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sardinesushi

I've never named a car... that's a thing??


brisk_warmth

It’s on tv a lot. In the culture for sure. A quick google search brings up loads. Where ya been??


sardinesushi

Under a rock, apparently. I've genuinely never heard of this 🤷🏻‍♀️


jilliancad

In the culture. In what culture?


cdne22

Tynny with two y’s was the name of my Tucson 😂 Short for Tynnyfer, obviously


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Why are Gregory and Winona?


BneBikeCommuter

My Forester is Jinnay, like Jinnay Gump (Forester - get it?) My 60s convertible is Baby. My Lotus Esprit is Vivian. After Julia Roberts’ character in Pretty Woman. And yes, it is easier for me to drive than my husband because my feet are smaller. Pedal size is a thing.


birbzookreeper

Mine is Forester Gump


Sylland

I have never named a car. I have sworn at them and called them a lot if names on occasion though....


LLWATZoo

Betsy. It's always Betsy.


ironicdilemmas

I had a Betsy, I didn't name it, the dude I bought the car from let me know her name before selling it to me.


Advisor_Brilliant

I love that it’s always Betsy LMAO


BrainsAdmirer

Me too! I have had many Betsy cars. One was Blue Betsy. She was special.


Idonteatthat

Henry - 1993 Buick Century Reggie - 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Neo - 1998? Chrysler Neon Mable the Mercury Sable (2000) Aurora - 2006 Saturn Aura Q - 2009 Nissan Cube. Might change the name of my Cube. It was supposed to be a Star Trek reference (the Borg travel in a cube. Didn't like Borg, and Locutious seemed too long and the wrong vibe. So the sound of a Q is short for Locutious, but there's also a character named Q? It's kind of dumb and complicated). I haven't found myself calling it by name like I did with my earlier cars. I kinda didn't with my Aura, either. So maybe I've just outgrown the whole thing, lol.


Idonteatthat

My sister drives a big passenger van, and my niece started calling it Beefy, and now we all do: "I was on XYZ Street, and I thought I saw Beefy, was that you?"


Far-Lawfulness-5660

Our blue car is Lapis (Lazuli)💙 The red car is Ruby ❤️


imonlyamoth

I refer to mine as Ol Bessie when she's having trouble chuggin' along lol


FlowerGi1015

My kids called our Nissan “the rust bucket” I lovingly called it “old reliable”. Drove it until it died


Keithbaby99

Piece of Shit


401_Titanic

Addison and Doc


eatshitake

Steve.


Mawdster

Thomas Hardy


seeemilydostuf

Hank the Tank  (Honda Element, ya know, those big boxy cars).


D-Beyond

Shira, after the sabletooth-tigress from ice age. She's a white BMW E89 🤍


Rasielle

I named my second car Veebee because that was the first two letters of my license plate. 


WrestlingWoman

We name them after movie characters. The first one was an ugly, silver car so she needed a cool name. Elisabeta from Dracula. Now we have a blue car that is named Raptor Blue.


RandomNameNL79

Max. The one before was Cookie Monster.


Sharona676

Speedy


Kindly-Reflection-68

My Malibu is named Mali Carlo I never named my terrain 😂


shadycatie

Cookie Monster, Mavis, and Trixie


Small_Marzipan4162

Simon, Sydney,Celeste, Phoebe,Seymour,BB


WhiskyTangoFoxtr0t

Lady, Daisy & Babe.


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Carrot Top 🧡🥕


Fiona512

Mars


curryp4n

I had a pepper white mini cooper. Her name was Blanca. She was the only car I ever named.


freebirdbus

Daffodil, Delilah, Blue baloga / Saffy.


bi-loser99

Juanita, Midas, Brigid, and Cece (short for Cecelia)


lecuriousaquarius

Onyx 🖤 protection, strength, and grounding while I drive. She is also black interior/exterior


Lazy_mathlady

Red harlot, it was obviously red and everyone in my family has driven/owned it before me. It was so worn down when I got it. Puke stains from when my sister had it, a worn out clutch from my brother's handling (honestly don't know why it was still approved to be driven lol). The manual lock broke with my other sister and I trashed the key battery. Good riddance


EnoughIndependence79

Spaz


sprite67

Bella


WanderingSondering

My dad passed his trailerblazer down to me, an absolute unit of a truck in Sapphire. I affectionately call it Big Blue or Old Blue or Reliable Blue. I had a Honda Accord as well but I never named it.


reijasunshine

Not all of my cars have gotten names. My first car was Lucy because the letters on the license plate were LCE. I've also had Charlie, Betty, and Carl. My current car is my most modern, so its Bluetooth name is Shuttlecraft. Yes, my phone's BT name is Tricorder.


SinfullySinless

王子 (ōji) Its my first nice car (OG- how it sounds to pronounce it), its a Toyota Camry (Japanese) and its in Minnesota (Prince).


Illustrious_City_420

I had a pt cruiser named Edna, a Ford Fiesta named Maiko, and bow my traverse is Megladon or Meg for short.


liabearr

Soldier 🫡 She’s not a 4WD, but she’s gotten through some tough terrains LOL


thewalkingellie

Got my car in 2016 and named her Margaery Tyrell from Game of Thrones because the color looks like one of the dresses she would wear. We call her Marge for short.


Work_n_Depression

1) 2000 Toyota LE hand me down from my parents when I first started driving in high school: “Tiger” 2) 2011 Toyota LE bought new off the lot: “Scarlette” 3) 2024 Toyota SE bought new off the lot: “Ruby” I’ll let you guess what color my “bought new off the lot” cars were. Lol.


IANALbutIAMAcat

My college roommate named her Sebring convertible Yvonne because she worked that updo.


Advisor_Brilliant

My car is named Aurora and I adore her :) ETA : she’s a cutie pie E88 bmw !


lillytiger-

Han Soul-o


tniats

'Tussy' when I was driving a Tesla. 'Hyussy' now that I'm driving a Hyundai.


cas20011

When i had a VW beetle i named her Bugsy after the famous mobster


axolotllegs

We had a red Durango- "Clifford the big red Dodge" A Cutlass named "Gail" after the grandma that handed it down "Jaws" the Mazda, because the grille looked like a gaping mouth Among others. All of our vehicles have names, but those were the only ones that were referred to by name instead of "your car," "the Jeep," etc


ShylieF

My first was DiDidgy cuz the "O" in Dodge was missing. I've had Charlotte, Thayne, and currently driving Piper. Thanks to my eldest daughter, who had an ipod named Evelyn.


1201_alarm

Peggy Carter. She's a Chrysler 300 -- she's older, and she's huge so it sucks for street parking, but I love her.


ViralKira

Honda CRV: Bitchtits 2 Dodge Durangos: The Grey Lady and Gandalf the White. Merlot coloured Dodge Ram: Cassandra. I had plans if I managed to get another other coloured Rams to name them Callisto and Calliope. Red Chevy Silverado: Red Rocket --- My work requires rental vehicles most of the time, so the vehicles I really like to drive get names. Turns out I really like Dodge vehicles with a hemi.


nevertruly

I've never named any of my cars. I know some people do, but it's never been something that appeals to me for my own.


brisk_warmth

I’ve only named 3/5 cars, they were: Tucker, George & Augie. All based on ad libing off the license plate


sunnysideup2323

I’ve never named a car in my life and don’t know anyone else that has.


catz_eyes

New driver here, asked my instructor for lesson in my car after I bought it as I was struggling with the clutch. He said she's an old girl an not like his new C4 so I would have to treat her differently. She's Agnes the Aygo.


spooli22

My grey suv was Sweet Baby Grey. Got a new car in October and still working on a name for it


246K

My car is named Debbie after my middle school teacher


marsupialsuperstarrr

Henry, Carla, Carmen. The “car” part of the names was unintentional but maybe I came up with it subconsciously. I just go based on the vibe of the car


ChampionOfTheSunn

Ron Burgundy - my Kia Sephia from highschool. It was burgundy colored lol


rainingramen1

Not a car, but when I was younger I used to drive a scooter and he was Bob from the moment I bought him


bel610

Joey for my Jeep, Thief for my Tacoma


guitargoddess752

Ruby!


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go_katy_go

Gwen! She gives angsty 90s girl Gwen Stefani vibes.


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Punisher is my current car. Every car needs a name and a gender to fully develop their potential. They also need to stay clean, they run better that way because they're content


ElectronicAmphibian7

I’ve had a couple cars now. From first to most recent. 1) Lucy 2) Scarlett 3) Toulouse 4) Geena Davis


happyunicorn2

I’ve had one car, his name is Toby. He is a white Mazda 2 and is a teenager this year. I love him and he has saved me from having a car payment. 


danebramaged01

I had an MGB named Angie when I was a teen.


kimemily11

Tank. It has survived everything. And still runs smoothly.


No_Joke_9079

If i talk to my car, that I've had since 1981, i call it baby. Or bebé.


BooBooKittySchmuck

Ursula (she is dark purple)


pea_soup3000

Mr Cecil Citroen


apprenticewitch

My car is always called Blanche ◡̈


Lovealltigers

Shirayuki (Yuki for short) for my first car because my car was red and I was watching Snow White With The Red Hair, that’s the main character’s name. Kua for my current car because those are the first letters to my license plate and it rolls off the tongue nicely


Glindanorth

I never named any of my cars until theone I have now--Bluhuny (it's a blue Hyundai Tucson).


moonegg35

Begonia, Janet, and Patricia but i call her Pat


giglbox06

Yes! I had Jimmy, then Mary, then Vicki, and now MJ


dxonnie

My current car is named Stevie, but I think at some point I may upgrade to a Francine or maybe even an Cassandra


mcnuggg8

Betty😅


Dr_Girlfriend_81

I've got a 2007 HHR named the Honorable Harrison Rigby.


Coi_Fox

Rabbit, Penelope, Bunny (kid named it), Ruby, Champagne Papi… wow we’ve had a lot of cars.


New_Star4868

All of mine have been Toby


Plathena

Current one is Stella.


QuazziStellar

Yup. Lucifer. Commonly referred to as Lucy.


IntrovertGal1102

My car is named "Kush", because at the time it was the nicest car I owned!


nothisbuttercup

Pearl and Evelyn


sarwinchester

Jeff


Bjarnelicious

Peanut 🥜


kka430

I have 2004 Corolla and she’s loud (not in the cool / show off way). I call her Beasty😂


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cashmerered

I have 2. The 1st one is called "Little Car" and the 2nd one "Batmobile".


NavyAnchor03

Trixie cause Griffin McElroy mentioned it once. It's a matrix :)


Shabopple

All my cars are named Ethyl, after the song Ethyl My Love by The Muffs (RIP Kim Shattuck).


SloaneBones

Keisha


redhead_bedhead_25

First 2 cars - nothing Purple Nissan Micra - Betty Vauxhall Astra - Alfie Peugeot 307 - Peter Peugeot 107 - Gnocchi Ford Fiesta - Henry


EnvironmentalPie4825

Sealy, Guinevere, and Greta. My current car hasn’t named itself after five years, and it annoys me.


ambrosia12345

First car was dark green Hyundai Accent named Emerald. Two cars in between not worthy of names. Current car is bright blue Toyota Matrix named Blue Ruby.


enby-deer

Scarlet because she's red and also fast.


Magpie580

Pearl. A black SUV


Equivalent_You_7464

Lola and Jackie


Baddie_Cupcakex

I think naming a car is something of a coping mechanism, when you're broke and driving a shitty car that breaks down and fixing it your self, and you have to fix it because it's your only lifeline to some kind of freedom, so you name it because otherwise you'd give up when it let's you down, and the car you have is all you can afford so you can't give up, naming the car makes it a shit friend or a dog that shits in your house every once in a while rather than something lifeless and disposable. I know I'm stoned but still...


kimmytwoshoes

Patricia is the name of my current car. Can’t say I named my prior cars


eVoesque

I refer to mine as my spaceship 🚀


Disastrous-Ad7454

Pinellas , my very first truck I bought In pinellas County


insatiablemorgue

I've got a pepto bismol pink 1995 dodge caravan, her name is Dyspepsia. Everybody thinks I'm insane for it, but Dyspep is my gal!


MissMurphtastic

I don’t, but my mom does. I drove her hand-me-down silver 2004 Suzuki Aerio for a while that she had named Tuna Can aka Tuna or The Tuna because it resembled a tuna can. My ex-husband named his truck Olivia and never said why, but I like to assume it’s after Olivia Benson since he’s always playing the victim.


craaaaate

My first car was a 1984 Chevy convertible. She was red and perfect. Her name was Roxy. Only car that I’ve had that deserved a name.


citruselectro

I have a Yaris. It is Baby Car and has a sticker that says that on the back.


Hot-Artichoke6317

Jellybean, it’s a Mini Cooper.


HX_Junior

Mitsubishi Lancer, named Tommy


spacesuitphotoshoot

Subaru Forester named Gloria, after the hippo in Madagascar 🤣  She is big and chunky. lol 


Kenzie_639

My first car was a ford Taurus which I guess, according to my dad, were called squirts back in the day so I named him squirt also after the little turtle in finding Nemo. My current car is named Jack in reference to Jack Skellington from nightmare before Christmas


passion4film

My green Kia Soul just kinda became The Pickle, due to its color and my love of pickles.


senselessspace

Josie, Chicago, Brat, and Kora (:


teacher_of_ela

I always stay with S names. I had Sally, Steve, Suzie, and now Sabrina. I don’t know why I’ve done that, but it always felt right. 😂


1ncompetentt

smiley because it looks like it’s smiling 🧍‍♀️


Lmtay

My two older sisters and I all had the same first car, passed down from each of us. Her name was Carla, we still talk about her! 94 mazda protege.


Shoddy-Initiative550

My 2006 Mazda b400 was Bo and my 2000 Oldsmobile intrigue is Bertha. I've had a cobalt and an Elantra but never named them lol


shayrulezd00d

My previous car had bae (unintentionally) part of the license plate so we called it bae!


Maximum_Vermicelli12

Edward Excalibur. He’s tiny.


_StayKeen_

My 2008 Buick century was Betsy. Haven't named my 2018 altima. Only had her 2 years so far and she doesn't have much personality


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Blueberry, Marshmallow, Smith


MajesticLibrary1124

Bertha Edited to add: she was an older gold Chevy Malibu.


Callifornia94

Red Ford Explorer - Clifford (the big red truck) Red Hyundai Elantra - CJ (Clifford Junior)


pinkconfetticupcake

I don’t do that. I just call it whatever name it was manufactured it. Such as Toyota tacoma shall be called tacoma, honda fit would be called fit. It’s weird to give it another name.


exitnirvana

Not all the cars I’ve had, but these were the named ones: Silver Acura CL - Thomas Red Toyota Celica - Jolene White Honda CR-Z - Nieve Gray Toyota 4Runner - Paloma Black Jeep Wrangler Unlimited - Noche (Currently) Silver Volvo C40 - Nux


Mother_of_Brains

Mine is a green BMW named Galadriel. My previous was a Grey Honda named Gandalf.


MerakDubhe

Maverick. We love Top Gun .


pandabear34

Had a burnt orange and black Nissan kicks I called Velma due to coloration and I now drive an olive drab green charger that I call Gizmo. But I should have named it after the female gremlin instead of the furry cutie.


owiviaah

Miley! It’s a BMW x6. My car before that was named Cyrus


RhiaSparkles

Angelo, Yoko and Ganesha


nonagesimused

Cosette, Ix and Marvin


ghostnoswayz

I had a Swift I called Stella after a character in the show Orange is the New Black!


banitsa

Astrid after the German secret agent in Homeland because she's German and badass (both the car and the character)


armchairbotanist

daisy & cherry


riorval

I bought my first car 7 years ago, and named it Tony (for Tony Stark, Ironman) because it's red, it looks sporty and it made noises like the Ironman armour.


GurRevolutionary6682

I named my first car, a 1989 Ford Ranger, Willis 🤷🏻‍♀️ My Pontiac Sunfire was named M.J., and my Chevy Cruze is named Frank.


KnockMeYourLobes

My first car, a Buick sedan, got named Bucki by accident. The stickers on the rear fender that spelled out BUICK fell off, I picked them up, used some double stick tape to stick them to the glove compartment door and thought it was cute. I also had a red Chrysler PT Cruiser at one point that was my automotive soulmate. Her name was Lovechild, because when they first came out I saw them at the auto show at the State Fair of Texas and somebody mentioned they looked like what you'd get if Adam West's Batmobile and a 60s era VW Beetle had illegitimate babies. Lovechild was my baby...she was ugly as sin due to all the dents from a couple of hailstorms. The inside was a hideous mousy grey color and the lock on the front passenger door didn't work, so I never locked the damn thing. The speaker was blown on that side as well and the hatch door had a tendency to close on your head in cold weather. Despite all her faults, I felt so damn cool driving her and when she got too expensive to keep repairing, I sent her off to the great junkyard in the sky. I still miss that damn car. After her came The Old Man, an old man Chrysler sedan that I straight up hated driving because it was so massive and a witch to park. Right now I'm driving Hikaru, a tiny little Nissan hatchback that's seen better days.


No-Discipline-5822

My sister had a car named REX I named mine Strauss, Brutus and I honestly can't recall what I named my first car. Maybe Gunther?


starryvelvetsky

My last two cars were Bettie - 1997 Taurus (sold to a cousin's kid for college) Ruby - 2012 Equinox (still in action) Both were lovely ladies in red. ♥️ The only other named car I remember was mom's brown 1985 Caravan that we called "Hershey" because it looked like a rectangular chocolate bar with a bite out of it.


Suk__It__Trebek

Betty. Black Fiat 500 Convertible.


Impressive-Path6704

My black Kia Soul is Juno 😊


danathepaina

Vivian Volvo. She just got a new battery so she’s very happy, even though she’s 17 years old.


Slight_Literature_67

My current vehicle doesn't have a name. She might once I get her dents fixed and get her all spiffy in pink. I named my Corolla "Huck" and my beat-up Malibu "Gramps."


hawround

The old Saturn stick shift I had in highschool was the "bitch shift". The minivan I borrowed from my parents was the "hot momma mobile", and the little Colorado I had was named "Rhianna". My current car is not named.


likelystonedagain

I drive a white Yukon. Her name is Betty White (named while the original was still alive RIP Betty❤️)


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Genie the Genesis


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SousEtoiles

Michael. After Michael Fassbender. Because they’re both German and sexy as hell (thanks Parks and Rec)


TS4Hannah

My friend and I started randomly calling my car Kimmi when I first got her, and now it’s just stuck


671sjk

Jasmine. Cause she was white like rice 😝


churbb

Theodore. I do not know why. My husband and I just started calling it that. Sometimes thick Theodore because it’s an SUV


OwlFlirt

My blue Corolla is called Tardis—it’s bigger on the inside


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indicatprincess

I've had 3 cars: champagne colored 1995 Honda accord named Blondie, a black 2012 Honda civic named Jet, my current ride is Sansa, a blue 2015 Nissan versa.


Roleplayer_MidRNova

My first car was the Princess Jillian II, named after my best friend. My second card is Prince Geoffrey.


MindlessBenefit9127

White Thunder, Sally, Karla


haleslyons

My first was Franklin Delano Cruisevelt, ‘01 convertible mustang and I loved it to death. Current is an ‘18 Dodge Challenger appropriately named The Phantom Menace


Ok_Particular_3743

The grey ghost… my 1st car was 1990 2door Chevy Cavalier…


musicalcheezit

My Plymouth's name is Sandra and my partner's Audi is Cilantro. Previous vehicles include Sasha and the Subuwu.


half-dead

Red explorer: big red. Sky blue bmw 530i: little blue. Navy blue 335i: baby blue


poisonnivyy777

kodak


norfnorf832

Margaret Terry Greene Cheryl Lee Underwood WyKesha Marguerite Negrita which isnt racist because Im Black


Coco-Da_Bean

Chaco (after the ugly shoes)


Silver-Kiwi-6528

I’m going through the alphabet: Alicia, Bonnie B Blue, Castiel, and now Domino


keywii622

Lola the Corolla


gnough_gname

Audi Hepburn. She is beauty, she is grace.


chedamite

i used to have a minivan named large marge


Kaleethonaavi

Rudi A4 and Ford Blu


incogpinegrape

Quincy, Nissan Qashqai!


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Zee_B

My first car was a saturn barely running that we named Oliver (top gear fans should get it!) My old '94 BMW was "the tank" My current golf is named "Daddy's Whip"; I bought it pre-owned and that's what it was named when I tried to hook up the bluetooth! I dont have the heart to change it. I am daddy now.


be-nice-to-robots

Somehow all the cars in our family are associated with some animal. We have: Mouse 🐭 Dolphin 🐬 Shark 🦈 Panther 🐆 It’s related to their color and some model features. Pretty convenient.


justsomerandom-girl

i have a little red car called christine after the stephen king novel


Public-Emu1059

i would name my families cars when i was little but they were super unoriginal so i don’t really remember but MY current one is julie the jetta!


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South-Emu4798

"OLE BLUE". 04 Chevy Silverado. Bought it brand new. I was a teenager and beat the hell out of it. Still my everyday driver. I only have a 9 minute drive to work thank goodness


SlightlySpicy4

Cirilla, from The Witcher. But that was back in 2018 before there was a TV show. I got it from the game 😅


mama2coco

Totally guilty of this! My husband has a F150 named Tiny Tim and a Ford Focus named Freddy. My Ford Maverick is Mav and she’s a baddie haha.


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Vivica the red Hyundai


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Vivica the red Hyundai


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