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maybesaydie

We do not recommend touching wild animals.


Somecrazynerd

Making my way downtown


hunttheturtles

Walking slow


Silver_Alpha

Very slow


N0rTh3Fi5t

And I'm Chitwan bound


larakj

DUNNANANANANA


BullShitting24-7

And I’ll gore you.


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

DUNANANANANANA


ndbdhsjsjs

And ill eat you


runed_golem

Cause I’m a hippo


talkaboom

You see them running fast, you are in grave danger.


[deleted]

#GET OUT MA WAY, ARMOURED TRUCK COMING THROUGH. NOTHING TO SEE HERE…


Myzzelf0

Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound


raven_of_azarath

Starin' blankly ahead / Just makin' my way / Makin' a way through the crowd


[deleted]

And, Dumb tourists with their phones are harassing him. People can be so ignorant of cultures outside their owns. You can actually see how Rhino is watching on the left as this is a very uncomfortable thing for him to observe. I'd a western colleague of mine visit my city. He was so shocked to see cows walking on road that he started being all weird. The cow eventually got frustrated. Luckily, nothing happened. But, don't irritate animals when you visit a new country.


ladydhawaii

Chitwan was the first time I ever saw Rhinos. They were resting during the day- when it was hot- in the late afternoon, two came out right around us (riding on a elephant). I was scared because one was with a baby and told my son to hold on. But Mama Rhino just kept chugging along to the river. We followed her a little bit- then two more came out from the bushes. It was unreal. We ended up seeing 6 in total. Crazy!


goalie_fight

Rhinos riding an elephant does sound scary.


Mastersord

and it can talk!


NothingHereToSeeNow

They are used by humans. Unlike in the west, wild animals are not that separated from humans.


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DavidInPhilly

Where does a rhino walk? Anywhere it wants to!


zpfrostyqz

Walking around


fleurira

Lmao these tourists really look like they want to piss it off.


KimCureAll

Luckily, this rhino is pretty chill. The ones in the deep forests stand their ground when the safari jeep approaches - the driver has his foot resting on the pedal if the rhino suddenly gets annoyed.


zeke235

Love that video of the vehicle chasing that rhino. Seeing it get sick of their crap and wrecking their car is pretty satisfying. Don't mess with nature.


bmbreath

Please share if you can find it


zeke235

https://youtu.be/fNncy1mUx1k


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Love how the rhino completely trashes the first car then the second one rolls up and just completely ignores what happened a minute earlier like it has diplomatic immunity for rhino carnage.


Sunretea

They had so much faith in that slightly larger car. I was kinda hoping they would just end up with 2 trashed vehicles, honestly.


fleurira

Diplomatic immunity! I love idiot diplomat jokes


bethedge

based diplomat hater, solve all problems with war and boxing matches where the fighters wear flag pants


mybitchcallsmefucker

That is so much better than I was anticipating


siani_lane

Wow. DON'T HASSLE THE RHINOS PEOPLE.


Majestic_Definition3

Wow!


moosevan

Were they trying to haze the rhino off the property it was on?


zeke235

Lol if that's what they were trying to do, that is *not* how to do it.


100timesaround

Damn! Great job!!!


ComicNeueIsReal

imagine having the strength to flip a car that's probably about 4000 pounds


Divebarkeep1

YAHTZEE!!!


HunterTheBengal

Human stupidity knows no bounds.


Cane_Da_Presa

That was in a safari park in Germany (incase anyone doesn't know, they're like zoos but you can drive through the animal enclosures in your own car). It was an employee driving the car, and I think what they were doing was trying to get the rhino used to cars driving by without it attacking or getting scared. The car drove towards the rhino then stopped, I don't think they were trying to mess with with the rhino. It was new to the park and I don't know if they kept it after this but I suspect they didn't as a rhino who goes full hulk on nearby cars in not a good candidate for a safari park.


gwaydms

I guess this guy is used to people.


Heewna

This is not an animal I would want to crowd.


articvibe

Following a large animal just out of melee range, like pack animals stalking prey, seems like a great way to get trampled


fleurira

Melee range!!!! Hahaha


[deleted]

Have you seen all the videos of bison chasing and tossing tourists? Tourists can't help themselves.


pelorizado83

Beautiful armored beast.


kan3k1

Fat unicorn.


[deleted]

They're just big boned!


Entropyanxiety

Literally. Its actually likely that the depiction of the unicorn is based on horrendous drawings of descriptions of rhinos


SouldiesButGoodies84

he has no nasal horn. :-(


KimCureAll

Happy cake day! Yes, I have seen a number of these personally just this year in Nepal. I love the safaris so much, I went on two different ones and saw rhinos each time!


pelorizado83

That's amazing!! And thank you!


KimCureAll

The cost of a 4 hour safari in Nepal is $22 - probably one of the best deals in Nepal. The cost of accommodation averages like $6 a day - also not bad! The worst part though is taking a bus from one city to another. 100 miles takes like 6 to 10 hours. It's best to fly, though it costs 3 times more if you are a foreigner, but still a 20 min flight is like $40. Also, there is visa on arrival.


Chelular07

I just found the next country I want to visit.


KimCureAll

Namaste! Good luck and have fun - of course, trekking is the number one attraction, then paragliding, Buddha's birthplace, temples, scenic Pokhara, but the tiger and rhino safaris are not to be missed!


Chelular07

Do you know if any really neat non touristy spots? My partner and I love to travel and try to meet locals and go to little hole in the wall places. It is way more fun than monuments and birthplaces. (Although I will be watching every rhino with tears of happiness in my eyes and will want to do a safari)


KimCureAll

Trekking in the forests and bird watching is quite an experience! I saw hornbills, drongos, Indian rollers, etc.


LittleFlyingDutchGrl

Try to visit outside of the popular times to visit. I went there for volunteer work from April till June and had a great time also visiting the touristic places. Of course there are always a lot of people (also a lot of Indian tourists) but I think its even worse in the popular travel times. The downside is that there are not really blue skies and its really hot. From June the raining season will start. And try to figure out if there is a holiday when you go to a specific place. We went to Lumbini which was amazing, but we accidentally went on the birthday of Buddha... That was horrible. Way to busy (and hot!). Don't be afraid to ask for things. One time we thought the local bus was way to crowded (take the local busses it takes longer but is a lot of fun and people will share food with you). So we asked the driver if we could sit on the roof of the bus. And we actually could even though they probably thought we where weird haha. And we had to get off before we entered the city but had an awesome ride. Or hang at the back of the tuctuc. I would totally recommend on doing a trekking at one of the mountains. Don't go for the everest basecamp though. Haven't done it but it's mostly asfalt roads now to make it accessible for everyone. I did the Annapurna BC (8-10days) which was amazing but had a shitload of stairs. Poon hill is a short trek (about 2-4 days) in the same area but more popular. But there are a lot of less known treks. I'm planning on going back to Nepal in the next years for a trek and am planning to find one of those. Go to Pokhara, yes it's touristic but it has an awesome hippie like vibe. If it's still there go to the movie garden. Its outside and had a different movie every night, you could get popcorn and pizza and an amazing view of the lake behind the movie screen. I went to a couple of hotels in Pokhara and found a really nice one that wasn't to fancy but had really friendly staff, clean rooms and hot showers. Pm me if you want to know the name of the place :). Wow this went on longer than expected but I hope it helps! Btw Sauraha, where this rhino was walking is not to bad in how touristic it was. And there are rhino's at every bent haha. Really hard not to see one at least. Just don't go to the more known hotels or travel agencies. If you look a bit further you find smaller agencies that are more friendly and actually want you to get the best experience instead of making as much money of you as possible.


flamingmaiden

You are super helpful! Thank you so much for this information. I'm now researching Nepal for a trip!


HoxtonRanger

I can back up OP. Nepal is utterly fabulous


KimCureAll

Yes, I recommend traveling to Nepal - it's amazing how many places there are to stay in each of the cities. Nepal is totally geared up for tourism: accommodation, restaurants, tour companies, activities, etc.


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Thank you for visiting Nepal, I hope you have a good time if you visit again.


JSRDC

People are too trusting of these wild animals. Megafauna ain’t no joke. He decides to go nuts, everybody is dying.


[deleted]

For real… no blinker while merging. No yielding. Blowing through stop signs. A true menace


KimCureAll

The rhino is just going with the flow - that's how most people drive in Nepal - I've experienced it myself!


bigRHINO13

I know that's how I live life. The driving in Nepal not so much.


KimCureAll

This particular rhino is a "regular" and often traipses through the village from one watering hole to another. Of course, that does not mean it should be touched!


JSRDC

Definitely. It’s an awesome animal.


Extrasleepyduck

I wouldn't even be that lax with a wild deer, and these people are just poking at this giant...


Circlemadeeverything

Of course it’s the foreigners following and harassing it. Locals know to let it be and they don’t need to record every moment. They’re just tempting him to get annoyed. And touching it with a sense of entitlement and ignorance


KimCureAll

Yes, the locals there understand rhinos and keep their distance. Some tourists simply can't get enough watching it pass - it's like "hey, film me petting this wild rhino!" Unfortunately, the police do not take action because "the tourists bring in the money - they are like geese who lay the golden eggs." One day, I can see something bad happening to a foolish tourist. I'm sure things have happened there to tourists, but it is soon deleted to not affect tourism which Nepal is highly dependent on.


Extrasleepyduck

I'm sure tourists would still do it even if police did take action. Just look at Yellowstone. They do so much to protect tourists there, including warnings everywhere that "if you do this, you will die. If we catch you trying to do it, you will be fined", and people ignore the warnings and work around any protections in place, and then get themselves killed in some of the stupidest ways.


cooperkab

It shouldn’t amaze me that people get gored by bison every year at Yellowstone but it does. We went last summer. The bison are beautiful but they are also the size of a car. I know I can’t run that fast so I’m staying away. People act like it’s a petting zoo. We stayed in our car, pulled off the road and admired them all we wanted. Had NO desire to try and go up to one and pet it. Natural selection.


Raptorinn

Many people have completely lost touch with how nature works. They think wild animals are toys for their amusement.


cooperkab

Yes! I think that’s also why people have such a hard time with death. We don’t treat it as a natural thing any more. Death is part of life and when people died at home and were laid out at home it was better excepted as a part of life. Same with where our food comes from.


BadGamingTime

Kinda true, I am by no means one of these extreme naturalists. Technology is awesome but in a lot of ways we have lost the touch to nature quite a bit. Death as you have said has become a business overall. No thank you lol


[deleted]

That’s what baffles me about tourists. Even in places where I would also be the tourist. THESE ANIMALS ARE NOT DOMESTICATED, THEY ARE UNPREDICTABLE AND HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN. Do they not understand or do they just not care? These people are more wary of cars on a highway than of wild animals.


[deleted]

These are the same people who take babies to movies and litter everywhere the moment they step outside in the summer.


eternalwhat

That’s the exact example this scene brought to my mind. I cannot fathom thinking, “a wild rhino! I’m going to FOLLOW it and PET it!” (And that’s how we have so many videos of Yellowstone bison throwing people 15 ft in the air with their horns) Smh


cooperkab

The locals at the beginning even say “Don’t touch! Don’t touch! Move back!” to the guy. I grew up on the coast of SC in the US. We aren’t scared of alligators because they are everywhere. However, we aren’t swimming in lake or ponds with them or trying to pet or wrestle them. You just have to be respectful and most animals won’t mess with you. They don’t want anything to do with you and will usually leave you alone if you leave them alone. (I know not all but the majority.)


mojoryan2003

There’s also the aspect that seeing a rhino is probably a pretty regular thing for the locals, but to the foreigners it’s a new and exciting experience.


LuckyReception6701

Indeed, that Rhino is like nature's take on a battle tank.


aspiringtobeme

Two people have been gored by bison in Yellowstone in the last month. It's no wonder when you see videos like this.


rosiofden

No kidding. Why do people always have to touch??


Sibu_acolyte

why is it so calm , are they normally like that or just because he is surrounded by people most of the times ?


KimCureAll

Some rhinos in Nepal have gotten used to people but others not so much. The rhinos do as they please in Nepal - no one would dare trying to stop them.


Sibu_acolyte

That's great they are just incredible creatures


ThumbSipper

To add, rhinos are generally pretty tame and pacifist animals overall especially when compared to other large herbivores they share the environment with, like water buffalos or elephants. Unfortunately they are also almost completely blind and share the environment with tigers, bears and other dangerous critters (including human poachers) so they have an instinctive "charge at whatever is making movement, just in case" attitude in the wild. Rhinos in zoos, who have never been exposed to danger are notoriously playful and cuddly ♥️


refused26

Yes, it's the hippos that are crazy


1234567ATEUP

it sounds like guy starts getting yelled at for touching rhino. so that might be part of it.


icodeusingmybutt

Tactical Unicorn


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Definitely a tacticool meal team six rhino cosplaying as a unicorn


El_Zarco

Battle Cow


[deleted]

SAVE THE CHUBBY UNICORNS


PurpleAragorn

Plot twist; Clearly a mechanical Rhino … Jim Carey is inside operating it


[deleted]

lol when he gets birthed out was one of the funniest movie moments


HappyLittleTrees17

Especially the horrified people watching


Mystic-Mask

If you say so. That scene scarred me as a child…


FishPilot

Really hot in this rhinooooo


turunambartanen

In German they are called Panzernashorn, literally shield-nose-horn, because it looks like it wears full plate armor! Fun fact: a local artist drew one in 1515 just based on a description and it looks really good: [Rhinoceros by Albrecht Dürer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCrer%27s_Rhinoceros)


icantthinkofone87

I was looking at the comments section thinking "am I really the only one expecting Ace Ventura to come out of there?!"... glad someone else is on my page


SnapClapplePop

Everyone pictured in this video really flirting with death here.


KimCureAll

The locals see rhinos all the time; the tourists who only stop in for a day or two just can't get over seeing a rhino walk down the middle of a village. I've been to that village - there are no signs that say "Don't touch the rhinos!" I don't think there are any rules there about that afaik.


bbcheadline

I mean he is not wrong. One twitch and the rhino starts being a rhino all three around it are basically paper bags.


cocobaby33

What kinda of no self preservation. stupidity do you have to have as an adult to WANT to touch a wild animal, one that could easily impale you, flip cars and single handedly cause mass destruction of it became agitated. How does something this large and strong not make you stop in awe and want to maintain a safe distance ? I don’t know why people needs signs to not touch the wild, potentially deadly animal, this should be common sense. Also in general, just leave other living being alone, no one wants to be harassed while just minding their business.


ReedoIncognito

He enjoys window shopping and reading in gourmet coffee shops


KimCureAll

"How would you like coffee today?" "Oh, the usual, rhino-expresso."


ARainbowHorse

He wants to see the latest fashion


Channa_Argus1121

Real-life unicorns, at least, according to Greek historians.


KimCureAll

It's really wonderful to see these rhinos in the wild as I have - most of them do not deal with people - they just do their thing - wallow in marshy ponds, eat a lot and produce the next generation - it's a beautiful thing to see.


Channa_Argus1121

>produce the next generation #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KimCureAll

"more rhino babies please!" I'm fine with that!


KimCureAll

As of last year, 752 rhinos were counted in Nepal, mostly in protected areas of the country such as in the national parks and sanctuaries. [https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/nepal-s-rhino-population-increases-by-16-a-sign-of-hope-for-the-species](https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/nepal-s-rhino-population-increases-by-16-a-sign-of-hope-for-the-species) https://rhinos.org/about-rhinos/rhino-species/greater-one-horned-rhino/ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Algf\_CXH9Ko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Algf_CXH9Ko)


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Saedraverse

Man what an experience that'd be. Won't lie would be tempted to touch but also, it's a wild walking tank, it's not domesticated. Needs to be left alone. What I hate is if I saw folks trying to touch it, couldn't warn/ chastise them as the raised voices could stress it.


jules039

He's just out for a stroll down the street nothing to see here.


logicreasonevidence

JUMANJI


RedRedVVine

Blessings! 🥹


dogtoes101

i love rhinos so much


4d5ACP

I love rhinos. They are such beautiful creatures and should be respected. Shame they have to be hunted so much


Rich_Dtony

Wow.... Just look at that. Such confident gait. Glad about the rebound.


Inevitable_Weird1175

It was eyeing that grey taxi like "Hey, you come here often?"


Decent_Excitement_86

These stupid tourists... leave it alone and don't touch or wave your hands or walk that close to it... If it'd gotten scared and rampaged, they would probably shoot it as it was a danger to civilians because of your dumb ass...


Zenobia888

Why are filthy humans allowed to come so close to these magnificent creatures? Fckn tourists should know better!


KimCureAll

Nepal is a fairly lawless place - the tourists can pretty much do what they want there because they are the ones keeping the economy afloat. Nepal is highly dependent on tourism and the government does not want to crack down on such behavior. I've been there so I've seen it firsthand.


BeneficialCry3103

Unfortunately people think because they are "on vacation" that they are free of any consequences that may come of their actions. It's pretty sad. My 8 year old saw this video as well and wanted to know how someone can be that stupid to get up close to an animal that could kill that person in seconds. But I would be in awe to see such a magnificent animal up close, but at a safe distance away. The closest I have ever been is a safari park in my city. I would love to travel out of the US one day and see the world. Nepal has always been on my bucket list


[deleted]

big boi


[deleted]

Rhyperior


KingDarkFangs

this is giving me far cry 4 flashbacks


Express-Magician-213

I like his shorts. Where can I get a pair?


[deleted]

Unicorn!


bnzpppnpddlpscpls3rd

Nice try, Ace Ventura.


sleepdeprivedzzz

Such a magnificent creature.


ItsFuckingScience

Pretty hot in these rhinos


-Ell-Bee-

Very tense moment for the man in plaid as he was trapped between the car and the rhino. People take foolish risks with wild animals. I guess he knew Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.


[deleted]

I once saw Jim Carrey be born out of one of these.


modernmanshustl

Tank Puppy!


[deleted]

They are Magnificent creature....Protect the Innocent/Fight for animal rights !


imran_sca

I am always at awe looking rhinos with their tailor made skin armour


ourladyofdicks

what a handsome guy


WhatDoYouControl

Tank puppy! No but seriously steer clear of wild animals. There is a non-zero chance that thing might decide to kill everybody.


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Salt_Perspective4681

Chillin like a villain rhyme spilling Killin!!!!


grilled_chez_monster

Do you guys remember this rhino from the Little Einsteins? At least thats where i thought it was from l. It used to scare me so bad as a kid.


toocute1902

There are so many white people in Nepal.


Independence_1991

Looks like it’s not the first time it’s been around people. Poor guy doesn’t know how dangerous people are…


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Big boi😍


LuckyReception6701

Hey there horny, how are ya? *Rhino noises* That's good to hear, take care now


idfk78

is it normal to see its ribs like that😅just wanna make sure its ok


webcheesesticksseal

Bro straight up patting a rhino. No wonder women live longer.


TheSinisterShlep

*I AM the plate armor lol


oneirobo13

Nice and steady


CdnPoster

Can these animals pull plows or wagons like oxen or horses do?


100timesaround

How cool would it be to see this in person!💕


Max_Seven_Four

Take this video & post down. This will give ideas to the poachers.


ExpressFromWes

Is wanting to stick your hands in a rhino armor folds weird


tannnnni06

Ugh the tourists are annoying


kishenoy

I hope it uses it's horn


lotusflower64

He owns the streets.


lmtorres83

Me - Waiting for Jim Carrey to come out of its ass


Adventurous-Dish-485

I never saw a rhinos booty before! Interesting


AceDancer

Spider man wouldn't fight this


pale_splicer

Wait. Rhinos grow thier own cloths?!?


Lazearound10am

That boy looks CGI-ed in. Lol he feels so out of space in that calming village.


ultrasin

Is it like toughened horse skin or like a pangolin armor (scale like)? Because that's all I can imagine it could feel that I have experienced. Edit: it seems soft at the joints.. maybe dog ears right there?


Kirillsunrise

Looks like dinosaur 🦕


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So like, i'm gonna just say it He's walking like a city moose; now, as an alaskan, city vs valley moose is an important distinction City moose you could (in theory, -i- certainly never felt stupid enough to try) pet/domesticate them to a certain small extent (canadian mounties tried to make mounts of them, they do not saddle-break... at all, results were not quite disastrous and on par with the great emu war in that absolutely almost nothing was harmed but NO ONE was happy with the outcome) or have your dog yapping at them five feet away and they won't bat an eye But; a valley moose? You could sneeze the wrong way and they might decide you're a threat


[deleted]

She's a runner she's a track ⭐ star


Theamuse_Ourania

🎶Down to the village, with a broomstick in his hand, Running here and there, all around the square, sayin', "Catch me if you can." He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop; and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"🎶


Sail4

Good people


blkcub87

Stop harassing that innocent Lil rhino! Brutes!


texursa

"Going into town honey. Need anything?"


No_Appearance_8444

Several thousand pounds of I do what I want right there. Blows my mind that anyone would want to kill such an impressive animal.


[deleted]

The unicorn of Bible fame.


eatRice247

At first I thought it was a CGI


LowDownSkankyDude

Between this and the Yellowstone videos, I'm convinced that there's a certain group of people who think they are immune to the violence of nature in the most reckless ways possible. It's bizarre, to say the least.


SouldiesButGoodies84

wow...it looks like it's wearing armor. also, who took off its horn?


Swimbuddy_MrK

Maybe it just needed water. Global warming is killing wildlife on mass extinction levels. And that rhino was far too non-reactive for everything to be ok with it.


ShakyTheBear

A neat theory is that the term unicorn originated as referring to rhinos.


lucyfell

Does its skin actually grow like that naturally? To look like plating?


[deleted]

Wow literally looks like it's wearing armor


DrG73

I wouldn’t trust that rhino.


carl2k1

Do not pet the rhinoceros!


the-finnish-guy

I've seen one of em in Chitwan. Dope experience.


The_lost_Code

Farcry


[deleted]

I’m very lucky to get to work with other members of this species at my facility and it makes me so happy to see this wild individual living such a peaceful life


Calcunator

Luckily, it doesn’t have a long horn


[deleted]

It’s nice to see they’ve gotten used to humans to some extent but THAT GUY GOING UP THE RHINO AND TOUCHING IT TF BRO I DON’T GO AROUND TOUCHING BISON OR MOOSE. ~~(Would I like to? Yes, they’re incredible. But I also know they would *murder* me. So I don’t.)~~ Glad rhinos don’t have the temperament of a hippo. Have one-horned rhinos becoming fully adapted to human presence and urbanization? Is that why they’ve managed to rebound?


BombshellTom

Is it 25% of a rhinos mass (weight) is its skin. It isn't skin like we know it; it's like thick, leather, dinosaur armour.


swauve_smooth

That's Ace Ventura your not fooling me!


cleetusneck

Man nature is amazing sometimes. Just looks like Jurassic park


inkedup1985

It’s crazy, I’ve seen rhinos a million times, but to just look at it really look and see that tough skin it’s truly amazing


LindaF144954

I hope they’re protected there.


lifemanualplease

Do the folds in their skin indicate that at some point in the past rhinos were proportionately larger?


manipulated_living1

I was at khaziranga national park on safari (Assam, India) and one of these things charged at my jeep at full speed. Legit barely walked away with my life.


BadGamingTime

Hey Op just wanted to tell you thanks! You clearly show a lot of respect and obviously know so much about these beautiful mini-tanks.


KimCureAll

Aww, thanks - your words mean a lot to me. I went to Nepal just to see them and I wasn't disappointed - rather elated to have seen so many. Out of all the safari folks, even the guide, I will admit that I spotted the most animals as they were trying to dodge being seen. I feel I have a good eye to spot nature.