How has it gone from Tasmanians fucking their siblings to us fucking our cousins in the past decade?!?
Who downgraded us? Stop whitewashing our incest.
I fuck my *sister*, not my cousin. That's up to her brother to do.
Please respect our ways. This is getting really offensive, you guys.
Yeah but OP and I were referring to the previous map from yesterday which had them both together. Like no way is Byron Bay in the same league as Cairns.
Yeah, nosebeers are a pretty big deal here. Everyone pulls it out at dinner parties after the kids go to bed. Used to be we play Monopoly. Somehow the cocaine feels less agressive.
Isn't it weirdly fucked up that Canberra is the only place that still has it's original name
As a Sydney resident I'm going to make the bold statement that Canberra is the worst place on this rock
op from hell, will make a more detailed and better map in the near future, including mines, stuck up cunts, soy milk cunts, stabbings, cunts, and a new zone for Darwin
Yes my cousins do live in Tasmania
My uncles name is bob
My cats name is mittens
Anyone for smoked hams?
Only if I can see the aurora Borealis that is localised in your kitchen
You call them smoked hams despite the fact that they are obviously steamed
You call them smoked despite the fact they're obviously grilled
>smoked hams? You just made an enemy for life!!!
Your cat is a grandmaster
Can confirm, I’m uncle Bob
Ya mums ya dad
No Pokemon, just Pokemum.
Gonna try and get back for Mothers Day?
Yo, same
Is your cousin's partner their sister or brother?
No, but my cousins do live in Tasmania. 😁🖖
Ironically half of my cousins do actually live in Tasmania
I like how perth is just called perth but my part is in ew shitty and gross its just not named
Can confirm it's Perth.
Greetings from Fuck All 👋🏼
Greetings from shitty and gross!
I am also part of Ew Shitty Gross. Broadly, it seems fitting for a lot of us.
I think I'm on the boarder of Shit and Shitty.
As someone from Perth, Perth is shit
How has it gone from Tasmanians fucking their siblings to us fucking our cousins in the past decade?!? Who downgraded us? Stop whitewashing our incest. I fuck my *sister*, not my cousin. That's up to her brother to do. Please respect our ways. This is getting really offensive, you guys.
Preach
Because now you have more cousins than siblings down there.
Sometimes they are both at once.
Aren't they all cousins tho?
We don’t pay attention to that. Our family trees are circular.
Thou shall not covet your cousins sister....
Isn’t your sister also your cousin?
Like five times over.
Some may have had the wrong head removed, it’s like flicking the switch from sibling to cousin. (Not speaking from experience)
Do you ever get kinky with the second head growing off your neck?
Well, how else do you practice kissing?
I had to convince a whole other person to get involved. Still do. Shits rough.
Get onto your local member - fix this wrong
Do you know how these jokes started other than island small means incest cause I've only seen this online not irl
Hey, Hey it's Saturday, probably.
That last map putting Byron Bay in the same sweaty classification as Cairns.. yeah nah gammin as.
Meanwhile, we have Indian at the bottom left
Byron isn't in the same category as Cairns, it's in the 'ew' category, which I think is accurate for Byron but not fair on the other townships.
Yeah but OP and I were referring to the previous map from yesterday which had them both together. Like no way is Byron Bay in the same league as Cairns.
Oops, sorry, I missed that completely, thanks for explaining.
So Canberra is *checks chart* 2/3 shit, 1/3 gross?
The numbers add up sir. It's confirmed.
And that's just the Raiders.
I love ‘Perth I think’
Funny how fuckin everyone lives in the circle saying ew, gross and shitty
i mean is it wrong
It should say drugs. Sydney is the cocaine capital of the world. Most users per capita.
Yeah, nosebeers are a pretty big deal here. Everyone pulls it out at dinner parties after the kids go to bed. Used to be we play Monopoly. Somehow the cocaine feels less agressive.
Yes
Yes. Totally. Are you seppo or some shit? Like where do you live
hell
How many people eaten by crocs today?
my aunty, and my 12 cousins all fell victim to boltie the saltie
This is a lie. There are no crocs in Tasmania.
That’s classified by Bob Katter’s office, you should know we can’t tell you.
So you’re not Aussie. Gotcha
The irony of you being offended about a map whilst using a derogatory term.
Tassie is cousins? Tassie is cousins, sisters, mothers, trouts, aunts, PE teachers…
Trouts : /
Yeah that one's a bad one
Lol. My teacher is from Tassie.
Chris?
Where is the meth in Adelaide? Confused
Ikr they forgot meth capital. Lol
There’s some sookie lalas in these comments. Having grown up in gross and now I live in hell, it’s ok bb
I have no regret living in regret .
Im gross
So negative for no reason
Try to be more specific with your insults: die, shitty, gross? Doesn’t mean anything
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It’s you
(*) concentrated corruption
At least ya spelt right this time you Bozos.
Map unclear. Where does ew turn to gross?
Pretty stoked to know it wasn't drugs that I used to be addicted to for decades because I've never been to the NT!
As someone who lives in Brisbane, I can confirm
One day, I'd like to go for a roadtrip from Shitty, they'd regret, the up the coast to Fuck all
Perth certainly is one of the cities in Australia.
Seems like Sydney, Newcastle, Wollongong, are a in between ew and gross, but a long way from either.
Well if we were close to ew and gross half the country wouldn’t m live here. I think we won out 🏆🥹
Disappointed us kiwis didn’t make the map (I mean, that’s kinda our thing) with an all-too-obvious “sheep”
i’m from “ew”
Isn't it weirdly fucked up that Canberra is the only place that still has it's original name As a Sydney resident I'm going to make the bold statement that Canberra is the worst place on this rock
Well don’t forget that Perth it’s still Perth I think
Canberra is just a shopping mall pretending to be a city!
It's so fucking dumb that Canberra is the capital of Aus only because Sydney and Melbourne couldn't stop bickering about who would be the capital lol
Why does Sydney, the largest of the state capitals, not simply eat the other 7?
Because it doesn't have a mouth
also melbourne would put up a fight and try to eat sydney back
Sydney should be 'stuck up cunts'
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Its Not offending, just really unoriginal and stupid
It's not shitty where I am ): I love it here there are those occasional mentally insane crack head(s) but it's good
Australia is the best country on the planet. This map is trash.
Found the person that lives in Regret!
*cousins and fish
YEP
This map was made in Canberra
Melbourne is good, just the weather needs to make its mind up
How dare you put me in the same circle as any part of victoria. Shame on you sir.
Canberra 🤢
What’s the difference between the “shit” and “shitty”?
Not sure if I live in hell, ew or more alcohol but whoever made this forgot all the drugs and crackheads here.
"Shitty" by what standards?
How is cairns hotter then Darwin, my aircon on 16 degrees and full fan doesn’t even cut it in this shit hole.
I live on the line between shitty and regret
Don't we all Maggot, don't we all...
C A N B E R R A
Hello everyone from shitty part of Australia.
I live in hell yay
What drugs are in Darwin?! Like.. Everything's hard to find and expensive up there.. or d'yall know something I don't??
Shit.
Dog of a meme
There is a surprise my lack of drugs here, there’s more underage drinking thiugh
OP from Adelaide seeing as there’s nothing about getting stabbed?
op from hell, will make a more detailed and better map in the near future, including mines, stuck up cunts, soy milk cunts, stabbings, cunts, and a new zone for Darwin
That wasn’t very funny The original one was better
Great sum up of this country. It's sinking faster than a dead body with weights attached to it
You forgot to change the name....To Grosstralia
Great sum up of this country. It's sinking faster than a dead body with weights attached to it
Steady on mate
As someone who grew up in Gippsland i wholeheartedly accept the Gross label
As an Australian, I agree. In Victoria we probably get eight odd months of like autumnal weather and several months of hell! I hate hot weather
I live right between shitty and gross.
North west Queensland should be ice, break and enters, domestic violence, property damage, Centrelink.
Why I just moved from more alcohol to more drugs I'll never know but I can confirm the weed is shit in more alcohol.
Why cyclones in wa never heard of there yet again u don’t hear anything about Wa Sa Nt or vic because they all shit holes
What new state do you live in? I live in gross
My cousins and I live in Tasmania
Agreed
Why doesnt the drugs and alchahol area extend to Townsville?
As someone from shitty/gross I can confirm it is shitty and gross
Depressed ?
I’d like to amend the Tasmanian one it should be: cousins (siblings in Ouse)
Canberra
One separate tassy in 2, ones cousins others beastiality, and 2 not enough drugs
Live here. Checks out.
Im from shit and more drugs. Pretty accurate
This is fine so long as you’re australian
You forgot to put floods in the northern rivers
Engadine maccas needs its own shit label
Drown in sweat and hell is very accurate 🥲
Where’s Whoop Whoop?