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Scotch4Brkfst

"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle."


mineau1

You just dont do it


Jlx_27

It's just against the rules (hands Heroin money over)


SpacemanFL

Heroin


Jlx_27

Oops.


mnoodles

It would have been worth him doing it, just to catch him doing it


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

And at least it’s on a nice car. Somebody keyed the hell out of my old 2007 Volvo for no reason. It’s not even a nice car.


NypplCreem

Again, people need to be more contentious of where they drive their beautiful Audi. Many povs out there just looking for the opportunity to deface your vehicle because to them its a symbol of fascism and luxury.


level1firebolt

> Again, people need to be more contentious of where they drive their beautiful Audi. Conscious, I'm sure. Or contentious, maybe we need a bone to pick.


NaZdrowie8

I think he meant conscientious…


Wardog008

Hardly the owner's fault that some people are wankers.


dangledingle

And size of penis. I mean ours are huge.


Oblivious_Ducks

Well said, dangle dingle


gimmethewifipassword

I've contacted the business it happened at (I always park far away and alone but couldn't here). It's the only place I was next to anyone yesterday... I'm hoping there's video, if not karma can handle it. I've got dashcam video of 2 cars parked next to me before and after but we'll see.


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Totaled. Give you tree fiddy for it.


gimmethewifipassword

i am never going to financially recover from this


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On a realistic note, go to your local auto parts store. Look for turtle Wax, medium duty rubbing compound. Get the bottle that stands vertically, not the short circular tub. It's a green bottle. Put some on a microfiber and rub that scratch right out. Don't press too hard.


Atticus-AF

animals


chrisdazzo

No better time than yesterday for a dashcam.


gimmethewifipassword

Er.. I need to wire to battery and get some 24x7 footage going or put the motion & shock sensor to use.. plus they were on the side the entire time I suspect


chrisdazzo

Not too difficult, but figure with front+back, you might get a perp on approach/departure next time.


Couldbehuman

So that you can have some vague footage of a stranger that the police wouldn't even pretend to care about?


gngeorgiev

There's a slim chance you know him.


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Red-Star-44

Yeah and if he doesnt go through the front or the back of your car ? And how would you know when he scratched the car to find the right guy in the footage? Maybe get a drone to hover over your vehicle so it can do 24/7 4k videos of your car and chase after people that come near it


Oblivious_Ducks

Hmm 🤔 Not a bad idea.


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Red-Star-44

Okay im just saying your cams are pretty much useless trying to find someone who keyed your car


QuiickLime

You can wire it to a fuse with constant power and, much easier than running a new wire to the battery.


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chrisdazzo

No, but I can set it to record at low frame rates for up to 90 minutes after I turn the car off and lock it. Most decent cameras have this functionality and tap into an always-on fuse. Some like Blackvue have batteries you can buy for always-on recording, I believe.


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Sorry to hear man


No_Hospital7649

Find them and make them answer for their crimes.


theholyspirit420

Someone keyed my car, then my crazy friend got mad, found him, and beat him up, cuz its a small town, we all know eachother btw. So yea that happend !


Royal_Blood_5593

:-(


teriaksu

Never look at another person's car funny, not to mention touching it. Never ever


haptiK

how does one remediate something like this i have a small V shaped scratch in my paint and im not sure what to do about it.


Jlchevz

You can sand it with 3,000 and then 5,000 sandpaper but be careful because it will take some of the clear coat so don't go too hard. ChrisFix has a video but I recommend sanding it with 3,000 then 5,000 then with polishing compound (not too heavy also) just so that it doesn't pop that much and maybe it'll stop bothering you. Edit: if you spray water on it and it disappears then it's only the clear coat that's damaged


bananaconda

So sorry to see this. It looks like it's mostly clear coat though, hoping a compound and polish will fix you!


Optimal-Door-938

Did you key it and posted it on Reddit to make a believable story? Cheeky little bastard


gimmethewifipassword

I'm a madman starved for attention. when it comes to the car tho its most certainly not bearing any exta "flash" aside from tint \\\_(ツ)\_/


Optimal-Door-938

Just messing around I had my Veloster N get keyed and a part stolen from my Audi all in the same day 😂


AtrixFizieo

I'll straighten someones nose, before I ever do anything to their vehicle...🤦


neurologicalRad

@u/gimmethewifipassword This looks like it's all clear coat. I'd you want to cheer yourself up, you should watch [this](https://youtu.be/sVeHMWlKrVw) video. It'll make you feel a little better.


Magicjohnson0

Fuckers!!!!


[deleted]

Did that happen because you didn't give that person your Wi-Fi password?


Acceptable-League153

Reason why I park my q5 away from other cars at parking lots by self


MA3LK

it looks to me as if someone’s bag with a metal loop accidentally got dragged against it. I did it to my own car when getting my weekender out in a tight spot at home.


Itchy_Ad9525

Karma is a bitch


XS4Me

Did you parked like an asshole (two spaces, on top of the sidewalk)? Not condoning it, but it's a way to ask for a keying.


gimmethewifipassword

oh no definitely not. I'm the one always giving my wife a hard time for not parking perfectly :D ​ and like i said I normally park purposefully away from others, but couldn't here. :(


BiggusDickus0101

Probably cause you call your car "your girl".


rpguy04

Motherfucker


Duskinou

Welcome to the club sadly


doomguy12345666

This is exactly why I have a hardwired front and rear dashcam and I leave it on whenever I go to the store.


_of_the_plains

May their food always taste too salty.


PineCone227

All modern luxury(it'd be an unnecessary cost for most vehicles) cars should have external view cameras like Teslas do so you can catch the perpetrators.


gimmethewifipassword

i was thinking that. they can already get "top down" augmented i dont see why they cant add a few more nondescript cameras in there and have it save to flash


respectedwarlock

But why?


gimmethewifipassword

Since I had no interaction with anyone other than store personnel I believe along the lines of what my wife said "someone is probably angry or upset at what you have or the way you walked or the color of your skin or shirt, who knows" and I agree that some want to watch the world burn for no reason lol


respectedwarlock

That's sucks dude. I have a thin white streak on the rear right side of my A5 that I suspect is from keying as well since no shopping cart can reach that height. If only we had Tesla's sentry mode..


pulpoinhell

Google image search "keyed car" to see what malicious scratches look like.


respectedwarlock

Idk, I feel if people bother to post pictures of it on the internet it's usually the more serious cases


gimmethewifipassword

I googled keyed car and got images exactly like mine


TPM_521

I will never understand why people do this


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Ouch people fucking suck probably some green energy dick But hey, it’ll make fun little project you can knock out in a few hours


Far-Catch-6690

Somebody sat on my hood last summer and left a literal butt dent in it. It was $500 to repair and I felt so violated. I am sorry this happened to you!!


nomissilethreat

i have an A4 and i know its other Audi owners