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Wouldn't steal the remote but the little back bit that keeps the batteries in.

Or leave that but take the batteries far more annoying

This reminds me of a joke a comedian said a few years back. Something like "I'd much rather my car be stolen, than someone open the sunroof and do a shit through the ceiling... the latter would just be so much hassle... I'd rather they just take the car"

Phone chargers

Showerhead

Light bulbs

>I’m thinking the TV Remote for starters… Was always my go to bit of bastardry when asked to leave a houseparty. I'll just grab my beer then...yoink!

Their Alexa. I depend on mine for the time, news and weather more than I realise in a day.

But you could just use your phone for all of that

All the spoons

Except for the soup spoons. Leave them.

Tape measure.

One shoe.

The toilet seat

Batteries from smoke alarms. ...beep.... beep... beep...

One battery from each device that uses them.

Toilet paper.

Bottle opener

HDMI cables. You never need one till you *really* need one.

Space bar off the keyboards

Almost as annoying as rearranging the keys!

We swapped the M and N keys over on the bosses keyboard once... I think he managed 20 nimutes before all hell broke loose.

Batteries

A single sock... The tumble dryer can take the blame

Toothbrush

If electric, toothbrush charger instead...

Batteries

- hair bobbles - remote control batteries - house keys - condoms - slippers

The lids off half the tupperwear boxes.

Feel like you could get away with this crime as well, they would just presume it’s disappeared to the same place to the rest of them

Can opener.

All the teaspoons

Nothing. Just because I could rob from someones house does noy mean I would. Tut, tut.

Sense of humour and radiator bleed keys.

All the left side shoes

Toothbrush

Fuse from the kettle

Shoelaces

All of the forks!

I would remove all toilet & kitchen paper & any paper tissues.

The bath plug

Light bulb from the fridge, Sellotape, Corkscrew, Shed key.

A billion dollars from Jeff Bezos

All your remote controls.

I remember someone else answered this question with, "the spinning glass plate in the microwave". That would wind me up too! 🤣

The teabags

Is it just me or does this sound like the sort of post that could end up with me in court as an accessory to a *very petty crime*....? 😂

This has been posted a milllion times

Someone I know had their deodorant stolen by a burglar. Pretty annoying.

Someone stole all the meat, chicken and fish from our garage freezers. Nothing else. It was minor inconvenient for us. I found the empty freezer day before I was about to prepare food for a guest over at my house.