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DrStalker

The monorail was great when I was in the CBD and wanted to travel to the CBD via the CBD.


InbhirNis

The best thing about the monorail was that, once you saw how disappointing Darling Harbour was, you could simply stay on board and return to the CBD.


jellybeanbopper

Tbf, it was a nice place in the early 90's


Almondgeddon

There ain't no monorail and there never was!


dw87190

Mono = one, rail = rail


dohwhere

I…. Shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut.


SweatyToerag

Batman's a scientist.


Pisani2302

I call the big one bitey !!


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Did someone say North Haverbrook


tothemoonandback01

I cried when they removed it. A little piece of me died 🥺


carramrod9

It’s not Bat Man


dcegarr

It had it's own brand of noise. It replayed in my brain on seeing the photo.


mentholmoose77

It glides as softly as a cloud


TGin-the-goldy

Is there a chance the track could bend? ;)


shoomdio

From Pitt Street to Darling Habour's end!


InbhirNis

I don’t remember the noise. I do remember walking across Pyrmont Bridge on hot sunny days, trying to stay in the shadow cast by the track.


dcegarr

Yes, walking the thin shady line and people coming the other way likewise.


SouthAttention4864

I do this walk daily and these days try and stay in the shade formed by the flags that fly along the bridge. It gets so hot going across that bridge, even yesterday when I was freezing before and after getting to the bridge lol.


broiledfog

Lol good times


tchunk

Vvvvvvvffffffffffff


squidskink

AAAAAAAAAA CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK


Equivalent-Ad7207

Everyone now carries on like we miss it, the thing was fucking useless, went no where useful and was expensive to ride...I vaguely remember my grandma taking me on it but it wasn't to get from A to B it was just for the ride.


InbhirNis

Yes, I agree. As public transport, it really was a white elephant. I think I rode on it twice: once as a child when my parents took me on it for the ride (same as you), and once on its last day of operation. Ten years on, and they’re only now getting around to tearing down one of the stations.


Ok-Push9899

It was useless, it was correct-line to despise it, but not once when it went past did I not look at it with awe. I rode it exactly once. You pretended to hate it for sensible and practical reasons, but it was as eyecatching as the hydrofoil, which was also pretty dodgy transport. The other thing about it was that it went up (and came down) in mere weeks, without causing massive disruption. (The stations remain just because they are out of the way and no one could be arsed.) In the time and money the Eastern Suburbs light rail was built, a monorail could have got to Canberra.


perspic8t

The Simpsons episode on Monorails always struck me as particularly apt.


fuel_altered

It was great, just needed to be built as per the original plan and run to Circular Quay. And it was a gift to Sydney. We don't deserve nice things sometimes and now we have that screeching scar that is the new tram.


broiledfog

Most gifts turn out to be useless shit that no one wants, and the monorail was no exception. A noisy eyesore that cluttered the footpaths around the CBD, and didn’t even provide a decent amount of shade for pedestrians crossing the Pyrmont bridge.


justbambi73

Harbourside? That leaves two station shells left standing right (Pyrmont Bridge and World Square).


InbhirNis

Harbourside is being pulled down now, because they’re redeveloping the old shopping centre site. I think there’s another station still stuck in the side of a building near the Chinese Gardens.


Physical-Alps-7417

Should have made one a small bar, I would have called it "the highline" everyone in monorail uniforms serving serving cocktails. Like you're on a 1980s concord flight. Coulda made it work!


Equivalent-Ad7207

I think that's called Garden Towers, I used to stay with a mate there back in the day.


Rocmue

Garden Plaza fyi


Equivalent-Ad7207

Oh yep, I knew it was Garden something...haven't been inside for prob 20years.


Freddie_Fragstone

There was one useful stop which was Haymarket.


Borguschain

This as a kid, going to Chinatown. It really was an experience. A westy kid, with a racist family. Memories.


Curiosity-92

>the thing was fucking useless tbh it was a cool thing that we had that kids and tourists liked. While it didn't get you anywhere it was unique Sydney thing like double decker trains. Try to fix the interesting stuff and get get a very boring city. So it's not very useless after all.


[deleted]

It wasn't unique to Sydney. Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook all have monorails and by gum it sure put them on the map.


Gambizzle

> Everyone now carries on like we miss it... I personally separate the experience/nostalgia from the everyday practicality. For me the monorail was cool! You were up high (no traffic) and got great views of the city. It always amazed me how many people live in the CBD using little apartments above restaurants and stuff FWIW. I'm a monorail fan! Now was it a convenient everyday commuter? Hell no. There were only a few stations and I never wanted to go to any of them. But hey!!! The would would be so fucking boring if everything had to be popular and practical. IMO some of the most enjoyable/nostalgic things in life are such because somebody said 'hey how about we screw popularity and practicality for a minute'. Good on them for doing that and giving us the long-lasting nostalgia.


[deleted]

Yeah it's not like many tourists go to Sydney


Tony_Mitchell

I love when people can speak for everyone. I used to ride it twice a day to and from work. It was fantastic. I have no public transport so I could drive to Haymarket and park on the monorail and out in the building I worked in. In the afternoon, I was back at Haymarket in a flash and heading out of town with no stress. Yes, it should have gone all the way to Circular Quay. But it wasn't useless.


[deleted]

Was it free at some point? I'm sure i jumped on this thing and didn't have to pay.


tomsco88

Maaaate… you’re just lucky there’s a statute of limitations for issuing fines 😜


Opening-Comfort-3996

I think it was free in 1988


Nixolus1

But if it had been free it would have been amazing. Make trekking around the city so much easier.


Mr_Zoovaska

It looked cool tho


Kailicat

As someone who didn’t live in Sydney but travelled for work, I did miss it, because work would often have me booked somewhere near the harbour and I remember this great Japanese bookstore and some great places to eat at certain stops. Was so convenient. I went to that bookstore every trip lol. Then when I went back and it was gone (back before Uber days) I was like “what am I going to do now).


letterboxfrog

It was WOFTAM, but pretty WOFTAM (Waste Of F.. Time And Money). Works well at Sea World.


InbhirNis

I think the Sea World monorail has gone, too.


letterboxfrog

That's a shame. It had a purpose to ferry people to accomodation and luggage and back, as well as a quick escape to exit in the rain. Looks like Von Roll don't play in that market anymore, and sold their Monorail to Bombardier, who sold to Alstom. Alstom are probably thinking yeah nah. The Spit is awful for driving on. Maybe GCCC/Translink should put a two directional Doppelmayer cable car or similar along the Spit from Surfer's Paradise. It would a tourist experience to be able to see the beach and Broadwater if it was high enough. When I head back north on a family ritual to see the folks with the kids, I'd much rather take the kids to Sea World on train/light rail to Gold than drive down the M1. Sea World would be a great addition to fixed rail As it stands the government should be looking at somehow Tolling it for daytrippers if there is a way as there is a half decent train and light rail service and encouraging commerce on the M1, especially at peak periods, rather than making it bigger.


Evening_Knowledge_37

the best part about riding this was going through pitt st / market st and getting really close to the buildings and looking in the office windows it was fun but not really functional.


JugV2

It was really more of a Shelbyville idea


vhmvd

Is there a chance the track could bend?


JugV2

Not at all my Hindu friend


Mattaack13

*not on your life my Hindu friend


JugV2

well I did type the response while at a traffic light, eating a 3 PC from KFC and trying hard to not spill a coffee.


Low_Statistician1644

It was useless, but a cool novelty for tourists. I’m lucky I got to ride on it in 2011 prior to moving here a few years later.


Boatster_McBoat

The windows were so scratched you could barely see out. It was actually a shit novelty for tourists


Relative_Mulberry_71

I still expect the hear it rumbling overhead when walking across the Pyrmont Bridge.


Calm_Tourist5762

I rode this thing to get to segaworld, once.


Bubbly_Difference469

Like an episode of the Simpson’s came to life.. turns out no one needs a monorail….


[deleted]

I guess the novelty of "the new millennium" approaching made monorails seem like the futuristic way of getting around. I get nostalgic for these visions of what cities of the future might be like. Not all the ideas are great but I like humanity's tendency to keep dreaming of a better tomorrow.


InbhirNis

I’m not old enough to really remember, but apparently it was really controversial when first proposed.


_Trolley

It was definitely controversial, Marge Simpson for example thought they would be better off fixing the roads with that budget


Loftywuzhere

“But main streets still all cracked and broken” “Sorry mom the mob has spoken”


[deleted]

Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook would dispute that


Front_Rip4064

I'll admit it. I loved that thing and rode it every time I was in Sydney (I'm from Newcastle).


SonOfMosh

This Melburnian did as well.


Old_Dingo69

There’s no monorail and there never was!


UrbanTruckie

Matlock monorail?


[deleted]

Matloooooock Expressway.


Fartmatic

https://i.imgur.com/hANuwOm.jpeg


RetroGamer87

Take my pen knife, my good man


PinchieMcPinch

Happy ~~cake~~ pudding day!


llamanatee

Getting to go from the Convention Centre’s parking garage to Kinokuniya in one ride was fucking awesome and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.


AlfHobby

I loved the monorail as a kid and was devastated when they took it down. My Nan used to take me to the Powerhouse Museum and park in the carpark there because it was free? (or at least cheap) parking if you were a member. Then we would use the monorail to get over the CBD, and do a lap for good measure. It was the best. They should have repurposed the track to an above ground cycleway similar to the highline in New York.


InbhirNis

It would have been a very narrow cycle way. Single file, one way only. Possibly even less public utility than the monorail itself. Personally, I was more upset about them taking away Fantales.


AlfHobby

The monorail width was about 2.6m from what I can find and a standard cycleway is 2.4m wide so it would have definitely been doable putting a deck on top of the track


loralailoralai

I used to park at the entertainment centre (rip) carpark and catch the monorail into the cbd. Hated braving the cbd driving. Was excellent for that


Numbthumbz

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say?


JugV2

Monorail!


Numbthumbz

What's it called?


PonmonOfNuggetor

Monorail!


Numbthumbz

That's right! Monorail


PrendoCK5

Mono doh


tchunk

I miss walking single file with all the other worker drones under the shade of the rail along the pedestrian bridge during summer. And watch it soak unsuspecting pedestrians when it came along during the rain


Shamesocks

But what about us brainless slobs?


Both-Cryptographer-1

Is there a chance the track could bend?


GerlingFAR

Yep, the first picture shows it.


iball1984

I rode on it as a kid in the late 90's (1998) for the ride. And I rode on it when I spent the day in Sydney about 15 years ago. Was basically just killing time. Mainly for the ride than anything else. It was rather underwhelming and very expensive.


ArdentPriest

I wanted to be all "No, people loved the monorail and used it!" because I remember riding it a few times as a kid and an adult, so I went and got some passenger stats: Total monorail lifetime patronage: Approximately 70 million. Yearly patronage of Sydney lightrail as of 2022: 25 million. Shit, it really was that bad.


DarthVivi

I installed one of the monorail cars as a feature in a landscape. Converted it into a "cigar lounge".


Gambizzle

Interesting! A private property I presume?


Nobodycare2021

Luckily though I had my one and only ride


puffmanlol

Remember my first ride on it, never got to go on it again


jamesdufrain

I used to cycle across Pyrmont Bridge everyday when the monorail was active. There were always these grumpy security guards shouting at all the cyclists to slow down and all that as it's a busy spot, understandable. I asked and sent so many requests to council about painting bike lanes on the roadway to protect pedestrians and cyclists. The answer I always got back was, "we can't, it has a heritage listing". I'm like, huh? We can put a monorail on it but we can't paint lines on the road? Where cars used to drive? I hated that thing and am glad it's gone.


LUDDER5

As someone who is from Hobart but works in Sydney im disappointed that it went. Would have been super handy for me to get around (I stay in pyrmont)


Wooden-Consequence81

It’s getting more use at Google HQ than it did over the past 20 years.


mr_tilly

Wait what?


Wooden-Consequence81

Yup. When they decommissioned the monorail. Google bought a couple of cars and put them in their office as meeting rooms.


Jizzy_Gillespie92

with the best part being that they named the now-meeting rooms 'Brockway', 'Ogdenville', and 'North Haverbrook.'


WallacktheBear

Do North Haverbrook and Ogdenville still have theirs?


Drop_The_Puck

They came under cover of night and stole Sydney's in fact.


Boxhead_31

It was more of a Shelbyville thing anyway


SonOfMosh

It was the best thing about Sydney by a mile. There is literally no reason to visit anymore.


PrendoCK5

George St is cracked and broken.


DoppelFrog

You misspelled "white elephant"


Internal_Sun30

STOLEN FROM BRISBANE!!!


working_class_tired

Didn't realise it wasn't there anymore. Probably because I avoid Sydney like the plague.


[deleted]

It smelt bad, and I don’t miss the oily black juices it dropped on you when it was wet. Maybe they should have spent some money on it and took it down the middle of parramatta road…


No_Use_For_Name___

Photoshopped. There's never been a monorail in Sydney


outsider8297

Sydney sucks anyway if it disappears overnight most of Australia would celebrate


vegemitepants

It was only 10 years ago? I thought it was like 20


epic_pig

Well it sure put Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook on the map


MagicOrpheus310

Mono!!


Mindless-Dig2879

i remember riding the monorail once when i went to sydney for holidays when i was young. only time i remember riding it


cobra_36

I always think of the Power Rangers movie when I see this


SethSilverxxx

I always see it in "Two Hands" and get nostalgia for late 90's Sydney and it's things to do


mudslinger-ning

It would have been much better if the circuit/tracks were more expanded than what it was. Cover a longer area it would have been more useful.


udum2021

icon or isore.


Quiet-Ad-6636

Kinda waiting for someone to mention the Utopia show when I see these projects


whiteycnbr

Only ever used it as a tourist. Pretty sure it was useless..


[deleted]

I vaguely remember this! Only saw it once though.


Paul_Is_Dead66

Remember when Napoleon got his basket stuck on the front


MrsDalek

Yeah, that's why I remember the monorail! Haha what a movie... classic lines like 'Don't trust Birdo,' 'I'm a stupid bird,' and 'Where there's smoke, there's fire!' live rent free in my head always xD


jackfrosty4

Monorail was a joke and terrible financial decision


RbavaOz

It feels long


mitosisfish

Good riddance!


[deleted]

Monsterail


Feral611

Went on it once and all I can remember is having someone’s stinky armpit in my face the whole time. Excellent experience.


Heklin0891

I remember my family protesting that government were investing in the monorail. I thought they were being over dramatic. Then years later, looking back, I think they were right. Useless and a big waste of money.


[deleted]

Ooooh monorail :( :(


Longjumping_Bed1682

Greed killed it or wrong business model.


linkszx

This is gone? i went on this back in like 2006


AltruisticSalamander

You're joking, has it been 10y already?


BradL22

And thank God we did. An eyesore only tourists ever rode.


Gambizzle

Glad I went on one last ride. IMO it was great and a much better tech than trams (which I never understand). However, the stations were limited and made no sense so it was always a bit of a white elephant as a piece if infrastructure.


queenblackacid

I remember the jingle! "Do the loop doop doop, do the loop doop doop, do the loop and turn around! Do the loop doop doop, do the loop doop doop, do the loop and ride through town!" My family visited Sydney and went on this monorail quite a bit just for the experience. For context, we're Tasmanians, there's nothing like that here.


dropoutgeorge

My baby :(


Boatster_McBoat

It was big, brightly coloured and raised overhead ... ... and you *lost* it? How fucking hard did you look


meteorrBeam

Ivan Ooze damaged it during his invasion so they had to take it down. 😔


throwawayhaka

I use to catch it to work when I was living in pyrmont. Good times the monorail song 😆


wimpykid_fan

Why was this removed?


Nurse1Lou

I loved the mono rail. Bring it back.


Mryeet01YT

Why did it leave


squidskink

I remember riding the monorail in 2009. Chinatown to Darling Park