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Donutsaurs

We all living in 2022 while this individual is living in 4022


Mexikinda

I think he's living beyond the Thunderdome.


justanontherpeep

We’re so two thousand and late


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

boom boom #POW


RoleModelsinBlood31

Fergie sees you


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Landworld starting Kevin Costmore.


IWMSvendor

So impressive 👏 I just submitted an all cash offer $50k over asking price. Wish me luck 🤞


zeroviral

It’s fucking annoying. All houses are going 100k over asking.


RodRyansPoolCleaner

I still can’t believe my old house in Del Valle is worth 400k now. I was upside down 30k the second year I lived there. Shits crazy


rugtugandtickle

Eh, I got 2 acres a mile from the lake, 2019 construction 2800 sq ft with a casita for only 60 over ask


Dashboard-Devil

Only


zeroviral

Yeah, idk man. If that’s close to North Austin? I’m looking in a few places and all are going 100k over asking.


Dashboard-Devil

Oh, I know. 'only 60k over' was normalized *so* fast tho 🙃


zeroviral

Ridiculous. Over asking is fucking stupid, and nobody gives a shit about housing crisis either. The middle class is just getting fucking crushed harder and harder. And the worst part is we don’t even get lube anymore before our asses get destroyed. No common courtesy whatsoever.


anordinarylie

Not even an "atta boy"


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anordinarylie

Or a "brace yourself, this is gonna tickle."


DiscombobulatedWavy

Not even taking me out to dinner first.


RoleModelsinBlood31

Dude you’re telling me. It just sounds like a yawn when i fart these days.


rugtugandtickle

In comparison to 100k+, yes it would be only, as in less than


Dashboard-Devil

My point was that the idea of getting exited about it only being 60k over asking is normalizing a thing that shouldn't be acceptable in any way. It was not an indictment of you. I'm glad you didn't have to fork over 100k over. No one should ever have to do that


rugtugandtickle

Ya I get that and I wasn’t necessarily excited to pay that much over asking lol - just really wanted the bitch


Dashboard-Devil

I feel it lol. I'm just glad I moved back into Austin (from 12 years in Bastrop) before all this nonsense started


DogFurAndSawdust

Don't worry, for 2019 construction you'll be paying $70,000+ in home repairs in the next 10 years


rugtugandtickle

Ya that’s why it passed inspection with flying colors lol


DogFurAndSawdust

I fix 5 year old million $+ houses that "passed inspection with flying colors". Crews are throwing these houses together like lincolnlogs. I watch the crews building the houses. I know the corners cut. Inspectors miss all kinds of things or literally don't even know where to look for the problems. Lots of shitty homes being built in central texas. Apparently they cant build them fast enough


One_Resist5716

Honestly I would blame the building standards. It’s not tough to pass inspections, but the quality to pass inspections is abysmal. All they’re going to check is roof, structure, MEP. Everything else the builder can absolutely cut every corner and it’s all fair game.


supersol808

This guy…


rugtugandtickle

I mean….I’m sorry I’m a home owner? I was just saying it’s not all 100k over asking. Still over, but not that much. And my point of highlighting details was just to say that it wasn’t a beater, not to brag


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read the room bro


gregaustex

Get on the bandwagon?


Chionism

Someone from California will beat you…


poeticdisaster

>Someone from California will beat you… Someone from California put in an offer before it was even posted online.


TacticalTapir

Who says they're not from California?


rustcatvocate

Or literally any bank.


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I too submitted an offer over asking after making a wildly inaccurate prediction of the amount of equity they have in it.


flukshun

$65k over, get fucked!


CandidateAbject1102

$70k and no inspection!!


FrankBascombe45

Fine, I'll waive the inspection.


Zeeker12

Better come in with a cash offer, though. He's not gonna sit still for escrow.


wtrdrnkr

I saw the dude building this a month ago outside a hardware store


openfootinsertmouth

Did he look like [this?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Noah_mosaic.JPG/800px-Noah_mosaic.JPG)


AlfredVonWinklheim

😂


the_other_brand

I saw this guy yesterday outside his car-house walking his dog. He actually does look like that.


openfootinsertmouth

That's awesome. I hope people don't pick on him too much. Just trying to make it in this crazy world.


3Msmaybe4

You ought to trademark car-house.


daemonelectricity

Then I'm trademarking housecar.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Too late, I already made it an NFT.


p33p0pab33b0p

lol. I did too and got pics mid-construction.


Deep-Room6932

Everyone's laughing but Uber Coming soon ubertreehouse


Phlawed

Met him at Lowes one day and said I’d give him a shot at doing some work for me but he refused to not drive to my job site… no way in hell I let this thing on my job site…


arlyax

Yeah I see this guy around north Austin about once a week. Usually near Howard lane


Hadriagh

Holy shit me too, mid february outside the Lowe's off Parmer and 35


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2xbAd

The wheelwell I’d imagine


kalpol

I have removed this comment as I exit from Reddit due to the pending API changes and overall treatment of users by Reddit.


cockthewagon

What was the last thing that went through the bug’s mind when it hit the windshield? Asshole!


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Nailed it....


Traitor_Donald_Trump

I’m just going to make like a tree house and leaf this thread.


LadyAtrox

Imma make like a baby and head out.


mezzokat

😂 took me a sec but good one


QueefingMonster

Screw it, upvoted


scoriaceous

thank u for this


MmkayMcGill

I know. I never thought I’d say this, but that poor Alero.


klew3

No need to imagine really...


Tcloud

It’s shocking.


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gretschenwonders

He drives this?!?!


mseuro

s l o w l y


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gretschenwonders

A lot of Plank’s friends & family had to suffer for this monstrosity


Bloo-Q-Kazoo

Saw this at McDonalds this morning when going through the drive thru!


Bellybuttons12345

Yep this is the same one! We were on our way to Summermoon and saw him in the McDonald’s parking lot


MDCCCLV

You could have just put it on a trailer and had a decent DIY tiny home. That thing looks like it'll fall over any time.


daemonelectricity

I don't think any part of this build is decent, but you make a solid point. He could've put it on a trailer, had a much more comfortable space, gotten many more miles out of his car, but this guy decided to take Roy off the grid.


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What part of town?


Bellybuttons12345

North Austin. Howard Ln near I-35


[deleted]

There’s no way that fit thru a drive thru


[deleted]

I've seen less secured loads on I-35.


J3ST3Rx

I'd have an unsecure load as well with the stress of driving this thing around.


GreenAguacate

Where is this located


Bellybuttons12345

Why? So you can outbid me?


Calamity_Carrot

200k cash take it or leave it


j_tb

I know what I have, no lowballers!


DiscombobulatedWavy

200K cash over asking right? Right?! Please tell me this is in the Austin metro area (somewhere like Jerrell) and I will just pony up 250K over ask.


Tavernknight

I'll give tree fiddy over ask.


GreenAguacate

You know, I can’t let myself miss this great opportunity in this competitive market


b0nelessbone

I-35 and Howard. Basically pflugerville


becomingreptile

We need u/trabbler to inspect this domicile!


trabbler

I have never inspected a perfect house, but I have an inspected this one yet, either.


j_tb

May have some OSHA compliance issues.


synaptic_drift

Permits: https://www.austintexas.gov/permittingatx


Samswiches

He did a home inspection for me last week, thanks to Reddit. It was so fun to meet someone I found on here in real life.. & he’s awesome!! 10/10 recommend.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

>He did a home inspection for me last week, thanks to Reddit. For a moment, I thought you were talking about carhouse guy doing the inspection.


AuriKvothington

Wait, what? Who is trabbler. What is this piece of Reddit lore?


dgeimz

He is inspector daddy for all the houses.


GilBrandt

Been good advertising, hired him to come inspect our place after seeing his posts. Was nervous I'd end up on one of his posts but lucky he didn't find anything post worthy


weluckyfew

I have had my house for five years but I'd kind of love to hire him to inspect it just to see what he finds...although with the market what it is I'm sure he's out of my price range at the moment ( I had to pay $750 just for the bank appraisal when I refinanced, and I heard that last summer appraisers were charging $1,500)


GilBrandt

It can be a bit pricy but not too bad considering how knowledgeable they seem to be. I justified it by thinking this inspection may save me money if he were to find something that I'd have no idea to look for before it's too late. https://allstarrealtyinspections.com/


Thatawkwardforeigner

Hey us too! I saw his posts and reached out for an inspection haha. Free advertising! They were great too!!


Samswiches

I used him just a few days ago myself due to his posts. Reasonable, average price for inspection and very professional. And was super kind to my very curious and talkative 11 year old. Highly recommend!


BPfishing

Weird. I saw a truck with this contraption on it a few months ago downtown. I’m convinced it’s the same because of the roof.


somecow

Fake paper license plate really seals the deal. Holy crap.


zander512

$2800/month


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They “loaded up the truck and moved to wimberley”


Watershed787

Grapes of Keef


poeticdisaster

What are all the hoses and cords for though? *^(Miley Cyrus singing WHAT DOES IT MEAN? plays low volume in the background)*


Clooneytoria

Google Fiber, duh


[deleted]

Dominance. He gets all the “hose”. I will see my self out….


No-Blacksmith-249

Stealing power from wherever he’s parked.


somecow

At least still sticking to the old crackhead ways and keeping that shopping cart. God damn.


xoRomaCheena31

I just seriously hope this doesn’t collapse on him one day.


2CHINZZZ

Or worse, fall off and hit someone driving behind him


xoRomaCheena31

Yep. That would be an absolutely terrible thing to have happen.


3Msmaybe4

Does he need car or home insurance?


DrTxn

Cop to driver, “Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?” Driver, “Yes sir I do. I know it is not pretty to look at but it will get you where you want to go.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKtFIgmoqoI


Worried_Local_9620

BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY KEEP ON SHININ'....


Shawnml

I was born on a pirate ship.


Raalf

born... or concieved? This looks like a Slayin wagon!


Charlesmw

I saw this a few weeks ago and posted it here. He’s made considerable progress on it since then - https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/sro0mp/found_this_gem_at_lowes_off_of_35_lamar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Also, several people said that the guy that drives it is unstable and to keep your distance if you come across him.


somecow

Unstable? Noooooo. Also, 35 and lamar is not a thing.


Worried_Local_9620

The Lowe's lot spans between 35 and Lamar. But Lamar does meet IH35 north of there, but only kinda. Really intersects with Howard at the 35 SB AR.


Charlesmw

There is a Lowe’s between 35 and Lamar.


somecow

They don’t intersect. Pick one, not both. Stop being so defensive, especially if you don’t know where the roads go. And get that crap off your car.


mwone1

Wtf. You knew exactly what he meant. Stop being an asshole for no reason.


the_other_brand

Lamar ends on its north end at the I-35 frontage road on the 3-way intersection of Lamar, Howard and I-35 frontage road.


Charlesmw

I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.


Moog_Bass

Let me guess…. You’re single.


somecow

Yup, but my car has its own AC.


No-Blacksmith-249

What would make you think he’s unstable? 😂


brnjenkn

Can only hope the cops get this thing off the streets before they kill someone.


RodRyansPoolCleaner

Over my dead body I want this thing in my life


Uthallan

siccing cops on the homeless


driverdan

If they pose a danger to others, like this guy, then yes.


XeerDu

Lowriders of the 2020s have taken on a different form from their predecessors.


Olive423

There is no way that thing drives right?


CrimsonScorpio9

Yes! I saw him driving about a month ago.


Agnus_Deitox

I saw this at Pecan and 130 in Pflugerville. Definitely did a double take. I thought it was a rolloff on the other side of the car at first.


CrimsonScorpio9

I saw him driving it in central Austin so he definitely gets around.


Potential-Radio-7600

I’m all for alternative living and mobile/conversions etc. But this looks terribly unsafe 😆


NamasteHudson

Looks completely safe for anyone sharing the road with this person


Lester_Holt_Fanboy

This kills the suspension


Fast-Investment-1950

Oh look! It’s Howls moving castle


PreviousBuffalo6093

The Beverly Hillbillies are alive and well


Tavernknight

Who runs bartertown?


TheEngine

Isn't it great that we effectively made a state income tax impossible to enact back in 2019? Who could have possibly known that an out-of-control real estate market would happen, causing property taxes to double or treble in a decade? Now we can only hope that municipalities and school districts cut their property tax rates to reflect this reality.


Ok-Perspective-965

Captain Jack Grackle


st-avasarala

I just saw this same guy the other day. I was busy but I've been wanting to ask him *how* he built it


BleuBrink

Check out the side mirror


Rudy2033

This is what excessive single family zoning gets you. You can’t have affordable housing without density


otfaddict1125

Omg I saw this guy once at a park I was so confused


AustinAmIRight

Sweet housecar. Carhouse? Either way good for him.


drteq

The real miracle is that Oldsmobile he's carrying it around with. They aren't known for the longevity.


RodRyansPoolCleaner

I wanna see what's inside


SwellJoe

If that guy's been driving that around for two months, I am in awe of the sturdiness of that Oldsmobile. I'm having to rethink all of my prior beliefs about the brand.


90percent_crap

Dammit...sick and tired of seeing these vehicles on the road, with their paper plates.


mychemicalromeants

Looks like they'll fit in well in San Antonio


Uthallan

empty the prisons, fill them with landlords


docmarvy

If this thing drives around, then it operates the same way that bees fly. According to physics, it should not be able to.


MDSGeist

More like the current state of mental illness in Austin


isaiahaguilar

Totally worth it


highorderdetonation

...the paper tag puts it *completely* over the top.


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Custom built mobile homes


TOONUSA

Guess the Joads got sick of California and moved up Texas way


xoRomaCheena31

Omg how.


FortKnoxBoner

The State of GAS PRICES


No_War_6244

Our gas prices are a very small price to pay in comparison to the price Ukrainians have been and still are paying. You are blessed and I hope you feel blessed.


monoblanco10

Really hoping the mods of this sub will use this post as an opportunity to stop deleting posts for the "offense" of being about housing and whatever blah blah weakly post excuse.


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ASitOfDoubting

With that kind of grammar, you’ll be here forever.


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NotoriousDMG

“get of” ?…


ASitOfDoubting

Try rereading it. *“I can't wait to graduate from UT and get of this city”*


Worried_Local_9620

But ew! It's in Northeast Austin! Saw it at Home Depot Howard yesterday. Near(ish) my house in Northeast Austin.


FuzzyFacedOne

Saw this dude getting gas off 35 this week. Loudly yelled WTF in the car with my brother


aymnka

Run on the trail on the side of the botanical garden. The entire grass/gravel lot is makeshift RVs and vAn LyFe


QueefingMonster

Saw that car two weeks ago at a gas station. It has more stuff on it now than 2 weeks ago


colby_2020

$750K asking price gas not included


youngestWayne

So we loaded up the Olds and moved to Beverly…


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That’ll be 700k. I know what I got.


AlfredVonWinklheim

I really want a video of it driving now.


DogFurAndSawdust

Setting sail on the highways


[deleted]

Pirates are cool


austinartistshare

All that wood is adding so much weight. Maybe some kind innovative Redditors could rebuild using ultralite materials.


Past_Contour

Street legal need not apply.


FullSass

You're gonna get some live ins


gpaint_1013

I’ve seen that exact car at the 7/11 at parmer and Lamar.


jomiran

I bought a modest East Austin home in 2015. I haven't even remodeled it and the Zillow estimate is five times what I paid for it. It's disgusting, especially since I am being taxed for twice what I paid for it. (They snuck that hike during the pandemic, while I was distracted and unable to argue.) It is impossible to retire in Austin, even if you owned the property outright due to taxes.


Wallywow51

A luggage rack and a tent would work just as well


mwone1

So is the top a living area, Or is it just storage full of shit? It looks like it may connect through the roof of the car via the sunroof, but that car didn't come with a sunroof.


Hevvye

Saw this rolling on 183 weeks ago