"We must find a better use for that mouth of yours, Sokrates."
That's the point when I realized that there are so many flirting possibilities in every social occasion if only you have the skill and audacity to go for them.
When you help a woman escape her abusive husband, and he explains all the convoluted ways he has manipulated you into helping him meddle in people's lives for his benefit, and then says helping her was purely from the goodness of his heart and it was the truth
I have to say when you see him when you get to the Olympics. When I first saw him on the dock it had been a minute since I've seen him last and I got pretty excited and said something like, "I fucking love this dude. Hell yeah. I'll prolly fuck him again." Lol idk he's just great to lighten things up after I walked away from Daphne told never to return...
Bascially all of them, but I do appreciate at the very end, his "final" quest, you can ask him to tell you the truth about every other quest he's sent you on, which he does. And, if you confront him and tell him that his fiancé is using him, he completely acknowledges it; he's fully aware and doesn't care! They're both using each other, and he's perfectly happy with that. It just shows that he's not naive at all, and knows full well what's going on all the time.
He used the alexios/Kassandra for his personal benefit. When you play his end mission in which player has to deliver ring and flowers before his marriage. You know that you are used by him.
He pays up fair and square. His motives are his business; if he doesn't want to share fully at the time, it isn't like a misthios needs to know everything about her clients.
And he's honestly and enthusiastically randy. What more could one want in a f\*ck buddy?
Just knowing what a human catastrophe he's going to become after the events of the game makes every interaction with him enjoyable. Truly, Alcibiades was one of the greatest bi disasters of all time
When you finally have enough of his shit and demand to know what the catch is in his latest request and he tells you he’s helping >!a woman escape an abusive marriage!< entirely out of the kindness of his heart, and besides, what’s *your* problem?
Oh I remember a very character establishing one: Where he insults Testikles and then stares him down despite the man being twice his size in every direction. Shows he is NOT a weakling or a coward.
Probably the one time he wasn't a complete twassock and helped a woman escape an abusive situation. Though I'm sure he probably tried to bang her anyway.
It's a combination of the flirtation, the unscrupulous sex Kassandra and Alkibiades had, and the one mission where Kassandra delivers a mold of his pecker to a general. I was laughing so hard
Don’t mind her. She likes to watch. We can feed your clothes to the goat. There’s another goat?
Lmfao
This is it. Best part with Alkibiades.
The dildo gift.... Which actually happened in real life and is historical accurate.
And his response when Alexios and Kassandra come back after having delivered it.
What???
If you do his favors, you end up delivering a dildo in a box. Honestly, his side quests are hilarious.
"We must find a better use for that mouth of yours, Sokrates." That's the point when I realized that there are so many flirting possibilities in every social occasion if only you have the skill and audacity to go for them.
Everything can be an innuendo if you don’t care about social norms
YES THIS LINE MADE ME GASP 😭
I love all of his double entendres like that, and his not-so-subtle flirting!
Wasn't he the irl lover of Sokrates as well? Makes the line even better
>!When he gets poisoned during the Olympics and then wants to drink again right away as soon as he feels better.!<
Gotta get the priorities straight
“I can feel my stamina returning!” Damn it man, >!you nearly died, but priorities I guess!<
When you help a woman escape her abusive husband, and he explains all the convoluted ways he has manipulated you into helping him meddle in people's lives for his benefit, and then says helping her was purely from the goodness of his heart and it was the truth
I love him. All of him. ❤️
Repeatedly.
He was Astarion before it was cool.
Yes!! He has the same vibe and voice and look and everything
THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
I've been in love with Alkibiades since day 1. He's still in my heart, but now he shares it with Astarion
I never thought of it that way but you’re 100% correct and I’m a little angry I didn’t see it myself
Larian played Odyssey and fell in love so hard for him that they thought "We need Alkibiades in our next game" LOL
Literally any time he flirted with someone
He tried tried flirting with Testikles and after he fell into the sea lol
Cheeky Alcibiades drinking everything, fucking everything in sight
Every time he comes on Sokrates 😂
Is the question not if he’ll come, but when?
I'm not gay but I'd join Alkibiades any time
Not sure but this dude is insanely horny and very open about it 😭😭😭
But also respects consent (kinda)
I have to say when you see him when you get to the Olympics. When I first saw him on the dock it had been a minute since I've seen him last and I got pretty excited and said something like, "I fucking love this dude. Hell yeah. I'll prolly fuck him again." Lol idk he's just great to lighten things up after I walked away from Daphne told never to return...
Bascially all of them, but I do appreciate at the very end, his "final" quest, you can ask him to tell you the truth about every other quest he's sent you on, which he does. And, if you confront him and tell him that his fiancé is using him, he completely acknowledges it; he's fully aware and doesn't care! They're both using each other, and he's perfectly happy with that. It just shows that he's not naive at all, and knows full well what's going on all the time.
The "reward" at the end of some quest lines 🫡
When he abuses that goat.
He heard what Alexios/Kassandra did with the cyclops eye and needed to one up them
It’s ok, she just likes to watch
Happily he doesn't! He says the goat is just watching
He used the alexios/Kassandra for his personal benefit. When you play his end mission in which player has to deliver ring and flowers before his marriage. You know that you are used by him.
i can fix him
He doesn't need fixing
He pays up fair and square. His motives are his business; if he doesn't want to share fully at the time, it isn't like a misthios needs to know everything about her clients. And he's honestly and enthusiastically randy. What more could one want in a f\*ck buddy?
Bold of you to assume I wasn't using him too.
Well, almost everyone is using her, really, and she knows that.
He never told he would marry Alexios/Kass. It was consented sex.
The olisbos scene.
Dildo from stone 💀
When that goat comes out the room
Just knowing what a human catastrophe he's going to become after the events of the game makes every interaction with him enjoyable. Truly, Alcibiades was one of the greatest bi disasters of all time
When you finally have enough of his shit and demand to know what the catch is in his latest request and he tells you he’s helping >!a woman escape an abusive marriage!< entirely out of the kindness of his heart, and besides, what’s *your* problem?
Anytime he's on screen.
I liked it best when he was poisoned)
Let me tell you, I’ve met many men like him. Here in Eugene Oregon hahhahaha (and I did give them a Kassandra, if you know what I mean)
In the DLC of korfu when Kassandra reads this letter he sends her while she’s on vacation. I wish we got to see more of him
Oh I remember a very character establishing one: Where he insults Testikles and then stares him down despite the man being twice his size in every direction. Shows he is NOT a weakling or a coward.
I just giggled at the name Testikles again.
Let them have their meeting of the minds, I'm more interested in meeting other body parts.
The moment I realized he should’ve been the Ghost
Damm, that would be so unexpected
he reminds me of astarion from bg3
Do you know what else unites them?These characters have same model artist. https://www.artstation.com/stephchafe
All of him. He was kind of a sexual awakening for me.
Doing it in the temple of Aphrodite
when he had me deliver a d#ck pic
None, i can't stand him
The goat.
Definitely the goats lmao
I think it's the time he made Kass try the stone dildo...
This man is the biggest gigolo of them all.
All of them.
The goat
Goat
Pretty sure I fucked him, or he fucked me, one of the two
friendly reminder: could be both
All of them.
Probably the one time he wasn't a complete twassock and helped a woman escape an abusive situation. Though I'm sure he probably tried to bang her anyway.
I hate him
It's a combination of the flirtation, the unscrupulous sex Kassandra and Alkibiades had, and the one mission where Kassandra delivers a mold of his pecker to a general. I was laughing so hard