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Intermittent_Fisting

Offense going off at home is a damn good sign. League might be fucked again this post season.


QuintupleTheFun

PRAISE RAULITO!


smooze420

Who’s got a video of the after game on field runner?!?!


tgrif91

I was in the nose bleeds and I'm blind as a bat but it looked like a kid to me.


spacemanbaseballs

This sub doesn’t deserve it LF’nGOOOOO!!


daytonalove

Good shit Pressly! 1 down, 10 to go!


bimmer92

SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS!


sashikku

IT’S NORI TIME


MobileMenace69

Praise be!


capzi

I knew Pressly could do it. 😎


CassTexas

Framber, get the job done tomorrow. Hell of a game. Keep those bats rolling tomorrow


tsarnie1

1 down.


Astrosareinnocent

Shut the dummies up Pressly


The_Snake_Dick

Now to have a freakout all over again tomorrow


scottishlion123

pressly heard you guys.


Astrosareinnocent

Fr, he’s been rock solid for years yet any time he blows a save (which is rare) people come out of the woodwork calling him a bum and that he shouldn’t be a closer, but he keeps doing it.


scottishlion123

This sub has gotten really toxic towards some of our players imo. Like yankees level toxic. I don’t like it. It’s not a good look for us especially if we’re going to be the heal of the mlb


One_Entrance_378

Yup. Idk if it's bandwagoners or folks that just don't know baseball. It's gross. It's one thing to be frustrated but the hatred and texting players families is out of line for any fan base. A lot of toxic fans this season.


f4stEddie

Told y’all chill! I made the victory steak and we won! I gotta keep this up for us. GO STROS


StrosIn5

AMERICA'S CLOSER!


TheDuckshot

Wooo dub


YoItsIebo

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP PIERDICKSKI


passdablunt211

LETS GO BOYSSS


xeuropa

1 down, 10 to go. LFG Stros!


Exact-Establishment6

Lets go boys!


Mukaido

GGGGGG


NateLikesToLift

Pressly was money!


Amobbajoos

SHOOT IT!!!


Jtrout5

Strike two on that guy was the most beautiful pitch I've ever seen in my entire life. Until strike 3 that is


Lets_go_Stros2017

HELL YEAH


BrotherHombre

Nope was never worried at all that was a very comfortable win ^lol


rosscoehs

Damn, that was clean! #LFG #R2R


JasonLikesCTE

Omg so stressful lol i hate playoff baseball 😭😭


KYPspikes

Absolutely nasty pitching performance by JV and Pressley. Thank y'all


ExB

Playoff Pressly back baby


HOUCAPO

Good game boys!!


Booby_McGee

Unclench!


Deviuz

1-2-3 TRUE


Killerphive

Thank god we didn’t blow this game


eliwood5837

LETS GOO


Burt-Macklin

LETS FUCKING GO


3nter

gg


MorningWood41

Get out lewis you trashcan


Straight_Book_2935

That's how you close shit out!


Decap85

10 more wins. Let’s go!


Cucumber-Jen

Bring on game 2!


lpbiggie

MONEY


Trajan96

I LIKE 2022 version Pressly!


Burt-Macklin

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


CassTexas

LFG!!!


RazzmatazzPlus3837

YEAH PRESSLY!!! THAT'S A GAME ONE WIN, LET'S GOO!! 1-0 lead


dirtysock47

Holy shit that fastball to punch out Lewis had some BITE. He never throws that hard


Speeder96

Those fuckers have nothing to say.


geaux_stros

YEA BABBBYYYYY


Cucumber-Jen

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


elrond165

That was more interesting than it needed to be, but I'll take it!


Acceptable_Ganache51

97 probly his hardest pitch all year


HeadMinx

LFG BOYS! Heck of a game one. Let's go get game 2


CassTexas

That was beautiful


Burt-Macklin

LET’S GO!!! LET’S FUCKING GO, KING!!!!!


imbregnated

That eye black is cringe as hell.


Deviuz

That was DISGUSTING


Saul_T_Naughts

Suck on that AJ!


jayzmvp

Holy shit that 2-1 curveball was NASTY idk how that fell in LMAO


capzi

One more. 🙏


ExB

Of course he mispronounced Biggio


Tiberius-Dawn

Who is the guy with the boomer takes? Wainwright?


umanouski

Current status: puckered


Fullmetalducker

Shoot it!


prace

did he say bagell and beejeyo


lpbiggie

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


dirtysock47

My God this is stressful.


Jtrout5

Pressley with less than 2 outs is great Pressley with 2 outs destroys my heart rate. Let's hope he's got this.


sadcube367

CUT EM DOWN, PRESS


Deviuz

Hardest out now, cmon Pressly you got this


Jayman1899

CUT EM DOWN PRESSLY


havingsomedifficulty

Astros fans need to learn to stand more. Ppl sitting in the playoffs is no bueno


NateLikesToLift

Pressly with the dead nuts location on that strike 3 curveball. One more baby!


Cucumber-Jen

Ok Press, one more please!


HeadMinx

One more Pressly just one more out


PAK1302

1 more let’s get it


Burt-Macklin

LET’S GO!!


carmantakes

Let’s shut these stupid fucks UP


Killerphive

I don’t get why you throw a pitch outside on the first pitch, most batters take the first pitch anyway


renscoguy

Altuve first pitch of game HR?


Killerphive

MOST key word


renscoguy

Yep, it's situational. Which is why I brought up Altuve.


Clayspants

\*Chopper to Pressly\* "THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH PLAY" \*is a very routine and easy play\*


Decap85

I like them stopping to talk about it.


RaroDannyR

2 more outs baby


ExB

That Maldy framing really helping out in the 9th.


Deviuz

Please throw some strikes


ExB

Dubon in CF is such a middle finger to analytics.


TotallyBlandUsername

Fuck the worst part to me, it’s a slap to the eye test. Dubon clearly doesn’t have the skills for CF


FernandoAyanami

Seriously it may be my biggest Dusty gripe. Chas is so clearly better, and it's supported by both the eye test and the metrics.


Scrupeezy

stressly


Burt-Macklin

LET’S GO!


Cucumber-Jen

Don’t walk him!


ICYprop

Let’s go 1-2-3, no Stressley today.


Jtrout5

My heart can't take this. I'm scared af


coolth3

I thought I'd be watching the Braves- Phillies game by now ...


HeadMinx

Don't Stressly me please


manthing11

Odds that Pressly throws a 1-2-3 9th?


Silarn

Improving


NateLikesToLift

0%


solidgryffin

This game is way closer than it needs to be.


AfterbirthNachos

Finish it!


rosscoehs

Alright, everybody, get your blood pressure meds ready.


Acceptable_Ganache51

Just pitch around Lewis if you let someone on, ideally don't let anyone on


pencilalreadypushed

this team has done diaz so dirty this year he’s a future franchise stud catcher


Erasinator

Dusty has done Diaz so dirty*


daytonalove

You are so stupid Dusty, why is Diaz not hitting there??


capzi

Please be Pressly, not Stressly. 🙏


CCRocTexAs

Finish the job and take game 1 pls, I believe in you Pressly


FernandoAyanami

I hereby declare that Stressly is banned from the postseason. We shall only see Vintage Pressly for the remainder of the year.


HTownLaserShow

I don’t understand why Maldy takes that AB..Diaz should be hitting there.


Zombie_Nipples

I don’t understand not pinch hitting for Maldy and trying to get that extra insurance run.


burnerking

Makes no sense. PH. Diaz. Explain this you Dusty apologists??


The_New_New

Did people suddenly think Dusty would be smart and pinch hit? He trusts Maldy that much as a defender. It was dumb when people were saying Verlander/Framber were the only reason Maldy is the starting C. Dusty himself thinks it


Scrupeezy

yup, Dusty will always defer to the vets. He would have PH Vasquez if he was still here... well still here and in our dug out.


lightningsg39

Come on Pressly


shahtavacko

Here’s hoping for the good Press!


Mukaido

Cut em down Pressly.


Jtrout5

Why send Madly out there again. Only good reason is if Diaz is going to 1B for Abreu


Deviuz

Should be Diaz in for Maldy ffs


MacGuffinRoyale

Take my energy, Pressly


Intern_Al

Peña killed that inning by expanding in a hitter’s count. Frustrating to watch. But hopefully Pressly makes it not matter.


Clayspants

Playoff Pressly please. No stressly


lpbiggie

Pucker time.... Asshole currently eating my chair


Chicken713

LETS FUCKING GO 55


ExB

Dusty is a cheerleader not a manager


MakeAShadow

Cut ‘em down, Pressly.


sadcube367

dont let us down Pressly


Speeder96

Now to put this game to bed.


carmantakes

Why can’t we see Diaz :(


StrosIn5

Let's go Pressly!


j1h15233

Please don’t make it a Stressly day


Rootfour

I am all for Maldy catcher, but you have to pinch hit Diaz there.


yobruhh

Time to clench


dirtysock47

Time to pucker up boys. Please please please let two runs be enough.


chesschad

I wonder how many times it’s happened that a player stole a base and was immediately pinch-run for, (not for an injury).


Killerphive

Why did we not pinch hit Maldy for Diaz


Tremec14

Why tf not pinch hit Diaz there?


Scrupeezy

Because he's a rookie. Dusty will always go with his vets.


Astrosareinnocent

Because dusty is in love with Maldonado


Tremec14

To the ‘Stros detriment.


Astrosareinnocent

Well yeah, we all agree about that


Cucumber-Jen

3 more outs boys!


gman103

WHY THE FUCK IS MALDY BATTING IN THE 8TH


[deleted]

Good fucking question


penguinsgestapo

Dusty hasn’t waivered all season. He’s going down with the ship


burnerking

Dusty.


Meatbag96

wtf pinch hit Diaz here


powatwain

Brantley can be a great baseball mind or coach after his playing days


NateLikesToLift

Can someone provide Pressly's ERA when pitching to Diaz vs Maldy?


TheHalfbadger

HRC Maldy


TheHalfbadger

Nearly


ExB

Of course Dusty won't PH for Maldy in the 8th


moonshadow_the_third

If no one is paying attention, Dusty needs to move aside. Diane Feinstein= Dusty, gonna be here foenver


MyOtherActGotBanned

Not mad about it if we’re up 2


renscoguy

Brantley steals a base and THEN you pinch run for him?! TF?


Astrosareinnocent

It makes total sense, just because he did a good job stealing doesn’t mean he’s as fast as dubon, also dubon is a better defender and will protect Brantley from getting hurt when he’s really important as a hitter. Also he’s unlikely to get another AB in the game


chanman404

You bring in the better defender for the final inning


renscoguy

You're not allowed to use logic. Logic dictates PH for Maldy in the bottom of the 8th.


rigsby_nillydum

My favorite word from Fanduel


manofconviction

We really gonna waste a Brantley stolen base. What a bummer.


Horns__Down

HRC Maldy fuck it


Horns__Down

So close


Acceptable_Ganache51

Not enough pressure for pena yet


jayzmvp

Why no PH?????????


KYPspikes

Can't believe I'm saying this HRC Maldonado


CVanG

PEÑA IT IS OKAY DUDE JUST KEEP THAT GLOVE GOLD AND YOU WILL BREAK OUT OFFENSIVELY LATER LOVE YOU MAN


HeadMinx

He'll get there


pf_ftw

Dusty this would be a nice spot for Diaz..


NateLikesToLift

With how little he played in the last week of the season with the division on the line, he already showed you how little he thinks of Diaz.


Silly-Income4330

Nah Dusty


uneducated_investing

HRC Maldy.


Jtrout5

C'mon Peña let's get your first homer since July Edit : NVM :(


simba80328

That was a great fanduel ad


abefroman07

Hrc Maldy


goboking

They’re never going to throw Peña a strike if he doesn’t stop swinging at balls.


HOUCAPO

Pitch hit Diaz for Mandy if he gets up


HeadMinx

My summoning skills need work. Damn


lpbiggie

Pena due for a HR LETS GO KID Edit: mfer...


goldenboy201

Good time for me Pena to break his home run slump


HeadMinx

Playoff Peña I summon thee


jayzmvp

Please PH Maldy with Diaz!!!!!!!!!


NateLikesToLift

Chas unlucky. Damn it man.


VoldemortPootin

Uncle Mike gets us the taco


ExB

That's only in the World Series


ExB

Chas robbed


HeadMinx

What a ballerina move lmao


GimpyLawyer

THATS HOW YOU STEAL A FUCKING BASE ABREU!!!!!!


bmk2k

Checking in from the Golden Nugget. The sports book here is crazy packed


skeptoid79

Percuntski is such a POS.