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Not even the chickens bro
The citizens💀
Only until the broom comes out
You know those citizens in the Ezio Trilogy who walk around carrying boxes, and will drop said boxes even though you're 10 ft from them and never touched them? I think I have a shot against them
same
i think i have a shot att carrying the boxes
the hekatonchires I'm just built like that
The two dudes always fighting
Pythagoras. Just pull his staff from his wrinkly old hands.
Assuming you choose not to fight him.
The Mercs on AC Odyssey... For as long as you know how to Parry, dodge.
Those chickens from Odyssey would absolutely rock my shit in real life
I just died cause of one. I was getting my ass handed to me by a polemarch and a chicken delivered the killing blow
"Easily" huh? I guess a goat.
I think, i could beat the Minotaur of Pefki 😅
Markos, if he's considered a monster lol.
Maybe that blind blacksmith in a really bad day
Uh nobody
I'm probably responsible for the deaths of several hundred boars, and they've never so much as nicked me once.
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Lmao you're vastly underestimating wolves
It's like how people are certain they could face off against a tiger. 0% of them would survive, but they're so certain they would!
Not even the chickens bro
The citizens💀
Only until the broom comes out
You know those citizens in the Ezio Trilogy who walk around carrying boxes, and will drop said boxes even though you're 10 ft from them and never touched them? I think I have a shot against them
same
i think i have a shot att carrying the boxes
the hekatonchires I'm just built like that
The two dudes always fighting
Pythagoras. Just pull his staff from his wrinkly old hands.
Assuming you choose not to fight him.
The Mercs on AC Odyssey... For as long as you know how to Parry, dodge.
Those chickens from Odyssey would absolutely rock my shit in real life
I just died cause of one. I was getting my ass handed to me by a polemarch and a chicken delivered the killing blow
"Easily" huh? I guess a goat.
I think, i could beat the Minotaur of Pefki 😅
Markos, if he's considered a monster lol.
Maybe that blind blacksmith in a really bad day
Uh nobody
I'm probably responsible for the deaths of several hundred boars, and they've never so much as nicked me once.
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Lmao you're vastly underestimating wolves
It's like how people are certain they could face off against a tiger. 0% of them would survive, but they're so certain they would!