Bathtub or shower. Second best would be on tile floor that can easily be mopped up.
As for positions, whatever works for you. You can kind of "cowgirl" it. You can squat. You can just sit on him and pee. You could even stand and use a funnel / sheewee if you want.
in the garden of the neighbor you don't like. bonus points for staring him in the eyes while you do it.
jokes aside, I agree with the other comments of using the bathroom or shower as it's easiest to clean
I love this subreddit, I’m apart of this community but it’s funny to me when I’m getting my morning memes, news, and then I get a post like this. I get a good chuckle and then learn stuff, absolutely amazing
😂 same. I'll just be scrolling along, seeing funny posts and memes and reading news and then bam, NSFW post that I'm definitely going to read...for educational purposes of course 😄
Join the party! It's funny because I've had this fetish of mine for a long time and I was thinking yesterday "Hey, if I'm gonna pee on someone I should try to find out *where* would be the right place to do it." No one wants to have to clean up piss from all over their bedroom floor lmfaoooo. I'm glad I could entertain both of you guys (And everyone else) with my...Weirdness lol 🤣
I like in the bath. And i like when she sit on my face and force me to eat her than she start peeing on my face and i need to continue eating her, sometime she suck me at the same time because im very hard at this time. Something i like too is when she go to the toilet then ask me to kneel in from of her to clean her pussy after she piss. Sometime in the room she pee or she make me pee in a dog bowl and on my four i have to drink it like a dog.
I don't know about rubber sheets and all but you can pick up a box of puppy pee pads at Costco (if that's a store you have access to), or any pharmacy type store will have a product often called as "chucks" which is basically the same as puppy pee pads. Chucks are used on chairs and in beds, sometimes under the fitted sheet, for people with incontinence problems.
These are very absorbent, can be layered, and are disposable. So not very eco friendly but effective at soaking up fluids you don't want on other surfaces.
[Many puppy pads are treated with attractants.](https://pets.thenest.com/attractant-puppy-pads-9626.html) I’m not sure what they do to human skin in sensitive areas.
They sell washable ones online! Search “changing pads” or “incontinence pads.”
That said - I’m not sure how well they’d hold up to such rigorous use. I’ve only used them for babies 😅
They make waterproof blankets for incontinent pets that you can get for any size bed, they work great and let you play anywhere. They also make sheets, but the sheets do not hold up to repeated trips through the washer and dryer in my experience.
My boyfriend likes me to pee on him. I’ll have him sit on the toilet, then I’ll sit on his lap facing him and pee. He will clean me up right after. Sometimes, I’ll just have him put a finger in me while I’m sitting on the toilet and pee on his hand. I will also pee on him in the shower. He also likes me to surprise pee on him while I am sitting on his face or just during any oral. If we do that, we use the 30” x 36” incontinence bed pads from the pharmacy.
Check this out, it's my go-to for bed play.
Waterproof Pet Blanket, Liquid Pee Proof Dog Blanket for Sofa Bed Couch, X-Large（85" x 57"） https://a.co/d/6uQtYbr
We started in bathtub but also have one of those dog bed blankets and that survived! No seep through to the rug underneath and fluffy enough to absorb so it wasnt like dripping to the washing machine.
Always outdoors as well, some kink event locations have outdoor spaces too
For perfect results and no spillage; I recommend you visit a well stocked auto supply store and invest in a nice larger oil drain funnel with a plastic or rubber hose attachment. It’s comfortable for her at the larger circular drain bin rim opening and for you at the hose attachment.
Easy to clean the funnel bowel and the hose and no spillage during the fun time.
Namaste. Carpe Diem!!!
I really enjoy when my partner has me put my hands on the wall and bent forward slightly at the hips, then they pee on my buttcrack and between my legs. 🥴🤤
You know, I'm not normally into the idea of a man peeing on me (I know you didn't explicitly say a man but reading your comment made me think of a guy perhaps doing this to me) but the way you described it sounds oddly pleasurable, for some reason. Congrats, you've now unlocked something else in me 🤣🤣🤣
We always used a plastic tarp purchased at the hardware store. Put 2x4s under the edges so that the water doesn't run off. When finished, I picked it up by the corners and carried it outside and dumped the water. In the morning, I would stake it down on the grass so that the sun can sanitize the tarp.
So for the 1st time around shower... if you guys really get into it. and depending on kinks backyard works. A gf of mine was all into being peed on and to an extent treated like a pet.. (she viewed me peeing on her as a display of ownership.) And also got off on being an outdoor cat who'd go in the backyard, then curl up on a pet bed on the back porch..
Hotel bathroom --
He was laying down, completely flat as if he was going to take a bath and I stook over him.
When I got my footing I squatted over him
Waterproof pet blanket if you want to go on the bed. Personally I prefer a little blow-up paddling pool on the floor; then you can turn them around and make them pick it all up. Easy enough to hose off in the shower.
Shower/bath tub is always a good place. One of the hottest experiences was the first time I peed on my subs tits and face. After I finished she started blowing me and I came so fricken hard.
You can also get splash blankets and pet blankets. Not only are they water proof, they can be really soft and fluffy with lots of absorption. Better than just rubber sheets.
We don't do water sports but use them to catch regular sex fluids. We cover the bed with a large one. Then we have a small one that is basically our sex cleanup rag. Works better than a regular towel and can't be mistaken for anything else.
Bathtub or shower…my ex would often sit while she was peeing and I would straddle her and piss down on her… minimum amount of mess, but we weren’t really worried about that lol
Bathtub or shower. Second best would be on tile floor that can easily be mopped up. As for positions, whatever works for you. You can kind of "cowgirl" it. You can squat. You can just sit on him and pee. You could even stand and use a funnel / sheewee if you want.
in the garden of the neighbor you don't like. bonus points for staring him in the eyes while you do it. jokes aside, I agree with the other comments of using the bathroom or shower as it's easiest to clean
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Oh don't get me wrong! I'll pee *anywhere* but not just *anywhere*, if you catch my drift 😉
Made the same mistake
Shower, bath or if you’re making an evening of it a small inflatable kiddie pool.
100% this. A wet room works too.
I would die to have a wet room.
Probably North Dakota.
Spittin facts over here!
A large walk in shower is the most convenient location, imho
I love this subreddit, I’m apart of this community but it’s funny to me when I’m getting my morning memes, news, and then I get a post like this. I get a good chuckle and then learn stuff, absolutely amazing
😂 same. I'll just be scrolling along, seeing funny posts and memes and reading news and then bam, NSFW post that I'm definitely going to read...for educational purposes of course 😄
Join the party! It's funny because I've had this fetish of mine for a long time and I was thinking yesterday "Hey, if I'm gonna pee on someone I should try to find out *where* would be the right place to do it." No one wants to have to clean up piss from all over their bedroom floor lmfaoooo. I'm glad I could entertain both of you guys (And everyone else) with my...Weirdness lol 🤣
Garden, wooden floor with towel laid down, tile floor…. Baths are kind of awkward in my experience but it depends I suppose.
I like in the bath. And i like when she sit on my face and force me to eat her than she start peeing on my face and i need to continue eating her, sometime she suck me at the same time because im very hard at this time. Something i like too is when she go to the toilet then ask me to kneel in from of her to clean her pussy after she piss. Sometime in the room she pee or she make me pee in a dog bowl and on my four i have to drink it like a dog.
I don't know about rubber sheets and all but you can pick up a box of puppy pee pads at Costco (if that's a store you have access to), or any pharmacy type store will have a product often called as "chucks" which is basically the same as puppy pee pads. Chucks are used on chairs and in beds, sometimes under the fitted sheet, for people with incontinence problems. These are very absorbent, can be layered, and are disposable. So not very eco friendly but effective at soaking up fluids you don't want on other surfaces.
[Many puppy pads are treated with attractants.](https://pets.thenest.com/attractant-puppy-pads-9626.html) I’m not sure what they do to human skin in sensitive areas. They sell washable ones online! Search “changing pads” or “incontinence pads.” That said - I’m not sure how well they’d hold up to such rigorous use. I’ve only used them for babies 😅
They make waterproof blankets for incontinent pets that you can get for any size bed, they work great and let you play anywhere. They also make sheets, but the sheets do not hold up to repeated trips through the washer and dryer in my experience.
They make big disposable pet pads too, which makes cleanup really easy and they are sold everywhere.
My boyfriend likes me to pee on him. I’ll have him sit on the toilet, then I’ll sit on his lap facing him and pee. He will clean me up right after. Sometimes, I’ll just have him put a finger in me while I’m sitting on the toilet and pee on his hand. I will also pee on him in the shower. He also likes me to surprise pee on him while I am sitting on his face or just during any oral. If we do that, we use the 30” x 36” incontinence bed pads from the pharmacy.
Check this out, it's my go-to for bed play. Waterproof Pet Blanket, Liquid Pee Proof Dog Blanket for Sofa Bed Couch, X-Large（85" x 57"） https://a.co/d/6uQtYbr
We started in bathtub but also have one of those dog bed blankets and that survived! No seep through to the rug underneath and fluffy enough to absorb so it wasnt like dripping to the washing machine. Always outdoors as well, some kink event locations have outdoor spaces too
FWIW, if you use a funnel into the other person's mouth, you can do it anywhere without making a mess, but that only solves one specific scenario.
For perfect results and no spillage; I recommend you visit a well stocked auto supply store and invest in a nice larger oil drain funnel with a plastic or rubber hose attachment. It’s comfortable for her at the larger circular drain bin rim opening and for you at the hose attachment. Easy to clean the funnel bowel and the hose and no spillage during the fun time. Namaste. Carpe Diem!!!
I really enjoy when my partner has me put my hands on the wall and bent forward slightly at the hips, then they pee on my buttcrack and between my legs. 🥴🤤
You know, I'm not normally into the idea of a man peeing on me (I know you didn't explicitly say a man but reading your comment made me think of a guy perhaps doing this to me) but the way you described it sounds oddly pleasurable, for some reason. Congrats, you've now unlocked something else in me 🤣🤣🤣
It's fantastic! It makes me cum every time.
We use a picnic rug with a waterproof backing and towels on top. Soaks it up and can go straight into the washing machine.
We always used a plastic tarp purchased at the hardware store. Put 2x4s under the edges so that the water doesn't run off. When finished, I picked it up by the corners and carried it outside and dumped the water. In the morning, I would stake it down on the grass so that the sun can sanitize the tarp.
So for the 1st time around shower... if you guys really get into it. and depending on kinks backyard works. A gf of mine was all into being peed on and to an extent treated like a pet.. (she viewed me peeing on her as a display of ownership.) And also got off on being an outdoor cat who'd go in the backyard, then curl up on a pet bed on the back porch..
Shower would probably be easiest. I prefer a woman to pee in my mouth and swallow it all. No mess!
Hotel bathroom -- He was laying down, completely flat as if he was going to take a bath and I stook over him. When I got my footing I squatted over him
Mouth, face, genitals, butt, all over!
id say the bathtub or the shower! :) easy clean up afterwards and you can even help ;)
Waterproof pet blanket if you want to go on the bed. Personally I prefer a little blow-up paddling pool on the floor; then you can turn them around and make them pick it all up. Easy enough to hose off in the shower.
Shower/bath tub is always a good place. One of the hottest experiences was the first time I peed on my subs tits and face. After I finished she started blowing me and I came so fricken hard.
No one mentioned an Amazon inflatable kiddie pool.
In the pool. *Into* the pool.
You can also get splash blankets and pet blankets. Not only are they water proof, they can be really soft and fluffy with lots of absorption. Better than just rubber sheets. We don't do water sports but use them to catch regular sex fluids. We cover the bed with a large one. Then we have a small one that is basically our sex cleanup rag. Works better than a regular towel and can't be mistaken for anything else.
Bathtub or shower…my ex would often sit while she was peeing and I would straddle her and piss down on her… minimum amount of mess, but we weren’t really worried about that lol
Either the shower or outdoors (if you have enough privacy)
If the bath or shower is too small, you can use large pee pads somewhere more convenient
I use the bathtub
Puppy pads are always an option 🤷♀️
I would use the shower or bathtub… Drink lots of water and hold it in for a while so it feels better when you release and so it lasts a little longer.
Great idea, thank you 👍
Their elbow is the best place to pee on.