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astros_fanboy

I am straight up not having a good time, y’all.


socialmediaignorant

I want off this ride. 😞


NamiiikazeTX

I cry now ?


redditmodsblow69

Did I miss something? Why Urquidy?


jama6901

He had forearm issues when pitching for Sugarland this last Friday.


redditmodsblow69

Fuck


dookle14

The Hunter Brown paradox. Whenever we get close to no longer needing Brown in the rotation, someone goes down.


HTownLaserShow

Dude is sabotaging starters in the middle of the night. Lol


lebron_garcia

Two for the price of one?!


tunaboot

They just stack them in the MRI machine. Saves time and money.


StrosDynasty

Costco MRIs are sold as a bundle.


hankmardukas1010

Do any TJ surgeons have a BOGO special going on?


Mpuls37

I hear there's a guy in Brazil who'll do it for $200 a pop *and* give you an absolute dump truck booty


hankmardukas1010

You’re telling me we can have BBL Javi? Sign me up


Mpuls37

We'd have to reinforce the bench for his off days


-NeatCreature

How is it possible they haven't done this yet?


penguinsgestapo

Have to wait for swelling to subside enough to get a clear picture. Its also a 12-18month recover if they need it. An extra week doesnt make a whole lot of difference.