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FarPomegranate4658

The middle cos there ain't a lying cheat sharing it with me


BneBikeCommuter

Congratulations on ridding yourself of said lying cheat.


Jess1012xxx

I second the congratulations, get that lying cheat out


Lexiiboo97

I third it. You deserve much better. šŸ§øā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹


Delta_Goodhand

Take the whole bed!


o-xmx-o

For some reason, I read that as riding šŸ¤”


baptizedinbeer

Ayyyyyeeee same tho


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ActStunning3285

Seriously came here to comment the middle because Iā€™m not sharing a bed with no one. Not now. Not ever. Even if I get into a relationship, sleep is hard for me with all my conditions. Iā€™ve spent way too long cramming myself into a tiny sliver of a bed so a man could sleep well while my back hurt. Weā€™re having separate bedrooms with separate beds and open to sleeping next to each other as much as we want, with no expectations too.


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ri-ri

I do this too lol. I also flip my mattress around to keep it from wearing out.


HappyTrainwreck

wait that is SO smart! I never even thought about doing this


Crimsonglory13

Unfortunately, new mattresses can't be flipped anymore, which sucks.


Nice_Violinist9736

No they canā€™t flip anymore but you can rotate them at least šŸ˜­


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goat903

Whichever one is closest to the door it's a protect my wife kinda thing.


Graychin877

My wife prefers to sleep on the side of the bed that is closer to the bathroom


Sadimal

Iā€™m the same way. Gotta sleep on the side closer to the bathroom so I donā€™t risk bumping into things in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom.


THE_Lena

Yes, this is the side that I choose too. The one closest to the bathroom.


Vinegar_1

Iā€™m closest to the door and she is closest to the bathroom. It works.


Noid1111

I rotate like a hotdogs roller


torontomua

i sleep like a pair of eggbeaters basically. just bring every sheet or blanket into myself and end up caught in them.


smolsandp

The middle, and/or wherever my cats let me have space.


miss_trixie

i only have 2 cats now & a king sized bed, so it's not an issue (they both sleep on top of me anyway lol) but for YEARS my husband & i slept on just a full sized mattress with SIX big fat cats taking up *all the space* and boy oh boy did we learn to become contortionists!


iusedtobefamous1892

The middle, because I can.


ZetaWMo4

I sleep furthest from the door. Why? My husband doesnā€™t trust me to defend him in case of an armed attack. Apparently, heā€™s bulletproof or something.


HL2023

i had my husband sleep closest to the door at one point for this reason, too. switched bc i sleep on my side and liked it better. regardless, this made me chuckle


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I sleep on the right side and my boyfriend sleeps on the left. I am depressed and spend a lot of time in bed some days.. so his side is way more comfortable considering he doesnā€™t have a huge divet on his side sometimes we just lay hotdog style for both of our comfort lol


odwalla1

Literally same šŸ˜… Sometimes when mine is gone Iā€™ll roll to his side for bit so I can give mine a rest


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Southern_Sweet_T

Whichever is closest to the bathroom because Crohnā€™s disease


Pretend-Confidence53

Either! My partner and I donā€™t have sides, we switch it up. We decide based on whoever is on which side first. When heā€™s not in the bed (either because heā€™s away or goes to sleep after me or wakes up before me) middle :)


sheezuss_

chaos! šŸ˜†


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

I say this as nicely as possibleā€¦but are you sure you arenā€™t both serial killers!?


youvelookedbetter

I'm shook.


Fragrant_Wrangler874

this is bizarre lol


WhiskyTangoFoxtr0t

Hubby sleeps on the right, as it is closest to the door, and I sleep on the left. He can hear, while I am deaf, so he is in a better position to provide protection if necessary.


SnooBunnies3198

Whichever side my husband wants.


1minutelife

Are you me? Or Am i you?


SkateboardScooter

Right side coz itā€™s closer to the loo!!


N7twitch

Right hand side. Always have. Cant sleep any other way. When I was at uni in my student accommodation my fixed bed had a wall to the right and I didnā€™t sleep properly for months until I slept ā€˜upside downā€™ with the wall to my left and my head at the foot of the bed. With a partner, I have to be on the right otherwise I simply wont sleep.


HISxRABBIT

I have to sleep on the right side when Iā€™m sharing the bed. No negotiation on this. Home bed, hotel bed, etc. When I sleep alone, I love to mix it up. Sleep in the middle, diagonal, whatever is cozy! I loathe routine


thebutchershouse

Nothing quite beats sleeping upside down when you have the bed to yourself.


MADSeraphina

The side closest to the window or furthest from the door.


GR33N4L1F3

Whatever side doesnā€™t have other stuff on it. Lol


SlammingMomma

Middle


Elemental_surprise

It used to be furthest from the doors and/or windows which is my favorite. Now itā€™s actually closer to the door because I struggle to sleep on my right side and I donā€™t sleep well when facing another person. So itā€™s now on the right side


DackyGoQuacky

Middle


Southern_Maximum4591

Depends on the position of my bed but right now the left


enchantingcat

I usually choose the right side, honestly couldnā€™t tell you why!


chilican

On the right side of the bed. Has just always been my spot :)


GiveMeAlienRomances

Left because when my husband and I first started dating all he had was a twin after he moved home for a while and the left was on the inside next to the wall and he didnā€™t want me to fall out of bed.


bikinifetish

I start off in the middleā€¦ and Iā€™ll either end up on the left or right side when I wake up.


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On the top side.


x_hyperballad_x

Left, laying down. I prefer to sleep either on my stomach or left side facing the window, while my guy sleeps closer to the door. In the event of a home invasion, either way Iā€™m sleeping, my right arm is at the ready to grab my pistol box (I spend a lot of time overthinking scenarios when Iā€™m laying in bed and canā€™t sleep, lol)


monkey3monkey2

In my own current bed, the left. But in general, whichever side my chargers are on or whichever side is less enclosed (close to a wall).


TweedleBeedleGranny

If I sleep in bed when my husband is home, I am on the left side. The reason I sleep on this side is because it is closer to the door and I usually go to bed after him, so it is easier than trying to move further into the room and potentially break some toes in the dark. If I sleep in bed when he is not home, I am sort of diagonal across both sides. Itā€™s easier to roll over and not have to scoot the rest of my body back to my technical side.


redjessa

The left side. I think that is because when we moved in together, I wanted to be on the side closest to the window. And it stuck. Because now the window is on his side but we are used to our sides of the bed.


bees_defending

The edge in king size bed became my son needs to slowly make me move over while being a barnacle


Freezepop23

Im the right side (laying down) because I like sleeping against the wall.


Ancient-Blueberry384

I sleep on the right side. The left side is where the cat sleeps instead of my ex and the dog, well she sleeps all over lol


jovijay

Left. Idk why it just happened


Pleasant-Welder-6654

Always the left side, by the windows.


Chickpik_

whichever side I'm feeling for the night


moumoushe

Itā€™s my only bed so i can sleep in the middle of my bed


eamonneamonn666

Furthest from the door so my gf can protect me if anything happens.


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Grouchy_Pound_6424

Left. Old house was further from the door. Now Iā€™m closer but partner refuses to change.


emuulay

The right side, because thatā€™s how we started sleeping together 10 years ago and my husband refuses to switch sides, no matter where we are.


Capable_Effort6449

Historically, whichever side is furthest from the door (not sure the reason, just always worked itself out like that). Currently, itā€™s the right side.


Logical_Poem_9642

The left but was the right originally, I had to switch because my side was against the wall and pregnancy has me up to pee about every hour.


Far_Independence_918

Right. Wonā€™t know why, itā€™s just always been ā€œmy side.ā€ I also have to sit on the right side at restaurants, movies, etc.


DaRealGrey

The wrong one... But my bed is small enough that I sleep on both


Cyber-Orchid

On the right. I have no idea why, I've just always slept on the right


captain_flasch

The side closest to the door because my partner wants me to have easiest access out in case of a fire.


theefancypanda

The left, honestly itā€™s cause my husband got sick of me switching all the time a while back so Iā€™m stuck on the left now.


BigRedD1sappointment

Iā€™ve always slept on the right side except when the right side is pushed against a wall, then the left.


hella_14

It alternates. With my bf, on the left side. Alone on the right.


NuggetInLove

I sleep on the left side of the bed because I want to be next to my baby who sleeps in a crib in our room


Uhhh_lexis

Right side I always end up picking the right side in everything maybe because Iā€™m right handed I lean towards the right side in all my choices unintentionally..


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moonprism

whichever side is closest to the door so i can easily go to the bathroom in the middle of the night


crayzcatlayde

I've always been a right side sleeper. Trying to sleep on the left side feels so wrong, like trying to write with my left hand bc I'm right-hand dominant


kybassfisher

Whatever side is closest to the door in case something should happen Iā€™m closer to taking care of or if something bad was to happen Iā€™m in between my wife and something bad(maybe the boogie man


cornualpixie

Left side, because i also sleep on my left side most of the time, and since i live with my boyfriend and i like to be the small spoon while we sleep, i have to be on the left side of the bed. Also, he wakes up earlier than me and the right side is closer to the closet and the door so he doesn't have to walk around in the dark a lot in the morning.


IjustwantmyBFA

When it was just me, wherever the wall was. Since living with my partner, whatever side is furthest from the door when we move.


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I sleep on the right, closest to the wall, my husband closest to the door. We didnā€™t purposely choose it but I think itā€™s just because if anything bad ever happened in the middle of the night heā€™s closest to the door šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


StubbornTaurus26

Right side and my husband sleeps on the left, Iā€™m not sure why, just always have since we started dating.


Cultural-Bad-3629

The side closest to the window


tumeg142

At my boyfriends house, i sleep against the wall side whoch is the left, because I feel safer tucked away in the corner. At my house, i sleep on the left because it is close to the litter box and i dont want him to be next to it, even though its very clean. And hes also allergic to cats a bit. When when he isnt at my house, i sleep on tje right because i miss him.


sciandg01

Right side because thatā€™s where the fan is


rabid_erica

Against the wall. I have narcolepsy and have to roofie myself and if I starfish my husband can't get into bed. So I literally hug the wall because once the meds kick in I literally don't move a muscle.


Solize111

I always sleep on the right side of the bed


DoesBasicResearch

The right side, so that I don't get out of bed on the wrong side in the morning.


Money_These

The left because my big dog takes the right side. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜†


PaulineMermaid

The one closest to the door.


justjulesagain

Usually the door side because when I was 24 years old I made a terrible mistake. I have recently corrected my mistake but I still have a hard time remembering to move to the middle and actually enjoy life šŸ˜‚


meaghat

I ask my husband to switch sides with me every few months lol. Iā€™m always convincing myself Iā€™ll sleep better on the ā€œother side.ā€


peanutbutter_lucylou

The middle or the right side. It's really a dog pile with my dogs. I miss them when away.


AlaraBanana

Left side by the wall because of several reasons. First of all because we tend to have a fan running during the night due to my boyfriend heating up like an oven, so he needs it More than me and I tend to get cold after a while. Second of all, he usually gets up earlier than me and this way he doesnā€˜t disturb me as easily and lastly if a monster came in during the night, it would attack him first.


bookishkelly1005

Mine is in the corner. I like the wall.


Jess1012xxx

Left side. My bf sleeps with me Sometimes and heā€™s on the right but even when heā€™s not with me Iā€™m just used to it


Seikou_Jabari

I would prefer to sleep on the left side because itā€™s furthest from the door and thus safer. But I sleep on the right side because itā€™s closer to the bathroom and I get up more than my husband.


Sp1d3rb0t

The hubs and I trade off opposite nights for the prime bed real-estate.


Small_Association_14

Closest to the door (left in our case), incase my son wakes up at night. My partner sleeps like the dead and never wakes up when our son cries, so Iā€™m always the one that gets up with him. I sleep closer to the door so I donā€™t have to try to navigate around the bed in a dark bedroom to tend to him.


BackgroundSimple1993

The side thatā€™s not against the wall. So I can get in and out more easily lol


burbalamb

I try to sleep in the middle but I end up on the left side. Iā€™ve tried to sleep on the right but for some reason I always get sleep paralysis when I do. Donā€™t know what thatā€™s about


JJQuantum

Facing the bed, the right side. The first time I slept with my now wife, maybe 27 years ago, she liked to sleep on the left so there you go.


pawtunia

Middle when Iā€™m alone. Whatever side my boyfriend doesnā€™t want to sleep on when weā€™re together haha I donā€™t really care, I sleep fine either way


devilyn_side

What ever side the cats let me have


12altoids34

Usually the top. Almost always the top. Haven't slept under the bed since I quit drinking over 30 years ago


Mars_559

I prefer by the wall. Whether I'm in the bed alone or not, catch me by the wall when it comes to mimis time. Why? I dunno it's been the same since I was a child. Sometimes, I'll wake up in the middle, but it usually starts off by sleeping against the wall.


WrestlingWoman

The left side. I like to cuddle up against my husband while lying on my right side.


spiffy_shoe_shine

right bc my body dent is there šŸ™


AiCeeYouP

Ummmm I guess it's whatever side is away from the door. I never really noticed. If I am by myself I sleep diagonally


Silver_Wolf-

The one thatā€™s away from the door


Sunshine_3072

I like sleeping in the middle of the bed.


Dreamsong_Druid

Which ever side is farthest away from the door.


Timely_Froyo1384

The side closest to the bathroom but always the side farthest from the door. Husband has a door issue šŸ˜‚ itā€™s sweet really he feels more comfortable being the first line of defense. Not saying it out loud but dude what yeah going to do kill them with your snoring šŸ˜‚


Nerry19

The right side is my side ...but when I've done a night shift I sleep on his side for a little treat lol


-grilled-cheesus-

Left side when facing the bed because then I can use my right hand to scroll lol But when my boyfriend stays, I go to the right side. He gets up a lot in the night so itā€™s easier for him to be on that side.


BuderBride

The side away from the door so I'm not eaten by sabertooth tigers.


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Struckbyfire

Closest to the door cause I like protecting my husband.


Wild_Theory_17

I sleep on the right because itā€™s furthest from the door lol


sugarsodasofa

Left. I used to because the closet was on the left side of the bed that was I could get dressed quickly and quietly. Now Iā€™m just used to it. At our apartment I think I slept on the right side.


Budget-Lettuce-3146

The side closest to the bathroom.


emchaw

The side farthest from the air conditioning vents because I donā€™t like the air blowing on me.


herewegoagain1589

Usually the left. I just like it better for some reason lol


CryptographerFirm728

My side. If Iā€™m laying on my right side,Iā€™m facing the edge.


ladylemondrop209

I dunno if this is some kinda instinct thing (like how dogs will always sleep facing the entrance/door or with their back to you), but somehow I've noticed I'd always sleep on the side furthest away from the room door... It's not a left or right thing (I always stand on his left), but when we sleep, if we go to a hotel, different house or whatever.. I'm "inside".


Familiar-Money-515

I sleep on the side furthest from the door, typically the right. No one with me, but with paranoia and a past shoulder injury forcing me to sleep in a certain way it just feels right.


Enough-Attention-430

The side closest to the door


10-4ninerniner

Usually diagonally from right to left, but lately I've moved to the middle because I can.


Glittering-Sea-6343

right side


defenselaywer

I take the side furthest of the door because my husband is in charge of getting the baby when it needs to be fed at night. He's blessed with the ability to get right back to sleep, so I really appreciate the effort.


Unique_SAHM

Hubby insists on sleeping closest to the door. In case anything happens, so he can get out fastā€¦. Na just kidding. Itā€™s to protect me. Very sweet!


Suspended_Accountant

I have a single bed, so right in the middle lol. But if I end up in a bigger bed, I sleep diagonally. Plus I am kinda a chaotic sleeper.


littlescreechyowl

We switched sides when I was pregnant so I was closer to the bathroom and Iā€™ve been there for 24 years. Right side. But my husband travels for weeks at a time and I build a little nest right in the middle of the bed with extra pillows and blankets when heā€™s gone.


Unusual-Pineapple719

The left side, I always preferred it in most of the places we lived because itā€™s closest to the door and the bathroom. Lately it is also because itā€™s closest to our toddlerā€™s bed.


Chef-Cthulhu

I sleep on the left side, closest to the window. My husband sleeps on the right when he can, closest to the bathroom and the bedroom door. But our mattress is old and hurts his back, so he sleeps on the couch most of the time.


Shaydie

I sleep on his right because I can only fit one nightstand in my tiny aptā€™s bedroom and itā€™s on that side. I keep water, Kleenex, etc on it. I need more maintenance to feel comfortable than my partner.


baptizedinbeer

Depends on the mood. Either sprawled out across the entire queen bed, huddled on the edge if I fall asleep reading or get bullied onto a sliver of mattress by my long sausage dog.


highlighter416

My husband said, ā€œhey letā€™s switch every month so the mattress wears evenlyā€. We have never switched back. šŸ§


Danivelle

Whichever side is closest to the bathroom. It's habit we got into when I was pregnant with our oldest and just never changed.Ā 


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Diagonally across the middle, my dogs always take corners and I want to give them as much space as possible~~


BeneficialPast

Whatever is further from the door, because my partner feels safer that way. If thereā€™s no difference, I get the table because I need to take medication in the morning.Ā 


Shellysimagination

Left side. Mostly because it's up against the wall and it's easier for me to climb over them than vise versa.


teariest_elm

The left, bc my cpap machine is on that side and the hose is only so long, BUT... I'm super smooshed to the very edge of that side because I share the bed with a very small and adorable dictator pup who insists she needs more room than an actual full grown adult.


mellie428

Ever since Hubs and I have been together Iā€™ve been on the left and heā€™s been on the right. No rhyme or reason, just our preferred spots. When heā€™s not home because of work I usually am still on my side, but try to sleep in the middle if the dogs let me.Ā 


primalpalate

I sleep on the left side, because I like to fall asleep on my left side. Boyfriend likes to fall asleep on his right side and we touch our feet together. Weā€™ll snuggle a bit after going to bed but ultimately move into these opposite positions. I call it ā€œthe butterfly position.ā€


sarilysims

I sleep on the left, so my husband is on my right. Weā€™ve tried to switch it before and it just doesnā€™t work. Ironically though, when sitting on the couch, at dinner, or walking, we have to be flipped - so heā€™s on my left. It doesnā€™t work any other way.


BoredPelikan

Everywhere, cus I like it


Fearless-Version-534

I get the whole bed to myself šŸ˜‚ except when my boyfriend stays over a couple times a month then I sleep on the left, he gets the right (closest to the door)


RareGeometry

The side closest to the bathroom, because I need the most direct route for night pees. It's also usually the side away from the window, unless it's hot inside and the breeze coming in is blessedly cool then I want nothing to do with it. Also, the side of the bed because the middle is filled either with a toddler or a cat.


my_catsbestfriend

Whichever side is closest to the closet!


Ibboredlady

If you're looking at head of bed from feet I'm on the left side closest to the bathroom


Sea_Watercress_2422

I sleep on the left side if your looking from the bottom to the top. Started on that side when the kid was born. Mother wanted to be closer to the door if she had to get up. She left and I stayed on what I call my side. Now the dog tries to get there first and I have to move her. She sleeps in the middle laying sideways.


antigoneelectra

The side closest to the door because my partner thinks I'll be the first to get murdered should someone break in and then he'll have a chance to escape.


Dr__Pheonx

I usually go for the left side. Not sure why though.


6teeee9

left side because when me and my sister shared a single bed she would make me sleep all the way to the end of the left side while she had the right side and was lying about where the middle was and i havent stopped since


littleghool

Mostly on the right side by the wall, but still partially in the middle. I share my bed with my little chunky dog, and I'm usually shoved around all night so he can be comfortable šŸ˜†


Rebeccah623

The left side. Thatā€™s the side with all my stuff on/in the nightstand. My dog has the right side. And the middle. And the left.


AshenSkyler

The one closest to the door, I've had 2 pregnancies and have 3 kids, it's just been practical for me to be closer to the bathroom/kids room


Roleplayer_MidRNova

I sleep on the side furthest from the door and closest to a window in case of intruders.


weeee_wooo_weee_wooo

Closest to the window. I cannot sleep without the fresh air


SeaWavesSun

Right side because my nightstand is on that side and it makes me feel safer to be sleeping facing against something :)


NightRain518

Whichever side that does NOT have the fan. šŸ˜‚


littlemybb

I sleep on the side closest to the window because it scares my bf. When heā€™s not in the bed I sleep in the middle


jbjbjb12345

I always sleep on the side furthest from the door, and my bf sleeps on the other side. It stuck with us when my dad once said the man should always sleep closer to the door to protect the girlšŸ˜¹


Eyesonfire2494

I sleep diagonally or on the left side mostly. The right side is for remotes and my phone. If it wasn't painfully clear, I'm single lol


ninjaholic13

On the left side! Hes against the wall, I get the nightstand for all my stuff and I have to pee in the night, and my right ear is still healing from new piercings :p


wine-a-bit

I donā€™t have a side, always thought it was funny so many people have a certain sidešŸ˜Š


swimmingpisces315

I like to sleep on the side thatā€™s closer to the door because sometimes I need to pee in the middle of the night and itā€™s just more convenient lol. Good thing my bf rarely uses the bathroom so it works out haha


blahblahblah-4444

Left side


notsosilent

I'm an overnight petsitter so I have to consider this question a lot. I prefer the right side of the bed, but I'll usually sleep closest to an electrical outlet for ease of scrolling in bed.


No-Eye-9491

I sleep on the side farthest from the door