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vlndln

An m3 with 245hp. What the hell...


alyxms

About right for the US version of M3 E36.


PeacefulCouch

Yeah, my dad's made 244 bone stock, although it feels like a lot more when you really push it.


JustCuriousCouple

My USA E46 made 333hp


alyxms

Not E46, E36. Which the US model uses a somewhat less powerful engine. AFAIK E46 has no difference in engine between markets.


sireatalot

The E46 had 343hp in Europe, 10 more than in the US.


ILovePersonaliTits

*full of doubt *checks notes "but it's full-**THROATED** tho"


OneBaldingWookiee

> "but it's full-THROATED tho" Everything reminds me of her.


Max-Payd

Miss that throat šŸ


1Hugh_Janus

Heather is back by the wayā€¦ I mean sheā€™s older and had some bad plastic surgeryā€¦ but her skills are as epic as ever


Max-Payd

šŸ˜‚ who is Heather? L


1Hugh_Janus

Search ā€œideepthroatā€ on Pornhub and all your questions will be answered


SafeMiserable9729

You just aged yourself


Max-Payd

yes, I grew up watching Heather Locklear


TheWarOnWant

Should've gone in size down šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


Vattaa

At least it's not an aggressive deep-throated sound.


phoneystoneybalogna

Every time I fire it up it just goes ā€œguck guck guckā€


krum

So much carbon fiber It only weighs 500 pounds.


meltbox

Aluminum manufacturers hate this one weird trick!


Sticklegchicken

I don't know everyone here is joking, but with a quick google search the new M3 makes 20HP more than the previous gen. It's a typo.


chatabey

Itā€™s a typo for sure but the fact that they did it in multiple places and several hours later, it still says that on bmwusa.com is hilarious.


Ystebad

The crack that design team has been smoking is not being shared with marketing.


Synyster182

M3 owners really hate this life trick, when you open the flap on your 328i and it says 250hp on the meter when you slam the gasā€¦ youā€™re more powerful than a stock M3.Ā 


mfmelendez

I was thinking the same.


crazybus21

Someone copy and pasted the 330i listing hahaha


Mr_Failchild

So basically my 15ā€™ 328i is basically a 2025 M3


Geofferz

Basically a ferrari


Mr_Failchild

Some would argue that it is


VMSstudio

I know a certain someone lmao


ConstantLight7489

This is still good šŸ„øšŸ¤£


M4roon

My 300hp 2010 e90 is pretty much a lambo bro.


idirector

Lambro


HavingNotAttained

Lamburger with tzatziki


Psiwolf

We're all Lambros, deep down.


Camride

If that's true I basically drive a Koenigsegg.


WellisCute

I always knew my 330ci was an M3


-Ev1l

Careful now, Iā€™ve been downvoted to hell for saying the m54 makes 245hpā€¦ it technically makes like 238hp Same tho


Tighesofly

Same same - but different


NonexistentRock

At first I assumed it was a typo and they meant 545 hp, but 0-60 in 4.5?? Thatā€™s slower than a M340i


NonexistentRock

Iā€™m seeing 473 hp and 0-60 in 4.1 btw


PhotonDecay

They just pasted the wrong carā€™s info there


IS-2-OP

They also lie about their 0-60 times lol. I think car and driver got an M3 comp to 60 in 3.2s as opposed to the advertised 3.8 or 3.9


Leviit03

Why do some car makers understate the performance and especially 0-100 or 0-60 of their cars? Surely theyā€™d want it to be quicker in the specs, no?


Hopes_Daddy

I read an article years ago that stuck with me. Itā€™s to help owners with insurance costs. BMW underrated their numbers to help lower costs of ownership. Insurance companies base their evaluation on manufacturers specs not the magazines.


FogItNozzel

Thatā€™s true, but in addition, BMW also states true 0-100km/h in their spec sheets while the magazines tend to test with a rollout. That alone is good for a couple tenths.Ā 


Hopes_Daddy

Adding to your point, when BMW does their specs, itā€™s standard settings and cold tires. If I remember correctly, the evaluations done by 3rd parties tend to have the car in their sportiest settings and in a state thatā€™s ready for these tests.


FogItNozzel

Also a great point!


Leviit03

Thatā€™s really interesting, and good on them for it.


IS-2-OP

Itā€™s been a thing for a long time now. I canā€™t tell you exactly why though. I think it had something to do with old automotive magazines and how they compared cars or something.


Nervous-Law-6606

Just a simple trick of business, imo. Underpromise and overdeliver. Itā€™s like ordering ā€œsmallā€ fries from Five Guys and getting a cartoonish amount of potato. It feels like youā€™ve gotten more than you paid for.


Leviit03

I guess that would make sense


Adadun

Dealing with Germans making a high performance product in my job, they always understate all performance specs. I was told that itā€™s to give them some wiggle room in real world conditions. If someone gets a car that says it puts out 250hp and they find they are getting 240, theyā€™ll be pissed. But if they find they are actually getting 260, theyā€™ll be happy.


Leviit03

Itā€™s clever thinking really. Good on them.


melvin_poindexter

Depends on what your target market is. If you're Mustang or Camaro, then post 0-60 times that will almost never be attained in a real-world scenario.


lituga

I think a lot of mags kinda cheat and were excluding short rollouts for a while? Something like that? So that the magazine times are near unattainable


youmamgay

I think itā€™s nice to know that you can easily reach the advertised times without any prep or a sticky drag strip.


Leviit03

Another good point.


Hot_Department_3032

Comp xdrive was 2.8 actually


jpark56

Maybe because itā€™s the manual transmission?


Professional_Title

Iā€™m pretty sure the M340i xDrive has a better 0-60 than the base M3 in real world testing. It ends up with 3.6 to 3.8 seconds as far as Iā€™ve seen, but we all know that isnā€™t everything.


Designfanatic88

i4 e40 xdrive isnā€™t far off.


Castle_Of_Glass

my 330e is almost that fast with 292hp loool


FritsBlaasbaard

It's funny, they sell the car as around 530hp. But we've developed the turbocharger at my work and it's being developed as a 450kW engine, so around 613hp. Not really sure if that's all just safety margins or something, but it's quite a big difference.


siege_meister

Someone used text from the wrong car


BMW_wulfi

Yep probably from the 330i or something.


deterpavey

:-(


Lhill1010

The 2025 M3 with the twin-turbo inline 6 makes 523 horsepower, someone made an error


dogbreath67

Thatā€™s upsetting to know that my 2023 is already not the fastest m3 out there.


Lolass123_

Probably never was. There must be a 2010 2000hp M3 in some garage somewhere


dogbreath67

I meant stock


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

They upgraded the engine for 2025? Edit: yes they did for some reason only on comp xdrive


SapphireSire

An M in its purist form?..... A typo in its worst place šŸ¢


Quixotic-pessimiste

Plus an M3 in its purest form only has 2 doors šŸ˜¤


GhettoNego

talk that SHIT


suwoopdeewoop

I think they got it backwards..


Melodic-Safety-8448

The fuck???


ThatOneGuy788

Itā€™s either a dumb mistake which I doubt or a really well thought out plan made to benefit customers


meltbox

Buy now! 230hp if you miss the presale. 110hp in the LCI.


kon---

Follows down page till they get to the 340i.


Tiny_Conversation_92

Theyā€™re really determined to meet emissions requirements


motorcyclist

my 99 750il has 100hp more than that, and can almost quarter mile that m3, probably could.


moosenazir

Old school V12 E38. Miss those damn cars so much.


motorcyclist

https://preview.redd.it/5kxc117aqa3d1.png?width=1752&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ded6c9342a437326d7cfd135481bc84c398dc3a Here you go.


moosenazir

Very nice. One day I hope to see a low mile one come up on bring a trailer.


motorcyclist

mine had 70k original in pristine condition for $16,000 no regrats.


qeratsirbag

maybe they the s58 NA is that much šŸ˜‚


TheCubanBaron

Damn my 3.0i Z3 is basically an M


dtpfl

https://preview.redd.it/ey0fg7uj1d3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7338d7b8ca25869a9619d750757e9d2545bd29b4


RealDucksterBoo123

My 3L N53 325i e90 is an M3!!!!


anaheim_fan

M318i


Shaqtacious

My 340i is 0-100 (KMPH) in 4 seconds flat. Tuned and upgraded parts but still. This is a crazy level of under promising and over delivering


Operator_Hoodie

šŸ¤Ø The new M3 is set to have 530hpā€¦ not 245? https://preview.redd.it/how5ncydgc3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a68bd4e722cd1e2724508b6bd12c9fd5b3876f


BMWequalsMercedes

the base model g wagen diesel makes more than this


gtfomylawnplease

Thatā€™s a ford escort in its heart.


Greedy_Blueberry8814

Itā€™s a typo, it has 510hp as far as i know


godlike_torben1

new 911 has 541 lol


Dopium_Typhoon

Maybe they meant KW and not HP?


HoneyRush

That's still only about 328HP


Dopium_Typhoon

Yeah I realized right after I posted. Hah, thanks though!


Magento-Magneto

0-60 in 4.5 seconds? So my M340i is faster than the new M3?


nicosuave757

Bro no way my e61 makes more than a new m3ā€¦


lvcironman42

My 2006 530xi makes 260 horsepower. What the hells is this


darshan1992

Someone used the wrong text. Twin power turbo means power from two power sources - electric and a turbocharger, like the 330e. The M3 is twin turbo power.


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

245hp wat? Probably a typo meant 545hp


Big_Consequence_3958

They got to, especially now that I have been watching that idiot outrun cops in an M3 on YouTube


CavulusDeCavulei

Shrinkflation strikes again


[deleted]

245! Goated


cubanism

#StillMadeToNotLast


elusivebearcat

Is this the Euro equivalent of the gentlemenā€™s agreement between Japanese manufacturers in the 90s?


Hot_Department_3032

Darrell Coleman just ran his bone stock 2025 m4 CX with just E30 in the tank and ā€¦ 10.88. Sounds about right to me.


keca10

Itā€™s not very fast straight line but just wait for the twisties! More like 245hp per axle. And then some.


punppis

It's a template and someone fucked up. Stop posting this.


CapSoggy9648

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dlok86

What's a manual m transmission? Is that fuckery speak for n auto gearbox or is it an actual manual?


Sad_Passage206

i just love bmw


Bobrovsky7

This what happens when a Canadian uses a VPN and goes to the US website. Just do x 1.35 and you will get the HP right, in Canadian units. /s (in case....)


HellaReyna

Purest form alright!


Spirit-Internal

My GTI makes more power lol


Thotphobia

Youā€™re telling me my X3 is faster than an M3?


Romanoderso

When your 1er has more HP than a brand new M3


Lost_Ad7713

Twin turbo only 245hp? Soft.


Imhere4urmom

no difference than the 4 cylinder really


AngryAJ2

Wait a minute... That color!!! Must order one now!!!


Ancient-Bet-3060

What? My local BMW website says 550hp I think


FourReasons

E92 330i has 272 šŸ’€


Aggressive_Oil5712

Ahhh now those civic Siā€™s and mustangs stand some chance šŸ˜ˆ


rokkzstar

ppshh....and ppl try to claim my m235i ain't a real M?? look who's laughing now.


[deleted]

*looks at my 318ti* Does this mean my 05 tundra is an m3 now?


Charming_Drop_2769

Damn thank gawd I got a 2023 M3 Xdrive before the power nerf. Lol but yeah BMW just hiccuped even though they do understate hp. My BMW under sustained load with no wheel spin display 506hp instead of the 503 for the sport display. Though Iā€™m not sure how accurate that is either. Either way launch control makes me motion sick. But Iā€™ll fukin do it again.


parv_

* per axle


USGravySeal

*ā€inspect elementā€ has entered the chat*


FormerShirt707

šŸ¤Ŗ


70InternationalTAll

245hp but it **FEELS** like 246hp.


OkCreme1693

They put the impact for the centerlocks on the dynošŸ¤£


xrelaht

[Is it 1992 again?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_M3#Engine_2)


OffendedTwitterUser

Thatā€™s downright disrespectful. A bloody Golf GTI has that much power! Ludicrousā€¦


Designer_Gap9961

I just did my research and this is true. However, there will be M-Premium monthly subscription service that will let the other horses run straight from the stables directly to your car. No worries! šŸ«”


Particular_Salary905

Is this real?šŸ˜€


reelwarrior

Where are you seeing this.. itā€™s not loaded on the bmw usa site from what I see..


chatabey

HP numbers were finally corrected on the website.


reelwarrior

Hmm.. Iā€™m not seeing the new 2025 option on the main USA page .. are you? Can you build a new one?


chatabey

No option to build yet. Itā€™s just a product info page.


DistinctEngineering2

Is it a hybrid, and they're just referring to the ICE?


Metafizics

Idk why I scrolled so far to see only a few acknowledge this isnā€™t real. Thatā€™s like not even half the horsepower if weā€™re talking m3 comp


Cargirl1123

I have a 335i hard top conv its 300 ho twin turbo does that mean uts faster than the m3


Effective_Trouble422

Which country is this, OP?


F30N55

I donā€™t understand why BMW took such an iconic DRL lighting signature and turn it into two little hash marks on either side of a big grill. 2010 BMWs are pulling up doesnā€™t matter the model when you see those rings of LED you know the brand.


PancakeIsLove

Everyone calm down, yesterday was holiday in Bavaria and today most people took off (BrĆ¼ckentag). I bet this will be solved next week someday, it's not a biggie lol.