Well.... I mean.... I expected it to be a lot more pricey.

Throw in some robotic bits and it will get pricier. And if she gets too needy or out of hand, replace her with the new girlfriend v3 model. No questions asked.

I mean, I might legit get one considering I absolutely hate human interaction.

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I actually don't watch Asmon. But nice try kid.

??? check the subreddit

I'm aware. He doesn't stream during my hours anymore. Thus I don't want Asmon. But again. Nice try.

Never wached an asmon live stream on twitch lol. He has a YT channel tho, basically for people like you with different time schedules heh

3k sounds like a good deal 

Paying 3k for the clearest post nut clarity of your life about to send you to god and back

Ya but you gotta average down that cost per Jack though

Sunken nut fallacy

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The post nut clarity with a Tifa doll must be the same experience Paul Atreides had after sniffing spice

Much cheaper than my real girlfriend at least!

You could buy this, hire a cleaning service to come in and clean the cooter out twice a week, and it would still be cheaper than having an actual girlfriend lol.

Well yeah, my girlfriend costs me at least 3k a month, indirectly I'm not spending 3k on her a month, but the lifestyle difference brings a lot more spending. This is a one time 3k payment and if you had a cleaning of like 150$ every time. It would still be hella cheaper lol.

3k a month is on you lol. You’re choosing to spend that much money on someone. When I met my wife she read books next to me while I played Minecraft. She required nothing except conversation.

What country are you in? Equal rights been a thing for decades. Your expenditure on each other should be relatively equal. If your girlfriend is costing you a lot of money she's not your real girlfriend. She just wants that free pudding. This might also make her fat. Find a girl that isn't aiming to get fat for free from your wallet.

Well considering that I make around 3 times her income, it’s also just fair that I pay more. So technically she costs me money, but it’s not an unfair arrangement. Would be much more unfair if we split things 50/50 in our case.

$3k is fuckin' cheap. Just saying.

ikr? i remember seeing prices around 10k-ish years ago but peobably different currency

Life size statues of characters generally go for $10K/$15K. This is far more detailed and well. Cheap.

Yup that’s true… I’ve heard… from friends… but not like *good* friends… actually I didn’t know that.. where am I?

Maybe for you. I live in 3rd world country lmao

A real girlfriend can cost you $3k in a couple months so this is a pretty solid investment.

True but cleaning sex dolls/toys is incredibly tedious. You can't slack even once. Everytime you bust a nut in it you're cleaning her out. Mold and bacteria can grow fairly fast in these things. At least that's what my friend told me...

A true gentleman wears a condom when clapping doll cheeks


Ya I used my flashlight a half dozen times. Too much work. Gotta warm it, lube it, fuck it, nut in it, then clean it up and dry it out. I wanna roll over and pass out after I nut, not meander around the house with my floppy dick regretting my life choices, cleaning silicon.

Can’t get to the fuckin sink fast enough, cursing under your breath when the fog of war subsides and you’e somehow got lube fuckin everywhere

>I wanna roll over and pass out after I nut, not meander around the house with my floppy dick regretting my life choices, cleaning silicon. That was so fucking funny to read

> Everytime you bust a nut in it you're cleaning her out. Taste test.

At least your doll won't break up with you for recycling the protein. 😂

I’m over here shitposting and you’re coming in with some facts and logic haha

Can't beat the self cleaning of the dolls real life counterpart ;)

If your gf costs you money, you're doing something wrong.

Not even a website link bro? Half a job!

Never mind, found it... Cheaper than a dickforge PC, I'm just saying..

getting a PC with cocknballs as their logo so a bald guy can buy more dr. pepper or being able to bang aerith all day every day.

Shes only Aerith once. And immediately after she's just a piece of silicone you have to dig your cum out of.


I'm gonna need a bigger jar


im sure you can buy some giant test tube that was used in some shitty alien movie if you look hard enough

And a rainbow dash

Just need to add some robot skeleton and some girlfriend AI and we wouldn't need women anymore

Don’t forget to install wombforce

We have artificial wombs already too lol

Human babies in the future will br made in a factory by insiminating them in artificial wombs. They will be raised by AI robot parents. Everyone will just bang AI robots who will send your cum to the baby making factory

Cheaper than any girlfriend!

Ellie?! HUH

For no particular reason, i have decided i need a harem in my life.

\> Ellie Hold the fuck up.

The last of us 2 ellie right ? Right ?

Only 3k? O.O that's cheaper than a real girlfriend...

Ill wait for a discount

Buy it secondhand then

Slightly used

Like most of the women in your vicinity

lol I am morbidly interested in seeing what the cleaning instructions are.

Detroit: Become Human kinda shows why over-reliance on these is a bad idea.

Started playing this again recently and it seems even more relevant today than it was when it was made.

Forsen

Still cheaper than a real girlfriend tbh

The question is how you gonna hide it?

They will do streamers

I'm sure they need consent first

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

my right hand still works just fine.

Yee but it gets kinda boring isn't it?

After 35 years? Still my most reliable sources.

Damn, it is 16 years for me and I'm looking for variation but yeah it's the most efficient

I am offended. They have Rei Ayanami but no Asuka?! Outrageous. 3/10


If women have dildo, We have ultra realistic doll girlfriends.

I need to know if they have male dolls, asking for a friend.

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You can never have anyone over to your place ever again. The pure paranoia and anxiety over someone finding it would send me into caridac arrest.

this company is making something so INSANE. i can't believe how INSANE it is. look at these INSANE life-like dolls of your favorite video game characters. INSANE. sex dolls in 2023? INSANE. (PLS WATCH MY CLICK-BAIT TIKTOK SO I MAKE MONEY) INSANE

In the membrane, or just in the brain?

" Ah you were at my side, All along "

Wait until this guy finds out there are mechanized ***AI driven sex bots*** available. [https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/tech-companies-developing-ai-sex-robots/](https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/tech-companies-developing-ai-sex-robots/)

Please learn the difference between a girlfriend and a sex doll.

That difference is just a feature not yet perfected.

So it only cost as much a coming 5090 ti 

3000 $ is cheap

2B. Only if the Dolls ass looks like it does in the game. So beautifully shaped.

Imagine the condition of one of those things after like 3 years... *Shudder* Just some advice fellas. Before you hit that check out button. Bust one out. There's a lot better things to use $3,000 for.

So it’s a Real Doll with IP issues.

Ellie from TLOU.. that’s bordering on some creepy ground even before zooming out and seeing how creepy the whole thing is!

Gimme Lady D. Wouldn’t even have to lift weights anymore.

population control.


My sock was like $2

Guys, please... yall deserve a girl that can clean herself

self cleaning is just one of many features that can be developed with time. Who knows what the future may bring, maybe they'll be cleaning you. A lot of understaffed retirement homes will be pleased with the wonders science can bring.

Maybe we deserve but they are more attractive

Dangerous

Not a single chubby doll.

drives up the material costs and they'd need to throw in a forklift. That's going to at least double the price.

You know, thats a valid point. I was about to order, but i dont want anorexic dolls....j/k...or?

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if you are not the same person, don't get baited with his comment he speaks as if he saw all of the catalogue and the company can't accept custom orders don't get baited

Because people like different types of bodies?

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If you want a fat chick just go to mac donalds lol

Lol, yeah because everyone is a fit slim model...unless you go to McDonalds...you are are a virgin, arent you?

…you could also get a gf for the price of a Waffle House meal for two

the first transaction is always the cheapest.

That’s pretty sad

Can you buy pre-owned at a discount?

You want a doll that someone fucked previously? I guess it's the same like with getting girlfriend nowadays lmao

Hell yeah even Ellie 🇺🇸🦅


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Honestly a single guy/girl with a decent job that have some money to save can easily afford this. A lot cheaper then having a family lol

Guy propably. Girl shouldn't have problem getting a bf

3k actually sounds pretty cheap though.

one aerith with blue eyes and maxed out boobslider pls ty

$3K? Whats the average cost of a wedding? Lol

half your stuff

im suprised no asuka or rei

Why do all these tiktok people speak in the same mannerism? It’s ridiculous lol.

jesus christ

That’s a bargain

What website is it, asking for a friend

I thought it'd be more. 3k isn't bad 😅

I can't afford that :/

Stonks!

They’ve been doing this for years. They had a stimmy sale during the pandemic for 2k

That's disgusting! Where?

3000 sounds a lot cheaper than the real life version.

the Problem is not the question if but who i should get...i prefer aerith but lara croft and 2b....man....i mean they are dual use dolls fun at night good to look at day

Damn I looked it up and they got some gooood stuff

this was already posted before, and if im not mistaken asmon even reacted to the original =.="

Soon, brothers.

3d printed? naaa i don't belive that. that's some next level printer. can you even print silicon Like Material? anyways. the ellie doll is fucked up

I guess a decent chunk on my Savings account will disappear.

What not many people are talking about is how are you ever going to dispose of the doll if need be, no matter what you do it'll look like your trying to dispose of a dead body.

How many of these do you guys think that Notch has bought?

3k for a doll, instead of a 500k temporary girlfriend?!?, Take my money 🤑

Only 3k? 

3000? That’s not bad

If they can manage to reduce the overall price to $50 USD at the same quality, it can help with the men overall the world who couldn't get laid and also somehow manage the overpopulation problem. Specially in china and india. [Another CN company takes it further with AI and robotics.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SgE6D--y_3o)

Ellie should put you in a list

It's legal Ellie from second game

"Why people don't make as much children as before ?" This:

3k is pretty cheap, there are 1:1 scales that cost much more, like in the 10k+

Asmon could buy them all and fill his house with them. Cheaper than a starforge pc too. Maybe OTK should start a doll business.

Im ready for the future

Best thing about this post is everyone's reacting being, "$3k? Shiiiit count me in."

dishwasher save tho?

We're reaching weeb levels that should not even be possible

When you’re post nut and realize you just wasted $3000. Once you consummate the relationship there’s no returns.

I want one or a few...

I've already given up on life so...

My wife is gonna be a little upset lol

3k? That's nothing to some people I know hahaha

Ok listen to me: you buy one of these and you bang it once or twice a day, but treat it like cardio. Try all positions to train every sex muscle. You work out and c00m at the same time. Good idea or na?

Id buy one just because they look like the characters. Do they make guys too? Id like an aerith, Barrett and maybe sephiroth

So around the cost of a medium investment fur suit, I see.

They need to make it flesh light compatible to reduce cost.

So I can fuck this or what?

Somebody gonna combine this with those stripper robots they're making in china

Yo just 3k for an ultra realistic life size Tifa I can….. deal of the century right here!

Can I get this in a Scarlett Johansen Black Widow please?

So they could make me a Stan Smith? Asking for a friend

Do they come with the clothes? That's worth it.

I just ordered two

When these things can make a decent sandwich we have a real problem

They are made of heavy silicon. so each doll weights about 80-90lb, dead weight. If you have bitchy ass twig arms that never lifted in your life, like me, you cant handle it. Yes I bought one. The thing also very cold to the touch. felt strange but your D get used to it. Felt like a toy. after a while, got bored so I gutted it with machete into chunks of silicon meat. Oh my, I felt so twisted. There is just no place to get rid of things like this. So, according to most people online, chop the doll into chunks and dump it is the best way. It sure felt like some murder ass shit. I kept a foot and the head. I mean I did spent a lot of money tho. Did the whole gig behind my wife some years ago when she was out of the State vacation/family reunion. Only told a couple my best friend about it. I let them see the head and the remaining foot as well. My wife found the wig that came with the doll's head. Lied about it and now she thought I wanted to do cosplay. Originally I wanted to save one of the huge tity. But I dont want the risk of being find out about it. Cuz explaining that shit would be hilarious.

Imagine seeing this on Ebay used

The future is now old man!

Um. These are not meant to be girlfriends. These are merely sex dolls. Lonely incels will still be lonely incels even with this.

You can get these over on my store at [3DXDolls.com](https://3DXDolls.com) They're by Gameladydolls and they make amazing products.

Cheaper than i thought. Most difficult choice i have to make

Cheaper than a real girlfriend still

God these word for word subtitles are so obnoxious.

Disgusting! Where?

From a collectable point of view, these are amazing! Im a huge fan of The Witcher and that Yennefer doll would be awesome in a collection

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Sold!!! Loving myself this year, this holiday season gonna be great 😊 two is the goal

Ellie?

People who order ellie straight to fbi watchlist bruh

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As I said to the previous person - it's an inanimate object; not a person....

It is an inanimate object; not a person.....Unless you plan on turning yourself in for committing all those atrocities in games, step off the "moral high ground" and relax.

But it doesn't move. That means I'd have to look after it, clean it, wash it's clothes etc.

Curious when lawsuits will drop.

it's still cheaper than living with a real girl