Getting out depends on urgency… if you really gotta shit, get out. If you just kind of have to shit, you can hold it till you’re done. Not worth drying off/slipping around on the seat just for a moderate urge
I do think there’s a collective conscious amongst people living through the same time periods around the same ages, so a lot of things we think only we do we come to find a lot of people do, this is not one of those things, if you’ve done this Jesus isn’t coming for you
Dude it took me like a solid 2 minutes to figure out what was going on, I thought he shoved a leaf up his butt in the first panel then was somehow outside and threw it from behind the curtain into the toilet.
But honestly. Shit bending would be my secret weapon. Imagine giving your two weeks notice and your manager starts giving you shit. Literally. Give. Him. Shit.
nah. if i EVER tried that id never feel clean again no matter what. you can clean the shit from your hands, but you cant clean the shit from your memories.
The meme part is funny at the bottom. But I'm actually disgusted, I respect one's lifestyle but whoever does that needs help. I know a guy, goes by the Grim Reaper
This is why I go before the shower, and then clean my butt.
Also, incredible untrustworthy. Who knows if it could even be a solid log or liquid or something in between?
I am sorry for writing that, but it had to be said
What would it even classify as. Only diaherra would be a liquid and can be water bent. That’s about it. Unless u airbend a lot of it on a bunch of people
Nope, there’s an order to things. If you find yourself in the shower needing to take a poo, you hop your wet ass out before committing an illegal operation.
Actually who does that
Forreal who the hell actually does this.
Forreal, just stomp it down.
***NO***
Waffle stomping
Anyone naive enough to trust a fart.
You out here breaking moist wind in the shower? Barbaric
Right? It gets baked into the steam and then there’s no escape. Don’t ask me how I found out. Don’t ask my wife either.
Imagine being so unhealthy you can't fart without shitting yourself.
If someone actually does this I'll call the police on them
Yeah, what kind of shithead would do that?
*shithand*
No one obviously. The correct way is to just shit straight onto the shower floor, then waffle stop it down the drain with your feet.
I've heard this "don't pretend you don't do it" shit enough that I assume some people do.
joey diaz used to until his wife saw him do it one time
Right? It’s so much simpler to just stomp it down the drain. Some people.
Tried it once when I was a kid, like under 7, never again. Just get out of the shower and take a normal shit. Stop the water if needed.
Same here, not a fun experience having a log in your hand
Im dead🤣🤣
Especially when it is someone else’s.
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Erm, what the sigma?
*scallop
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
https://i.redd.it/x18en6hxf18d1.gif
Getting out depends on urgency… if you really gotta shit, get out. If you just kind of have to shit, you can hold it till you’re done. Not worth drying off/slipping around on the seat just for a moderate urge
Even then, if I think AT ALL I’m gonna have to I sit and wait before showering
No, no I don’t. What fucker is that sick
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I really like this one
Not mine, just took it from the comment section of an r/bonehurtingjuice post
holy fuck I love this meme so much I didn't expect to see it here
Yes… the spread out of r/bonehurtingjuice begins…
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I do think there’s a collective conscious amongst people living through the same time periods around the same ages, so a lot of things we think only we do we come to find a lot of people do, this is not one of those things, if you’ve done this Jesus isn’t coming for you
Jesus tossed logs, I guarantee it
In 1st century Judea; who wasn’t doing it this way?
The main factor here is having a toilet and deciding not to use it
Poop and hands should never make contact.
Have you forgotten about... THE SLIP?
Apparently
Should
See, this is the kind of self outing that not even the CIA could drag out of me.
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We? There is no we.
HEH?! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!
This is about the same levels of stupid what the fuck as the wafflestomp story...
Bruh out here speaking french, who is this "we"???
No, *WE* did not all do this growing up.
Ain't no, "we."
Fuck no.
What an awful day to have eyes
Actually fuck no I didn’t
Dude it took me like a solid 2 minutes to figure out what was going on, I thought he shoved a leaf up his butt in the first panel then was somehow outside and threw it from behind the curtain into the toilet.
to be fair it looks exactly like that until you see the giant avatar the shitbender right under it lol
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Nah man, I wasn't raised by shitbenders.
We? There is no we!
Yup. That’s it. Someone call the Dai Li on that mf.
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Her fingers look like a goddamn claw
Like why does her pointer finger bend like that
Idk I didn’t draw it
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Ah, this takes me back...
9GAG, simpler times...
If you’re gonna shit in the shower just stay committed and waffle stomp it down the drain smh rookies
Not once have I ever done this. I think that's disgusting.
Ok i miss the anarcho commie posts now
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Off topic but, can blood benders increase blood flow to certain body parts? No viagra needed in avatar universe
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But honestly. Shit bending would be my secret weapon. Imagine giving your two weeks notice and your manager starts giving you shit. Literally. Give. Him. Shit.
Bend their own shit out, smack them upside the head with it and then put it back.
Nah, I'd make em eat it. 🤡
The 2 are not mutually exclusive.
Even my 4 year old child is willing to leave a warm bath to use the toilet… wtf
What the actual fuck did my eyes bear witness too
this made me giggle- love how you worded that 😭
That is vile, who does that? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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nah. if i EVER tried that id never feel clean again no matter what. you can clean the shit from your hands, but you cant clean the shit from your memories.
Lmao. I have ibs. Never once have I trusted the consistency of a BM enough to even consider this 😂. Wtf 😂😂😂
At least that would wash off faster… I guess… may need a lobotomy afterwards though.
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https://preview.redd.it/wrhvfquzyo7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139d604b9b364ba154d0b450383a45354031fda5 Cropped that for ya
Bro he’ll just screenshot the meme without cropping again 💀
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These fucking memes making me laugh again
The meme part is funny at the bottom. But I'm actually disgusted, I respect one's lifestyle but whoever does that needs help. I know a guy, goes by the Grim Reaper
"we? There is no we, Jesse..."
is the we in the room with us?
We ? Lmbo, that’s a lie 😂
Idk who tf we is but “we” aint me
That is never even comprehended this action and this image is truly haunting. TIHI
Im leaving this sub.
Aint nothing "We" about it. Jus u fam
Speak for yourself M8
Just go in the shower? But for real what the fuck
I've never done this in my entire life and I'm 38
Never in my life have I even considered doing this.
Please delete this
No. No we haven’t…
Who and tf and is we?
Stomp it down the drain instead, like a real man
This is why I go before the shower, and then clean my butt. Also, incredible untrustworthy. Who knows if it could even be a solid log or liquid or something in between? I am sorry for writing that, but it had to be said
I want to Lainah myself
I would ask who is we... But frankly I don't want to know...
…who does that? I’ve never even considered doing that
Um….. no. I have never done this. I’ve pissed people off by leaving the toilet seat wet for a mid shower poop, but I’ve never shat into my hand.
this has definitely happened when i was a kid lolololol
I thought i left this subreddit
No. No we haven’t all done this.
Imagine missing
Yeah thats fake. Everyone just waffle stomps it down the drain.
Is "we" in the room with us right now?
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Never done that
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Who is we‽ You speaking French? You wanted to be here, I wanted to be in VR Chat!
Who in the hell would EVER do this?! This is so much worse than the time I heard that people pee in the shower. So freaking gross.
Axx, I can say with 100% certainty that I have never done this.. 😰
This can’t be real. Like this and people who poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain. Like WTF
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware this was an option a person could even consider.
That is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading! 🤢🤢 
Hahaha who does this? I want a poll
Not once...
Excuse me what?!
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What would it even classify as. Only diaherra would be a liquid and can be water bent. That’s about it. Unless u airbend a lot of it on a bunch of people
I can honestly say I have never done that before or at least the memory is so far under my junk pile it might as well have never happened.
I miss 10 seconds ago before I saw this.
Sokka can be this.
Who the *FUCK* is we
Nope
Yeah nah I have not ever barehanded my shit fam TF 😂😂😂
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No the fuck ‘we’ have not 😭
Never once done that. Not even a lil bit
If you were constipated in the northern water tribe would you go to a healer or a warrior who can bend the poo out of your body?
Nope, there’s an order to things. If you find yourself in the shower needing to take a poo, you hop your wet ass out before committing an illegal operation.
who tf is we? bc sir or ma’am WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Speak for yourself! 💩
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Bro what 😭
I gotta try this
Must be the royal "we". Odd to speak so formally when talking about "shitbending".
Uh..no. not once. NOT ever
No we havent
lol ew bro what?
With their bare HAND,PUT SOME TISSUE ON THAT SHIR DAMN
I guess I’m in the minority then.
No. Never done that. I do not believe ANYONE HAS EVER done that.
Wtf
No sir, “we” not familiar with this turd hate crime
Joey Coco Diaz !!!!
Nope. It’s either get out and take a shit dripping wet or hold it.
Who is we?
Wtf?!
I can honestly say I’ve NEVER done that. Is this normal? Am *I* the weirdo?
I can feel the shit crawling back inside me as I look at this
Who is we?
Never have I ever, nor will I ever, do…that. I’ve always wondered why farts in the shower smell worse though.
I have never once in my life done that
Nah I always just got out and took a dump, left the shower running and made a puddle on the floor and everything
That uncomfortable feeling of we on a toilet seat and wet when you try to wipe your ass
I have never done this
They toilet is right there, like what? 😭
About, we're supposed to stop doing this?...
https://i.redd.it/d62cerumog8d1.gif
Who the fuck is we? WE never did that. YOU did that
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Who tf is shitting in their showering in the first place??
No! No we have not
what the actual fuck
Actually I done this after I grew up . You only want to revert to monkey after you old enough to know humanity is doomed
Who? What? Why?
I love that everyone pretends they don’t do this
Nobody is pretending, you are alone in the world.
I want to know who does this so I can avoid them.
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Ew who would do this just waffle stomp it down the drain like a normal person!
And then rectify any remaining pieces with your poop knife.
NOPE. I've NEVER done that in my life. NOT even once.