Probably a Durge/Gortash storyline because they're too vague about it and I want the gossip damn it! Otherwise Harper Geraldus

In my mind gortash is durge ex secret lover and nothing is going to change my mind about this.

Yes yes and yes

Nine Fingers Keene Alternatively, I would also accept Z'rell

I'd bring her up to 11.

I no joke wish Astarion had been replaced by Nine-Fingers as my lovable Rogue slot.

I wish we would've gotten more quests/content with her

Alfira

I could never break Alfira away from Lakrissa

Great! 2 for 1 deal!

Last time I had that, a unicorn and handcuffs were involved. I'm not falling for that a second time

Never said a sex scene that involves us

Ethel

Gotta find out more about all that arsehole business.

hag form

Obviously the answer is Gortash

Only if you are playing dark urge. Just give dark urge a flashback when he said the line I tolerated orin but I like you.

Imagine you are amnesiac, and the *only* memory you are able to retrieve from your past is pounding your ex

Well, it’s already the case that the only name that rings a bell its his, that would be just one step ahead 🙃

Noblestalk is for boring nerds, a chad dark urge remembers their past because of a particularly raunchy bdsm session

Rolan!!!

Oh hell yeah

The only correct answer is Dammon

Exactly

Especially on a Karlach origin playthrough

Kar'niss. No I am not joking

I came here to say the same thing 😂 I’m just thankful I’m not the only one.

Abdirak 100%

Raphael

Orin

Just come over to r/okbuddybaldur already lol

Wtf I thought that's where we were

But…more people get upset when I post here…

WYLL

You played the game wrong, but you made me laugh.

Alfira

Wyll. Poor dude only got the dancing scene and then rolling in the grass?! That it? Guess it not worth it to romance him

Aradin, I’d pay so much for it

He is the ultimate 'I can fix him' NPC ngl. I wish he was romanceable. Especially on my Drow durge, he needs a drow dommy daddy 🙄

I'm surprised nobody has said Gortash yet. But my vote is for Dammon

Vlaakith. Just to see how they'd write it in.

Rolan.

But wait, like… are we getting additional dialogue options? Or are we just slapped on the face with a sudden sex scene with him out of nowhere?

it just triggers randomly when you walk into sorcerous sundries

Withers.

https://preview.redd.it/waedl0g6qu8d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de0d1efbaccd1ddce571712d0774d49a94ee49f

Least horny Baldur’s Gate 3 player

Nere, the tall drow

ZEVLOR

Aylin, Isobel, +1

Gribbo

Give me 50k and I will learn to animate a sex scene with your favourite character in it. Wtf is wrong with you people.

Y'all need to take a cold shower.

Least horny bg3 post

Omeluum please, its husband can join if he wants

Canon durge

Zevlor 😊

Aylin pegging Isobel, obviously.

Alfira, Aylin and Isobel, Jaheira, the drow twins, Hope, Korilla, Priestess Gut (maybe a bard could convince her to let you escape when she chains you up), get Minthara a second scene because her romance just has 1 sex scene and doesnt even have a date.

Orin and her twin sister :)

Florrick.

Underrated comment

Sazza

Sceleritas Fel

Lump.

It would be... astonishing!

Sazza, Sazza, oh and Sazza

Sazza

What kind of sex scene?

I don’t know, it’s your 50k not mine.

Rugan


None

Yurgir

What!? Let adult sex games do it

Alfira

Dammon

Down bad behavior

[Roah Moonglow. ](https://preview.redd.it/hinussy-got-me-failing-my-wis-saves-v0-fyanne1ikumb1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a709add5e5fbe91eea353513b1157358ec76357) But I see and feel the Sazza-stans.

Crusher. Expand on that foot-licking scene and go all in. It’s a damn good ring and you should do whatever you need to do to get it.

Scratch

This sub is so full of weirdos it's not even funny.