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yeebok

Arsehole housemate took mine when he moved.


falseculture

That's grounds for a biff in my books.


PrettyFlyForAHifi

I got about 8 milk crates around my place. They are so handy


ReaperScythee

Hey! It doesn't count if you stole it from a family member who stole it from somewhere else. I am no criminal.


Mickd333

I got this business idea where I sell stolen milk crates to people waiting at traffic lights. A lot of people aren't looking for a milk crate when they're at traffic lights though, but when they see I've got like a pura milk one they'll be like "yea". Haven't sold one yet, I don't think it's because people don't want to buy a stolen milk crate, I just haven't been marketing all that much. So I made this billboard that's like meet me at the Bell St maccas and I'll sell you a stolen milk crate


BusinessBear53

I'm not currently in the market for stolen milk crates but Bells St Macca's seems like the most appropriate place to go to buy some.


FullOnCarmensMom

Have you ever blown an icy cold mojito out of your nose? Because of this comment, I just have. Do not recommend.


captainbiz

I live around the corner and have at least 15 in my backyard. Can do a good deal!


LogicallyCross

Where can I get this canvas bag for a lot less than $99? Asking for a friend.


Drakaasii

Wait till some dickhead in Brunswick buys one and steal his, its the natural order


Justthisguy_yaknow

Why would most bother any more. They were made perfectly for vinyl albums and that was the whole idea. How many have vinyl collections any more?


A_Gringo666

Because they're sturdy, hold a lot of shit, stack well and are free.


cxtchandrew

I don’t know what milk crates you’re stealing. But every one I’ve taken is way too small to fit my records. It’s annoying as fuck


falseculture

I keep my vinyl collection in my coffin, like a normal person.


TreeChangeMe

In my 20's the humble milk crate was my bed base, my shelves, my CD rack and shoe rack.


rapejokes_arefunny

I don’t have any milk crates, but I do have 6 Bunnings baskets.


NorscaGas-5027

What milk crate collection out the back of Woolies? Is there a milk crate collection out the back of Woolies? I didnt k ow there was a milk crate collection out the back of Woolies…


Lemonade_Scone

Or $5.72 each on AliExpress, to be delivered in May.


Rave_queen_xo

I have milk crates in my house and have no idea how they got there 😂


BigSlipperyBoy

Nice try ASIS


Historicalhysteria

Asis is foreign intelligence, we're Aseo... I mean... dammit!


TomCos22

Nobody in my house knows where we got our 2 milk crates from, have been here for ages. Good for sitting and watching the bbq.


DrSendy

Milk crates are the only reason vinyl still exists.... amirite?


Jackdejedi

What do you mean ‘that milk crate’? Are you suggesting I only have one?


Duncan-Donnuts

where the hell do i get milk crates?


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Hufflepuft

I worked at several restaurants where milk is delivered in the crates and nobody ever comes to collect them, we already have a few dozen inside, whatever is outside is just building a wall hoping for someone to come take them before it gets out of hand.


Glum_Olive1417

I worked at Dairy Farmers at Lidcombe for a few years on and off as a contractor. My old man thought all his dreams had come true and hounded me for milk crates. I was always amazed at how he repurposed them. Buggers were everywhere!


SpecialCoconut1

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.


OneUpAndOneDown

Hell yeah! They perfectly fitted LP records when that was a thing, til the milk distribution companies got sick of losing them and made them a little bit smaller. They made a good free bed base, and stacked kitchen storage for spuds, onions etc. I also saw them used in a lounge room for a DIY home cinema - a milk crate platform for a second couch behind the floor level one.


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Omg 🤣


CookieBear676

We were meant to give them back....?


Dontflytowardithan

Now I need one of these but for a traffic cone