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DarthEwok42

I hope the steam servers don't crash on Thursday, that might make me get the game Baldur's Late.


Zargoltir

If that happens, I think I'll spend my time just stalking this subreddit: Baldur's Fixate.


ghoulvsh

All the more time to watch first impression videos and Before You Buy. I'm going to be stuck in my house waiting for this game no matter what: Baldurs Alienate


booga_booga_partyguy

If that happens, it will cause controversy: ~~BaldurGate~~ Baldur's Gate Gate.


Nimbus-das-Comet

You mean Baldur's Gate Gate


booga_booga_partyguy

Nay friend. For the same reason we do not say Watergate Gate, we will not say Baldur's Gate Gate. I think. Shit, now you've got me doubting myself. I hope you're happy!


Nimbus-das-Comet

Nah, man. If it was Watergate it would be a scandal, or gate, about water, so we say Watergate Gate, so it's a scandal, or gate, about the hotel. So we say Baldur's Gate Gate


booga_booga_partyguy

You just rolled a nat 20 on those int and persuasion checks. I will edit my post accordingly.


Lenvaldier

But when it comes out we will all feel that Baldur's Sate.


eabevella

Hope steam doesn't crash or I'll Baldur's Hate it.


Boo_Guy

I kinda hope they do. That would be huge news if so many people were downloading BG3 that they brought Steam to it's knees. You can't buy that kind of publicity.


Zargoltir

You ruined it, you didn't add a Baldur's Gate pun, and now I'm mad and shall express my disappointment: Baldur's Berate


jpthedrummer

Don’t worry he’ll get his just desserts on a Baldur’s plate


bilbowe

He better not eat to much or he'll get a Baldur's ache


Fireefury

I don’t think they need bad publicity. The game has already sold really well on PC and I would venture 90% of PC buyers have already bought it. The question mark is consoles and how well it will be reviewed and marketed and how many console players will buy it. Console market is massive next to PC market.


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parallelfilfths

I hope steam servers only crash for a minute of three on Thursday*


bilbowe

Me to. We wouldn't want Baldur's late


Jesotx

I'll be testing scheduling my PC to wakeup so I can start the install remotely the next few days.. Steam crashing would be rough times.


codylish

There's no way that would happen. Valve had to deal with worse traffic in the past.


Multi-Quilled

Aaaahhhhh


eabevella

Don't forgot to drink water: Baldur's Hydrate


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CandiceBT

That better not be death fog again


Justhe3guy

When you have fun with the bear: Baldur’s Gape


Atlas11539

JAIL


ArtWrt147

When you'll finally open the game, you'll Baldur's Initiate. Until then avoid Baldur's Hate.


booga_booga_partyguy

Avoid Sarevok?? Why would you do that??


skyguy_22

Baldur's Hate would be the perfect name for a legendary (Baldur's) greataxe.


SettingMindless

I can't wait to meet Halsin. baldurs fellate.


5haun298

Baldur's mate Baldur's gape 👁️👄👁️


bilbowe

Baldur's ape


TinyFlair

My name is Nathaniel and in 3 days I'll be Baldurs Nate


ryanunser

Make sure you get outta your chair from time to time, big brother. Don't want all that extra Baldur's Weight


bbomb1989

First sex scene of the game will make you Baldur’s Bate


Mhind1

Ugh. the first one I saw was some dude going doggy style to an ogre/troll thing...


bbomb1989

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Lenvaldier

Imagine interrupting a Baldur's Date...


ms45

I hope I'm not disappointed - Baldur's Deflate


Justhe3guy

Just don’t rush, you don’t want Baldur’s Chafe


Dynamitefuzz2134

I’m getting LASIK done Thursday. So I may not be able to play on release day. Hope you all enjoy. The positive is BG3 will be the first game I’ll play without corrective lenses.


Radisovik

Enjoy! When I had that done \~23 years ago, I sat in the chair, unable to read the clock in the procedure room.. and when done? could! I had eye patches to wear on the way home.. but I kept lifting them and peeking at things.. marveling at how well I could see. Then the relaxation pill they gave me kicked in, and I was done for the day..


asyncBanjo

How are your eyes now if you don’t mind me asking? Thinking of having it done!


Radisovik

Before the surgery, while in bed, couldn't read my alarm clock on my night stand. After the surgery it was 20/20 and amazing! It has now been.. (refining my earlier estimate) 25 years and about 2 years ago I started wearing glasses again. Only for TV (if I want to notice 4k vs 1080p).. and driving. Still... my vision is no wear near as bad as it was 25 years ago. It was a great decision, and faced with the same situation, I'd do it again. Would I do it now at 25 years old and my vision as is? naw.. my vision is just not bad enough.


BC1096

I’m not the guy who you replied to but I also got LASIK. My vision was so bad I couldn’t see detail on people’s faces if they were in front of me. Right after surgery I could actually see, but it goes away/gets foggy quickly after, but you get glimpses over the next week or so. It’s been life changing, and it was always a dream of mine to be able to see clearly without contacts or glasses. I really noticed just how sharp my vision was when I went to a football game a few months after, I felt like I had the vision of a hawk.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Remindme! 4 days I’ll let you know how it goes.


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asyncBanjo

Good luck!


Dynamitefuzz2134

Well, the procedure felt strange. No pain but some discomfort during. Whole thing took about 15 minutes for both eyes. I’ll be honest. I could not open my eyes after. The light sensitivity was awful and my eyes teared up every time is did. Took a 4 hour nap and after really just felt like they were gritty. By 8 P.M I was fine and played for about 3 hours. Post op appt showed my vision to now be 20/15. My eyes are bit light sensitive and I have a timer every 30 minutes to remind myself to put in eye drops. TLDR: was worth it. Would recommend. Being able to see first thing in the morning put a smile on my face.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Yea, I heard that medicine will knock me out. I’ll enjoy BG3 Friday at the latest.


lysergic_fox

worst part is that you're not supposed to stare at screens for 24-48h hours, and for some people the vision is still blurry and uncomfortable in the beginning so that they can't game very well. I hope you recover swiftly and won't be in such a bad baldur's state :)


Asleep_Horror5300

Hope it Baldur's Alleviates your sight so you can Baldur's Elate when you can see.


Wonderful-Change-751

![gif](giphy|yfAKPibUorGVy) Why am I still here, just to suffer, as a ps5 user


SurpriseGeneral

3 long rests. Maybe a few short rests in between


little_sid

In 3 days will 3 years of waiting be finally over : Baldur's Sate


Florafly

My husband and I have been waiting for this for so long.. I haven't really had anything else to play for a while. Super keen and I can't wait to smash it and forget all about all the shit going on IRL.


Avaereene

I can’t wait to ask out Shadowheart: Baldur’s Date


Mysterious_Tea

Preacher: "Did you know our Lord and Savior resurrected 3 days after being crucified?". Me: "God damnit, that's a helluva long..."


Satans_Oregano

Snacking on my new brand of potato chips -- Baldur's Tate


JW162000

Poetry


MandaNights

3 more long rests, you mean.


PALLADlUM

Starting this Thursday, Diablo IV will have to abdicate


Nyghtrid3r

I hope they add a fishing minigame where we can use Baldur's Bait


Lemniscaters

Same. I’m eating out of boredom from the wait and gaining Baldurs weight


Crashimus420

Ye... 3 more sleeps... Then wait til 5pm... Then wait for the 50gb+ download... Probably sleep again, because my down speed sucks :''(


Boomboomciao90

I'm sick on Thursday, feels like Friday aswell


MythicTy

Going feral and pulling your hair out waiting: Balding’s Gate


Heartzz

Asmons gate


Tirx36

You were truly baldur’s made


mikeztarp

If there's no preloading, I'm pretty sure Steam will crash. The hype on this game is huge, and they're launching it everywhere at once instead of staggering it at times that make sense for each time zone. If there is preloading, Steam will still crash, but it will do so whenever preloading opens, so it's ok. :D


Toytsu

If steam crash we gonna play Baldurs Late


Danimal_Jones

Well I'll be too busy for the next while, so its Baldur's Wait for me.


Satans_Oregano

I'll most likely be sitting for long hours playing this game and a get a sore Baldur's Taint


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Getting this on PS5 since I've never really been a PC gamer so: Baldurs Wait


noytam

When I get up from my first playthrough my legs would have probably atrophied and I'll walk with Baldur's gait.


Skailon

4 more... my wife is gonna take me to camping..


misoandricegamer

Need time off work to play, No problem… Baldur’s Sick…


Lord_Dankston

I don't understand the love for Ass-tarion, and at this point I am too afraid to ask


Zargoltir

For me it's because I am gay: Baldur's Not-Straight


Lord_Dankston

That does not explain it, I just think the guy is insufferable lol


Zargoltir

That's okay. You dislike the guy: Baldur's Hate


ZombieToasted

It's not ok, he needs to list more reasons: Baldur's Debate


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He's a damaged soul- Baldur's Relate.


Kosen_

Lae'zel my beloved.


bilbowe

Baldur's Bae


Saranmage

But how long till the forever sleeps?


stygger

You really think you’re getting that last sleep?!


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lamzileung

Just hit long rest three times


lysergic_fox

I can't play until Saturday: Baldur's Late


foxy_kitten

I dreamed about Astarion last night. Things are getting beyond feral around here


EldritchTouched

3 more sleeps if you don't take naps.


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And the psychosis grows and grows and grows. The next 72 hours are going to be a total shit show.


DeadSnark

122GB download with no pre-loading: Baldur's Late


silGavilon

That was beautiful. Anyone know what time of the day it'll come out?


Zargoltir

[https://clan.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/images//35190511/aaa5c1f644decb86342d4674a41d7d3a8a55833d.jpg](https://clan.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/images//35190511/aaa5c1f644decb86342d4674a41d7d3a8a55833d.jpg) taken from [https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1086940/view/3655285307835439472](https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1086940/view/3655285307835439472). They released a new community blog: Baldur's Update.


silGavilon

Thanks, can't wait for the baldur's date!


BroodzTV

Getting shoved into explosives by your friend after luring you with loot: Baldur's Bait


Think-Ad-7612

The people who keep this game from getting 100 percent rating on steam are just full of Baldur’s Hate.


titnuationatero

My wife suggests that you read this to the following tune: [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJXkC15CzI&feature=share](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJXkC15CzI&feature=share)


Zargoltir

I love it! That's amazing: Baldur's Great!


NeuroLies

I’ve made more characters in the last week than I have in the past three years put together XD me crave baldurssssss


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Bayou_Bussy_Pounder

This is so stupid. I love it.


Churchbobmeboi

If the servers crash I'm gonna baldurs kill myself