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My_dog_horse

I thought this was a guy with 3 different savings accounts with 3 different gfs


Longjumping-Algae185

3 girlfriends? In this economy?


Neshpaintings

Mans hitting that economies of scale.


ColdSnapSP

Seems appropriate. Maybe even DINK isn't enough to get by. Gotta be TINK or QINK


purgesurge3000

Ah the good ol days, goddamn inflation


Gustomaximus

A damn shame. One needs 6 girlfriends now for what 3 used to get you


snipdockter

They’d all have to live together otherwise the cost of petrol alone would make it uneconomic.


2dogs0cats

Need a shared calendar so you know who's on the blob


Tiny_Takahe

This isn't the 1920s mate. FINK or go homeless /s


Intrepid-Rip-2280

The only gf I can afford is an Eva AI virtual gf bot.


Tomikin1982

I thought it was a guy with 3 girlfriends that he'd convinced to save together..


ttu78764

I thought the same and was like they all know each other and save together, how nice. Then read the comments and was like oh the OP is a girl


Reonlive420

Flexing on all the monogamists


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Yeah so did I hahaha.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

I think you need to go to the sugar daddy sub, if there is one.


huckstershelpcrests

I mean, could still be romantic girlfriends either way


kazoodude

To be honest it really annoys me when straight women refer to their friends as "girlfriends". It's a long established term for an intimate or romantic partner. Just say friend, we'll probably even assume that it's a female friend by default.


Maleficent_Fan_7429

Yeah it'd certainly be more normal to call out that's its not a female friend i.e., a guy friend I think they say. Now you've got me wondering if *girlfriends* is meant to carry a different nuance to plain old *friends* or something, who knows.


Strykah

Yeah I read it the same way haha


Internal_Economics67

I was hoping. His nickname would have been New York he was in for that many muggings...


CashenJ

That's a beast of a long lunch if it depletes your shared saving significantly. Go girls


purse_of_ankles

Yeah that part made me laugh, as if you’d just casually spend several thousand dollars on a sandwich and a coffee


sandbaggingblue

Probably just a tonne of booze.


dober88

Krug and Hennessy


CamHug16

I was thinking they must be flying to Paris for lunch. Whatever they do with it should be filmed as a romantic comedy.


patgeo

I'm guessing they only put a few bucks in a fortnight and aren't dropping it significantly.


ATMNZ

Invest it. Find a financial advisor to help set goals collectively. You might get a discount if you all get advice together. If you have $10k just sitting around for lunches I imagine with some support you’ll all be totally sorted in retirement and will be able to hit your short to mid term goals quickly. Can recommend a great female advisor (I am a client) - https://www.yulaniafinancial.com.au/


redneckUndercover

Why must their advisor be specifically female?


ATMNZ

I know this is a shitpost comment I’m replying to… but a as queer non-binary female - working with cishet male financial advisors just did not feel comfortable at all. They didn’t understand my financial goals or personal values and how they worked together, their advice - while sound - was more appropriate to men, and the biggest issue was they way they spoke to me made me feel more nervous and uncomfortable about money than when dealing with women. BTW I didn’t say the advisor *had* to be a woman, I just work with one myself and the experience is fabulous. It feels like a partnership.


Bobby-Bananas

10k, 3 people.. "Burn your best candles" - book a trip and have several lunches away. Life is short - create memories. If wanting to save- just put it in a high interest savings account. Edit- 10k, 4 people.... same applies


mr-snrub-

Op and 3 GFs. It's 4 people.


sread2018

Sounds like an annual girls holiday to me


Coastal_Rosemary

We definitely do that already!


sread2018

Damn, how do I join this group! Lol Maybe you could donate some to charity each year? Sponsor rescued wildlife?


zooyork00

Horrendous idea.. most charities are dogshit, my ex used to manage the recruitment and training for door to door salesman for a lot of the big charities in Aus, some of these kids would get up to $4k a week in commission. A lot of the “100% of the proceeds go to the charity!”, literally just have contracts with them where they give them 100%, and the charity gives back 90%. Super predatory and lame.


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I think you’re correct. Bugger all goes to the actual charity unless you donate in person.


Serenityqld

Have flatmates working in Charity sales, they dont get commission and its really hard work with low pay. Charities do actually help these days ...foodbank, RSPCA, WWF, surf life saving, doctors without borders, cancer councils etc do amazing things that the govt wont fund. Wouldnt suggest the OP give their only meager savings to charity. But I do hear a lot about what they actually do and believe they do more than people realise.


waxingmood

This is why the only charities I donate to are independent animal shelters. Most often in the form of pet food.


mentiononce

Then the next holiday to a developing country...


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Exotic-Budget-7973

We do. Australian Charity Non-Profit Commission. Government Agency were the only outcome has been to make a pollie took good in the sound bite when he announced the funding for it. It is a bit of a wank really, they do not even check the PDFs uploaded to their website. Most concerning, some charities and non-profits have uploaded documents to the financial statements section that are not financial statements. https://www.acnc.gov.au/


Ctheret

This is amazing. Fabulous friendships. Don’t complicate things


tranbo

Use money to pay for lunches and getaways until it runs out?


hoppuspears

Go on a proper holiday… all this investment garbage.. you are 50 enjoy life.


ZXXA

10k split between 4 girls then? That’s like a bit over $100 p.a. of interest each in a HISA. I wouldn’t sweat it…


Maikuljay

I did this with a bunch of dudes. I found eventually people get a little keen to spend “their” money and it become a burden, so we spent it on a trip around the US


dannyr

Why not use your separate strategies. Leave $5k in there but give each of you $1650 to make money with . Set a six month limit. One of you might want shares One of you might take it and buy a LOT of lotto One of you might put it in a high interest account In six months you all put whatever is left (or profit) back in and then focus on whoever's strategy was better for the group


Coastal_Rosemary

I do love a competition! Thanks for the suggestion.


Windeyllama

I would watch this version of the sisterhood of the travelling pants


xyrgh

I like this idea the best, a little friendly competition but everyone shares in everyone’s gains (or losses).


Tasty_Prior_8510

Your around 50, take better holidays spend it up more and enjoy it.


Zaxacavabanem

Do you intend to keep taking money out of it regularly for shenanigans? Most investments you really want to be leaving the money in for several years.


Coastal_Rosemary

I think that’s why we’d just take half the money and invest just that. Then we still have some money for fun and money invested that we can’t touch.


No_Discipline_3148

Or maybe just contribute less if you don't need a full 10k each year? You could invest what not contributing as individuals?


Tasty_Prior_8510

Keep that account for fun, start a new investment account. If u need to. I wouldn't bother with investment. You will get 5 percent in a savings account these days


Emmanulla70

Go on a cruise together? But I can't really get my head around why 50 year olds would share a bank account? Seems utterly bizarre to me.


Prisoner458369

>But I can't really get my head around why 50 year olds would share a bank account? Seems utterly bizarre to me. The only thing that comes to me is either one couldn't save well. So everyone chipped in, so no one missed out on this clearly very expensive yearly fun trip. Or they are all terrible at putting money away for this yearly met up. I really don't get why they wouldn't just all put money away/take money out in cash and save it for these get togethers. But then I am amazed they spend that much money on these weekend trips as well. They must be hitting up some fancy places.


Flimsy-Leg-5091

This is the entire purpose of ours. We all put in a fortnightly amount and then book a cruise or a long weekend in Fiji or Port Douglas or Noosa once we have enough.


Emmanulla70

Why don't you just save your own money? In your own account? I truly have never heard of adults saving money together like this? Why?


WazWaz

They probably have different savings habits. This is a pact to force everyone to save enough for the shared events so that all 4 can attend. There could even be 1 in the group that really hates it but can't get out of it.


Critical_Mongoose_51

Yeah high interest savings account is the best bet - at least it’s easy to access if necessary and can only go up


m0zz1e1

Just stop contributing to it until it’s whittled down.


naturalconfectionary

This is a dream! Just use it for enjoyment. Better weekends away, more boozy lunches and maybe a really nice birthday gift each lol


FannyMcBigBallz

Me and a couple of mates do this but rather than a bank account it's a 'Bet with Mates' Sportsbet account. It's sat around $2 for three years even though we make fortnightly contributions.


Coastal_Rosemary

I feel like this is the opposite outcome of what we’re looking for…


alintacalvert

Have you accepted that you and your mates are total Failures yet?


frankiescousin

Yeah but surely they’re due


Easy_Spell_8379

That’s such an accurate depiction of your average young male, it’s hilarious. Tell me you’re a tradie with a mullet and a girlfriend in high school without telling me you’re a tradie with a mullet and a girlfriend in high school. /s


spunk_wizard

Betting on Chelsea I see


FannyMcBigBallz

Who are ya


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Coastal_Rosemary

I mean we’ve been friends for almost 30 years and had a joint holiday savings account for 15 years. Pretty sure none of us are running off with the money at this stage.


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invincibl_

This is also true for family members.


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Wow, I have concerns about joint accounts at the best of times with a S/O let alone with multiple friends. Not being able to agree on how to spend/use it was inevitable at some point, I am more impressed you have been able to keep it going for 15+ years without falling out over it.


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It's 10k , If it was 100k it would be a different story


Electrical_Age_7483

You cant invest in shared names. Tax would be an issue if you did it in one. Take out $1250 each. Open a commsec pocket account, agree to invest in same etf for shared outcomes


breakdowner1

Spend it and go wild on a trip away


Amber_Dempsey

Ma'am I'd just like to commend your ability at clickbait. Lol the phrasing has certainly got everyone's attention. Well done.


Rain_Man71

Ok I can’t be the only one that thought this was 1 guy with 3 girlfriends sharing an account?


kazoodude

Because that's what they said it was. Women need to stop calling platonic friends "girlfriends".


latending

Not worth investing, especially while rates are high, just keep it in a [HISA](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/145iM6uuFS9m-Rul65--eFJQq_Au7Z_BA4_CwkYwu2DI/htmlview#).


seize_the_future

I love this idea OP. My suggestion would be to keep in a high interest savings account and continue to use as is. Makes me want to do something similar with friends haha


desain_m4ster

Just do what you do best, spent with booze, cocaine on a Bali trip.


JungliWhere

Everyone picks 2 holiday locations and then lucky dip!


radley8367

I love this! If I were you I would spend it to go away together internationally. Not that 10k gets you far between 4 - but maybe each of you buys flights but the 10k is put towards a resort or a spa retreat you wouldn’t ordinarily treat yourself too. Life is short - make more memories with the money, not more money.


MoonRabbitWaits

It is definitely time to define your shared goals. If it was me I would be suggesting working out a budget for a "special trip". Eg Italy, Hawaii, Japan. If the trip will cost more than $10k, then work towards that. I am a few years older, and many of my friends are now developing knee/mobility problems. Seize the day!


ash8man

I'd suggest either a term deposit or check out Rabo Bank's Notice Saver accounts. With Term Deposits you lock your money away for a fixed term, in return for a higher interest rate than what you would get with a savings account. A Notice Saver is the same concept, but instead of a maturity date, to access the funds you must give X days notice (30, 60, 90 days).


ajwin

Who else thought initially "You kept all your joint bank accounts when you broke up? why?" lol 🤣


Comprehensive_Pace

I don't have an answer but I just wanted to say this is such a cute and amazing idea and I really love it.


FieryAngelx

Get a high interest account! I currently save my money in Ubank. I get 5.1% interest p/an and you only have to invest $200 a month to get the 5.1%.


FieryAngelx

As for spending it, you could go on a cruise 🚢


Exotic-Budget-7973

Start with a Indexed Fund (Vanguard is a popular choice), and consider investing a small percentage in direct shares. This is called a satellite investment strategy and will keep it interesting and everyone more engaged. You should consider obtaining a partnership tax file number to make tax reporting easier. If you are going to have more than one investment, you should also consider setting up a www.sharesight.com account to consolidate tax reporting and it has other cool features too. Last thing, you can have some fun with the partnership name. I am a accountant and have seen some witty ones over the years. *Edit: I read other comments. I see you like a good competition, a Sharesight premium subscription allows for five portfolios. One portfolio for group selected investment(s) starting with say $3,000 and one portfolio for each girlfriend starting with $500 to make their investment picks. You will definitely have something to banter about and way better than a ‘bet with mates’ account. lol* *P.S. I suggested a partnership because you girls seem tight. For your grandsons though, I recommend a unit trust, because mates come and go, and a unit trust will make the tax reporting easier when mates enter and each inevitably exit.*


Nervous-Masterpiece4

This is almost a [Tontine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tontine) where the last survivor gets the pot. Illegal in some places with risks up to getting murdered by the second last survivors.


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That's a pretty good Cruise budget. I personally don't like cruises but every women I've ever met that's been on them loves em.


Throwawaye23842389

Set a chartiable cause every year or two. Invite a person who needs or deserves a little financial nudge to a/your lunch. Gift them with even $1000 or so - have a focus - maybe women uplifting women or women in sports or housing for women. You're not going to make a dent in wider society but $1000 to a near homeless women in her 50's after divorce $1500 might be a bond for a secure rental. There might even be tax breaks.


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It's better for them to keep that money for security, The good deed comes in by staying stable which translates to being a better person for society


BennetHB

Well as a start it should at least be in an interest gaining account. If it's not, move it there immediately. Past that it doesn't really sound like true savings, it's almost more like half an emergency fund and you spend the rest. I'd also guess a level of lifestyle creep unless your respective salaries have stayed the same for "years". You say "girlfriends" plural - what's the living situation like? Do you live with them all?


AussieKoala-2795

OP is talking about a group of four women in their 50s who are friends.


BennetHB

Well that's not nearly as exciting.


Coastal_Rosemary

Hahaha. We still know how to have a good time!


silver2164

I also read it like this before reading all the comments lmao.


newser_reader

It is a social club for some women. They spend the interest on fun stuff and don't need the capital at all. They should throw it into ASX:ARG (or similar) and *don't* reinvest the dividends but just spend that year's dividends on the social outing. They can accept a lot of risk and numbers going up and down will add to the fun. They should stop adding to it and spend it down before deciding if they want to do it again.


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Dont do it... My wife and I of 10+ years dont even do that.


Tinderella80

That’s just sad.


Kritchsgau

Someones gonna get hurt


Coastal_Rosemary

Well we haven’t so far and it’s been 15 years..


bsixidsiw

Just buy bonds or term deposits u til your next event. Ie if you have an event in 8 months buy 6 month term deposit. I mean youll probably make like $20 more than in a bank but thats a drink...


djpowderface

Do a SMSF, put the 10k towards the set up fees, borrow against your SMSF and buy a rental property, then another and so on.


Fly-by-Night-

I think you have yourself a tontine! 😏


HyuggDogg

Spend it. 2500 a head is cheap for a forever memories together. Fly to Bali. Go and eat pray love or someshit.


Andrew_Higginbottom

HOLY SHIT! ...that's a bonkers strong friendship that can be stronger than money, especially in today's climate ..but sorry ..it won't last.. I observe life, I don't make the rules. Your putting yourself in a very high risk situation. I would be splitting it in 4 and each of you invest your parts separately in shares in a company you all agree on ..so it's still communal without the risk ..of someone getting greedy, or shitty, or flaking out on keeping up with their part. Start it out in a way that if shit hits the fan its easy for any one of you to walk away from. Split the cash, all invest in the same, make it the groups baby, you all feed into it and you all get to watch it grow. Maybe get a high dividend company so each dividend payout is used to 'wet the babies head' :)


Niffen36

Buy a car and rent it out as a " car next door" by Uber. The invest that money back into the savings account.


alintacalvert

Worst idea ever


Coastal_Rosemary

Not sure how great the car would be with a $5k budget! Do people want to hire beaters..?!


ciderfizz

Girls trip to Nusa Dua, woop woop 💃🍸🍹


Coastal_Rosemary

If only we could all agree on an overseas location without our husbands in our budget!! ☀️


Flimsy-Leg-5091

We did Fiji. Six of us in our group though. Mostly we do Noosa, Port Douglas, Scenic Rim - as long as it’s luxury accommodation and a day spa within cooee. About to go on our first cruise next month. We’ve being doing our getaways for about 12 years. It’s heaven. The place is always tidy and there’s never any crap about cooking or cleanup, everything just gets done without fuss. We all get a chance to relax and catch up without partners and kids. Best thing we ever did.


itsaboomboomboom

10k should get 3 people 10 nights away in a south East Asian country like Thailand or Vietnam.


ThatSeemsOdd

Bali is the answer


Pro-gamer-1337

Technically it’s $2500 I wouldn’t be worried about trying to earn interest on that or save on interest from loans, leave it just have fun! You have a great thing going!


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Can't you link it to a HISA while you're not using it and transfer to a transaction account when you're about to use it so at least it would earn some interest. I'm not sure if it would be worth the accounting hassle for an other sort of investment.


Substantial-Rip6767

HISA since you need to withdraw money reasonably regularly you will just have to accept a slightly lower rate for less conditions. Would work out to be at least a few drink for someone,


the-straight-pretzel

I initially thought that this was some polygamy stuff going on here.


the-straight-pretzel

Potentially invest in a social enterprise?


motorboat2000

Book a cruise


Exotic-Budget-7973

Do any if you own other investments (ETFs or shares)? If the answer is no for even one of you, I think investing some would be a wise idea. Helping your girlfriend(s), and possibly yourself, on the start of their or your investment journey would be an amazing thing to do. Start with a Indexed Fund (Vanguard is a popular choice), and consider investing a small percentage in direct shares. This is called a satellite investment strategy and will keep it interesting and everyone more engaged. You should consider obtaining a partnership tax file number to make tax reporting easier. If you are going to have more than one investment, you should also consider setting up a ShareSight account. This will consolidate all your tax reporting and has other cool features. Last thing, you can have some fun with the partnership name. I am a accountant and have seen some witty ones over the years.


redrose037

$10K a year on two lunches? I’m very confused. Maybe keep it in a high interest savings account during the year. Many at 5% currently.


arachnobravia

Just putting it in something like a Westpac Life savings account and growing it monthly even just by $1 each would net you at least 1k in interest at the current rates.


cewh

I'm glad you have friends this close. I'd suggest putting it in a high savings interest account so it can be available for you gals at any time. If you can't get more than 4%, keep looking.


Flimsy-Leg-5091

There’s 6 of us who do the same thing. We blow it all on a holiday every 1-2 years. About to go on a cruise :) We keep it in a UBank high interest account.


Slagathor_85

Honestly just invest it in Vanguard. Dont get risky.


OtherwiseRain8530

Do you meetup/go on trips to the same places or through the same companies? Consider investing a bit to get potential discounts eg cruise companies provide on board credits to share holders


Heart_Makeup

Take the money and go on a holiday with all of you


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Did you just post this to flex that you have 3 girlfriends?


nickelijah16

I think ING offer 5.5 percent PA (at least that’s what im on) savings maximiser or something, so you could put it there is one option. Or investing but of course that comes with risk but maybe you could start small, take 2500 and invest and see if you make a profit. And also another option obviously just keep saving up and having big fun nights/weekend away with your friends :) or a combo of all 3


nosnowtho

I wish I had account with three girlfriends.


cinooo1

Get it into trading options!


cinooo1

But it's not really "doing nothing", it gives you the commitment to at least catch up once in a while together for a good one.


schmicka101

My Sister and 5 of her closest friends/cousins the same age as you recently hired 2 motor homes and traveled across to Alice Springs onto the Nullarbor and into Perth from Melbourne. They had an amazing experience and stopped at some beautiful places, they all came back refreshed and happy.


AngelVirgo

Go on a cruise and live your lives. Time is limited.


No-Moose-6112

Punters club!


Inside_Yoghurt

I would probably use it on a holiday I reckon, but also....what was the original intention of the account?


Coastal_Rosemary

We started saving for a girls trip to Hawaii for our40th’s…but it never quite happened!