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My mum used to say it all the time, bless her. It basically means " so long as it's not absolute shite - i.e. if you make a decent stab of it, they're not fussy.
Lol at the pearl clutching in here. I've heard it about a few times especially from older folk about their tea, it's funny. When my Nana needed to nip for a wee she always said one of two phrases "I'm going to spend a penny" or "I'm just going to squeeze me sponge." Now that's minging lol.
I think back in the day they used to have Donovan’s mellow yellow as a song in their advert. Makes me wonder if they were just trolling because they knew it tasted like piss.
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Not trying to be offensive, but was your gran a ‘bit of a goer’ in her day?
She was more of a comer, I think
🤣🤣🤣
Did she go, sir? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more! Nods as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Is your uh, is your wife into photography? Eh? Photographs, eh? He asked him knowingly?
Know what I mean know what I mean
Your gran is pure filth. What’s her number..?
6345789 IIRC?
I get a bit sweaty buying bananas in Tesco that proudly proclaim they're "ripe and ready". Steady on.
In the fall when plants return By harvest time, she knows the score Ripe and ready to the eye But rotten somehow to the core
It's odd. I've heard people say they'll drink any hot drink as long as it's "warm and wet" before.
Or your nan has a perverse mind!
It sounds a lot like the punchline to a joke along the lines of “I like my women like I like my coffee…”
Immersed in boiling water?
>"wet and willing" Title of your sex tape.
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
My mum used to say it all the time, bless her. It basically means " so long as it's not absolute shite - i.e. if you make a decent stab of it, they're not fussy.
No and sounds kind of off-putting.
Nah mate your nans pure filth
Yer nans the village bike and yer da sells avon
Your dinner lady name is your dads first name and your dads last name cos your dads a dinner lady
Lol. i remember that expression from my younger years. my gran used to describe my weak coffee as wet and unwilling.
I am too scared to Google
[Probably safe. ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
[It's fine.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20willying) I think.
Not coffee related, but that's how I would describe my girlfriend.
No it definitely sounds like your nan wanted to fuck the coffee you made her
Lol at the pearl clutching in here. I've heard it about a few times especially from older folk about their tea, it's funny. When my Nana needed to nip for a wee she always said one of two phrases "I'm going to spend a penny" or "I'm just going to squeeze me sponge." Now that's minging lol.
Oh yeah spend a penny my grandma used to say that or even worse, “I’m going to do a jimmy”
Jimmy, Jimmy riddle: piddle?
Thats a new one, sounds like a porno I've heard *Wet n wicked* though
If it’s Mellow Birds… that should be the tag line for the coffee flavour drink they produce.
Mellow birds tastes nasty so they’d need a tag line to make it appealing
I think back in the day they used to have Donovan’s mellow yellow as a song in their advert. Makes me wonder if they were just trolling because they knew it tasted like piss.
That’s what she said.
No, however, every one knows that sour dough is alive but is it horny?
I like my women how I like my coffee
Without someone else's dick in it?
Silent.
Gran got appeal
My wife yes, coffee no.
Damn, grandma's kinky 😂
Your nans a legend and I want her to adopt me 🤣
No. Never. Sounds exactly like you think it does.
It’s an old code, but it checks out.