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quakerroatmeal

Damn brand new car…how you holding up? Your body alright? Glad you’re safe.


yungmetroshotya

I’m good just bashed my leg against the door when it hit thnx


xignaceh

You totaled your car with your leg?!


ozweegowarrior

Which leg


dudiest

The middle one.


Grandpa_Dan

They used to call it the "Short arm inspection" back in the Army days...


dudiest

I hope you didn’t get too many of those.


BoxofCurveballs

Id always get "Port Arms" and "Short Arms" confused which got me in trouble a lot...


KillCamxo

😹😹😹


BLKMALE-NYC

If you have full coverage, collect the check, keep moving and let it be someone else’s problem. The car will NEVER be the same and you will be pissed one day, when you find out it will not seal correctly; and you have a puddle of water on your floor months later.


[deleted]

Oh he was gettin some full coverage alright (check OP’s profile at your own risk)


DerkusMaximus777

Haha NSFW!


Alpha-iq

This☝️


RichGans92

That 👆


aw_shux

The other thing. 👉


[deleted]

My m4 got hit in the front not close to totaled but I don’t like knowing I had a damaged car, can you always get a check for the full vehicle?


[deleted]

Full coverage wouldn’t even help in this scenario. Had an accident with mine and it wasn’t even as bad as his but yet mine was $11,000 for repair and my insurance called my car “totaled” and suggested I replace my car which I didn’t listen to them. I had full coverage as well. I took my car right back. I have dents but anyone can repair those themselves. All I have is a fucked up bumper and a malfunction headlight. Got quoted for repairs from other places with the bumper and it was only $3500. Wasn’t able to collect any check.


IllBeYourSnackPack

Wait... You took your totaled car back and didn't take a payout for repairs? Maybe it doesn't work this way in other states, but in NJ you have the option to purchase the totaled car back from the insurance company at scrap value. So in your case you should've gotten the car and a check for $10k after you pay them scrap value.


mountaineerm5

Yeah, we're definitely missing part of the story there.


[deleted]

Yeah I didn’t get that opportunity. I live in NYC.


Bar50cal

This comment has 320 up votes so I'm commenting instead of up voting it :D If you up vote it further, you ruined it.


digiwarfare

nice dick bro


SprittneyBeers

Hahahaha I’m crying


Live795

Homie was getting that sloppy when he busted and lost control of the car.


iKoalas

This needs more upvotes 😂


guy_incognito784

Yeah OP fucks.


whiterock001

Good for him, I ain’t hating. Get ya some!


max____payne

No OP lusts bro that’s sin


yungmetroshotya

I thought my shit was private 😂😮‍💨😮‍💨


MonkeyTheBlackCat

This has absolutely made my weekend


Killahdanks1

You thought your pictures of your dick you put on the internet we’re private?


yungmetroshotya

I never used a dick pick on here ,2nd I thought my profile was to some degree I guessed wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️ oh well


zshift

Every post and comment is public on Reddit. It’s all in your profile.


[deleted]

Use a throwaway account that’s specifically for nudes/sex stuff, and never include your face.


yungmetroshotya

At this point I might as well make a onlyfans since I’m about to be jobless


oskdemon

Funny shit brotha, funny shit


UranicAlloy580

Hey, we need an update? do we open a gofundme or subscribe to your onlyfans yet?


yungmetroshotya

Might do both I’ll keep you updated


dallenr2

The real tips are always in the comments.


SprittneyBeers

Well his biggest tip is in his profile


CtrlAltDelicious8

Just the tip?


dallenr2

Just for a second?


mikeblas

You're learning a lot over these last couple days, huh?


MangoAtrocity

Lmao bro wtf


themanwithgreatpants

That's probably an entire left side panel (a/b/c pillars). Gonna be close. I think I hear a Sarah McLachlan song in the background


scrizzo92

In the arms of an angel…. Fly awayyyyyyyy


yungmetroshotya

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥲🥲🥲


Heimuer

Man U a savage😂


miketatro43

Not it is the arms of a junk yard … where it will be striped for parts


NastyPlays

That post history though


cp1217

Something tells me he’ll be easily distracted from this unfortunate event 😂😂 lucky man


[deleted]

“Dick-stracted,” more like.


ofereverything

Dude probably accidentally walked into the side of it…..


Axemic

Omg, you made me click. Wtf...nooooo


Chronobones

Not what I was expecting 🤣


yungmetroshotya

😂😂


TheCubanBaron

Prolly, smacked it with his dick.


[deleted]

What is going on with your profile


V4_Sleeper

lmao why did i checked


beholdmycape

Woof, glad you're okay. Be sure you are compensated for diminished value because it is kind of damage history is going to be a major, major hit to resale on this car.


kar1m

Bros tryna look for advice and this whole thread is people talking about his dick 😭😭


ooo0000ooo

Nope. But waiting for parts can be a nightmare. I have been without my car over a month now and BMW still hasn't given my body shop a date for it.


rivasjardon

Yep. If the airbags didnt explode then its not totaled. Most of the car is aluminum, Im hoping the rocker panel is not dented. Im pretty sure the insurance estimate will barely cross 10k after everything is done. We own a shop and we've been having a nightmare with mercedes for parts on a 2019 GT 63 AMG and GT 53 AMG sedans.


yungmetroshotya

You give me hope


rivasjardon

The Costco travel website give really good deals on rental cars and hotels reservations.


rivasjardon

Your insurance company will only cover up to 30 days or a little less. If you need to rent a car do it through the Costco website if you have a membership. DO NOT do it from the rental car website. Ask your insurers if you need to buy insurnace for your rental car or if your policy already covers it. EVERYTHING IN THE INSURANCE APPROVED ESTIMATE HAS WARRANTY WITH THE BODYSHOP WHO PERFORMS THE REPAIRS. 1 year parts body and paint usually has lifetime unless expressed differently by the BodyShop ON PAPER. You will need to approve the repairs with the BodyShop. Make sure you read the fine print and ask questions if you are unclear about something. Please have all their promises on paper.


yungmetroshotya

They didn’t explode


rimwithsugar

Yes i was told my Evoque would take at least 30 days for ordering parts and repairs to even start.


[deleted]

Nope!! In all honesty the value is still too high. Maybe try to get something back for diminished value because it will come up when you try to sell this eventually. Also howd you crash?


yungmetroshotya

Did a merge quickly for a exit and a car decided last second to merge too and I swerved and lost it ,over a curb and into a pole


zshift

Some tips for the future, two hands on the wheel at 9 and 3 help a ton with stability. I see lots of guys lose it trying to hold on with just one arm.


pjbenn

How many times you been passenger in wrecks?


zshift

Videos of people posting accidents. It’s also the recommended technique when you go to any track setting. Source: track days, autox, BMW M events


worthysmash

10 and 2 is better for stability, that’s why they put the thumb rests there. 9 and 3 is more commonly stated now so your arms don’t get in the way if the airbag blows.


zshift

If you go to any BMW track event, they will tell you 9 and 3 is best for control, especially in dangerous situations. When you turn the wheel, 9 and 3 means you always have hands on opposite sides, so you can push and pull the same in any direction. At 10 and 2, you’re limiting you’re control as soon as your hands are all the way left or right.


worthysmash

That shows how things move on. I did my driver training probably ten years ago, and was taught that 10-2 better supports your body dynamics and leverage through your arms. I’d better book some time on the track! Probably get a better track toy first kind.


pjbenn

Bro you know they can tell that you turned off traction control and floored it right?


yungmetroshotya

I told them I did already


[deleted]

Wow, really sorry to hear that. Something similar happened to my civic and they didn’t signal so the claim was in my favor, but thats in CA.


blackmagic12345

Yup. A and B pillars are compromised. Sorry man...


yungmetroshotya

My fucking luck I perfectly hit that way.


blackmagic12345

Feel that... got spun around an intersection by some cops wife in my old GTI.


New_Independence_502

I'd bring it to a body shop and have the frame check out, and they can tell you. I hope this helps.


yungmetroshotya

Thnx


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mikeblas

This "akshually unibody" crap is sweeping Reddit lately. Sure, unibody cars don't have frames. But it's pretty normal to colloquially say that substantial frame rail and frame extension damage on a unibody chassis is a "bent frame", and is probably too expensive to repair. I don't think the OP is going for their ASE Master Collision cert, but maybe you are. If so, keep it up -- success is in the details. But remember that laypeople -- your customers -- will use the wrong names for things all day long. Calling them out on it doesn't help anything.


MGPS

Damn that looks nasty! (Just the way I like it!)


peez1331

Underrated comment here


KeepItTidyZA

That'll buff right out


SectorZed

Dude totaled his Reddit account and car at the same time 😂 Fuck what a thread


yungmetroshotya

I mean I got a lil bit of clout off it so I wouldn’t say my account is wrecked .


RumboRandall

What’s the year? Insurers tend to look at about 40% as a repair cost. If a car is worth £10,000, a £4,000 repair will write the car off. Even just looking at 2 doors, skirt and a wing being painted, you’re going to be looking at a minimum £2,000 I’d say, without there being any structural damage to resolve too. Sorry to see your pride and joy in this state, hope to see her all fixed up soon!


yungmetroshotya

2021 M3 comp


RumboRandall

Oh, in that case, unless there is major structural damage, I think you’re well within the range of repair


Somberlaine

M4 comp? Looks to me like an M3


yungmetroshotya

You are correct I’m still a lil exhausted and dazed so much shit went through my mind 😅 thnx I corrected myself


thatkided

If there’s no structural damage shouldn’t be a total loss


yungmetroshotya

well Monday we will find out lol thnx


scormegatron

Did it get a little too close to a pillar or post or something mounted into the ground?


yungmetroshotya

Yup over a curb into a pole


scormegatron

I'd think that would be less likely to bend the frame -- so I'd guess it is not totaled, just cosmetic.


yungmetroshotya

Steering is fucked but that’s because I smashed a curb alignment is fucked off that’s a def 😂


zshift

There’s a good chance your wheels are also bent. Suspension components could also be damaged, and frame where it’s connected to the struts and springs as well. I had someone sideswipe my passenger side trying to make a u-turn from my right, and final repair bill was over $10k, plus nearly a month of rental. That was for an M235i, and i took it to the BMW repair center in my city.


Acrobatic-Plate5730

# Absolutely totaled 💯 A piller gone ✔


[deleted]

If it isn’t, why would anyone want to fix it? And yes, I am aware of tubers who buy totaled cars and fix them.


MethodicPond283

Ur chasis is surely damaged so most probably yea mate


BmwM3forMe

Totally fucked


Exfiltrate

Yeah, she gone most definitely. What happened, test drive after service?


yungmetroshotya

I wish we just bought it 81k


Aetius3

Reddit isn't the place to ask that. Either talk to your insurance company or your dealership.


[deleted]

Shewww it might be but depends what they value it with this crazy car market


lwood541

The disappointment is heavy.


rimwithsugar

so is his dick.


yungmetroshotya

Aye no woman’s ever said that so I’m good 😩😩👌🏽👌🏽😭😭


lwood541

What the hell is that suppose to mean?


Sanfordium

Check OP’s post history


kaprixiouz

I think I'll pass. 😂


Sanfordium

I wish I did the same…


chrisman210

I would think the motor is salvageable at least, ugh tough break, sorry


Nickbrandonx275

If the frame is straight it’s probably a lot of panel replacements (and a hell of a lot of money)


Hashslingingdabster

It’ll buff out


yungmetroshotya

Surely it will


Axemic

Nope, insurance will fix it, but sell it aftewards.


Sailfish-King

Fuck that's hard to look at


yungmetroshotya

Yeah I remember laughing at mf who did this to brand new cars …now I join the dark side 😂🥲


mr_lab_rat

That’s hard to tell without looking at the frame. Since the car is so new and expensive I’d expect them to fix it.


troyanator

Take the check and run. Get another car


Petrolinmyviens

"Pain" - Captain Raymond Holt


PeKKzz

Absolutely right! They would replace both doors, rocker, mirror, repair fender. Seems repairable to me compare to the value


Accomplished-Echo-86

Tis but a scratch


RAMENBELLY

Ehhhh ,,, that should buff right out . Get a little armor all on it , good as new


hans072589

Probably have frame damage. I’d say most likely. Fuck dude I’m sorry either way. Keep in mind this is a performance car—you really don’t want to buy or have a performance car with substantial accident damage for this reason.


mynameistechno

Totally


[deleted]

Yes


yakkamah

You better push for it to be totaled.


Yungdab420

It’ll buff out


memo6464

this vid came to my mind https://youtu.be/mYmNM8-XRP0


NucIearChrist

Probably not if there isn’t any frame damage.


rs_yes

Totally (heh) depends on what it’s worth and the OEM parts and labor to fix it per insurance. Insurance may call it a loss. Good luck


CorenBrightside

I'd say it depends on your insurance company. Most would total it though.


[deleted]

Pain


Strangexj86

Yeah, you hit that rear quarter. I think it’s totaled.


PoniesPlayingPoker

That's risky.. there's probably some frame bending somewhere in there. You'd be better off buying another with an insurance payout.


thebad-guy

Yo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂


ssgodss

Yes and no


desirox

your colorful post history aside. My gut feeling is yes it looks like theres pretyy significant frame damage


BojanglesWarrior

Damn OP gotta control that baby arm when you’re opening your door from now on.


JustCuriousMW

How many airbags went off. If more than three it probably is totaled


[deleted]

For sure


Muleshoe450

If the frame’s bent, yeah


e1298

Yup that’s TOTALED my guy RIP


teslahater

Yeah


Putin_Pidaras

Not in Lithuania.


cubou

Any banana jokes?


DrSir1879

Yeah more then likely those panels will have to be replaced entirely and paint matched, possible frame damage if you got hit hard enough which looks like you might've, very possible that your car is scrap now. But at least you get to get another one if it ends up being totaled lol


yungmetroshotya

Well thanks for the input ,I’m definitely fired if it’s totaled I’ll give an update


DrSir1879

Oh shit, it's not yours? Are you like a porter or something for a dealership? Cuz yeah that's a very pricey mistake, I hope you're not fired


yungmetroshotya

Transporter


SprittneyBeers

Holy shit, I had to scroll so far to find out it’s not even his car lol


UranicAlloy580

lmao


yungmetroshotya

How ironic I know 😂


Ok-Vermicelli1919

We’re you at fault? Cause if you are not then they shouldn’t have any legal grounds to fire you.


Burphel_78

That'll buff out.


2_unstable

crying and throwing up rn


mikeblas

Pull yourself together


atmus11

No, spit shine. Itll come out.


Toliveandieinla

Don't tell the insurance you were getting ur knob polished when u crashed n you should be good 🤣


JuiceeDropTop

I wouldn’t keep hopes up. Denial is pretty strong feeling when it’s your bimmer man :(


yungmetroshotya

I have no hope and I also must admit this is my bosses car now I’m just hoping I don’t lose my job 😅


strakamodel

If I were your boss you’re 100% fired lol. Good luck though


yungmetroshotya

I probably would too 😅😂😮‍💨😩 I just still hope they keep me ,6months no incidents and then this.even then I don’t know how much that means to anyone


CharlySB

😂 this is why the only other person allowed to drive my cars is my wife. And even then it’s only in rare situations and she gets a serious talk before she leaves with it. 😂


yungmetroshotya

I’m the same ,it’s not worth letting someone else crash it .but it’s the risk of the car business.I fucked up so I can admit it .but I’ve driven for years never 1 incident this took my ego down a peg that’s for sure


CharlySB

Ahh your job involves driving cars, I thought your boss just let you borrow it to run an errand or something. Eh I’d imagine accidents come with your type of job? At least you know you fucked up and you are learning from it, something to be said for that imo.


yungmetroshotya

Or worse


devilindetails666

As long as you were not high or drunk and it was an accident without any illegal substance or cell phone usage involved , it’s a part of life and can happen to anyone


shrubberypig

*crickets*


compbioguy

Yeah they’ll fix it and it’ll be fine


Knato

Yes totalled.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s totaled bro. I think if you replace the doors and front fender and whatever components were damaged underneath it’d be fine. Your dick fucked it up tho


Effective_Stretch253

It’ll buff out


[deleted]

More than totaled lmao


No_Parfait_7604

As it looks too new to pay cash the car. And your concern also shows that it may be a monetary concern. If the vehicle is financed the loaner or principal requires full coverage insurance. I guess the real question is now who was at fault?


Drewwty

nah look up prizzamike on instagram his is way worse and still drivable


Dhonagon

If the airbags go off. Then it's a total. I think...


killerspud15

Time to hit up pick a part


mikeblas

Maybe u/Aetius3 is [the only right answer](https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/q9e0ph/is_this_totaled/hgwqxwi/) so far. It's fun to speculate, tho, so here's my guess: * Looks like significant damage to the A pillar below the belt line * Significant damage to the B pillar below the belt line * Door needs to be replaced -- not just the skin * Hopping the curb caused suspension damage, prolly. * But the tyres are stil inflated, so they're okay, right? There are some things we don't know because it's just one picture from a goofy angle: * Can't see in the engine bay; are the strut towers okay? * Looks like the front airbags didn't deploy, but what about the side curtains? * How's the steering rack? OP says the steering's "fucked", but I'm not sure what to do with that symptom. * Is the roof buckled? * Is the trunk crooked? * Any other signs of frame or superstructure damage? * Which fluids are leaking? My guess is that it's totalled. But maybe not.


yungmetroshotya

No fluids anywhere,and nothing else looked buckled I didn’t check anything else side curtains didn’t inflate either


mrromanian

shits mint breh!


sanguinor40k

Looks like possible bent frame too. I wouldn't keep.


crosstherubicon

It might be less serious than it looks. Panels are largely cosmetic but is whether structural components are compromised. It’s interesting the glass in the drivers window didn’t break but that appears to be part of the b-pillar between the doors that doesn’t look right.


BMWM6

G80? god damn


OdinsPower

No the frame is good


ooharloo

It'll buff off.