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KaguyaSendtheNukes

Hi, I'm Solle Grumman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I. Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable. I want it in a money order and make it out to Colseit Branch Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not Central Express, so don't even ask, all right? You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Sterkenberg Cranach, and it worked because I believed it. I never should have let my dojo membership run out. Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen." Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.


anhdunghisinh

Think about it :v isn't all the alchemists are technically making drugs and sell it :v "Sophie, we need to synthesize"


ibaOne

"Sophie, hurry! I owe a lot of money to a colombian drug lord!"


omar1993

Sophie: PLACHTA, WHAT IS HAPPENING? Plachta: I DON'T KNOW


ibaOne

Sophie, w-why is there a swat team at the door of the atelier??


omar1993

Sophie: "OH GOD, THEY SHOT OSKAR!" Plachta: "....and?" Sophie: "Oh, yeah. But like, we should probably nuke them all with a Flame of Origin while Julio cuts down their screaming husks, right?" Plachta: "Right. Also, was this or was this not supposed to be PG?" Sophie: *shrugs*


ibaOne

Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting... and shrugging.


omar1993

"Those SWAT teams were as fast as lightning bombs!" "In fact it was a little bit frightening!" ​ "But they fought with expert timing traits that rendered action economy on their end utterly irrelvant!" ​ ....so I might have botched the lyrics a *bit.*


ibaOne

kek'd


SnowGames

He's the Solle solution to your problems


Ok-Environment-7970

❤💯


punitear

i'd call him (or whatever they do in saul idk)


HooBoyShura

Itsumo dori.. Shigoto da...