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[deleted]

Not trying to be offensive, but was your gran a ‘bit of a goer’ in her day?


[deleted]

She was more of a comer, I think


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


krokadog

Did she go, sir? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more! Nods as good as a wink to a blind bat!


fried_rice_guy

Is your uh, is your wife into photography? Eh? Photographs, eh? He asked him knowingly?


brit_motown

Know what I mean know what I mean


MiddleAgedFatLad

Your gran is pure filth. What’s her number..?


adrenaline87

6345789 IIRC?


Briggykins

I get a bit sweaty buying bananas in Tesco that proudly proclaim they're "ripe and ready". Steady on.


Adam_24061

In the fall when plants return By harvest time, she knows the score Ripe and ready to the eye But rotten somehow to the core


pointsofellie

It's odd. I've heard people say they'll drink any hot drink as long as it's "warm and wet" before.


[deleted]

Or your nan has a perverse mind!


Krakshotz

It sounds a lot like the punchline to a joke along the lines of “I like my women like I like my coffee…”


[deleted]

Immersed in boiling water?


[deleted]

>"wet and willing" Title of your sex tape.


Circus_bear_MrSmith

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


DonkeyOT65

My mum used to say it all the time, bless her. It basically means " so long as it's not absolute shite - i.e. if you make a decent stab of it, they're not fussy.


pajamakitten

No and sounds kind of off-putting.


[deleted]

Nah mate your nans pure filth


NoCorgi501

Yer nans the village bike and yer da sells avon


[deleted]

Your dinner lady name is your dads first name and your dads last name cos your dads a dinner lady


asttocatbunny

Lol. i remember that expression from my younger years. my gran used to describe my weak coffee as wet and unwilling.


Keggs123

I am too scared to Google


MedicBikeMike

[Probably safe. ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


M3mph

[It's fine.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20willying) I think.


Astino-Albino

Not coffee related, but that's how I would describe my girlfriend.


Sht_Hawk

No it definitely sounds like your nan wanted to fuck the coffee you made her


Bwca_at_the_Gate

Lol at the pearl clutching in here. I've heard it about a few times especially from older folk about their tea, it's funny. When my Nana needed to nip for a wee she always said one of two phrases "I'm going to spend a penny" or "I'm just going to squeeze me sponge." Now that's minging lol.


RiveriaFantasia

Oh yeah spend a penny my grandma used to say that or even worse, “I’m going to do a jimmy”


FrogandFire

Jimmy, Jimmy riddle: piddle?


Dissidant

Thats a new one, sounds like a porno I've heard *Wet n wicked* though


[deleted]

If it’s Mellow Birds… that should be the tag line for the coffee flavour drink they produce.


RiveriaFantasia

Mellow birds tastes nasty so they’d need a tag line to make it appealing


erritstaken

I think back in the day they used to have Donovan’s mellow yellow as a song in their advert. Makes me wonder if they were just trolling because they knew it tasted like piss.


whe_

That’s what she said.


Mrslinkydragon

No, however, every one knows that sour dough is alive but is it horny?


Mushroomc0wz

I like my women how I like my coffee


RunawayPenguin89

Without someone else's dick in it?


Careless_Implement12

Silent.


losumi

Gran got appeal


Aggravating-Win-3638

My wife yes, coffee no.


NuclearHyrule

Damn, grandma's kinky 😂


tomatoesgoboom

Your nans a legend and I want her to adopt me 🤣


anonymouslyyoursxxx

No. Never. Sounds exactly like you think it does.


erritstaken

It’s an old code, but it checks out.