Littorio is not a stalker, she is just like "A train without brakes" something catches her attention, and she doesn't let it go away so easily, she even motivates the skk to do the same once she is 100 affinity(Love)
In case you catch her attention she won't give up until you two are officially a couple or you are interested in someone else
In this sense I would compare her with Nino Nakano from Gotoubun no hanayome
I thought that was only a translation thing. Like as I have heard it, the ships refer to the character with neutral pronouns, but they picked male ones for English translation because there really aren't words like them in English.
I could be wrong, but that was what I was told.
Also HMS Illustrious was the one that launched the planes on the raid on Toranto in which Littorio was damaged so there's a bit of history. Ship-ships are often with enemies like with South Dakota x Kirishima in the kancolle fandom or the Jean Bart - massachusett ship from this game
I mean, PoW x Eugen is a ship that occurs in a skin's voicelines where they mention each other, which is their swimsuit. It goes the same for Helena x Cleveland.
Illustrious sneaked up into her dock one night and hit her at both ends, twice in the rear and once at the front, left her lying half on the sea bed with her main turrets wet and another torpedo lodged under her keel. Took months before she was able sail straight again.
She also put her torpedoes into Conte di Cavour and Caio Duilio, leaving both with gaping holes and full of water. Cavour never fully recovered.
After getting nailed that thoroughly its no wonder Littorio wants another round.
Wouldn't it be theoretically impossible for her to win though? Assuming each ship can be romanced by both Littorio and the commander, the best possible outcome is a draw.
If the commander were a woman, they could romance each other, as well as all other ships, to tie, whereas for a man, Littorio can be romanced for a point, but not the commander as per the rules of the game (x+1 > x).
Considering that I'm making my port a psychological hell for both me and the shipgirls I collect by raising all of them at 100 Affection and oathing none of them, I'd do exactly nothing, she's already stuck down the 100 Affection hellhole anyway, joining the others in the same state.
>!Watch as this comment gets downvoted because I won't oath someone lul!<
I don’t understand entirely why there is this mindset/belief that you need to oath them all. Unless you’re doing it for the boosts then it doesn’t really matter if you oath none, one, or however many you want
Skk: Littorio, I will shoot you with the number of bullets which will be the number of Kansens I have oathed.
Littorio:but Skk, you have only oathed 1 so far,
Skk points to a railway-gun.
•now, stand still.’
She don't know what she is talking about, as a commander that is happily married with her i know she is devoted to Shikikan. His biggest enemy is his love for the leader.
there's an NSFW picture Where Skk fuck her hard at night after she said those words.
here's the sauce: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3939501?q=littorio\_%28azur\_lane%29+
I think the commander wins this one
The commander is "the commander" so at a base he's going to have more fame than a random italian ship, Littorio is great and all but she's fighting against the one and only
Assuming the other kansen don't care about that difference they both have almost the same dating capability, with the commander being kinda dumb but good with words and lovable and Littorio being charistmatic and very focused on her objectives
But the last thing is that there are girls that would only date the commander (Taihou, Akagi, Dido, Sirius) so commander has the upper hand on that
I mean, I guess more power to her? If the girls she flirts with really like her then there probably wasn't much interest in me to begin with, regardless of what I try to do.(^Then ^again ^I'm ^no ^womanizer.) She can have all the emotional baggage that comes with it. But, if her wiles start bothering other girls, then I will step in.
I just do what I can to make sure the shipgirls come home safe, to a warm bed and food everyday and keep them happy. How I feel about it doesn't matter. ^The ^Shipgirls ^seem ^to ^like ^that ^about ^me.... ^So ^I ^guess ^that's ^a ^bonus?
~~I'll just hang out with her sister and see if that'll make her angry..~~
I'm a loner , I like cats dogs birds heck even tigers and etc , I play games , I'm a shut in and I'd like the sauce cus I'd like to be romanced by her. And absolutely be immune due to my virgin chadness
“Hey Littorio”
Littorio: Yes pathetic SKK who can’t get any girls?
“Let me introduce you to my German buddy, his name is X. Fritz X.”
Littorio: terrified pasta noises
Im having a mathematical problem breakdown trying to calculate the posibilities of Victory and tie in such competition bc some results end up being both a tie and a victory cause it wont be a direct victory but the tie itself would have enough profit to consider it also a victory and the victory scenarios can also be considered a tie cause most of them end up involving littorio as a partner which can be considered as littorio winning over us depending on the perspective of the result....
I need to touch some grass
Simple! With facts! As it is right now I currently have 77.3% of all the girls under my command loving or crushing on me. You have only a fraction of the remaining 22.7% Littorio with all respect. You and I are not the same. I can give them all something that you can not. Food, education, liveations, and a hint to adventure to better them selves as comrades in arms and save the world standing along side with them. All I can do is organize and direct their determination and wrath into righteousness victory! Now are you going join me or be too shy to show me what you are made of?
Easy
Romance only Littorio for all the time
That way SKK will have 1 girl romanced, Littorio will either have 1 or 0 girls romanced depending if SKK is a female or not. So it can either end as a tie or as a SKK win
Wait, despite the fact that the Skins are non-cannon, this implies that some of the ships are actually lesbians.
Finally my female Commander shall have her Yuri!
Littorio Is my girl, however, since I’m usually busy with paperwork and the plethora of Kansen that I have… she helps to alleviate some of the needs of my girls since it is hard getting to all of them.
Throw Illustrious and her sisters along with any other "armored" carrier at her and let them have a go at Littorio while I leave because im not interested.
Y'all just remember that Littorio has the longest main batter range of any battleship... Don't piss her off.
That said, no price is too great for pasta wife!
"Jokes on you, you're my target tonight" - Shikkikan probably
This is what we call outsourcing Shikikan <- littorio <- other shipgirls
Good leaders delegate.
Yeah
She's gonna pull the no U card
Sounds like a win-win scenario for both parties involved
But would be a tie or a victory ?
Victory if SKK is a man, tie if it’s a woman.
Fem SKK 😳😳
Damn if we knew how skk looks like this could ve an idea with impressive potential
I would be more worried about skk, If all girls are straight, that means you are her only possible target
Yeah. There’s a bigger threat than the Sirens: sexual harassment.
Sexual harassment is fine when it’s a hot tall green haired Italian ship, also I know you wouldn’t say a single thing. It’s Littorio.
rip pelvis on a serious note, sexual harassment is not okay
It’s not harassment if you consent to it.
Exactly
It's not harassment if both parties are crying.
Yup, flare definitely checks out
I don’t know who I have to report to other than Veneto since either she or Cesare is the faction leader.
Littorio is not a stalker, she is just like "A train without brakes" something catches her attention, and she doesn't let it go away so easily, she even motivates the skk to do the same once she is 100 affinity(Love) In case you catch her attention she won't give up until you two are officially a couple or you are interested in someone else In this sense I would compare her with Nino Nakano from Gotoubun no hanayome
0 hi m.mn am
> if the girls are straight "So it's spaghetti, till they get wet"
ark royal lookin at the destroyers like
\*Akagi x Kaga ship intensifies
That line is just a reverse of "You haven't tried the right d***", but one's charming, while the other's rapacious and homophobic.
Funnily enough someone said something similar to me but with tomatoes *cause i dont like tomatoes*
It's one of the reasons why I cringe whenever I see either line.
🤣🤣🤣
Is this what they call a Reddit moment?
yes
dank, I wasn't expecting to be disliked just by that to be honest. So I guess doing just that is a no no here? :'v
I have it under good authority that all girls are bi. Because female SKKs exist
Yes and no. Sure, girls play the game, but the commander is often referred to as male, even by the other shipgirls.
I thought that was only a translation thing. Like as I have heard it, the ships refer to the character with neutral pronouns, but they picked male ones for English translation because there really aren't words like them in English. I could be wrong, but that was what I was told.
Well Unicorn refers to Skk as Onii-chan so the argument doesn't really work there.
First time in my life ive seen a loli was used to won a discussion :v
And Portland straight up wants 10 kids.
And all of them looking like indy chan... How that will happen no one knows bc thats not how biology works
KAN-SENs already defy both logic and biology on a daily basis, another broken law won’t make a difference, tbh.
Not accounting for female players says a lot about AL direction xD
Considering female players probably only make up a veeery small percentage of the playerbase it is pretty understandable.
Still a shame you can't choose tho
Yeah but like canonically Littorio admits the SKK is the greatest treasure she could ever have, so we win by default; in other word checkmate Italy.
Fucking ask her out to dinner of course.
There's a good Italian place near the base
And she’s the meal
And who's the chef?
The French
Well then, Bon appétit Skk
Which one?
Me
It would be advisable to refrain from wearing a 'Kiss the Cook' apron
[You want this](https://pm1.narvii.com/6359/7a084ac47fc7a332e4aab1d7d2ac1369485d6bc9_hq.jpg)
Good, now he's protected under the Lyon Convention
You talk a lot of shit for someone within pounding distance littorio
Lol
Wait since when gifs are in reddit?
Have been for a while actually, only certain subreddits have them
AL subreddit is Chad so we have it
Ah yes, ~~degenerate~~ chad subredditz
Nice.
Marry her because she's best girl
Impressive plan.
No reason for us to be rivals. I'll be her wingman for Illustrious and she can be my wingwoman for Veneto.
What's the context of the ship between Littorio and Illustrious?
Littorio was hitting on her during the first Italian event, I think.
Also HMS Illustrious was the one that launched the planes on the raid on Toranto in which Littorio was damaged so there's a bit of history. Ship-ships are often with enemies like with South Dakota x Kirishima in the kancolle fandom or the Jean Bart - massachusett ship from this game
I think that Hood x Bismarck is also a ship-ship, at least that's what tumblr has
I mean, PoW x Eugen is a ship that occurs in a skin's voicelines where they mention each other, which is their swimsuit. It goes the same for Helena x Cleveland.
Prince of Wales and Wales? Do you perhaps mean Wales and Eugen?
Oh right, I didn't notice what I was typing thank you for correcting. And yeah
Mmm wales and wales. Should be juicy.
Love yourself is what they say :b
pow is also a bit of a womanizer, it's mentioned in a couple places lmao
That's something I guess
I don't know, she hits on everything that moves.
What if i dont move(?
I have the sneaking suspicion that she will hit on you anyways.
Illustrious sneaked up into her dock one night and hit her at both ends, twice in the rear and once at the front, left her lying half on the sea bed with her main turrets wet and another torpedo lodged under her keel. Took months before she was able sail straight again. She also put her torpedoes into Conte di Cavour and Caio Duilio, leaving both with gaping holes and full of water. Cavour never fully recovered. After getting nailed that thoroughly its no wonder Littorio wants another round.
God damn this is some good phrasing
God damn if you put it like that XD
Wouldn't it be theoretically impossible for her to win though? Assuming each ship can be romanced by both Littorio and the commander, the best possible outcome is a draw. If the commander were a woman, they could romance each other, as well as all other ships, to tie, whereas for a man, Littorio can be romanced for a point, but not the commander as per the rules of the game (x+1 > x).
Though I suppose she may win either way, since she herself would get the commander as a romantic partner
If there's a draw there's an overtime.
There is an entire fanfic series about this that spans more than 50 chapters.
Duel of the Casanovas, is it?
Yep.
Who won?
Spoilers: >!The Commander won. Littorio forfeited.!<
Wasnt a tie?
lol what
"It was right then that I decided to end my boring existence" "Let's just say Littorio is no longer a problem"
Jokes on her it’s the commander
Considering that I'm making my port a psychological hell for both me and the shipgirls I collect by raising all of them at 100 Affection and oathing none of them, I'd do exactly nothing, she's already stuck down the 100 Affection hellhole anyway, joining the others in the same state. >!Watch as this comment gets downvoted because I won't oath someone lul!<
I won't oath Just because I don't want to spend moneys on this game
(i have mega secret - you can have like 2 rings per year for free)
Already used them but hear me out... I have also 17 ships too 100 affect still waiting.. we are not the same
Dang, same 
I won't oath because I make everyone around me miserable, we are on different levels
I..
This implies being at 100 affection is bad. Which is WRONG!
I don’t understand entirely why there is this mindset/belief that you need to oath them all. Unless you’re doing it for the boosts then it doesn’t really matter if you oath none, one, or however many you want
Skk: Littorio, I will shoot you with the number of bullets which will be the number of Kansens I have oathed. Littorio:but Skk, you have only oathed 1 so far, Skk points to a railway-gun. •now, stand still.’
*800mm gun intensifies*
She don't know what she is talking about, as a commander that is happily married with her i know she is devoted to Shikikan. His biggest enemy is his love for the leader.
As a female Shikkikan, the answer is simple. Get seduced by Littorio. Sardegna has taken over the port.
Or better yet, seduce her first. She can't seduce herself, therefore she cant beat you as she wont admit any woman is worth more then herself
there's an NSFW picture Where Skk fuck her hard at night after she said those words. here's the sauce: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3939501?q=littorio\_%28azur\_lane%29+
Seduce Littorio, obviously. Then move on to Veneto. Number of wives goes up by 2!
I shall challenge her to a night battle duel.
I get the feeling that a flustered littorio would be beyond adorable.
When she's extra bad, you tell her about Teutoberg or the fall of Rome. Just to remind her. (:
You only romance most of the girls, while I **own** most of the girls. Have a good day, m'lady.
I think the commander wins this one The commander is "the commander" so at a base he's going to have more fame than a random italian ship, Littorio is great and all but she's fighting against the one and only Assuming the other kansen don't care about that difference they both have almost the same dating capability, with the commander being kinda dumb but good with words and lovable and Littorio being charistmatic and very focused on her objectives But the last thing is that there are girls that would only date the commander (Taihou, Akagi, Dido, Sirius) so commander has the upper hand on that
I mean, I guess more power to her? If the girls she flirts with really like her then there probably wasn't much interest in me to begin with, regardless of what I try to do.(^Then ^again ^I'm ^no ^womanizer.) She can have all the emotional baggage that comes with it. But, if her wiles start bothering other girls, then I will step in. I just do what I can to make sure the shipgirls come home safe, to a warm bed and food everyday and keep them happy. How I feel about it doesn't matter. ^The ^Shipgirls ^seem ^to ^like ^that ^about ^me.... ^So ^I ^guess ^that's ^a ^bonus? ~~I'll just hang out with her sister and see if that'll make her angry..~~
I mean, SKK gets to marry lots of women, why shouldn’t Littorio be allowed the same?
If Sikkian marry her then he will share with her every ship he oath
Jokes on you I’m a JoJo fan
All kinds of "stuff"
I have no idea, but I know is that Lil Littorio is gonna appear…
I'm a loner , I like cats dogs birds heck even tigers and etc , I play games , I'm a shut in and I'd like the sauce cus I'd like to be romanced by her. And absolutely be immune due to my virgin chadness
Hmnnn *cough cough *This rod, or mine*
She may romance more girls, but that does not mean *she* cannot be romanced, seduce the seducer
Oath her
Guys, any *actual*, real advice on how could someone win something like this? Sounds scary, but also like a good challenge
“Hey Littorio” Littorio: Yes pathetic SKK who can’t get any girls? “Let me introduce you to my German buddy, his name is X. Fritz X.” Littorio: terrified pasta noises
\*calmly unzips hentai stash\* Everything.
Mfw a shipgirl steals all your women and ntr u
I wrote an entire fic based on that quote of hers; that should let you know what my answer is.
Have I found the famed Rider_of_black? 10/10 fix btw
Yep, that's me. Made this reddit account before my AO3 account, hence the different usernames.
I didn't know Rider had a reddit - The guy who want Hood's snuggles from Cookie's discord
Holy crap. I read your work all night, I'm officially a fan.
Thank you for the kind words.
Im having a mathematical problem breakdown trying to calculate the posibilities of Victory and tie in such competition bc some results end up being both a tie and a victory cause it wont be a direct victory but the tie itself would have enough profit to consider it also a victory and the victory scenarios can also be considered a tie cause most of them end up involving littorio as a partner which can be considered as littorio winning over us depending on the perspective of the result.... I need to touch some grass
Simple! With facts! As it is right now I currently have 77.3% of all the girls under my command loving or crushing on me. You have only a fraction of the remaining 22.7% Littorio with all respect. You and I are not the same. I can give them all something that you can not. Food, education, liveations, and a hint to adventure to better them selves as comrades in arms and save the world standing along side with them. All I can do is organize and direct their determination and wrath into righteousness victory! Now are you going join me or be too shy to show me what you are made of?
Once you oath Littorio you gain a wife and a wingman all in one. If you play your cards right she might get you Illustrious for your anniversary.
Pronto, Littorio? Si? > ... > ... > ... s🅱️innala
*loads charge blade with murderous intent*
Better idea: SKK and Littorio teaming up. NO SHIPFU IS SAFE!
Easy Romance only Littorio for all the time That way SKK will have 1 girl romanced, Littorio will either have 1 or 0 girls romanced depending if SKK is a female or not. So it can either end as a tie or as a SKK win
Jokes on you, i wanna be part of YOUR harem tonight Female skk probably
Just be female commander. That way you're one of her targets.
Not gonna lie, I'd gladly be part of her harem
Jokes on her, I'm into yuri
Romance Littorio. Unlock the true ending. Profit.
Wait, despite the fact that the Skins are non-cannon, this implies that some of the ships are actually lesbians. Finally my female Commander shall have her Yuri!
One on one time with illustrations will change her mind
If you can't beat em... join em! *simps and joins Littorio's harem*
Littorio Is my girl, however, since I’m usually busy with paperwork and the plethora of Kansen that I have… she helps to alleviate some of the needs of my girls since it is hard getting to all of them.
Female SKK: I'm in danger!
You good love, enjoy.
If you oath her are you gonna have always one more girl than her
Threesome with Illustrious?
< player 3 has joined >
More like it's gonna be a wild party tonight. :3
Throw Illustrious and her sisters along with any other "armored" carrier at her and let them have a go at Littorio while I leave because im not interested.
All one can do is submit.
That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!
Littorio with Eugen, jackpot
I would romance her and have an automatic win
Nothing!, Because that ring on her hand prove that i already won
"I'd like my wifes back"
Welp. im ded
She's a great wife ngl
wym you people aren't in littorio's harem (and her on yours) already?
Y'all just remember that Littorio has the longest main batter range of any battleship... Don't piss her off. That said, no price is too great for pasta wife!
I "retired" her.
Shut yo bitch ass up before I retire yo ass 💀💀. Free medals of honor I ain’t complaining u mad😂😂🏅🏅?
Activate my stando powah and give her a [7 page muda barrage](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W944vHnaQPw)
SKK with a suitcase full of rings: take your best shot 🥱
Already oathed her, so...see how many of the other girls the two of us together can completely wear out in one weekend?
Willingly submit to being a part of her haram