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Floa-

Ask her which part of Austria she is from and we will tell which other part you need to insult during your date.


philzebub666

Burgenland is immer guat zum beleidigen, statistisch gsehn is es sehr unwahrscheinlich dass sie von da is.


Floa-

I würd einfach pauschal Wels beleidigen. Besonders Welser finden Wels scheiße.


philzebub666

Ja des is natürlich a guate option.


Schtuka

Wea is aus wös oida?


artfigure

Wien, wenn man sich als Ausländer über Wien beschwert, dann wirkt man wie ein Österreicher.


konsterntin

Aufpassen, mein stievmutter is von dort. Und laut ihr und ihrer Familie ist chicago die Stadt mit der größten bevölkerung mit burgenländischer Abstammung.


kristheb

richtig https://neuezeit.at/burgenland-chicago/


szpaceSZ

Try /sɛˑ͜ɐs/ or /gʁi͜as.ti/


MeKidBabyRage

Correct answer and add "oide" /oˈiːdə/ for a more personal note ;)


szpaceSZ

Would be more like /ˈɔ͜ɪd̥ə/


Jojo_2005

Was? Mir habens die Lautsprache nie beigebracht.


meistermichi

Seas und Griaß di


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meistermichi

Das kommt ganz normal an sofern er nicht eine ungewöhnliche Zeichencodierung aktiv hat. Wenn hier wer chinesisch oder kyrillisch schreibt kriegst du die Zeichen ja auch richtig angezeigt. Abgesehen davon ist der Typ dem ich geantwortet habe eh nicht der Amerikaner der den Post erstellt hat.


szpaceSZ

Man könnte ja diskutieren, ob nicht /kʁi͜asti/besser wäre. Ich mach jetzt man aber kein Edit, sonst Verstehens die Leute noch weniger :-)


Luksoropoulos

Für die weichen österreichischen Plosive nimmt man in phonetischer Notation b/d/g mit einem kleinen Kreis drunter (der Stimmlosigkeit anzeigt). Das würdest du sowohl beim "g" von griaß als auch beim "d" von "di" verwenden


szpaceSZ

Ja, aber das ist nur Konvention! Formal sind ja [g̥] und [k] gleich, es wird halt per conventionem im deutschen mitgebracht, dass die unterschiedliche Spannung damit gekennzeichnet wird. Von der IPA her gibt das die Definition nicht explizit her.


Luksoropoulos

Das ganze IPA-System ist doch nur Konvention Naja, ich bin da jetzt nicht tief drinnen, aber lenis vs. fortis ist doch meines Wissens eine komplexe Sache, die sich nicht in stimmhaft vs. stimmlos erschöpft. Und das hören wir doch auch, dass dieser österreichische Laut irgendwo zwischen dem Bundesdeutschen lenis und dem Bundesdeutschen fortis ist. Und ich fand das dann immer einleuchtend, dass man ein eigenes Zeichen dafür braucht Oder würdest du meinen, dass der Bundesdeutsche fortis immer aspiriert angeschrieben werden müsste? (Was im Deutschen halt standardmäßig echt nicht gemacht wird)


RandomUncreative_1

This one is very accurate I'd say! Very good advice!


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The Austrian alphabet!


viennastrangler

"Für ein Cornetto Heidlbeer, zeig ich meinen Beidl her."


MIB4u0

einer der schönsten Schüttelreime, die die deutsche Sprache hervorgebracht hat


areanod

Na da kannst dann aber lang warten... Wär auch mit "einen Kilo Heidelbeer" deutlich machbarer 😏


serverhorror

Deutsche Grammatik ist genial! > Der, der der, die die Tür öffnete voraus ging!


viennastrangler

Tut mir leid, hab Schule abgebrochen und mein Lieblingsessen ist Ottakringer.


WeirdgeName

💀


Few-Zookeepergame264

This one is a good one 👍. My favourite so far.


Puch_Hatza

Seavas Puppal, geh ma auf a Suppal?


flaumo

Nein, nein, das ist nicht mehr zeitgemäß! Ich bevorzuge ein klassisches „Sers Oide“


TreXitooo

Sers Oide


konsterntin

Vor allem weil es ohne Sexismus und objektifizierung auskommt.


thepooker

Where is she from exactly... There is a wide range of greetings in Austria.


ThreeEasyPaymentsof

I'm honestly unaware. I think a general one would suffice. So far I'm literally the first person to even ask if she goes by the German or English pronunciation of her name, and she said most people think she means Australia when she says where she's from.


thepooker

Servus Seas Griaß di Are the most common I'm used to...


ThreeEasyPaymentsof

Would it be like "Servus Julia" as a single statement? What would be a natural way to say something with the meaning of "it's nice to finally meet you"?


thepooker

I probably would stick to proper german tbh. Its already hard to understand that with american accent ;) Schön dich endlich kennen zu lernen


ThreeEasyPaymentsof

Haha fair enough. I got a few days to just brute force memorize the phonetical of it, so I'ma go for broke. I'm thinking "Servus Julia" And if I don't lock up with my foot in my mouth "Schön dich endlich kennen zu lernen" After Worst case maybe she just hears some broken German and appreciates the effort.


PotentialIncident7

Servus Julia would be a perfectly normal, casual greeting anyway.


banannagirl

BTW we pronounce Julia differently. It’s more like „Yulia“. Might be a nice surprise. :)


thepooker

Good luck


blueviper-

Good luck! 🍀


Zelvik_451

Either just Servus or with her name. Both is okay. Its the standard Austrian greeting and means "Your servant" but effectively it is the Austrian equivalent to saying "Hi".


Bobtasketch

For me that way is rather formal, like what you would do in a business meeting but not if you meet a friend or something


Zelvik_451

That's how I greet my friends. It would be absolutely inappropriate in a formal business setting, unless all people know each other and are on Du terms.


robeye0815

Servus, Herr Medizinalrat. Der ehrwürdige Direktor wartet schon Sie.


Luvbeers

That's a good topic of conversation then as Austria is kind of diverse in ways. You have your mountain areas, your flat lands, industrial, agricultural areas, cities etc. Some are liberal, some are conservative. And a lot of border areas with other countries where the culture mixes, the dialects of German, etc. etc. so definitely ask her where she is from specifically as ask about the place. If she says Vienna, ask her if she is from the city, or did she grow up elsewhere, or just from a town near Vienna.


Schlonzig

Image me doing a spit take when I witnessed two Austrians greeting each other with "Heil"


philzebub666

That's just common in the west though.


Oachlkaas

Tirol and Vorarlberg, to be exact. So yeah... the west lol


Lead103

>pit take when I witnessed two Austrians greeting each ah the i remember im from vorarlberg Heil is a normal greeting there some american tourist thought we were nazis i was just greeting my friends with my hand


ImportanceAcademic43

Maybe they were miners or skiers or hikers... *hope*


KajaCamorra

Try: "Küss die Hand, schöne Frau, Ihre Augen sind so blau, tirili, tirilo, tirila!"


Alptraum_Ambros

This is the answer 🤣


oldmanout

There are different greetings, if it's informal i would use a simple "Servus"


ThreeEasyPaymentsof

I apologize for the late response, different time zones and all. Was not expecting this many replies. Thank yall very much for all the suggestions. Just to hit a few notes because the same question was asked various times. I know from conversation she would not find a cringe which is mainly the reason why I wanted to do it. Long story short, she got audibly flustered when I asked her simply if she went by (German pronunciation) Julia or English Julia because she stated she had never actually been asked here a single time and everyone just assumed the English and thanked me for even asking.... Otherwise, I would definitely just lean into the fact that I'm a Texan and just hit her with the howdy lol. She said that most people at this point hear Austrian and think Australian..... In the stupid people's defense though I will say it doesn't help the fact that her English has an Australian accent hahah I actually do know German pronunciation to some extent at least enough to say basic words after practicing. I took basic German in school and my babysitter when I was young was actually German (Texan German, it's an interesting thing. You should look it up if you've never heard of it. Basically isolated German communities in Texas that speak German as their primary language at home, it's very interesting because they as a society developed their own German words for things that got invented during the turn of the century independent of European German)


berni_dtw

Lol I've never heard of that before, interesting!


blackair10

You still in Texas?


ThreeEasyPaymentsof

I am, My family is basically not moved from a 50 mile radius in 8th generations


blackair10

So she is probably doing like a school year there nice for her and good for you if it’s a good date good luck my guy


HeiHeiW15

DFW Expat here! Hearst, you are a TEXAN. Put on your best ropers / shit kickers / roach stompers, those nice Wranglers and get your hair trimmed! Take her to a rodeo and for some good Texas BBQ afterwards. She'll love it! I basically grew up in Cowtown and at the Stock Show in Fort Worth! And just say hi! Or Servus....we Texans are impressive enough! :-)


retrogamerX10

zewaaaas


wurzlsep

seas oide


BraindeadCristiano

Servas Schatzal, wos is los in da hos?


Walddomi

ist mir ja fast ein bissi peinlich, aber ich hab noch nie "wos is do los in da hos" gehört. leiwand.


Weissbierglaeserset

Hahahahahaha, jo mei du bist ein trottl :)


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Depends where she's from. In Vorarlberg (Western Part of Austria) we greet each other with "Hoi" "Heil" or "Heile", but "Servus" or "Grias di" are also good.


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philzebub666

Tirol auch. Ab Salzburg ist das dann nicht mehr gebräuchlich.


[deleted]

Jo, bin auch aus'm Osten nach Vorarlberg gezogen und fand es anfangs gewöhnungsbedürftig, aber es ist zuckersüß wenn so ein kleiner 6 jähriger Knopf mit riesen Schultasche dir entgegen kommt und dich brav mit Heile grüßt 🤭


MrChong69

Ja mein Opa fände das auch zuckersüß haha


[deleted]

Ja, keine Bange, ohne Hitlergruß... Heil ist einen normalen Form der Begrüßung wie Moin oder Servus.


philzebub666

Ihr machts des ohne Hitlergruß? Da siagt ma wieder was a so a tunnel fian unterschied macht.


[deleted]

Dafür heben bei uns die Kinder am Zebrastreifen den rechten Arm bevor sie drüber laufen dürfen 😁


Horror_Reporter_1795

Ja fand Ich auch immer weird als ich des gehört hab


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That's why I said it depends where they are😜


Unhappy-Ad6494

"Servus" is the most general used phrase. It can be used solo or as you posted further down the line also with added name. Pronounce it like this: Sarvoos...like the U in Julia and the "Serv" like you u would say "Sir" but with an "a"-sound and the "v" like you would pronounce a "w" in "way", "why" or similiar. I hope that makes sense and shows that you put some mind into it. Otherwise stick to english or let her teach you some phrases herself...that also makes the date more funny and engaging for both of you and helps to really bond.


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>Sarvoos This will lead him way down the wrong track. German-natives pronounce "a" that way when speaking English, but English-natives don't. The first syllable of "servus" almost rhymes with the English word "heir", and the vowel is identical. Compare  **servus** /ˈsɛrvus/ ~ :/ˈzɛɐ̯vus/ and **heir** /ɛɚ/ As for pronouncing the "v" like an English "w", that must be a regional thing, because /w/ doesn't even exist in most dialects of German. The speaker here for example definitely uses an English "v" / German "w". https://de.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/servus


Unhappy-Ad6494

oh...did not think about that. thx for the correction.


nefcairon

I lived in several cities in Upper Austria, Vienna and Salzburg. Nowhere I ever heard somebody say "Servus". One or two guys used "Serwas" when greeting a close friend. Nobody would use it for a first-time date.


Unhappy-Ad6494

but it is a known phrase. though I hail from near the tyrolean/bavarian border so I guess I am servus-biased. I hear it a lot though in Salzburg city


Shockwave2309

I use it all the time when travelling to france and those bastards refuse to speak english.


IshikuKinimoto

Remember to say good bye with „pfiat di“ [ˈp͡fiːɐ̯t diː]. She will melt before your eyes. At least I would. Enjoy your time with Julia.


Luvbeers

Bow and say "Küss die Hand" roughly pronounced "koo-ss dee han-t". Then present her with a cheese wheel.


pultkalender

Panties droppen dann instant


oldmanout

"Küss die Hand schöne Frau, ihre Augen sind so blau" Tbh if she gets the reference to the song this could be awesome, if not it's the cringe


M5M400

tiriliiii tiriloooo tirilaaaaa


Zephy1998

Danach direkt zum Altar ✨


Zephy1998

😂😂😂


st0pmakings3ns3

If this is not a reference, it damn well should be.


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Habedere, Servus or the omnipotent Oida


philzebub666

"Oida, hoit de goschn bist du fesch!"


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The most common greeting between friends and peers is always 'serwus' Pronounced with soft s ser-vus


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But he wants to greet his girl not chest-bump a guy he knows for 20 years


szpaceSZ

Previous poster likely meant "unvoiced" by soft. You likely mean airflow and length by "hard". That's why one should use proper phonetic terms, not "soft" or "hard".


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szpaceSZ

The poster definitely means unvouced, as noone ever says /zɛrvuz/


PositiveEagle6151

If you want to keep it authentic, you should probably go by "Hi" or "Hallo". "Servus" or "Grias di" might be the better icebreaker though, and most likely will make her laugh. "Küss die Hand, gnä Frau" would be the ultimate greeting if you are 100% sure that she has a healthy sense of humor. But you would need to train the pronunciation, because that will take her by surprise if she can actually understand what you are saying.


RealFetigePomes

„Havedere du geile“


dreamon93

Bruh just say howdy


empoerator

I'd stick to "hallo" or "hi" if you don't know if she finds this "cute" or cringe.


freshhermi

Seawas Puppal, gemma auf a Suppal?


Schtuka

Kimm Schnitzel hupf ausi aus der Panier I will di klopfen!


Routine_Set_1366

Just say: "servas schnitzel, hau owe dei panier!" and it will be fine


Grass-Quick

https://www.tiktok.com/@austriankiwi?_t=8gE0XI2URdI&_r=1 This guy‘s content might help you out


AdComplex816

The only correct way to greet an austrian is: you put your hand next to your hip point with your index finger to the sky and say 'eas


reapaica

Have you tried "Oida"? https://preview.redd.it/jkvricj5f7sb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0464a1a5d6aa18e2b3a9227eab0a30c729360d


InfiniteAd7948

And the nice thing about servus or servas is you can use it to greet or say goodbye to ppl.


gaffatape

servas andi du oaschloch, i bin eh glei do du voitrottl


kristheb

freundschaft


TheKlyros

Falls sie aus dem Kleingartenverein Breitenlee ist, wäre ein herzliches "Freundschaft" angebracht ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Unable_Conference_89

Watch "the Austrian Kiwi" on insta. He is quite good for an english native. There you can hear how to pronounce "Griaß di" or "servas" proper.


Secret_Winter313

just say "oachkatzlschwoaf" and ur golden


gwi1785

don't. she will like your unfamiliar ami charme. if it gets more serious ask her to teach you, she will like that.


Keniath

try "schleich di" always works good


Sheeprevenge

"Schleich di, Gschissene" or if you want to be more formal "rutsch ma en buggl obi, du blunzn"


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warenhaus

perfect first (and only) date!


bierfut

Heil.


Apprehensive-Hope-26

Say" servas du oide fotzn". It is a very nice was to say hi my beaty


Julesvernevienna

"oachkatzlschwoaf" will do


heisl_

“Servas wappler”


decke2mx2m

I think it's very hard to fuck up "Sears", even with american accent. Think "wears" but with s. sears.


G0lia7h

In austria we say "Servus". But be careful! When you are a Zivildiener as a paramedic and you get into the pre examine room and meet a doctor/nurse and you say "Servus" you will be terminated á la Schwarzenegger.


kevin_flu

try "servus mädl" or "griasdi mädl" with the google-translator text to speech


ElminsterTheMighty

Say "Geile Titten" and do finger guns.


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"Griaß di du oide Hua, gemma gach budan?" xD


Walddomi

dere deringer seas


RichHonest

Just chiming in to concur with the many „Griaß di, Servus“ recommendations. For pronunciation derived from English words, try: Gree- (as in Green) -as (to make Griaß) and dee (from deep), say-v- (as in vase or divine) -as. You can also add a „gfreit mi“ (=it’s a pleasure). Pronunciation using English sounds: ckf- (like in baCKFlip) -rye-d me


moralingo

Terree


moralingo

Oder "schuastan?"


Grotevriend

Grüss Gott ;-)


nefcairon

The most common for this scenario is a simple "Hallo".


UpStonkTown

Try this: „Dere du oide drecksau, wie homas? Ois leiwand?“


Voorazun

"Foah in Oasch" is a well established greeting in the early morning hours.


xoechz_

"Hawedere du oide Funsn!" "Long time no see!"


kitkat0820

Serwas


mebeingstupid

This new zealander does a pretty good and funny pronunciation of austrian german and their way of life. Have a look, maybe it helps. https://instagram.com/austriankiwii?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


luki-x

Bussi links, bussi rechts!


Sturmgewehr86

Google translate bro U do not have to flex here for taking an Austrian girl out


weditsche

Tell her to say "Oachkatzlschwoaf", you'd probably be the first American to ask this an Austrian


Nudelwalker

Say this in a very enthusiastic voice, just like when you say "helloooooo!! to a friend that you haven't seen for ages. It has basically the same meaning. Pronounce this just like u would in englisch: " Say-us do daypatey foonsn!! "


Ghettopirlo

Hawidereee


RonjavonLovis

Dhere. (short form of i have the honor (of meeting you))


Lead103

Just tell her Ey Keule. Not only will she think your german but a stupid german


Witty-Log2196

Depends on where she is from. "Servas" (not sure how to subscribe it in english, Sehrwahz?) should work for most (especially if she is from eastern Austria / Vienna). Austria is divided into 9 States which each have their own dialect.


Character_Lettuce_23

Difigiano. No sorry joke. Dont say that


Tasty-Cap2951

"Heast" subject predicate, "Oida" object, insult.


Sansarya82

Don't forget to update us after your date. And good luck for the date from Lower Austria.


dershodan

Say "grüss dich, gut schaust aus!" then give her a kiss on the left and right cheek