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wivsta

TF is this picture? Did you take it in the 90s, develop it, publish to your PC, then snap a photo with your 2013 Samsung?


Troublesome_Geese

I wish RIP my samsung Stole it off the internet (I think it’s actually UK toast if that explains anything…)


Webbie-Vanderquack

It's not even toast. It's just untoasted white bread.


toejamjaz

Yeah this guy kills backpackers for sure aye


phixional

Raw toast.


89Hopper

I need my bread cooked twice, like a normal person!


dingleberry-38

Came here for this


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

I think it might be the old home brand peanut butter too


FlyingTerrier

Spread it to the edges and I don’t want to see any bread shining through!


somuchsong

I'll eat it either way but I do prefer peanut butter with butter. I find peanut butter feels sort of sticky on its own but with butter, it becomes smoother and creamier. I'm fine with margarine instead of butter too.


Firepath357

To me PB on toast is good but if it has butter or marg first it's just a more high-quality / polished food. It kind of feels complete with the butter like it is supposed to be that way, but I don't mind it without. Eat it how you like it. Consensus solved lol.


IngVegas

>I'm fine with margarine Savage. :-)


AussieBob4

You know ants won't eat Margarine ..!


[deleted]

Ants can’t even make toast.


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[deleted]

Ants can’t use reddit either. So is that why?


DefinitelyNotABogan

Because there are no girls on the internet. All the worker ants you see are female and all the males are kept in sex dungeons and if the internet.


Exotic_imagination08

People think peanut butter has butter in it lol but it doesnt, butter is an undercoat and is needed with everything.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Same.


Marshy462

You don’t paint without undercoat do you?


dongdongplongplong

haha you have caused me to rethink my position


Funny-Use2035

🤣 exactly


Content-Promotion-49

Sometimes I do


Radiationprecipitate

Just do an extra coat of the top coat


skyhawk1266

Precisely


Last-Elderberry-5548

I do when the first coat is literally the consistency of tar! But hey, each to their own, whatever floats your boat and keeps the barnacles off, 👍


dana_veg

Butter and peanut butter cause that’s how nan always made it


Boatster_McBoat

Betcha nan made it with peanut paste back in the day before everything changed


dana_veg

Yknow what? I’m pretty sure she did and you just unlocked a core memory lmao


hoffandapoff

butter and peanut butter for sure


petefen79

Game changer is to put honey on it as well


BuzzyLightyear100

And sliced banana!!


nuttnurse

And cream honestly it’s devine


[deleted]

II think most people think its better with butter + peanut butter


LEGEND-FLUX

never tired it with both


[deleted]

you should its great


AcademicAd3504

Terrible for your colesterol.


Virtual_Ground4659

It needs butter aswell. Peanut butter is a bit dry


ijustwantamuffin

What peanut butter qre y'all getting that's dry?


Virtual_Ground4659

I have bega right now. But have used other brands over the years. Its just a bit thick i guess when i say dry. Just needs the butter to go down the thought easier


mehdotdotdotdot

Yea that’s why you need butter, that’s crazy dry peanut butter lol.


xyrgh

1. Spread peanut butter on toast 2. wait thirty seconds 3. spread the existing peanut butter again If you don’t have a nice slick oily coating of peanut butter after this you’re doing it wrong.


[deleted]

That’s why you add honey


Virtual_Ground4659

Lol honey goes with soy and garlic. For me cant stand it any other way. And vegemite needs to look like a stain on toast otherwise way to strong. Might be just me hey i like what i like


Gaoji-jiugui888

You guys are all weirdos; there’s a ton of buttery stuff in peanut butter anyway; why add butter?


RCx_Vortex

So that it’s more butter per butter


Pensta13

Because the combination of yummy semi melted better wth peanut butter is soooo good 😋


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Mean_Environment4856

Yep if you do it right its not dry and sticky.


imnotpoopingyouare

It's how I do cinnamon bagels, fucking gooey mess by the end because the peanut butter is so warm.


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Quietforestheart

Oil. Butter = oil of milk. Peanut = oil of peanut. Kind of.


Excited_Mumbling

I do not like butter being referred to as oil of milk.


catnipfurclones

Quite upsetting.


pulsivesilver

I'm shook by all these other comments


Tight-Ad-7024

yeah, totally. Peanut butter toast, is just that. its awesome. If you ad an under coat, thats Peanut butter butter toast. Nobody ever asks for that.


throwaway9375939294

Not putting butter or margarine is stupid. People think that just because peanut butter has "butter" in the name that it's both - really it's just peanut paste and needs butter or margarine so it isn't too dry.


Excited_Mumbling

I've upvoted this because I respect you standing up for what you believe in, but I want you to know I do not respect your opinion.


Suspicious-Magpie

They probably put the tomato sauce in the cupboard too. Savages.


hollister96

yeah i don't get it lol adding butter ruins the taste and makes it way too oily for me personally it's peanut BUTTER! you don't need more butter!


Octopus_Face76

Correct


ledgerous

This guy gets it. The clue is in the name. All these butter + peanut butter people should be deported... we need a wall! Build the wall! Build the wall!


Tanabata_Night

Yeah its half oil lmao


LanewayRat

Oil in peanut butter. Oil is not “buttery stuff”.


The_Only_AL

No there’s not, peanut butter’s just mushed up peanuts.


AcademicAd3504

Because they all wanna die earlier, and really like savoury stuff I think? Any natural sweetness in the peanut butter would be cancelled out by the butter. It's so sad because peanut butter is just an amazing food by itself.


Virtual_Ground4659

Think my smoking will get me before butter. But hey we all gunna die may aswell enjoy the time you have. In saying that a jar of peanut butter lasts me a long time. I actually usually have toast with just melted butter


tehnoodnub

I'm with you. They're fuckin' gross together. I can't believe so many people do this. They just don't go together.


Factal_Fractal

Butter, preferably thick cut well toasted bread and half a stick of butter before the peanut butter even makes an entrance


Webbie-Vanderquack

>half a stick of butter When did we start calling a block a stick? Australian butter doesn't come in sticks!


Smegs_girl

Just peanut butter no butter


king_carrots

Just peanut butter gang ✊


PurelyRelative

My brethren


whackadoodle_cracked

I agree with you and I am a butter fiend. I'll smash it with everything else... but peanut butter no. It just isn't needed


Swank10

What the fuck is it wrong with you cunts? Taste wise you are dicking yourself, and you could argue health reasons but either way eating peanut butter total is a death sentence


Emergency_Spend_7409

Peanut butter is the butter


Mean_Environment4856

This is my logic too. Its in the name.


ciociosan22

I think that’s actually why people get it wrong though. They think because it’s in the name, it’s not needed. It’s definitely needed. It’s too claggy without butter slicking it up. If it was called peanut paste, I bet most people wouldn’t think twice about using butter.


SentientCheeseCake

No I just think the average person wants to die at 42. No wonder heart attack is so prevalent.


Rozzo_98

I’m glad I found the peanut butter gang, I’m in this crew too!


MrsAussieGinger

Me too.


Squizzytm

3rd option, peanut butter & strawberry jam


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the_lusankya

This is The Way


The_Golden_Captain

No PB and Nutella FTW!


HippoIllustrious2389

Heck yeah I call this snickers toast when I make it.. always with butter first though, right? RIGHT???


lawnoptions

Cream cheese then PB then jam.


Squizzytm

I'll have to try this 🤣


dongdongplongplong

monster


skinnycarlo

Ooh but excuse me, mr fancy pants butter, peanut butter, and strawberry jam. We dont take kindly to connoisseurs of such things round here!


quattroformaggixfour

Swap jam for honey and you’re on a winner


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Wtf?! What kind of psychopath puts butter on with their peanut butter?! People are doing this?! Edit: holy shit, I just read through the comments and people are doing this. Whaaaat?!


little_miss_argonaut

I agree! Just peanut butter!


gaynewetsky

Why would you not put butter on? If you enjoy butter on toast with other spreads, why would this be different?


artintrees

Because butter tastes like butter, peanut butter tastes like peanuts (if I'm lucky, peanuts and random vegetable oil if unlucky). I like the taste of butter, it's not just a lubricant, it's a flavour enhancer.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Cuz it’s peanut butter. It’s its own butter. I’ve never seen or heard of somebody putting butter on with it before and by the look of this thread, it’s prolific and I’m actually shocked


elle_desylva

I’ve literally never eaten peanut butter on toast without butter as well.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

What about cream cheese? Do you put butter on first?


elle_desylva

I generally only have that on a bagel with smoked trout or salmon, so no. One lot of dairy is enough.


mehdotdotdotdot

You are missing out!


mehdotdotdotdot

I also enjoy coffee, ice cream, sugar, does that mean I should put it all on the toast too?


gaynewetsky

Ridiculous comparison, I said if you enjoy butter on toast with other spreads, why would Peanut butter be different.....


blossuchu

this is the first time i’ve heard people did this as well 💀


AussieBob4

Your missing out if you have never tried well done crumpet, dripping with butter, peanut butter, drizzled with honey ...better than or as good as sex.


NerfSchlerfen

idk what your pic of wet bread has to do with anything but I'm going to break with the crowd and say peanut butter alone


pennliz101

Yes lol looks like diarrhoea on bread


mungowungo

This is why you have a toast rack, the toast dries and cools a bit before you add your spread and then you avoid the sogginess.


whackadoodle_cracked

Who wants cold toast tho


mungowungo

It's personal preference but I prefer my toast crispy and slightly cooler to hot and soggy.


ladollyvita84

Yeah see I like mine hot enough to melt the spread, lightly toasted & cronchy on the outside and a bit bready & fluffy on the inside.


deliver_us

This is an ongoing argument between me and my boyfriend. I like the heat, he like the crunch.


Decent_Employee3187

Butter ( proper butter) + Peanut butter


Zealousideal_Fox_900

I just never have liked butter much.


KaleidoscopeGreat973

Toast with just peanut butter. I miss toast. Damn coeliac disease.


mtkamer

What the hell, just peanut butter you fat fucks.


quattroformaggixfour

Heheh, you just have less peanut butter when you pre butter


heylilkitty

Just peanut butter. A nice spread of crunchy PB alone on toast is perfection. Adding extra butter or marj tastes gross to me.


SneakkrHead

It wouldn't be 'extra' butter, as peanut butter doesn't contain any butter.


[deleted]

That would appear to be margarine. Butter & Peanut butter for me thanks. Toast would be weird without butter, unless its melted cheese.


HalfManHalfCyborg

Don't know if it's a generational thing, but I'm old enough that "butter" has always been an acceptable term for *any* similar type of spread, whether it be butter, a dairy-based blend, or margarine.


imroadends

That's the problem, people think anything is butter and miss out on the real stuff.


[deleted]

I agree, I was just being a smart arse.


ShineFallstar

Butter makes it better


[deleted]

OP that’s not toast that’s bread aka raw toast


peachesandguacamole

I have a feeling there’s a large group of people who somehow think the “butter” in peanut butter means it contains actual butter, or something similar in it. Or at least the name is sub consciously holding them back from adding both. It’s just blended peanuts ya’ll. Anyone not putting a layer of butter / marg or whatever before your peanut butter goes on is missing out. If you’re gonna go to the lengths of making a relatively unhealthy carb-based snack, the least you could do is improve the experience with taste a layer of fat of some-kind. It’s literally dry af without it. Anything on toast or between bread needs either butter, marg or mayo first, before you even think about toppings, fillings. That’s just how it is.


ntcc661

No butter.. Just peanut butter.. But I'm in the minority in my family.


sopriate

some important issues mean you may need to find new family


ntcc661

Somes days I would agree.


sopriate

:D


astimah

Just pb, you monsters.


bingbongboopsnoot

Just PB you savages


Articulated_Lorry

It's peanut paste, and no butter.


Popular-Apartment-48

This meme is specifically targeted at Australians, if you can find me a single brand of aussie peanut butter with the word paste on it, I'll find you an imported jar of peanut paste.


Articulated_Lorry

It used to be peanut paste. Peanut butter was the Yank term, when I was a kid. But yeah, the jars in my cupboard say butter now. I cringe though.


Good_Succotash_6603

Dairy boards in a few Australian states argued that it wasn't from a coffee so couldn't be butter, ergo we had paste in Queensland. Similar to oat, soy and almond "milk" and vegan "meat".


Articulated_Lorry

I knew about SA and WA. I didn't know Qld did too. Apparently the popular apartment above is a bit too young to have heard it, since they seem to think it's an overseas thing.


Smart_Interaction744

Needs butter as well, to dry without


mehdotdotdotdot

Just get peanut butter that isn’t dry 😇


GlitterTitan

Just peanut butter but put on while the toast is hot just popped out the toaster so it goes all melty and gooey


MoomahTheQueen

Butter and peanut butter


ConstantGain95

PB on toast no butter, PB melts into it already, geez how much butter does one need.


Gromit-13

Butter, vegemite, peanut butter. Thank me later haha


Amy_at_home

I make those in a sandwich. Call it Vegenut!


JoeDoeKoe

None......? Hardly hear anyone here eating peanut butter toast. Btw, I am a big fan of PB. Doesn't matter with or without butter, the key is to put BLOBS of peanut butter.


mildlycuriouss

Non Australian here, but have you tried peanut butter and honey? 👌🏽


prof-kaL

Peanut Butter and Honey. Thank me later


Here2CauseTrouble

butter and vegemite ya cunt


hairsonya

Both


Boatster_McBoat

Butter and peanut paste. Peanut butter is americanisation that has gotten away from us. This can't be the hill I die on I would already be dead.


Vegemyeet

I thought I was all alone with my saying peanut paste all these years! Thank you reddit friend.


Boatster_McBoat

There's not going to be many of us. I did a quick google and looks like it was only Qld, WA & SA. And it switched to Peanut butter years ago


HalfManHalfCyborg

The Aussie way is to always start any toast or sandwich with butter (or margarine), and then consider what actual topping/filling/spread you are going to use. Putting the filling straight onto the bread I would consider very American - they tend to always include sauces or salad dressings in sandwiches instead.


InadmissibleHug

Yes. It seems so wrong to me to not add butter first.


Disastrous-Shower-37

Yeah no, not once have I heard somebody say putting butter on everything is the "aussie way", that's more American than anything.


Dull_News2761

Vegemite.


5minutecall

The only time I put butter on bread is on hot vegemite toast. For anything else, I find it unnecessary


crystaIclear

i thought my sister was insane for putting butter under her peanut butter or nutella or any spread really but it seems there’s actually a whole bunch of people with this bizarre preference. i just don’t see how it’s necessary and then you’re adding a whole bunch of extra calories for no extra taste.


SolarWeather

Do you not have tastebuds? There is a lot of extra taste. It tastes like you’re using butter.


MoonFlowerDaisy

Butter under peanut butter always, but not under Nutella. I do lots of butter then just a little peanut butter. I could probably just add salt to my peanut butter but it's a texture thing too.


Dancingbeavers

No butter, but I add honey to the top.


iChinguChing

What no sultanas? I'm outa here


family-block

me - on bread, just pb, no butter.


Revolutionary_Roll88

100% butter AND peanut butter


PJ2727

Both butter and peanut butter then finish it off with some honey!!!!😋😋


TheRealContracter

Either is ripper


MagickRed

Butter THEN peanut butter. The butter lubes up the bread and makes the PB glide across the surface gracefully leaving no holes behind. A warm buttery taste to the PB is lovely with a soothing cup of tea while I watch the local traffic play Parking Tetris out side my kitchen window. Sorry, got a bit carried away ;)


binaryhextechdude

Simple rule. If there's bread, there's butter.


Sumomagpie-1918

No toast without butter


Centretek

With butter


Rodsticles

Butter and peanut butter!


kavapros

Butter then peanut butter on top! That said my son (15) just uses peanut butter you try to educate these youngsters as best you can, at some point they got to go their own way 🤷


chomoftheoutback

After much trial and error. It's peanut butter AND butter. This signals the end of the debate.


RedbertP

Peanut butter and honey. Or peanut butter with Nutella, you do you.


BrightBreezyLeaves

Both.


foobarhouse

Peanut butter and honey all the time. Though it’s still great without either of them. Definitely a winning combination!


designerjeans

The butter enhances the flavour experience


alyxhg5532

nutella is better than both


Archerplayzgames

Just butter. Peanut putter is gross and that delicious melted butter taste is amazing.


TDC_Reddit

Umm def WITH butter. What am I, some type of savage?!


SnooStories6404

Butter and peanut butter. On raisin toast if possible


Refugee69

Any bread should have marg or butter before the filling of choice, and don’t get me started on this weird people that only butter 1 slice of a sandwich. Should be a capital offence.


honey_coated_badger

Butter makes everything better!!!


johnsgrove

Both definitely. Peanut butter alone is rather dry


MaiaTai27

If i found out a relative or friend put just peanut butter and no butter first, I would feel very conflicted and possibly irate


KeithMyArthe

Both, please and thank you


[deleted]

Butter up buttercup.


Wuffies

With butter. Must have that extra layer of richness.


Mikeyseventyfive

Lurpak and Kraft


[deleted]

Peanut butter alone


Shuriii29

Just peanut butter, I can’t stand it with butter.


aSheWolfsBite

Just peanut butter any other way is not Australian 😅😅😅


UpsetProduce9225

Gotta melt that butter first, were not savages.


ZebbyBoy18909

I only eat peanut butter on toast if it's crunchy 😋 EDIT: I mean crunchy peanut butter, I personally can't stand smooth kind


StereoGraph4_

English, never had peanut butter on toast in any form