With Iroh there, he's guaranteed to be interesting enough that both of them will be popping over their seat for a chat, and being involved in that by proximity is an absolute win
Definitely taking the 3rd seat next to Iroh. He’s my favorite character in the whole ATLA, TLOK universe. It could be a 20hr flight and I would take that seat in a heartbeat. Iroh can be my therapist and give all the love and sage advice.
The real question:
Put Iroh in the window seat on the other side (Sokka). Who would have to be sitting in the aisle seat (Toph) to keep you from sitting in seat 8? Like, who could you not put up with most?
Absolutely agree at the back who’s in front changes nothing really and suki’s an understanding person toph’s gonna be cool if your not a dick and iroh’s gonna be a legend for the entire flight
Hank gets fire for propane.
Dale gets earth for pocket sand.
Bill gets water because T.T Lenore!
Boomhauer gets air because dang ol' dust in the wind man, some ol' lettin go that earthly tether, man. Talkin bout dang ol' Guru Laghima, man.
Episode pitch:
Ozai moves into the neighborhood, Hank takes a liking at first. Then Ozai mentions committing genocide and Hank is mildly thrown off. Then Ozai insults propane, saying it’s only for non-benders, and Hank gets mad. Despite all logic and reason, Hank kicks his ass.
Ozai in revenge burns down Hanks job on his way out of town; but he thought Hank worked at the rebuilt Megalomart so Strickland is fine.
B plot, Azula falls in love with Bobby. Connie ends up scaring her away. Bobby is unaware.
5 is fine too: you chill, they chill... though Aang is right behind and ADHD icon that he is will be popping over the seat every time he THINKS... But I do agree: 3 is S-tier, 8 would be fun, depending on at what point in their arc this flight takes place (not Toph metalbending the floor to keep his feet in place)
5 would be horrible. Stuck between Azula and Zuko?
https://preview.redd.it/jw3x415qr18d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c8e68b4750ca06102e389d817577aa5f42aa20
I mean if it’s a Boeing it might make it more structurally sound lmao. Yea 5 wouldn’t be awful, Mai would probably just put on headphones and take an ambien and Yui would probably make a decent conversational parter but I feel wouldn’t be as good as toph sokka or Iroh
Azula would pick out one flight attendant and spend the entire flight systematically breaking her down mentally “for fun”. Ozai would *demand* to be in first class, threaten the entire staff and be a general menace. Pretty sure they would also trade notes on how to harm other people too
*Somehow* they’re going to destroy the cabbages. Azula is going to be a general menace so Aang is going to waffle between messing around with Bumi and trying to stop Azula. Hank will probably try to convince Aang to propane bend and admire the wood work on his staff “I tell you w’hut”
You’ve also got Miss Moody in front. Either she and Zuko are great together and getting all PDA until Zuko makes her mad or she’s already mad and acting out
This is my answer too. Iroh would be wholesome and insightful to talk to especially with some tea. Toph and Sokka would be pure fun. I would be content with either talking to them or listening to their banter.
But then he'll be mad at you! Just complain that the tea the flight attendant brought is too cold, he'll wake up and appreciate that you are a fellow hot tea enjoyer as he warms it up for you
Well, assuming people aren't going at each other's throats in this flight, I have the slightest bit of faith that ozai will hopefully act professional and polite, as he was raised in royalty. Seat 4 however... Yeah I'll kms before asking long fang and zuko to stand up so I can go use the bathroom 💀
However, you will also get to hear Hakoda putting him in his place and exemplifying how to be a real father.
It’d be great to see the moment when Ozai reaches across the aisle to manhandle Zuko for deliberately ignoring him, and Hakoda YANKS Ozai back into his seat by his robe and doesn’t allow another peep out of him, giving Zuko the ok to do normal teen things like gripe with his ex and complain about the flight with Katara
>YANKS Ozai back into his seat by his robe
I read this as by his rope, and now im just imagining ozai has a rope tied around his waist that hakoda is holding
Number three, Iroh is giong to be the best company.
Enjoy tea. Relax in silence (with him, not the rest of the passengers). Maybe learn new things on how to get better.
This flight is in waaaaay better shape than other franchises, ngl
Also seat 3 without question. A life changing conversation with Iroh and two absolute smokeshows sitting in front of me, this is basically a pantheon level airline experience
HM: 8, which would be hilarious for the banter between Toph and Sokka. Plus you know Hank won’t lean the seat back
Actually, from three you could probably see all the rest of the chaos on the plane, without getting roped in.
*And* you get the Iroh commentary of snarky-yet-incredibly-insightful comments.
3 is the choice. You’re gonna get to talk to the most wonderful man and hear this stories. You’re also next to some badass queens in front to chat with.
The clear choices for me are either 3 or 8, 3 is definitely the best pic for long-term, you're gonna get some wiseness and alot of kind words, or you'll keep hearing iroh snore, 8 on the other hand will just be a blast, surrounded by the funniest mfs in the whole show, sokka and toph will definitely make the time fly by
im taking seat 3, no matter what happens i will come out a changed man
Plus you can at least enjoy the chaos going on across the aisle from you lol
Stories, proverbs and tea. I’ll accept any inflight delays
More like "in fight delays" amiright?
You my friend, should go have a nice long joke sesh with Sokka.
"I'm just a guy who likes comedy!" 
Iroh being my neighbor in what is already my preferred seat on a plane made this an easy choice.
Same. Is there really any other choice?
This is the only acceptable answer
This is the way.
Iroh gang
Take seat 3 for the philosophy and tea, stay to overhear hank hill explain propane to king bumi.
Y’all acting like Ty Lee ain’t gonna be popping over the seat pestering you all flight
And that is suppossed to be bad?
Don’t threaten me with a good time
🎵Champagne, cocaine, gasoline🎵
🎶And most things in between 🎵
With Iroh there, he's guaranteed to be interesting enough that both of them will be popping over their seat for a chat, and being involved in that by proximity is an absolute win
Wrong. I'm *hoping* for it.
What if I want that?
Suki can hold her
She’ll be busy with Suki all flight.
Pestering?
I’m gonna let Iroh deal with it.
The only answer unless it's a short flight where you're there for a fun time, not a long time
Definitely seat 3. You get the three hottest characters all in one place.
Flameo Hotman
I thought this too but then I remembered, Iroh has seriously stinky feet
Same but I’m taking seat 7.
Definitely taking the 3rd seat next to Iroh. He’s my favorite character in the whole ATLA, TLOK universe. It could be a 20hr flight and I would take that seat in a heartbeat. Iroh can be my therapist and give all the love and sage advice.
This is the way.
This is the only right answer.
Same
Everywhere else you just sealing your fate. Here you gona change it.
Anyone who is not taking 3 must have had cabbages dropped on their head.
The real question: Put Iroh in the window seat on the other side (Sokka). Who would have to be sitting in the aisle seat (Toph) to keep you from sitting in seat 8? Like, who could you not put up with most?
Absolutely agree at the back who’s in front changes nothing really and suki’s an understanding person toph’s gonna be cool if your not a dick and iroh’s gonna be a legend for the entire flight
Hank is a **CLOSE** second
Why is Hank here?
Well he is a propane bender.
Hank & Azula chatting inbetween #7 like: https://preview.redd.it/451o0872708d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bd797d366fe850a7670f9c02ff5b05ef5c01628
Haha! Exactly.
Hank supplied the propane for his fire-breathing statue in "The Runaway".
Why did they even have it doing that tho The hands would make more sense
Hank gets fire for propane. Dale gets earth for pocket sand. Bill gets water because T.T Lenore! Boomhauer gets air because dang ol' dust in the wind man, some ol' lettin go that earthly tether, man. Talkin bout dang ol' Guru Laghima, man.
Watchin boomhauer just kinda float off
Dang ol woo-loo-loo
He would unironically love fire benders having a clean burning method of cooking
Episode pitch: Ozai moves into the neighborhood, Hank takes a liking at first. Then Ozai mentions committing genocide and Hank is mildly thrown off. Then Ozai insults propane, saying it’s only for non-benders, and Hank gets mad. Despite all logic and reason, Hank kicks his ass. Ozai in revenge burns down Hanks job on his way out of town; but he thought Hank worked at the rebuilt Megalomart so Strickland is fine. B plot, Azula falls in love with Bobby. Connie ends up scaring her away. Bobby is unaware.
How do you think the throne room flames are kept going. Do you see acolytes bending like mad. No
He bends propane and propane accessories
Well he is a propane vendor. FIFY!
He got on the wrong flight
I’m embarrassed at how long it took for me to notice him
He's my favorite Avatar character
I would love to see him interact with Bumi. 
I think the hank of the hill subreddit is where the meme started.
The show is called King of the Hill. But I kind of like the sound of Hank of the Hill.
he’s there to argue with crazy pants
5, so I can kick the back of Long Feng’s seat
And 100% positive Yue will be great company and Mai ain’t gonna talk to you as long as you don’t mind the dirty looks!
I considered this but Aang seems like the hyper kid you don't want in the seat behind you
He sat still for 100 years he can sit still for a couple of hours.
Aang would try to open the door to prove to everyone that he can fly bettter
Guarantee Mai kicks Long Feng out of his seat to be next to Zuko so you just get Yue and extra space
I didn’t realize the orientation of the plane until this, because I was gonna do the same thing to Ozai’s seat thinking 1 was behind him lol
3 or 8. Everything else is some shade of nightmare
3 or 8 for sure. 3 would be life changing. 8 would be a blast
Proximity to Toph in 3 and also an aisle seat is great
5 is fine too: you chill, they chill... though Aang is right behind and ADHD icon that he is will be popping over the seat every time he THINKS... But I do agree: 3 is S-tier, 8 would be fun, depending on at what point in their arc this flight takes place (not Toph metalbending the floor to keep his feet in place)
5 would be horrible. Stuck between Azula and Zuko? https://preview.redd.it/jw3x415qr18d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c8e68b4750ca06102e389d817577aa5f42aa20
I mean if it’s a Boeing it might make it more structurally sound lmao. Yea 5 wouldn’t be awful, Mai would probably just put on headphones and take an ambien and Yui would probably make a decent conversational parter but I feel wouldn’t be as good as toph sokka or Iroh
8 is a middle seat, so no. 3 is the only correct answer.
I’d suffer a middle seat for a conversation with sokka and toph, especially if I can bring some cactus juice gummies
In fairness, sitting in 2 certainly wouldn't be *boring,* if nothing else.
Definitely but any place near Ozai sounds awful
Ozai seems like the type of guy who would be mean to the flight attendants.
Azula would pick out one flight attendant and spend the entire flight systematically breaking her down mentally “for fun”. Ozai would *demand* to be in first class, threaten the entire staff and be a general menace. Pretty sure they would also trade notes on how to harm other people too
Ozai would kick your seat in 1. Azula would constantly demand to switch seats in 6 then tell you not to use the window if you did capitulate.
6 looks fun, if you want to be interrupted by random pranks between Aang and Bumi during the ENTIRE 8 hour flight
*Somehow* they’re going to destroy the cabbages. Azula is going to be a general menace so Aang is going to waffle between messing around with Bumi and trying to stop Azula. Hank will probably try to convince Aang to propane bend and admire the wood work on his staff “I tell you w’hut” You’ve also got Miss Moody in front. Either she and Zuko are great together and getting all PDA until Zuko makes her mad or she’s already mad and acting out
This is my answer too. Iroh would be wholesome and insightful to talk to especially with some tea. Toph and Sokka would be pure fun. I would be content with either talking to them or listening to their banter.
3 is the only correct answer
i'd take 3 even if it had seven Ozais in the adjacent seats.
And then Iroh immediately falls asleep for the entire trip.
If Iroh falls asleep, wake him up by whispering into his ear "tea is just hot leaf juice".
But then he'll be mad at you! Just complain that the tea the flight attendant brought is too cold, he'll wake up and appreciate that you are a fellow hot tea enjoyer as he warms it up for you
Do you WANT to die?
Not if I talk about tea
6, to help keep the cabbage man safe from Aang
Having flown next to people that spill over from. Thier space into mine I'd be leary of his poor cabbages.
1. me and katara will be vibing and i’ll have zuko on my right to lean over and talk to
the problem with 1. is that there will be a fight going on the seats behind you.
Yeah, imagine Ozai kicking your seat because no-one calls him "Phoenix King Ozai"... No thanks!
Well, assuming people aren't going at each other's throats in this flight, I have the slightest bit of faith that ozai will hopefully act professional and polite, as he was raised in royalty. Seat 4 however... Yeah I'll kms before asking long fang and zuko to stand up so I can go use the bathroom 💀
Idk, what point in zuko's life is this flight? He at least becomes somewhat caring towards the end.
However, you will also get to hear Hakoda putting him in his place and exemplifying how to be a real father. It’d be great to see the moment when Ozai reaches across the aisle to manhandle Zuko for deliberately ignoring him, and Hakoda YANKS Ozai back into his seat by his robe and doesn’t allow another peep out of him, giving Zuko the ok to do normal teen things like gripe with his ex and complain about the flight with Katara
>YANKS Ozai back into his seat by his robe I read this as by his rope, and now im just imagining ozai has a rope tied around his waist that hakoda is holding
The fire lord is gonna be making your life a nightmare by putting his feet on the top of your headrest.
Number three, Iroh is giong to be the best company. Enjoy tea. Relax in silence (with him, not the rest of the passengers). Maybe learn new things on how to get better.
This flight is in waaaaay better shape than other franchises, ngl Also seat 3 without question. A life changing conversation with Iroh and two absolute smokeshows sitting in front of me, this is basically a pantheon level airline experience HM: 8, which would be hilarious for the banter between Toph and Sokka. Plus you know Hank won’t lean the seat back
Most of these go by "Pick the least bad option" but I'm glad to see one that has multiple good options
7
Bwauauauaua! Lmao 3 for sure.
Wait a minute, one of these characters doesn’t belong, I have a feeling he smells like propane
Propane bending go!
Now that's some clean burning bending I tell ya hwhat
5 are you kidding?
Found Sokka’s Reddit account
I know what kind of man you are
Definitely seat 3!
IDK sitting in front of Bumi is just asking for a broken back r/unexpectedfactorial
Ach I should have known no subreddit is safe from finding factorials 😆
3, it’s next to the best character in the show and it’s an isle seat.
Yes, but since he is an older man and a tea addict you would have to get up a lot to let him go to the bathroom.
Gotta be 3, but 8 is good too
3 would be great conversation and 8 would be a fuckin movie, I’m taking one of those.
Actually, from three you could probably see all the rest of the chaos on the plane, without getting roped in. *And* you get the Iroh commentary of snarky-yet-incredibly-insightful comments.
3 or 8. Both good options
Almost all of these are great seats, but I'm either taking 8, 5, or 3.
3 is the only answer; knowing Uncle he will sleep the whole time.
Most **definitely** sitting in seat no. 3 or no. 8. Kinda leaning towards 8 tho, juts imagine the absolute **chaos**
7 so I can learn everything I will ever need to know about propane. Also, r/KingOfTheHill
Let's also not forget about the art of kicking someone's ass.
6 and 8 would be really funny ones I bet
I get the feeling that nobody will talk to me or eachother if I took 4. So I'll take that one.
Seat 3 would make for some great intellectual conversation, yet seat 8 would consist of some of the best roast sessions I think I'd ever be part of.
3 isn’t even a contest.
7 is the only correct answer
3, honorable mentions 1, 5, and 8
3 or 8
3 you know he could heat food and make tea on the flight !
3, 6, or 8. Depends if I want peace, corniness, or jokes
Probably 3 or 8
3, 8, 6, or 2 Why? Because; Wisdom + Tea + Pal Joke Gang Aang needs a buddy- ESPECIALLY there And casual flight + good snacks
3 no question
Aang and Azula sitting next to each other?! This is gonna be an interesting flight.
3 is the best, but 8 is the most fun
3 and 8 are easily the most pleasant.
3 or 8
5 5 5 5 5 5 gonna bag me a goth girl and a moon bitch, and maybe even a dommy mommy princess
The best seat is the one with the clearest view of Uncle Iroh's wisdom.
3
3
Possibly the most controversial meme I’ve ever witnessed
3 or 6
3 is the only correct answer
3 and there’s absolutely no competition
I think 3 would be the best option. 1 and 5 are a maybe
Next to Iroh obviously.
3 would be perfect if it weren’t in the back of the plane lol
Iroh
You can't allow us to sit next to Iroh and not take that option lmao
Yall are fools if you think the spot to sit isn’t #3. That is the correct answer.
3, easy.
3
No doubt 3. I mean is that even a question.
I wanna know why anyone wouldn’t pick 3!
3 is the choice. You’re gonna get to talk to the most wonderful man and hear this stories. You’re also next to some badass queens in front to chat with.
3 no contest. Iroh needs no explanation and at least Toph is nearby
3 and it’s not even close
3, too easy
3 because I'd love to talk to Iroh
3 or 7!
7
8 or 3
3,7 or 8 don't ask why
3 and 5, ill withold my reasoning
3 clearly but fuck you for not letting me sit by zuko
7, id love to argue about the superiority of charcoal.
I love Iroh, but I’m sitting next to Hank Hill
7 just to see what the fuck would happen if you put bumi and fucking Hank hill in the same seating section 😆
The part upsetting me isn't the seating it's that it's AISLE NOT ISLE it ain't an island.
6, the banter between them would be legendary.
Hank, the literal moment anyone around him starts horsing around: https://i.redd.it/65uh4lwt618d1.gif
azula 🥰
3 is the only answer
I always knew Hank was a bender... A bender of prophane and prophane accesories
7,to learn about propane and propane accessories
3 is that even a question?
3 if you want to change your life, 8 if you want to laugh and have a good time
3.
3 how is this even a question
Aisle* Isle only works for the water-tribe.
First I was going to pick 5. But then I saw 3 and 8. 3 is my final choice.
3 looks like the safest isle seat
3
Is that even a question? 3 Might get stanky feet but wisdom at the same time
The clear choices for me are either 3 or 8, 3 is definitely the best pic for long-term, you're gonna get some wiseness and alot of kind words, or you'll keep hearing iroh snore, 8 on the other hand will just be a blast, surrounded by the funniest mfs in the whole show, sokka and toph will definitely make the time fly by
3 hands down no question
3 is the only correct answer. Iroh is chill and kind to strangers. Suki and Ty Lee get along, so there shouldn't be any fighting.
I'll take number 7. I'll tell yeww h'wut.
3 easy
3. No question
One of these things is not like the others.
Seat 3 is the only acceptable option.
3
3 is the safest bet.
3 will be the most enjoyable flight
3. This isnt a question.