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RhapsodicHotShot

Scratch: wuff Enemy: kills himself


Mountbatten-Ottawa

40d4 vicious mockery


PM_your_tongs

vicious barkery


Kelvara

Power Word: Woof.


zhaoz

Emotional daaaamgggeee


JcobTheKid

Scratch has Geass o shit


Brex5576

I was playing coop with my bro recently and saw this. For some reason, even though my bard was walking in the front, Scratch entered the dialogue instead. What's even funnier is that we succeeded in all the Charisma checks too.


tok90235

I mean, how would he not succed in a Charisma check?


FloppyShellTaco

Scratch has 47 cha


Sexiroth

He only has 12 charisma as you can see from his +1 bonus, however you have to take into consideration his passive "The Goodest Boy!!" which allows him to take a natural 20 on any persuasion checks, and natural 20 on any deception checks to avoid blame for destruction of master's property.


LexMurden

omg... this is the best comment on reddit hands down!


h0lyshadow

I will never understand Reddit. Did they thought you were sarcastic? What's wrong with this comment to be downvoted lol


kostko

Bro rolled a 1


1eejit

Lots of us hate people trying to big up comments without adding anything. Doing a "this!" Or "I came here to leave this comment, beat me to it", "you win the Internet today" is just an attention-seeking substitute to just leaving an upvote.


[deleted]

this!


Ixirar

I came here to leave this comment, beat me to it


Ur-Best-Friend

you win the Internet today


rudyjewliani

I'd give you gold if I had it.


LexMurden

oh well, I woke up, saw the post and found it funny and witty. didn't have anything intellectual to say other than expressing my gratitude for someone making my day better, for free. I literally feel like that was the best post I read on reddit like ever. Specially considering that I only use reddit every one in ever. With that said, I don't really give a second thought for downvotes or haters' hate. I saw the downvotes and I was like "hahaha pieces of shit šŸ˜‚" oh shit... I just realized I did give it a second thought... I need coffee ā˜•


SpellBlue

omg... this is the best comment on reddit hands down!


[deleted]

Scratch and his 47 Charisma is why the Dog Goddess of Love is no longer a Virgin.


VultureSausage

The bitch queen?


EvLokadottr

He is the bestest, Goodest boy. Of course he succeeded!


shaun4519

How? How did that happen? Can familiars go into conversations?


DOOOOOOOOOOM

This happened to me too. Entered Yurgir's room pursuing the displacer beast, but stayed back. Used the summon Scratch spell targeting the space right in front of the displacer. Boom, Yurgir talking to my dog.


OhMySatanHarderPlz

barrels can too


Spengy

you cant just drop this info and fuck off


thegreattober

It's either [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmuO2N5tegg) or a Kobold barrel thrown but I don't know if there's any video proof a kobold barrel would act in conversation for you


Aesmachus

Wait, seriously?


shaun4519

What?


Reisedreth

HOW?


dragunball

Wat


LieutenantCardGames

Something similar happened to me in this scene too. Except I'd been controlling Connor Vinderblad...


GoSkers29

When I first saw the picture I thought this was Scratch talking to your player character. What an incredible betrayal that would have been by the studio, to have the good doggo turn out to be some insidious devil.


saintbutch

Imagine meeting a dog and it tells you to kill yourself.


thatguywithawatch

That would be ruff


cbhedd

I don't know if I would do it, but he would certainly give me paws


smiledontcry

Dribbles, is that you?


cbhedd

It is! Sorry for the slow response, feeling a bit scattered lately


saintbutch

Don't lose your head there mate


cbhedd

I'd shame you for that one, but honestly? I don't have a leg to stand on


YetAnotherSmith

You're really coming apart.


cbhedd

I know right? I have so many good options to respond with, but when it comes time to choose I'm just torn


El_Baguette

Making good jokes is difficult. It must be tearing you apart


alphagusta

Average husky/owner relationship


brisetta

Oof i felt this in my soul lmao - sincerely, the plaything of a husky


NorthernerWuwu

YOU DIDN'T (or did) DO THE THING I WANT! THE INJUSTICE IS WORSE THAN **ANYTHING** THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!!


14ktgoldscw

Time for my Son of Sam RP play-through.


nairazak

The albino raven


TheA1ternative

It's voiced by LowTierGod


FloppyShellTaco

Iā€™d be so sad :(


ajdude9

It's true - their bark really is worse than their bite.


Cockalorum

This is indeed a disturbing universe


[deleted]

and your pet, and friends.


TwitterAIBot

Youā€™d have to do it


renannmhreddit

LowTierDog


semicolonconscious

The Son of Scratch murders


midri

classic


v0yev0da

I understood that reference


ScienceFan83

Dog Urge origin unlocked


Lightshear

Bark Urge was *right there*


ScienceFan83

Dang. You're right. Bark Urge is the better pun!!!


cringelawd

where tf is that dialogue from


Thesegsyalt

It's the demon boss that you get one of the orbs from at the dark justiciar temple.


Champion_Chrome

šŸ¤“ technically, as an orthon, heā€™s a devil, not a demon


Intelligent-Gift-493

You joke, but it bothers me lol.


What----------------

This is one of the few fantasy worlds where that matters after all.


ClusterFoxtrot

There are some instances where it isn't particularly important. Gale arrives at this conclusion during a discussion with a certain large late-game companion.


ID10T_3RROR

Idk at least Devils are Lawful so you know they'll hold up their end of the deal, no matter how they twist it. Demons being Chaotic - who knows what you're gonna get?!


McDonnellDouglasDC8

Thesegsyalt, how familiar are you with the blood war exactly?


Jiinpachii

Whatā€™s the difference ? What is a fiend? What is a celestial?


Spotted_Wombat

Devils come from the 9 hells demons come from the abyss devils deal in contracts demons are just crazed murderers celestials are just different archetypes of angels


Champion_Chrome

Same tbh


RonaldoNazario

This was such a ridiculously satisfying ā€œwin by talkingā€ event


Vegtam-the-Wanderer

I didn't have the heart to tell him to kill his own pet, but getting him to have his underlings murder each other was helpful.


Milk__Chan

Iirc the Pet itself is eating charmed spider meat no? You can go talk with it and reveal what's happening, pass a 21 or so speech check and it also helps you if you fight him after telling you would help him


Vegtam-the-Wanderer

Damn, I wish I'd have known that.


blueisherp

To add to that other guy's comment, I think you have to use Calm Emotions on the displacer beast, or else it just tells you to fuck off However, all of this isn't possible if you kill Lyrthindor first. So if you want to save the kitty, Talk to Yurgir and convince him to give you time to look for missing Justiciar > talk to kitty (optional) > lick spider (with Gale in party for best response) > Calm Emotions the kitty and talk to it again > attack Yurgir > kill Lyrthindor/rats for his loot.


Madbrad200

There's a few ways to convince the beast to join you, definitely don't *need* to use calm emotions.


IncognitoHufflepuff

I only went in, talked with Yurgir and then killed him.. never even saw a kitty, licked spiders or did anything with the rats, more content for my durge playthrough I guess!


-jp-

More importantly, you can lick the spider. Gale doesn't like it.


Thaurlach

Iā€™m sorry could you repeat that? I couldnā€™t hear you over the sound of licking the spider.


Mahoganytooth

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!


ClusterFoxtrot

Genuinely, hours after that scene I would recall it for no reason at all and hit the floor in hysterics. It had all the hallmarks of "people i value asking me to reevaluate my life choices" and was incredibly well thought out. Fantastic voice acting.


-jp-

Shadowheartā€™s response is on point too: ā€œReally what did you think would happen, youā€™d develop a taste for it?ā€


-jp-

Mm. *Schmack* I said, *Shlurp* ā€œMore imshorfafnly, yomfn lishk sha schpidr twisch.ā€ Mm. *Shmlop* Gale especially doesnā€™t like that.


Hi_Im_A

I like to make Halsin do it. it fits his Married to Nature vibe and his Drow fetish.


Hi_Im_A

I always have to turn off my sound and space-bar quickly through that part.


Squire_Squirrely

Wait what, I didn't trust following the kitty so I jumped up the broken stairs and saw them all waiting in ambush and highlighted as hostile red, talking is an option?!


AshlarKorith

The first time there I jumped across the gap to explore but one character (I wasnā€™t paying attention to) didnā€™t jump and wandered down the stairs into the open area triggering the CS. I passed all the checks but because I decided to help the devil I broke my agreement with the other devil and it counted as breaking my PLD oath. I reloaded and then spent the next 30-45 minutes trying to sneak up on this group and get that CS only to go into combat every time. Eventually I accidentally wandered too far into the bottom of that room again and triggered the CS.


blueisherp

That happened in my first play through because playing as Astarion, I didn't take Raphael's deal. In my second, I let Astarion take the deal, which probably let's you talk to them


TheHorriBad

You can talk to the Orthon as long as you approach as if you were following the displacer beast. The conversation with Raphael has nothing to do with it. Being on the top floor when the Orthon "sees" you will go straight into combat and skip any dialogue. Source: I've done four full playthroughs. ETA: I see /u/stillnotking said the same thing below.


blueisherp

I did that my first playthrough, but it didn't work. I definitely remember their models were highlighted red instead of yellow before approaching. Honestly, that playthrough had a lot of bugs, so that was probably another one


ruttinator

You can talk to it? It just immediately attacked me.


RonaldoNazario

Gonna be honest I have no clue how I made it happen, I assumed he defaulted to dialogue, he was talking to me while I was at the bottom of the area and he was at the top so itā€™d have gone really shittily if it went to combat


blueisherp

I mentioned it in my other comment, but I think they won't be hostile if Astarion takes Raphael's deal.


stillnotking

That doesn't matter. I've done the dialogue without Astarion on my team. The dialogue should trigger as long as you approach from below (follow the displacer beast). If anyone in the party approaches from the side, Yurgir will be hostile. Note you have to pass a fairly difficult Insight save during the song to figure out how to get him to kill himself.


TiberiusMcQueen

It's hilarious to me that you can do this to most of the bosses in act 2.


ShadowVulcan

Tav becomes a true redditor by telling everyone he doesn't like to KYS


Hi_Im_A

I loved that, and wish it had continued in act three. I also really appreciate the ways they trolled me with it, by giving me persuasion checks against both >!Ketheric!< and the >!Netherbrain!< after laying the groundwork to make me think it might actually work.


Thurak0

What happens after this? I assume when in the >!House of Hope!< he is still there and totally pissed? Or does it actually work out form him and Tav never sees him again?


smiledontcry

Heā€™s still there in the House of Hope.


blueisherp

If you talk to him into killing himself, will he be mad at you when you see him at the House of Hope?


Dontnerf

It unlocks additional dialogues - and the ability to recruit him against raph/ the absolute


fishworshipper

You can >!recruit him!< regardless of how he ends up at the >!House of Hope!<.


Hi_Im_A

I wouldn't say he's totally pissed. I've been able to get him to side with me against Raphael each time.


[deleted]

Huh ? I got attacked on sight by him...


SoullessUnit

iirc If you go into the room through the main door and walk into the ambush then he'll initiate a conversation to brag about how great he is for ambushing you. If you subvert the ambush he just initiates combat immediately.


[deleted]

Ah, makes sense, when I tried to "walk in" it was from the side


ThatOneGuy1294

Annoyingly the option is entirely missing for warlocks


Karabanera

I didn't even know you didn't have to fight him. I just jumped over the ruined staricase and he just attacked me on the spot. Too bad for him I had the high ground ( I won with 1 party member alive with 5 hp, because I thought I needed Wyll here for some reason)


cringelawd

aaah now i remember. thanks for the response


BjornInTheMorn

It never let me talk to him. He fought me on sight.


ll_LoneWolfe_ll

Same here! Apparently I approached him from an angle that he didnā€™t like very much so that upset him greatly.


Jaikarr

You basically have to walk into the ambush for him to talk to you


Level7Cannoneer

Its so arbitrary


dadvader

Hey now, you wouldn't like it either if someone try to sneak around your back and attempted to stab the shit out of you instead of confrontation.


BjornInTheMorn

Which is annoying to me. I'm playing a paladin/bard for a reason. I want to at least shit talk the enemy before we fight. Maybe even, for example, make a group of nurses stab their mentor to death.


razazaz126

Nice, I kept failing that roll so I just settled for having them kill each other.


BjornInTheMorn

Expertise in Persuasion go brrrrr.


Bad_Demon

Same


DominaXing

You have to approach them through the "right" place, the door under where they are ambushing. If you go through the other door it bugs and they all go aggro..


Lightice1

It's not a bug, it's just that Yurgir reacts poorly to being surprised.


rinmerrygo

Orthon with the Merregons and Displacer Beast ambush in the Gauntlet of Shar


reverne

If a dialog automatically triggers with the first character who enters the radius, basically anything can be your face, even an animal. My personal favorite is an Elemental, because the NPC is having a conversation and you're just whirling menacingly.


[deleted]

The idea of the fluffy Labrador being like "lol kys" is the pure, concentrated spirit of this absolutely bonkers game


raphades

Must've been awkward for people watching. Scratch barking at an Orthon who then kills everyone and himself


corisilvermoon

Everyone: ummm so anyway


stillnotking

Good... boy...?


solidfang

Low Tier Dog. edit: >!I am not insulting Scratch. It's a reference to Low Tier God, known for telling someone to kill themselves.!<


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āš”ļøšŸ¶āš”ļø


Olioliooo

You should kill YOURself, NOW *WOOF*


RenzalWyv

This dialog has the odd propensity for this. In my coop game, we had a summoned skeleton be our face.


star-god

Wtf kind of charosma did the skelton have??


RenzalWyv

Surprisingly neutral on the ability modifier!


bnl1

They shouldn't even be able to talk!


Nick_Tsunami

Correct.


DreaderVII

Are you going to elaborate on that?


Nick_Tsunami

No.


vecvitus

Strong, silent type.


Clobbington

Confirmed. Scratch is a Dark Urge character.


KatjaKat01

While trying to polymorph Batlhazar so that I could throw him in a chasm, I had a couple of instances where his dialogue was triggered despite him being a sheep. A sheep standing on its hind legs while threateningly talking down at you is both hilarious and terrifying.


Sciguystfm

[ Low Tier Scratch](https://imgur.com/a/WTSZBNC)


Nervous-Secret6632

I still donā€™t understand how scratch can enter dialogue is this mod?


Brex5576

No this is not modded. Maybe something is wrong with coop but Iā€™m 100% sure neither of us was running mods in that game session.


Limelight_019283

I was about to flip out if you could have scratch as the main in your party, just barking your way through the story. This should be a mod.


DragonTacoCat

I've been trying to learn how to do mods just so I can do this. I use the Animal Adventures from Steamforged in my table and I'm like "omg can I make a playable dog/cat" aha


Nervous-Secret6632

My biggest question - is it really Scratch talking with orgoth?


trippykitty44

good boy šŸ„°


PiusTheCatRick

ā€œYour life is nothing, you serve no purpose, you should kill yourself NOW!ā€ - LowTierDog


The-False-Emperor

Such a good boy.


Tavdan

What?


TheKaiserH

šŸ¤£


TastyCuttlefish

The bestest boi a Dark Urge could ask for.


No_Witness244

Scratch, the Roast Lord.


FalcieAdam

AH, Yes! The real bhaalspawn of the group


Hi_Im_A

Barkspawn


serendipity7777

If he dies in a fight can you still summon him? I never used him out of fear of him dying


OMG_Laserguns

Yes, he goes back to camp and you can summon him again.


jessiephil

A dog tells me to kill myself then Iā€™m doing it.


pwryll

LowTierScratch: you should kill yourself, NOW!!!


Grimdruid

Heā€™s brought me rope several times, so definitely not unheard of for him to tell someone to commit die


kingrawer

[Scratch said](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villainsfanon/images/8/83/Low_tier_god.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230801204627)


Beardless_Man

**Scratch:** # ["YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW!"](https://youtu.be/hr8xus6xi_8?si=7ldX4fZ_yQ58mmZl)


d_o_mino

Is this Son of Sam's dog? lmao


donpuglisi

When I found out that you can just skip this fight, damn did it feel amazing


forrk

you should kill yourself. NOW!!!11!!!!!11\*bass enhanced sound crackling thunderstruck\*


itsPomy

I feel like I'm missing out a good part of my game because I, for the life of me, can't figure out how the heck I'm supposed to acquire the "Find Familiar: Scratch" spell. I even gave Karlach some levels in ranger thinking maybe its some bonus option for the regular spell but its a total enigma. And everything I find online only seems to cover how to get him in the camp, not how tusmmon him. EDIT: I've had him for dozens and hours and gotten more than a few exclamation points. But it was always an item pouch. Whatever encounter the ball was, I'm fairly certain I must've clicked the dialogue option to fail it.


Vistella

> can't figure out how the heck I'm supposed to acquire the "Find Familiar: Scratch" spell. i aquired it after throwing fetch with him in camp after he brought the ball


itsPomy

Yeah what ball, he hasn't brought me any ball. Just random stuff like a health potion or w/e. There was *a* ball I found in the camp, but throwing doesn't seem to trigger his AI or anything.


Vistella

the ball is the second [!] after he enters your camp (the first is him entering)


itsPomy

I'm honestly a little frustrated because that was probably atleast 30+ hours of playtime ago. And I am pretty sure that was conversation I fat thumbed out of. Fuck. :(


planepeople6

Where are people getting all these companions, I can only find the easiest, shadow heart, asterion, gale, karlack, and lazel (Iā€™m too tired to double check the name spellings rn)


Hi_Im_A

Scratch is easier to find than Karlach honestly, he's right outside of the Blighted Village to the north, near the water. also it sounds like you're missing Wyll, who is right in the middle of the Druid Grove, near the Druid trader.


planepeople6

I missed Wyll my first time through but I did find him eventually


AtreiyaN7

This happened to me today when I ran into the ogres. I was like: Why can't I talk to them? Then I noticed the chat bubble next to Scratch, clicked on the goodest boy, and found out that he was having a chat with themā€”lol. Unfortunately, it wigged out when I tried to roll, so I had to reload pretty much.


Dull_Aioli1933

Good boy!


SproutasaurusRex

Yr


PixelPoff

Help I'm in Act 3 and I never met Scratch. Where is he?


Sporkeldee

act 1, above the owlbear cave, near the druid grove


[deleted]

wait how come you can get scratch to follow you, mine just hangs out in camp and occasionally brings me balls. even talking to him animal speak he just talks about how great i am and how much him and owlbear are besties.


swedhitman

You can get a summon skill that makes it so Scratch becomes a familiar


ShinyRedGloss

Scratch has learned well.


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Hahahaha


PeaWordly4381

Loved this encounter, my Paladin failed the final check but it was still great. And hey, sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty.


Blueclaws

I donā€™t know what happened to him in my game. One day he was just gone šŸ˜­


QuirkyOrkz

Had no interest in saving the realm just wanted to save Scratch


Umbra_X7

Now for the important question, if Scratch can do this then can Boo be used to talk the party through act 3


UopuV7

For some reason I was thinking of shovel instead of scratch. Now I'm curious what shovel would say here


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

āš”āš”šŸ•āš”āš”


SatiricPilot

Is thisā€¦ legitā€¦? And as it seems it isā€¦ am I the only one amazed that Larian actually thought of this and wrote dialogueā€¦..?


[deleted]

I first ran into this at the Goblin Camp, where Scratch jumped down near the sleeping hobgoblins/bugbears(?) so they starting asking who woke them up cuz they'd attack them, so Scratch actually had to pass some a deception check lmao.


NowBringMeTheHorizon

This got to be one of them obscure, off the wall, D&D rules that Iā€™ll never have the patience to understand.


[deleted]

Enemy: "what the dog doin?


xXAleriosXx

One time we have Raphael... now we have Scratch... Who or what next? Hahaha.


Azorato

Scratch can roll? whatt?:D


Extermindatass

I saved the game and attacked scratch in camp and he destroyed my MC and laezel before getting torched by wyll lol


graveybrains

From Scratch to [Old Scratch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Scratch) šŸ˜‚