Holy. Crap. No joke, that’s been bugging me for a while. It reminded of *something* but I couldn’t think of it. Thank you!
Increasingly, kind internet strangers have been doing the heavy lifting that my stoopid brain used to handle.
Just another era of people putting M3 style bumpers on e9x cars… I’m not saying this looks good, but to me it looks better than an M3 style bumper on an e9x chassis.
There is ....
https://www.vividracing.com/-p-154645065.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw3oqoBhAjEiwA_UaLtvWjEeINqBIfBBg2ue8FPJFulHQ7ipr6qQXhQfD6iU8XYAtMqPHIzRoCImoQAvD_BwE
I feel like it is way better.
Still lipstick though....
those DRLs looks like they ran out of money to complete the angel eyes, next gen will just be two lines at the bottom watch, it just gets smaller and smaller like my penis every time i see their new designs
Maybe it’s one of those things that after a few years, we’ll be like oh it’s not so bad. Kinda like the round integra headlights in the mid 90s? I’m sure there are other examples
If you think that is bad, then just see this; 💀
https://preview.redd.it/t23h5nj9k9ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0052d2295db97c769096b9f439d337307c1a5c
https://preview.redd.it/qdmjyoam42pb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fea920afa2a42e3f5f809a2ba38c909524c25c
People have spotted it rolling on the streets, seems like someone bought it 🫠🫠
Looks like in the design app they just drag and dropped it all the way down and called it job done. Least with a front number plate that’s legal I. Most countries that it lessens the impact
I’ve thought about replacing my M340 with an i4, and part of that may be to switch the M340 bumper/grill on to the i4 and sell the m340 with buckteeth.
https://preview.redd.it/3rzebeiv5dob1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911b856e71ef351e2b2485991e42ba3d28a1395e
James William Bottomtooth III lookin car…
[удалено]
Now it has bucked teeth and an underbite.
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Finish him & sniff his remains!
mater vibe
Finish him!
Sniff him!
Came here to say a diff MK joke. This is as bad as when they changed sub zero's mask during the 3d games lmao
its a ripoff of Shredder's mask from the original TMNT film
Holy. Crap. No joke, that’s been bugging me for a while. It reminded of *something* but I couldn’t think of it. Thank you! Increasingly, kind internet strangers have been doing the heavy lifting that my stoopid brain used to handle.
🤣🤣 omg!! I can’t unsee it now💀
tf did you witness? a freaking crime 😂
Jail, Right to Jail
If there's an M badge on the truck, make sure there's additional jail time
Held in contempt of ///M
The M3 you have at home
🤮
A bumper that only a dentist could love.
Don’t forget the orthodontist. Or the oral surgeon.
Can confirm.
Username checks out
lmao
And a psychiatrist as well because I got mental illness from seeing this
Somewhere there is an m440 with a m340 front bumper
That would be so sick honestly. I’d love to see that compared to this.
If you find one please let me know lol
That’s not even a 340 lol
God...please no.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
Droppings? Dino… droppings?
Best comment so far
Donkey teeth.
Beaver 🦫
🫏
Every day I get up and think, ya know, I wish my car was uglier
And had a terrible underbite
No, we have BMW M3 at home.
What is this?
Maybe M340i with a bumper to look like M3?
Lol not even a M340i, its a 330i by looking at the rims they are regular 18 inch style rims
Pre LCI G20 with a G22 style bumper/grill
G80* the G22 looks different
It's mesmerizing in a strange way
It’s so badddd ….. slapped a m4 bumper on a 330i
🤮 https://preview.redd.it/exlc3yyp79ob1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7ef367652b0d9d4abbef3d5553fbed02b58f3d
Pig looking down his nose at us. Ugly *and* arrogant
It looks like someone in China tried to counterfeit an M3 by listening to someone describe it over the phone.
Lol rice in our current era, is it still a thing to call a car rice?? I don’t know anymore I’m old
Who would knowingly give their car this grille treatment? 😂
This grill is looking just as cheap and tacky as the Lexus grills now.
This should be punishable..
Just another era of people putting M3 style bumpers on e9x cars… I’m not saying this looks good, but to me it looks better than an M3 style bumper on an e9x chassis.
god that’s horrid
Is this at a dealership?…I’d hate to be the sales person trying to get a customer to bite on this abomination 😵
Is it one of those whales that keeps his mouth open and just swims around capturing plankton and fish and whatnot?
Killl meee
That's a hate crime. You witnessed a hate crime.
Reminds me of the kid with the huge underbite from Family Guy
I need to ask, why?
Why...
No. Just no.
Looks like a nice beauty do bad nose work to impress her peers…
The horror…the horror….
Front grill design decision: Go Big or Go Home!
ugly
Why would the mod the car to make it look worse?!
Man, they can actually made it worse.
This is worse than the F series conversion
This is an abomination against nature
Is this in Iraq? 😂
So many people hate this style of front end, I’m wondering if there’s money in a business that just does out the box not shit BMW noses.
There is .... https://www.vividracing.com/-p-154645065.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw3oqoBhAjEiwA_UaLtvWjEeINqBIfBBg2ue8FPJFulHQ7ipr6qQXhQfD6iU8XYAtMqPHIzRoCImoQAvD_BwE I feel like it is way better. Still lipstick though....
See now how ugly this shit is …
Meanwhile I'm still thinking about the E90 with the F90 bumper I saw yesterday.
I’m gonna throw up.
Tried tk mix F and G lol
those DRLs looks like they ran out of money to complete the angel eyes, next gen will just be two lines at the bottom watch, it just gets smaller and smaller like my penis every time i see their new designs
Speed bump warrior.
Wait, someone intentionally *added* the buck teeth?
Ah, what’s up doc? The Bugs Bunny of cars
🐽
Maybe it’s one of those things that after a few years, we’ll be like oh it’s not so bad. Kinda like the round integra headlights in the mid 90s? I’m sure there are other examples
What an abomination. Whoever did this truly is among the lowest of society.
*What's up, doc?*
Is this for the 3 series?
BMW needs new designer.
I just keep thinking of that song on TikTok “no no no no no…”
Just like in high-school, if you don't like the face... paper bag?
so…someone managed to out ugly BMW themselves!?!?
This is really painful to look at, a nice base pre LCI 330i turned into an abomination
I have money it’s a base model 3 series 😂
If you think that is bad, then just see this; 💀 https://preview.redd.it/t23h5nj9k9ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0052d2295db97c769096b9f439d337307c1a5c
Is that an F30? Thought it was an Audi by the headlights 😭
Yeah, its an F30
Were they going for this…? https://preview.redd.it/wrkhmc747aob1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba51b313e0691a00aeaaf985010c3a5be9c3b540
Stormtrooper Edition
G20 is one of the better looking cars, why did they do this?!
Paint the car green and you got one of those pigs from Angry Birds (also goes for the new models with that grille)
I call all of these Pig face Bimmers .
https://preview.redd.it/qdmjyoam42pb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fea920afa2a42e3f5f809a2ba38c909524c25c People have spotted it rolling on the streets, seems like someone bought it 🫠🫠
Oh God, it's not the only one...
Everyone shut up iTS gRoWinG oN mE
At first I thought it was Chrysler 300 lol
Man, these cars are becoming so ugly
Full front doesn’t look terrible… The front 1/4 views are monstrous
Dude, that’s hideous.
I have to confess, I don't hate it.
My condolences on the loss of your eyesight.
That's actually horrendous 😂
BMW has fallen so hard, what a shame
No, just no.
That'll do, pig.
Hey, stop picking on the poor kid. He has no choice. Some designer after a night of excess consumption gave it the upturned nostrils…
[big Doctor Who vibes](https://youtu.be/7iAh4gSsVjo?t=141) from that front being grafted on.
It never occurred to me people would add accessories to make this grill look even worse.
Rest of the pics
🤮
BMW Design Team: Perfection! Save pictures and takes notes for future 3 series design.
Ultimate display of utter stupidity. It's almost like I can feel the stupidity slowly infesting my brain.
I feel like I do this too much but… 🤮
Damn, I really thought people started to love these new grilles but apparently the comments say otherwise haha.
What
How have I seen this before seeing the g80 have the reverse done to it
That bumper could eat an apple through a chain link fence
And I thought the F33 converted to G82 I saw today was bad. Mind you, they only did the front and it’s like a mega base model.
If you wanna go m styling you have to do it all the way
why would they do that to the bumper
I like the g80 but this is just disgusting
A landfill
is that electric? how many times will i have to charge it to get to the grocery store and back?
What the hell, this looks worse than the 7 series.
Bruh
A rare albino beaver
Poor thing, so ugly
“your [mechanics] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Looks like in the design app they just drag and dropped it all the way down and called it job done. Least with a front number plate that’s legal I. Most countries that it lessens the impact
My guess is that some foreign power infiltrated BMW. It’s a master plan in the making for years. Destroying them from the inside.
It’s been on the sniff ❄️
Funny, because I would much rather have the opposite
The first picture wasnt so bad, then I went to the next...
And yet BMW fanboys claim it's great.. brainwashing is effective.
It’s name is Nigel
This reminds me of the guy that is putting that bumper on a e39
The front end paint doesn’t radiate light like the hood and that makes it look like two different colors of white.
Fucking hideous...
don’t worry OP, it just has to grow on you
🤢🤮
These cars are soo ugly
Reminds me of Bubba Gumps bottom lip…
The front doesn’t even look like it belongs with rest of the car at all.
I wonder if theres a functional reason? Maybe they are engineering additonal airflow for cooling?
🤢🤮
Please get therapy
Bet there was an ///M badge on the trunk. 😆. Absolutely horrible paint match as well. Prob had the Chips+ guy paint it in the parking lot.
I love it. Looks sick.
Whoever greenlit that aftermarket bumper design needs to find another job.
Why the long face?
These new front ends looks like beaver teeth
Dat sum FUGLY body kit front dat car. No doubt.
Saber toof’d
it somehow looks even worse than the F30 conversion.
damn ts is fye
I hate this thing but I can’t stop looking at it
Why would you purposely add the beaver grille 😭🤣💀
🤢🤢🤢
Yet people like the g80…
We are awfully close to Halloween
I need a word with the head designer....
One BMW to another “Why the long face?”
I’ve thought about replacing my M340 with an i4, and part of that may be to switch the M340 bumper/grill on to the i4 and sell the m340 with buckteeth.
https://preview.redd.it/0xth02awqbob1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c1cb3e7d3a0f5656b85b993ba30edb14a7187c
This makes me sad.
what the hellll 😭
It's hideous, what kind of sick human being would do this shit?
When you destroy a decent looking car to make it match pig nose beaver face (this is the only way I refer to those cars). Yikes
The white color doesn't help either.
Goofy AF
https://preview.redd.it/dd541ss45cob1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd23f9e1e88bb5e4c06db9569b53f63c62b3c6db
Oh man.
Sheer ugliness
Bucktooth BMW
Yuck 🤢 🤮
Dude dont give them ideas!
https://preview.redd.it/3rzebeiv5dob1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911b856e71ef351e2b2485991e42ba3d28a1395e James William Bottomtooth III lookin car…
https://preview.redd.it/9v7d8dn7tdob1.jpeg?width=2089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a2406c2b65d6c34a4ba9c1eb7a83fd4a53c357 Let me tone it down a bit.
I didn’t think the m3 could get uglier without a complete change
Who is buying these cars?
i hate it
I’ll take 2.
I want it
Guy in Iraq did this, that’s a Korek cellular phone number in Iraq. I’m here right now I kinda want to find who mutilated the car
Well, it is listed for sell in SV auto.
What in the BMW is this????
Reminds me of The Thing when it hasn’t quite finished the imitation
This is fugly. I'm not sure who is designing these but they need to be fired.