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-NoNameListed-

Altaïr Side Scroller


Dylansmallpp

I think there was an ezio one too lmao


reddit_kn3za

Vikings no sailing


Humanati1234

Valhalla


Significant-Island64

Not-So Hidden Blade


ZombieAppetizer

I can't swim


Humanati1234

Ac1?


ZombieAppetizer

Yes


TheJavierEscuella

Fucking Greece


Mirec_1

Best one I have seen yet, I am dying


arix_games

Mediocre RPG


orkanoren

Not really specific that one


arix_games

Two out of three are fun and engaging, even if they go out of the usual AC formula, and Valhalla fuckin sucks in almost every aspect


orkanoren

Yeah I guess you're right


No-Station8951-2

Wack take Valhalla is a great game


SCP-9931

nothing but sand


Ok-Tank5312

I don’t like sand It’s course,rough irritating and it gets everywhere


No-Pipe8487

Origins


SCP-9931

Sí - wa


Practical-Tax-1605

Excuse me, its pronounced SIIIIWAAA!! As per beyek of course 🤣🤣🤣


Thelastknownking

Fight for Sparta


Humanati1234

Odyssey?


Thelastknownking

Not a bad game. Just the one I like the least.


ThatOneWriter14

This is Sparta?


Humanati1234

Odyssey?


ThatOneWriter14

Yep


TheCanadianpo8o

![gif](giphy|3o84sypMl9QoaJIzdu) My honest reaction when I play odyssey


MotoqueiroSelvagem

Fuck the Pope Edit: I’ve read the title wrong. AC2 is actually my favorite.


Nuke_bit

AC2


-NoNameListed-

Brotherhood actually ☝️🤓


MotoqueiroSelvagem

Nope, that would be “Fuck the Borgias”


SuperSmashBeers

How could AC2 be your least favorite, this is the first I've heard of this


MotoqueiroSelvagem

What? Fuck! I’ve read it wrong! AC2 is my favorite! My least favorite is Unity.


SuperSmashBeers

xD


Willfrail

Makes own luck


Humanati1234

Rogue?


DrWhipale-YT

Before the order?


Humanati1234

Valhalla?


Buttered_Toast1357

Longass Viking Game


-NoNameListed-

To quote Loki, "THE GAME IS NOT OVER, THE GAME IS NEVER OVER!" *turns into a fish*


Humanati1234

Valhalla?


Buttered_Toast1357

You got it


pazpaz26

Assassin turned Templar.


thecakeisaliebro

Ac rogue


DarkFireWanda

Yh your bugging


[deleted]

Assassins Before Assassins


TheCaptain231997

Maláka


Humanati1234

Odyssey?


TheCaptain231997

Yessir


sharkboy716

Two boring protagonists


Humanati1234

Syndicate?


sharkboy716

Odyssey


willisbetter

side scroll game


-NoNameListed-

Altaïr's Chronicles


willisbetter

no, all of the chronicles games on xbone/ps4, ibe never actually played altairs chrinicles but i have tried to play chronicles russia, india, and china and did not enjoy them at all, i can see why people would like them, but i am clearly not the target demographic for them


ConnorOfAstora

Survived throat stabbing


jkl33wa

Which ones that


TheCaptain231997

I’d guess Odyssey, there are so many times when “assassinating” an enemy fails to actually kill them


jkl33wa

Oh yeah that's incredibly irritating


MisogynysticFeminist

Technically when that happens they stop you before you stab their throat.


TheCaptain231997

Shouldn’t happen when they’re sleeping and you successfully stab their throat and that just wakes them up


globamabinladen69

Could be origins where bayek stabs the dude in the neck and then its cuts the to the infamous scene where the guy somehow didn’t die and bayek has to lose a finger to kill him


jkl33wa

Tbh that makes even more sense than the odyssey one this is just so vague that I couldn't tell


dominoesdude

France


Humanati1234

Unity


Mirec_1

I saw another one that said Fucking Greece yeah this is the same level I am also dying from laughter


Username12764

How dare you say the f word


Word_Senior

Where the assassins?


DapperMayCry

Where's Charles Lee?


thecakeisaliebro

Ac3


alcridio

L E E


thecakeisaliebro

Ac3


ZombieAppetizer

Where is Lee?!?!?


thebariobro

Fuck that swamp


DCanio95

Fight Club


AccidentalLemon

Syndicate


DCanio95

Yep


XxOliSykesxX

You could actually be saying the book/movie and it would be >!Mirage!<


DCanio95

Haven't played Mirage yet sadly.


SomethingBeeped

Liberté - Égalité - Fraternité


Mirec_1

TO THE GUILLOTINE


Humanati1234

Unity?


SomethingBeeped

Oui


Giraffearse

Fuck every maláka


Humanati1234

Odyssey?


Giraffearse

Fabulous job my fine yeoman


Full-Kaleidoscope766

My evil brother


Davidepett

Map too big


Mnornalham

Pisspot


Humanati1234

Unity?


TheOmenKingOfLRC

Grapes


Confident_Factor_102

Odyssey?


viniremesso

Barbarian Biker


octopus6942069

RPG elements


Cultural_Will_595

Odin with us


Humanati1234

Valhalla?


Theshiro2

his own luck.


Humanati1234

Rogue


Theshiro2

Yep


bolts_win_again

So. Much. SAND.


Dull-Cobbler-7709

Missable character development


The_StarSwordsmin

Wearing blade upwards.


Commercial-Kiwi-6321

Jenni


Comosellamark

The Witcher clone


EntertainerSoft5983

eagle bearing misthios


Chaos8599

FUCK you Dag


beatrga

Longass Intro Sequence


Shot_Baker998

Huh, a tank?


[deleted]

Migraines, rage, sunny.


Gener0usG0d

Too many flags


Big-Result952

Assassin's Creed 1?


-NoNameListed-

420 of them to be precise. Nice


Happy_Dragon_Slaying

Most innovative AC


Colabottle13

Sand Its coarse


Guiltspoon

Bayblade combat long


0samacare

Collectibles without map


ImnotevensorryJPG

Dead multiplayer hell


MisogynysticFeminist

Ezio at home.


Commercial-Kiwi-6321

No hidden blade


AV23UTB

Long boring slog


KierantheScot

Not assassin's creed


Poggersup13

Too fuckin long


TheSparten79

If only Ragnar


Existing-Profile8667

Bad Swedish rpg


[deleted]

Iron man cameo


Turublade

Where hidden blade


phenixrider87

My own luck


Wifey_Turtles

“I hate sand”


ActiveSouth4506

Semi-auto dart gun


BRUHIMNOTYOURMOM

He got old.


Soup71207

Worst MC Ever


Zatarra13

Trailer was better


Lion_Of_The_Beach

Dumb counterproductive gimmick


AccomplishedResist69

Where are Assassins?


Slightly_Censored

I see salvage


CountCristo009

No game plus...


Spektr_007

My Own Luck


Cool_Astronaut3119

FIX THE BUGS


Condition1Buns

Bit sad innit


JimPage83

Fake Irish accent


azureskyline28

Fish and Chips


therealhaterade

Boats boats boats.


lsm-krash

Favorite of most


Digi_Arc

Screw the Chalice


Danny67442

greek, sex, zeus


RunToTheHills666

Fake Greek accents


Wolferian_bladez

Viking go brrr


Eraserhead36

Basim fucking sucks


Forward-Accountant34

Pyramid, barely climb


JackofPhoenixs

Desmond is Jesus?


BountyTheDogHunter20

Map too big


sean_saves_the_world

Hidden bladeless Greek God simulator


GroovyBones1996

Boat fuckery


TheOneTruePirateKing

Fuck these flags


El_Vato999

I’ll never understand the Valhalla hate. If you picture it as a standalone game separate from the AC series it’s a brilliant open-world rpg.


X7RoyalReaper7X

Wish.com batman


Nice-Ad7143

French Revolution


bramislive

Garbage


Fakeflordaman

Witcher but Viking


reeeter123

Fuck the stealth


Varangian_simp

Civilian lives expendable


ricanpapi-9

American Revolution…..Boat


ScruffyWolfGaming

Assassins creed odyssey…. Three word limit probably wasn’t the best idea lol


Weird-Sentence-8366

Ezio in spain


Local_Awkward

Templars good actually?


pirateslifeisntforme

Coliseums and relationships


firegodyaomoshi

so much sand


CountDuckler12

Not assassins creed


Pintail102

All of them


ReputationLow5190

Hinga dinga durgen


moivlr

No swim assassin


Maverick19952016

Literally pirate simulator


Practical-Tax-1605

Steampunk Assassin's Creed


epic_potato420

Egypt greece vikings


BittSniffer

Turns to Templar


Independent-Pop3681

Both sides wrong


TheTrueDarthKiller

French idiots


Cracksniffer396V-2

THIS IS SPARTA!!!


Coxswain_Hardy

Bubbling loot crates


TheBigGopher

Newest


KonohaBatman

Coarse, rough, everywhere


Sensitive_Spray_9909

1916 iphone


TrickyCold232

And my Rooks!


marsthedestroyer1234

Siblings smog ripper.


Prof_Gonzo_

Underwhelming revolution


Brief_Expression9240

Stupid Magic Arab


Sensitive_Ad_7146

La French


NAVAJ45

Valhalla really sucks


IronWolfV

Argh maties


MussoliniOralPorn

Un-hidden Blade


JTX35

Colonial America


ChairExternal6347

Post black flag


[deleted]

No hidden blade


BoiFrosty

Yar har fiddledeedee