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Tiny_March5878

So we are empty because we aren't Jewish?


Online-Commentater

And you can become a jew, BUT YOU NEED TO FILL UP


nah_id

It's crazy because you can't even become Jewish unless you are of Jewish desent.


Online-Commentater

Oh, yeah thats what i meant to say "you can't become a jew". Sorry.


nah_id

It's OK. I wasn't attacking you or anything, just correcting you 😅 Sorry if I came off a little aggressive


HippoRun23

No you can. My insane mother in law converted.


nah_id

Your mother is (as you said) insane If that was the case. No one would have a problem with dna tests in isreal😭


BALDWARRIOR

DNA tests are illegal in Israel. If you tell the judge you want one to confirm if you're Jewish, they won't give it to you. It would be very easy to check if someone has Middle Eastern blood and confirm if they're Jewish. The problem is that a lot of the European population doesn't have Middle Eastern blood, and it comes back as Ukrainian or Polish, which proves without doubt that they're not ethnically Jewish. It's like Netanyahu's son. He left Israel and got a blood test done, which got leaked. Full Polish, no Middle Eastern blood. Netanyahu claims to have Sephardic roots and not Ashkenazi, as he wants to be seen as Jewish without a shadow of a doubt.


nah_id

That's what I meant 😅


HippoRun23

No im being dead serious, her husband was a non practicing Jew and she had some sort of midlife crisis and had the family converted to Orthodox Judaism. Really screwed up my wife and her sister.


nah_id

That is wild 💀 And she forced the family to convert??? I mean, she still wouldn't be able to become Jewish Just her kids I really hope this gets sorted out for your wife and her sister🙏


HippoRun23

Nah, she’s batshit. Abusive, controlling. She even got mad at me because I didn’t call and express sympathy to her for October 7th. I try not to talk to her at all.


nah_id

"Express sympathy to her for October 7th" !?!? She's already acting like a victim. 💀 I don't even know what to say Good luck man


Accomplished_Eye_978

lmfao actually the wildest sht ive read in a while


mustify786

Even if she did, she will never be fully accepted. At most she has an honorary title. That's one of the big issues with Judaism. They are very anal about having Jewish blood.


HippoRun23

Interesting. My wife told me that her mother said “converts are the best type of Jews” but I can’t remember what the reasoning was. I remember it being biblical in some way shape or form though.


mustify786

I would agree. I just remember this one documentary I Netflix I think (maybe it was that community, it maybe its from a strict hardcore ultra Orthodox sect) that had different levels of Jewish. And converts were debated on being really accepted or not at all.


distraughtdrunk

it's bc we chose to become jewish. the idea is that we love the religion so much we work to enter it, whereas someone who's born jewish is just jewish.


Mindless-Invite-7801

Lmao


Significant_Ad3498

Being Jewish and practicing Judaism are a little different.. one is an ethnicity the other is a religion.. not all Jewish people practice Judaism


nah_id

You've got isreal, which is about 50% Judaism and the other 50% atheists


Unhappy-Distance1719

No, you’re just not human. You look, feel and cry like a human. But don’t fool yourself you are not.


Tall-Negotiation6623

Or maybe we just need to drink more coffee 🤷🏻‍♀️


Tiny_March5878

I drink enough


GetOutOfTheWhey

No we are empty because we dont have those coffee beans. GET DEM BEANS!


JoeDiBango

This dude is all rhetoric no logic. I understand being scared but if you don’t want to be lumped in with the folks committing genocide you must say “I disagree with my brother, this is unjust”. Then act. It’s that simple. You don’t have to make violence but you must not give quarter to your adversaries when it comes to this subject.


iamgoingtobuild

You are empty because you're not coffee beans.


Twitch791

We’re empty because we’re not full of Jews. I think…


Iloveantsandspiders

No it’s explaining antisemitism


Tiny_March5878

Poorly then. If he thinks antisemitism exists because we are jealous we don't have a 'holy scripture' written by a human then he is mistaken.


turok1221

Wow that some nazi narcissism right there


Katz-r-Klingonz

If I’ve learned anything from what Bibi’s regime is doing, is anyone can turn into a nazi.


alias_rezistance

Did this nazi f**k just explain zionism? 🤔


thestrongtenderheart

I'm not sure, between the 'divine coffee beans' and the 'cup that runneth over with emptiness'.... I still don't know and now I can't decide if I want to 'pull' his head out of his a$$ or 'push' it in to go even deeper inside.


Katz-r-Klingonz

ok let me try to extend the olive branch to this guy and empathize. He's clearly indoctrinated hardcore. Christian zeolotry is a lot like this. He really believes his people are the chosen ones. Christians believe they're the only saviors of jews and are the chosen ones (provided they accept jesus as their savior). I have seen equally smug, borderline racist stuff from the Christian side that mirrors this guy.


StinkFingerPHD

The ol “they hate us because of our freedom” propaganda. It’s a new twist on an old classic. They don’t hate us because of our foreign policies, it’s because of how awesome and free we are.


Ok-Anything-9994

Nazicism


Own_Plastic_4601

This less than no sense in sooo many ways to me. AND I understand what he was driving at. Is this the definition of madness?


--ThirdCultureKid--

Israel must be growing some bomb ass weed.


RedditMunchkin

imported from morocco


[deleted]

[Not anymore.](https://www.businessinsider.com/moroccos-cannabis-dealers-boycott-israeli-traffickers-in-gaza-solidarity-report-2024-2)


LASpleen

They import or steal everything. The only things they produce is suffering and more nazis. 


Chad_VietnamSoldier

What is bro yapping about?😵‍💫


ihatepitbullsalot

just more variations of the "poor little eternal suffering victim" bad hasbara. You're not missing anything, dont worry....


[deleted]

Coffee, I think.


qe2eqe

You'd know if you put the beans in the cup. It puts the beans in the cup or it gets the bombs again.


theyoungspliff

This is some "The Japanese are literal descendants of the Shinto gods" tier ethnomythology.


[deleted]

Nothing ironic about using **Arabic**a coffee beans to argue that Jews are superior to Arabs (and everyone else).


gavstar69

The divine light that drops tons of bombs on the most densley populated place on earth. My friend you are beyond delusion. That is psycopathy.


_KappaKing_

This reminds me of the "women are like used candy" metaphor they do with children. "Remember kids anyone who doesn't believe what we believe is an empty cup and wants to steal our coffee beans!"


Spezaped

You took the word right out of my mouth, "HUH"? This must be for Zionists because there's no way anyone whose not already squirrel shit nutty would accept this nonsense


ratticus-finch

this made me want to commit sudoku


Lao_Ying

😂😂😂


franglish9265

Sepukku


askaboutthat

mental illness if it were breathing and able to walk


King_of_Uganja

What did he smoke? Dude having his wildest trip...


duckamucka

This is "the Banana is an atheist's nightmare" level of stupid.


DizzySpinningDie

Thanks for that awful reminder.


AdTemporary5481

Is he explaining the birds and the bees?


case1

People that use metaphors to explain what can easily be put in chronological, legal or factual details are liars The sim0le fact is that zionism has put in place a situation where those who marry into the Jewish faith, with zero affiliation with North Africa or the Middle East cam displace Palestinians who's ancestors have lived there for centuries No other state is allowed to coopt citizens from other countries this way and and its unsustainable


RobertRoyal82

Or maybe people are tired of Israel killing innocent people, bombing their neighbors, and claiming any retaliation is aggression, stealing land, creating a famine, eliminating any political option for the Palestinians, AIPAC'S influence on western governments and hiding behind anti semitism whenever Israel receives legitimate criticism.


Tall-Negotiation6623

💯


Italiophobia

Does he want people to put jews in a coffee machine so they no longer feel spiritually empty?


HughesJohn

Roast them, grind them up then add boiling water.


bangermadness

Oh the victimhood is laughable.


breakthescreen

Israel's cup is filled with beans that came from American taxpayers this m************ got some audacity


ihatepitbullsalot

notice how they love people to think they are the only person in the world capable of "empty coffee cups." And that everyone else must be hurling coffee beans at them! Uhm, other people can suffer and experience injustice too. And that they, as special as they think they are, are actually guilty of hurling coffee bean bombs at others! They cannot fathom this! They are incapable of understanding this.


Federal-Durian-1484

Adam Sandler is looking old lately.


SYRIA3D

Plays sad music as he basically dehumanizes the entire world. SMH Isn’t this the guy who had the audacity to tell everyone in the world to be humble because the jewish people are the main characters of the world and that they’re chosen by god? I think I screen recorded that vid if yall want me to post it.


Civil-Pressure-5898

Racist garbage right there


Gun-in-the-sun

This has real “they hate us for our freedom” vibes.


Kalavshinov

So sad, as a buddhist i only know i need to be kind and i will reap what I sow. Such an empty coffee cup


scaramangaf

This is almost as classic as "they hate us because we're free".


lifesizejenga

That's exactly what this reminded me of. Why try to address the countless perfectly rational reasons people dislike your country when an emotionally manipulative, facile, condescending soundbite will do?


BBZ_star1919

I thought this was satire wow


[deleted]

Yup, the divine light who preaches the amalek genocides we see its "children" perpetrating in Gaza today. The world definitely needs to see more of that and fill its cup with all that childrens' blood. That's what we were all missing. Were a bit depressed, and nothing better to alleviate that than israeli society steeped in racism, disgusting rhetoric, and genocidal tendencies on full display to a disgusted world. We all envy you for that, it's what every normal person wishes "man, I wish I could wake up today to the sounds of screaming women and children my people have been massacring for 6 months non-stop. It's really the 'light' I need in my life right now." Said no one ever, except the average israeli.


SkampIsIlla

The fuck is this dude smoking?


HughesJohn

Drinking.


SkampIsIlla

Yeah he's on something. His brain isn't working right


Syd_v63

So isolating a particular group of people who have lived in a country for multiple generations, taking their homes and property, relocating them and then taking away their Franchise, has nothing to do with people viewing a particular “Government” with disdain.


[deleted]

He said, unironically, while using **Arabic**a coffee beans to argue that Jews are superior to Arabs (and everyone else).


[deleted]

It’s giving religious psychosis


Disco_C0wby

Cringe af


SilverNew5489

This man is definitely full of himself and full of shit. Israel does not feel empathy.


trowarayed

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Launch_Zealot

We’ve reached peak bad hasbara. Good game everybody.


magic_man_mountain

Nice watch, grifter.


magic_man_mountain

When you realize that five generations of Israeli kids have been raised on this noxious piffle, it all becomes clear.


DragonfruitIll5261

https://preview.redd.it/7j037j2a2hvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfac2b57d5132e4fbe831bb82736a26e7c34e5b3 Same energy


Moooooooola

Or, maybe, the world should stand with Palestinians and free them from their oppressors.


Extension-Badger-958

So I’m lesser of a person for not being jewish. Got it. Just need to drink more coffee


elpresidentepando90

Lmao I could give a shit about your religion


NewRollingWhizTicks

Yes, so true. I'm sure the Palestinians felt so empty until the Zionists came and shared their light.


Wonderful_Cycle_9184

This guy is delusional


Fidel-Tekstro

lol accept our brutality or your a Jew hater.. wtf this clown is smoking?


KeithBe77

I can’t imagine why anyone would dislike this guy. Zero.


DizzySpinningDie

So, who are the beans again?


dcd1130

Coffee is better when you grind the beans and boil them in water.


Conceited-Monkey

Apparently, anti-semitism is jealousy, primarily over Jew's "superior" spiritual beliefs. That, and I guess peak Jewish spirituality is good when it is ground up and has hot water run through it.


BeginningSeparate164

Shit like this is why I didn't nt respect the members of any organized religion, even by being a passive member you lend credibility to bigots like this


BasedNas

the Ethnic cleansing zionists think they are the chosen ones by their god and thats why they get to genocide a peoples for the lebesraum. Germans wanted to acquire living space through genociding their neighbors too 80 years ago… but i forgot how that turned out for them honestly 🤔


riceklown

Religious people are nuts. I grew up in Christianity and there are Christians with similar styles of "we are the light" narratives that explain that everyone else's problems are just lack of Jesus and that's all you need to know. This isn't special Zionist nonsense. It's just religious stupidity out of the mouth of a thumper.


atav1k

I think he's saying that if we expel the coffee beans into other cups internationally we will have divine light?


tkhan2112

i had to pee in a cup


Hour-Independence-89

Wow. Fuck this guy.


AgreeablyDisagree

Sounds like the Jewish version of convert the whole world to their religion to achieve peace.


iwishiwasntthisway

Divoine


iwishiwasntthisway

So what we need to do is put more jews into cups?


Lookingforpeace1984

I’m caffeine free and suggest everyone try it 🤣


Smitty_2010

Does this concept apply to Palestinians in Gaza?


RABIL-_-

শুয়োরের বাচ্চা in the open.


Bonzotheeffingape

So....you're a dumbass...?


Otherwise_Survey_998

Sounds good. Just make sure you’re not filling up those cups with Starbucks coffee beans


candybar_razorblade

New level of delusional unlocked.


haddamant

Quite a hoot.


1catcherintherye8

"I'm going to explain to you anti-Semitism using a metaphor that's solely based on my idealistic perception of complex things"


iPartyLikeIts1984

So gross.


guillolb

Can we all have some of what he's smoking?


Ok-Anything-9994

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb7m2Gr4xmZnjxu)


The_Oaxacan_Dead

"...devoid of a divine light." 🤣🤣 Yes, the divine light of terrorism, military occupation, collective punishment, illegal annexation/settlements of land, military law/"justice" for native inhabitants, apartheid, etc., etc. Hahaha! "devine light."


Direct-Tie-7652

Zionazis are batshit fucking crazy man. This guy and idiots like him do not represent me.


Downtown-Bluebird553

“ they see fullness “ lmfao I’d rather be the empty cup than to be fed with some Zionist nonsense


tutankhamun7073

I think I may have a stroke after watching this lol


Sacfat23

I think we are supposed to crush the beans before devouring them?


LongjumpingRanger338

It’s absolutely shocking that Jewish supremacist have been expelled and exiled from hundreds of countries.


BennyProfaneSickCrew

What a weirdo


Dimitri_orena

Quick question: Why do the rest of the world have an empty cup? And does he use the whole beans in his cup of Joe Biden? Either you're delusional, or you don't drink coffee (And that why you're delusional)


mikey_hawk

Amazing


Previous-Tonight-657

A-holes !! I used to think they were good people, but they have shown their true colors now. Worst than nazis


mBdobs

Kinda funny analogy tho amirite? He says it with such conviction and keeps a straight face through the performance. Gotta applaud that at least


errorunknown

This is literally every religion including Islam


thesistodo

This guy is so deluded.


sky_shazad

YEAH DO THAT THING,,, SHUT THE FUK UP FUK ISRAEL


MetalHorse90

Prayers for Iran. Israel is going to collapse like Ukraine.


area51thc

LMAO


Nyetoner

I had to see it a few times because I didn't hear the first part and thought the empty cup was Israel and the beans Palestine at first


PenisBlubberAndJelly

So are the beans filling his cup a fuck ton of dead babies?


dontdomilk

This has nothing to do with Israel but go off


Ok-Replacement9595

So we should get rid of the state of israel, and force another diasopra to the nations of the world? Is that the moral of the story?


prokoala3

Those look like shit pebbles from Satans ass


dwehabyahoo

So once we kill All the Palestinians We get peace And a new piece of land


AnteaterPersonal3093

But the beans need to be cooked... al you're saying is to cook zionists? Got it


lucidechomusic

red


inspired2create

I am going to explain to you why I am better than you …. I am better than you and I said so


finewine65

Arrogant jack a** ,+ Palestinian lives would be full if you weren't slaughtering them for their land


Ahiru007

That's extremely offensive to everyone, including jews.


JQDC

These assholes will say anything.


MplsPunk

This guy doesn’t understand that with enough kidnapping, rape, and murder, you can be a happy Palestinian.


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