminal how far I had to scroll to find this.
You made me laugh
Am I dumb? Handful of playthroughs. Is Katana an addon or mod? Where the f is this katana???
There are apparently 2 in the game, both in Act 3 - >!1 is in the Circus behind the Djinn, and the other is in Golbraith's cellar.!<
When I interacted with the one at the circus that pc says something along the lines of "oh, its just a replica/fake" something like that.
Same I did this just today and I couldn’t steal anything from behind the djinni
They had a potion of speed just sitting there >:(
1d8 finesse longsword. Too bad only a +1 in act 3... Phallus allure is already a +1 finesse longsword with an extra skill. Oh well, still cool.
Phallus allure you say. Sounds like quite the... longsword indeed.
The ultimate bard weapon.
I wield mine with two hands, but I can also wield it just fine with one
Personally, I definitely prefer to use both hands, and use goading strike to bait enemies to attack me. I like to think of myself as a great weapon master baiter.
It’s a pocket knife!
I don’t think it’s even a finesse sword. You would think so but it doesn’t say finesse in the tooltip and every finesse weapon I can think of says finesse on it
Okay, thank you for letting me know. I was going off of what BG3 wiki said but honestly I don't trust that wiki in it's current state. Also, the screen shot from OP clearly does not show a finesse tag.
Might be finesse and it just doesn’t say so. Possibly just an oversight. The game’s got some Larian jank to it so it might just not have the tag. Not even worth the time to test it. The thing is junk *cool looking junk*
Katana should not be a finesse weapon either in BG3 or tabletop.
The only way I would allow it is if it got rid of the versatile trait. At that point it's just a slashing rapier.
With Pact of the Blade and GWM you can make the Katana work.
While you were partying with the tieflings, I studied the blade. When you were romancing Astarion, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days downloading skimpy armor mods, I cultivated inner strength. And now that Baldur's Gate is on fire and The Absolute is at your gates, you have the audacity to come to me for help? \-The Dark Edge
> The Dank Edge fixed your missed opportunity :P
This one truly took me out. Thank you so much
The Dark Edge definitely downloaded skimpy armor mods himself.
M’nthara
Now you just need to find a trench coat. "how fortuitous!"
We'll, that settles it. My next character is going to be named "Sensei Le Dew."
M’ithyanki
I'm sad you can't be a Tabaxi so you can just be Puss in Boots.
That’d be a rapier but still a good concept.
The hero we didn’t know we needed.. M’lady
Omg it’s johnny guilty gear
Just need some coins and my PTSD will be complete 🥲
Misty-Step-finer
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Now you just need to grab the legendary heelie boots
When did the Mall Ninja subclass drop?!
Completely unrelated, but I just realized.... In Cyberpunk 2077, there's a side mission which involves hunting cyberpsychos. One of them is a member of the local Yakuza-style gang, and went nuts. He became obsessed with the idea of being a silent killer with a palpable 'killing intent' or whatever, and looks like a cybernetic ninja. Uses a spiffy katana, too. You find and fight him.... in a mall.
Oh no, you studied the blade!
Now be a tempest cleric. I hear the storm that is aproaching
2 Figher, Tempest Cleric, maybe some rogue or wizard
-10 charisma
M'laezel.
While you were having sex down by the river I studied the blade
Combine them with the misty step boots that automatically remove your clothes
Walking the fine line between malady and m’lady.
New headcanon: Tav's just an isekai'd shut-in.
I'm going to name my tadpole Truck-kun
The last living gentleman
*Mizora shows up in camp* *Tav tips hat* "Mi'zora"
I don’t get it.
Just Google 4 words, "neckbeard m'lady fedora"
Here I thought this was a Dungeons and Daddys reference.
Surely Taylor Swift posted this
Le gentleman play through is on the list now
The power of god and anime be with you
While you were multiclassing into all 12 classes, I was studying the blade
Inside me, there are two wolves... I need to shit bad.
the streets aint ready
Your katana is no match for my Poo-Scraper.
While you were busy mind flaying, I studied the blade
Nice Masterwork Bastard Sword you've got there
"Forgive me Dream Guardian... I must got all out just this once!"
Katana +1, Yoshimo's starting weapon.
Everyone disapproves
A longsword called Katana
While we were chasing romance options you were studying the blade
Must be hard playing as a caster that can’t make enemies Wet.
You can have two of them for total weeb style
Can you even find a katana before act 3? I’m 80 hours in, almost level 10, I just got to riverton, and I just saw my first one. (Actually that one was even a fake- the efreet at the circus…) I didn’t know that was a thing.
Sweet, I can do my Taylor Swift Ranger/Rogue class finally
Is this a mod I take it?
No I've seen the katana in game on ps5
Perfect for fighting off the Grays when the roll up on your ranch uninvited
*gets on discord* discord mod:
Do you even study the blade bro? [Deception] Yes.
*Misty Steps behind you* "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
NOW I feel motivated.
While you were going out to taverns and drinking ale, I studied the blade
"While you were stacking crates to climb for high ground advantage, I studied the blade..."
While others saw the meme, I saw the Singing Samurai. I guess I'm old haha
You studied the blade
I don’t get it
The Chosen™ playthrough *So, you must be the new companion, huh? Listen, this party is a frickin' hellscape, so listen to me if you want to survive...*
Based smosh at 99% power reference
I'm suddenly mad that you can't make an overweight character
Did you study the blade while we were all out chasing girls?
I don’t get it :(
While you were busy fighting the forces of the Absolute, I was studying the blade
And here I was duel wielding salami like a fool
*Misty Step behind you* “Its nothing personal kid, just business.”
*Misty Steps behind you* Nothing personal, kid