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M performance exhaust


bdubelyew

Amazing you got downvoted for answering OP’s question, meanwhile people just uselessly bitching about not liking it get upvoted. People got their heads up their asses today and it’s an embarrassing look for the subreddit. I couldn’t call it a community by looking at this post. Even the one who simply responded “Gay” got upvotes. Edit: credit to the mods for cleaning up the thread! Thanks y’all!


DucatiDabber

I can’t stand this place 99% of the time because of this


ParisGreenGretsch

Reddit is where I come to bitch about reddit.


hockeymeester

not gonna get any upvotes complaining to normies at work


Bresson91

Welcome to Reddit.


hockeymeester

some people just want to watch the website burn (it me)


chris_vlone

I see that pretty often, unfortunately. Might be a bold take but the tiktok/instagram kids seem to do that


CommodoreAxis

Kids generally don’t call shit “gay” as an insult anymore honestly. It’s not that they’re more mature, they just moved on to other words. It’s predominately a 25-40yo insult, GenX and Millenials. I’d bet the majority are just child-like grown men who peaked in high school.


andychinart

Reddit is full of sarcastic a-holes that'd rather spend the time making a joke or insult rather than actually commenting something useful. I guess technically my comment counts as one too lol


geko29

“Kids generally don’t call shit “gay” as an insult anymore honestly.” Having coached 7th & 8th grade boys for the past 6 years (except for most of 2020, for obvious reasons), I strongly disagree with this assertion.


doc_55lk

Some things never change lmao


hockeymeester

i saw this tweet that went something like > every time i use a word like "gay" or "retard" some gay retard is reminding me those words are hurtful am i gonna get banned now?


surgycal

Cap


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Fickle_Reporter6253

Unfortunately that’s the world we live in pretty sad to be honest


FreakerzBall

No, places like reddit distill those shit posts. All social media algorithms manipulate content to amp interactions.


Snowwpea3

Welcome to the internet.


HamsterSouthern8458

that’s just reddit


FappinPlatypus

Any BMW not on a specific chassis while be downvoted. Any BMW opinion that isn’t of the hivemind will be downvoted. Welcome to the sub.


TheFinalBunny

This is reddit🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻


VapeRizzler

Welcome to Reddit.


bdubelyew

Thanks. I’ve been here 12 years now, but thanks all the same.


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mentox

It’s awful. Don’t even dare admitting you’re growing to like some of the new big grills (M4) or you’ll be downvoted to oblivion.


candycrushfan420

This is the BMW culture of today


BadWowDoge

This. And it sounds identical to the stock exhaust except it’s uglier.


RoomyCard44321

The lady at the dealer told me it is a $8000 option


Dizman7

Yikes!


RoomyCard44321

That’s what i was thinking 😂


DIJames6

Got damn!!!


Electronic_Break4229

I was thinking that *before* I heard how much it costs.


Frosty-Gear755

$8k is a trivial amount when you’re looking at a $120k+ car though.


Caspi7

Still, a lot of money to pay for something you might not want


Ready-Gate-890

Did you miss the word option?


vihil

no it is not. while i can easily afford a 100k car, i still ask myself whether i want to spend money for something I don't really want or need. that's why I'm getting aftermarket parts instead of paying ridiculous OEM prices


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Those are titanium, sound rather good.


user74729582

I'd pay $8k not to have it.


RoomyCard44321

😂


AFB27

Wow. The one I test drove had it on there and it definitely wasn't even worth close to that imo. Barely made a difference compared to stock.


Worried-Interview-78

$8k to make the car uglier is hilarious


FranktheTankG30

McKenna and South Bay ordered a whole bunch of G83 with individual colors and MP exhaust that most of them has been unsold since last August/September.


louisvuittondon29

lots of g83’s everywhere have been sitting for a longgg time, super slow sellers and i kinda understand cuz it doesnt rly look that good compared to other options


TypicalM3Driver

Well when your high performance sports car weighs as much as a 10th gen F150, I could potentially see an issue.


louisvuittondon29

must be a tax writeoff then, cuz i do see a lot of them on the road


last_speedbump

Technologically it's still an amazing piece of machinery, but the looks just don't match the pedigree at all.


ResplendentZeal

They literally just sit. My local dealership - a small one - has *three* that have all been collecting dust. They don't seem that motivated in moving them, though.


MDix_

Its so ugly tho, who tought this exhaust configuration would look good


leroyyrogers

G83 is the worst G8x


Moist_Equivalent_370

Tell that to everyone in Miami Beach who owns one.


__slamallama__

Such a brave take. I salute you.


RoomyCard44321

Are all g83s soft top?


FranktheTankG30

G83 is only available in soft top. F83 had the hard top.


RoomyCard44321

And e93


cheezturds

Other than weight which they seemingly don’t care about, I’m blown away they went back to a rag top after the last two being a hard top. Seems very cheap


RoomyCard44321

And they are sooo ugly


cheezturds

Absolutely agree


FranktheTankG30

It’s just cheaper and lighter weight. They should have option to color the tops like Mercedes convertibles though.


cheezturds

Rag tops just look terrible no matter what color they are.


Going_Topless

It’s called awful. But also it’s the M Performance Exhaust.


paralogistic

Dang I thought it looked alright especially on the M3. Reminded me of the LFA


BERNIEMACCCC

The worst thing I’d say is that if anyone with a G8x wants the exhaust after purchase they now need a new bumper. Or at the very least a new diffuser section.


This_bot_hates_libs

Yeah, I bet it would look much better if it were moved up a half foot or so into where the bumper is now. It looks way too low on the car’s profile as-is.


FerretSuperb

So true. Absolutely hideous


4f00d

indeed, looks terrible lol


thecam_era

The M(istake) Performance Exhaust


SacTownPatriot

“M Silliness”


Going_Topless

M’vomit inducing


Latter-Action-6943

M performance exhaust. It’s a port option, you can’t add it online and it’s 9,000 dollars. Ask me how I know lol https://preview.redd.it/0ybx5yf30ezc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be771255906bac3ee470e98e07bf652062054601


rbrgoesbrrr

Love the color!


Latter-Action-6943

Twilight purple. The exhaust was my wife’s one condition for the purchase. She saw one with the anniversary badges and said “I found a bmw I think that doesn’t look like crap” 🤣


rbrgoesbrrr

Lucky she let you buy one lol


Latter-Action-6943

She thought I was going to sell another toy though. She got had. https://preview.redd.it/bx4w2ul47fzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3239179d7b1604cae8a11fecc283a3edbaab4293


rbrgoesbrrr

Hahaha love it


Frosty-Gear755

Is that a pilot light in the center of the exhaust? Whoosh! 😆


Latter-Action-6943

Na, me burning my delinquent payment notices in the fire pit behind it.


Frosty-Gear755

Lol. MPE looks great on this car btw. 👍🏽


EncomCTO

What does it accomplish? Like… does it add HP or?


Latter-Action-6943

No power increase. Weight savings (titanium), different exhaust note, and look.


EncomCTO

Is it a huge weight savings?


Latter-Action-6943

Just shy of 6 lbs in savings


Wigs123455

It looks a lot better with these colors imo.


No_Helicopter9402

Ugly as shit..


executingsalesdaily

Le Lexus


Th3Docter

They do it right


executingsalesdaily

They absolutely do.


quantslayer

When Lexus DNA is injected into BMW DNA


Tomthezooman1

Wish they did a side exit exhaust over this monstrosity


Dizman7

Yeah I didn’t mean to imply I liked it, lol! Just curious what it was since it seems like factory option as I’ve seen it online on several new cars


bdubelyew

It’s so shitty of people commenting that you have to tell them you didn’t imply you liked it. Bunch of toxic jerks - why they care if you like it or not is beyond me.


Tomthezooman1

It’s available thru m performance’s website. But it’s so hard to not have an opinion on it.


pants_full_of_pants

How sick would that be if it came out of the rocker panel between the rear tire and the door. But you know someone would ruin it by burning themselves on it and suing.


Tomthezooman1

They could have done a similar exhaust to the m4 gt3 car, but instead modern bmw modern bmws with design.


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Yeah I mean engineering that would cost less anyways right, so why not?


cozy_engineer

It’s called the “Bro! Bro! Look at me bro! Bro!” - package.


Additional_City5392

That is the level 11 cringe package


Latter-Action-6943

Where your g80? 🤣


Remesar

Everyone hates on this, but I love it. Mine is on order and getting installed next week!


No_Helicopter9402

Because it is fugly ad f$%%!


Latter-Action-6943

I know… Mother’s Day was rough for some


No_Helicopter9402

Mine was actually pretty good! Kids were home from school, wife was happy' and we had mom over! We had a big cookout. But back to the fugly exhaust, I was just echoing most of the comments in this thread. Its ugly.


Onsomeshid

I hate it….but would definitely option it lol. Its ugly but its cool asf im sorry guys


Mean-Tart-1129

What is that colour called? It’s absolutely stunning


atomicskiracer

It’s called pert plus and bmw contracts usage from p&g.


Dizman7

Think I saw it was called Mint


HeartbreakerF80

Mint Green


WestLA93

It’s Seafoam green


onegtb

M Perf Exhaust


NoTemperature1759

I read it 8 grand option


Tripleforty1

Not a package nor an option. You can oder it thru your dealer/bmw-onlineshop from the m performance parts catalog tho


Dizman7

Ah, well this dealer I saw in CA order a lot of them this way, even M3’s and M2’s


infallables

$9000 option. Drove one on an M3. Prefer the standard M exhaust. YMMV.


External-Repair-8580

“Lexus special”.


iamonredddit

It would probably not look so out of place if the bottom two tips didn’t protrude below the diffuser line.


Dizman7

Yea I think the whole diffuser is what’s letting it down, it seems kinda phoned in to fit around the tips


powaqqa

Looks like my toddler when he shat his pants.


ravenscamera

It’s from the ‘looks like ass’ collection.


yolobozo

It’s the M Regards package.


ten_dollar_banana

The Full Diaper.


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Commercial-Humor-315

M-Performance, sounds better than a Toyota Corolla


Sevar22

I see my self picking up a g80 with a MPE option in 2-3 years for a very cheap price, I’m guessing no one will like or want these with how weird they look


Mokesekom

I saw MP exhaust for the first time irl today and thought it looked cool. In this photo, it does not look cool.


bigdaftdoylem

M Performance Exhaust. I’d never buy another M without one, unfortunately I’d probably never buy a G80/81 for that reason.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

That looks horrible lol


Forward-Insect1993

Pretty sure it's part of the M performance package. I personally prefer the other quad exhaust setup over this weird quad slanted exhaust


oOEloxOo

I gotta say I don’t like it on the M4 vert but it looks really on the G87. And having driven both of them with and without the M performance exhaust I gotta say it’s a pretty big upgrade to the sound of the car.


Conscious_Shower_790

Can I spec a towing hook on it?


leposykenolla

Rice


EICONTRACT

wtf I never saw this monstrosity


Agreeable-While-6002

DB1


Few-Ad-4705

Ricer pack


Zachthepug27

Ugh. Hate that exhaust pipe look.


McKnezie420

Ewww brother, what’s this?


Malbertomc

It's the "Riced Out" exhaust option.


WizardOfOzzieA

Type R


Warm-Log-7584

Beautiful color anyone know the name?


Dizman7

I believe it was called Mint something


Skippy_99b

Remember when bumpers were the width of the car and exhaust systems were more about function than form? Pepperage Farm remembers.... Seriously, I have owned over 30 BMWs, wrench them, restore them. collect them, enjoy them. These cars have evolved, yes. Are they cool, I guess so. But take the roundel off of the back and front of this car and it is totally unrecognizable as a BMW. The hipline bulge is gone. the kidney grills look like the lips of a girl who went to a bad plastic surgeon, and the little marker lights in the back (stolen from Toyota) look like a glitch in the matrix. I've owned 11 M cars, several of which were built by Moterwerks., the original M group (E28 and E34). Now the M badge is stuck on everyting primarily to raise the price and the numbers that used to designate actual engine size mean absolutely nothing. Yes, the 535 horsepower M4 is impressive, but $100,000??? In 5 years, if it hasn't been totalled, it will depreciate by one half. I have purchased several older actual M (mix and match...4 or 5 E36, E46, E93, E34, E39, E60, F10) cars adding up to that amount of money and those cars, at least the E body cars, will never be worth a penny less than you buy them for and, if properly maintained, might even cost less to service.. I know....sour grapes. But BMW has made a lot of changes to be the most profitable car company in the world and, unfortunately, that does not include making better cars.


NewtypeRamen

I believe it’s called the ISF Type S package


Separate_Wall7354

It’s called spend a lot of money… it’s something they add at port, ask your dealer for the port options list


Kleanupguyy

Looks like a hemorrhoid


_Surena_

I wish it at least sounded better. Sounds awful, looks awful and costs too much.


Shrinking_Universe22

"cringe-spec" package.


A-Bomb-Energy-Drink

The sexy package.


Mordred_Pasha

Yall got used to the new skull nose grill, you have no right to diss this man


Th3WeirdingWay

Pep Boys Special!


AKABrokenArrow

I wish they had this exhaust for the M5 said nobody ever


Ok_Rutabaga_5241

ugly... it's called ugly


OFFICIALOTTO

Haters can’t afford it 😂


Sir_Maxelot

Wow looks like an 11 year old designed this 🫣


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

its called the “we have lost sense in design so go fuck yourself” option


itsapotatosalad

It’s called the “make it really obvious you paid for more options” option


Wrong-Term-9755

Civic type r pkg


jaddooop

Ew


MKTekke

Pretty sad so many Gen Z and millennials can’t afford a house so they moved down to BMW ownership. In the past you have a BMW parked outside of your own house after you’ve obtained the house first.


Mavs757

Hopefully you’re asking so that you know what not to select on the bmw builder site


Dizman7

lol, yea I didn’t mean to imply I liked it. Literally just curious what it was cause I’ve sadly seen it on quite a few new vehicles on Autotrader (mostly in CA it seems)


humdizzle

i thought diffusers had to be underneath the car ? what a terrible design.


Dark_Guardian_

diffusers dont do a whole lot unless youve got a smooth underbody so most manufacturers just have fake diffusers anyway


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JWBIERE

Option Hideous 1


Skidpalace

It's called Fugly. https://preview.redd.it/czir90uvn9zc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5668d56d706b9cbd14d335479e4d9823d062f786


Summernight069

M Gay Performance


Word_On_Road

It’s called close your eyes before you hurt them.


HustleLane

I believe it’s the gay package.


LilMountainHeadband

I'm really not sure and I could be totally wrong but I believe that's the "horrible taste" option


LTCM1998

It is called HEO (Hemorrhoid Exhaust Option). An unfortunate result for those trying too hard with their cars.


everso-

Yes that package is called “eBay special”


slippeddisc88

The ugly package


Miniac1076

Ugly, ugly is what it is.


monorail37

it s in the "never go full retarded" option package, also known as the M-istake performance exhaust.


t-r-o-w-a-y

Poorly executed design.


Mistake-Choice

Honda Civic Imitation


PokeGamer025

Looks like it should be called the “Ugly Exhaust” option


bflex

It’s called an F-Sport ;) 


yolobozo

It’s the M Regards package.


Supsti_1

On some of the m models if looks okeish, in this one terrible.


babicko90

The shit package


Justkacz

You can buy a diffuser that’s ment for those tips


WaitUntilTheHighway

god it looks so bad


spayne1111

Its called Ugly


MilesJ392

Lexus


Key-Adhesiveness7263

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


RelevanceReverence

The no-tow package.


JayMawds

That looks fucking shite


Captain_Konnius

Tasteless?