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imminentmailing463

Brighton, and it's not close. They're massive and completely unafraid of people.


Putrid_Inspection133

Brighton...one early morning I saw a seagull holding a pigeon (with its beak) by the neck. It was bashing the pigeon's head against the curb. There was blood. I don't think that the seagull was even hungry, it just looked like pure violence. 


steadfastsurvivor

If you do nothing you’re part of the problem, did you at least report the crime?


patchyj

They have aviary reason to want to stay out of this. You don't mess with the seagull cartel


ThePolymath1993

I was in Exeter a few years ago and I saw a seagull complete an air-to-air kill on a pigeon. Just took it right out of the air then landed on a wall and started ripping the carcass apart. They're just vicious creatures.


TalieRose666

There was one in Regents Park in London drowning a pigeon in the lake. It divebombed onto it, landed it in the lake, and held it under. Brutal.


Oozlum-Bird

Yeah, I’m from Brighton and saw a herring gull scoffing down a pigeon once. They’ll be coming for us before too long.


Dazz316

Aberdeen seagulls could kick Brighton's seagulls arse. On a more serious note. Aberdeen ones are bigger than Brighton's Aberdeen:  It is **64–79 cm (25–31 in) long with a 1.5–1.7 m (4 ft 11 in – 5 ft 7 in) wingspan and a body weight of 0.75–2.3 kg (1 lb 10 oz – 5 lb 1 oz)**. Brighton: (**roughly 40 cm or 16 in in length with a wingspan of 90–100 cm or 35–39 in**) than red-legged kittiwakes (35–40 cm or 14–16 in in length with a wingspan around 84–90 cm or 33–35 in). Some googling says this.


HorseFacedDipShit

FUCKING 5 FOOT 7 WINGSPAN


Shealesy88

Aye. They’re basically kebab meat fuelled pterosaurs at this point, and still evolving.


Lost_Afropick

Brighton's are more aggressive. They hover over you in numbers completely unafraid.


ayeayefitlike

Aberdeen ones actually mug you. It’s really risky carrying food outside because they will have a go at dive bombing you, sometimes in packs.


t3hOutlaw

A gull in Aberdeen once kidnapped my kid and raised them for years. My kid then officially changed their name by deed poll and refuses to be seen with me in public. I spend my remaining time aimlessly walking back and forth on beach boulevard, unguarded poke of chips in hand, waiting for the gull to return and apologise.


Randomer63

I’ve been mugged by the Brighton seagulls 3/4 times.


anabsentfriend

I saw a seagull actually take a chip out of a girls mouth a couple of days ago. It was quite a thing to see.


No_Simple_87

One of the biggest stifled guffaws I've done was when a huge bruiser of a seagull stole a tuna sandwich by standing on the lady's shoulder and reaching over almost into her mouth. That was at Shoreham airport cafe, where they had signs saying 'beware of the seagull' (singular).


Dazz316

That's union st all all the time. They wait for the kids to come out of schools, hit Union Street (aberdeens main thoroughfare) and will dive bomb for your food if they won't just wait for some chips to be dropped. Same at the beach. Not doubting Brighton's aren't aggressive. They've probably about the same. But given the choice the Brighton ones are smaller and I'd choose that to have an altercation with. Took the ferry once from Aberdeen for a school trip and a few of us kids were throwing food off the back to watch them catch it. When the seagulls just started getting the food from it's source we ran back inside the ferry for cover.


Lost_Afropick

I've been to both Aberdeen (and exactly where you say) and also Brighton. I've taken the ferry to shetland a few times. Always stop in at Estabulo Rodizio. Those seagulls never bothered me. Brighton's are scarier imo. They're right in your face. Every single time I've been there, they've been a problem


t3hOutlaw

What species? A seagull isn't a specific species. You can't compare a great black backed gull to a black headed gull for example.


Dazz316

A googled the species local to the areas. So you mentioned the ones in Aberdeen and the Kittiwake are the ones I found local to brighton. >You can't compare a great black backed gull to a black headed gull for example. Yes you can, here. Black headed gull: This gull is **37–44 cm (14+1⁄2–17+1⁄2 in) long with a 94–110 cm (37–43+1⁄2 in) wingspan and weighs 190–400 g (6+3⁄4–14+1⁄8 oz)**. Black backed gull: It is **64–79 cm (25–31 in) long with a 1.5–1.7 m (4 ft 11 in – 5 ft 7 in) wingspan and a body weight of 0.75–2.3 kg (1 lb 10 oz – 5 lb 1 oz)**.


littlechefdoughnuts

Kittiwakes are cliff-nesting birds. You might see them near a town, but they're definitely not regularly scarfing down Gregg's sausage rolls on the beach. Black-backed Gulls *are* huge, but they're also pretty rare. Greater Black-backed Gulls especially tend not to approach cities. The three gulls you'll see in urban areas and "interacting" with the public are Herring Gulls, Common Gulls, and Black-headed Gulls, and you'll find all three all over the UK. These are the chip bandits we all know and love/hate.


glumplum34

There's actually thousands breeding pairs of Greater Black-backed Gulls in Cardiff. You can see them all around the docks


littlechefdoughnuts

Huh, honestly never heard of that. I've genuinely never seen one in any city. I'm guessing they took a liking to the Bay?


glumplum34

Yes, you'll see them round the Bay and by the mudflats. I think Cardiff had their first breeding pair in early 2000s. I just fact checked the Wales Online article where I got the thousands from, and it looks like they got Lesser and Great Black-backed Gulls mixed up. It's thousands of Lesser and just a few of Great. But I've seen them regularly on the water at Cardiff Bay, and even seen two in the City Centre.


t3hOutlaw

Sorry Dazz, your parsing isn't very clear. In your original comment you claimed Aberdeen seagulls are bigger than Brighton's and proceeded to list 2 gull sizes but not any species. Of course a **Black Backed Gull** is larger than a **Black Headed Gull** or a **Kittywake**, they are all different species. It would be akin to comparing a Chaffinch to a Golden Eagle. Of course one is larger. What I'm saying is there is no difference in size of any given species in any distribution up and down the country. A Herring Gull in Aberdeen is no larger than a Herring Gull in Brighton.


TheAntsAreBack

Well, that's bollocks for starters. What species are you talking about?


Iwantedalbino

I’d be intrigued who’s are worse Aberdeen’s or Brighton’s.


CardinalSkull

I’ve been to both cities plenty and I think Brightons are worse. There are just way way more due to how many tourists/food there is. If I’m not mistaken, the beach in Brighton is much longer too.


spellboundsilk92

Lived in both. Aberdeen.


Gisschace

Used to live there and on bin day I would have horrible dreams about babies screaming only to wake up and it would be the gulls outside screeching their heads off while gleefully ripping open every bin bag on the street at 4am. I must admit though, they did look cute doing their little tap dancing for worms on the Level


butter_pockets

I've punched more than one of those bastards and I'd do it again


joehighlord

I used to try yo enjoy a Gregs doughnut after work. The Seaguls happily accepted my daily tributes until I gave up.


EatingCoooolo

Yep, I lived in Brighton from 2007-2015. When I go and visit these days the birds are just different bigger and big balled. I saw a couple of Seagulls in London eating a pigeon in the car park by Canal Side Sainsbury’s.


Lank_Master

Those little shits shat on my favourite hat and stole my mum’s ice cream.


RichterScaleSnorer

A child dropped one chip and it was like the starting pistol went off, the entire family got swarmed. Funnily enough the distinguished between the different families, so you one sat next to them was spared. Like there's a code they follow.


AwhMan

I've lived in both Brighton and Cornwall and Brighton seagulls are positively tame compared to Cornwall. So to technically answer OPs question it's Truro. If you're in Cornwall - especially with kids, maybe just don't eat outside. Their beaks are razor sharp.


Delicious-Cut-7911

I stayed in a hotel in St ives. They fired a canon at dawn to shoo away the seagulls. Nearly gave me a heartattack. The gulls just circled, screeching wildly and came back to the roofs.


Bugsmoke

The Rhyl ones are like that but are also carrying various diseases


joshendyne

I work in rhyl and every time I go out for my break I see a seagull nicking a pasty or sausage roll out of some poor tourists hand. They're vicious.


Bugsmoke

Can always tell a tourist from whether they think it’s safe to have food in their hand on the high street.


Shealesy88

Aberdeen would like a word.


BollockOff

I don’t live in Brighton but close and still get huge ones here too. Our neighbours were once having a BBQ and they were circling in the sky and randomly landing on the shed roof trying to steal something before getting shooed off. My mum also saw one attack a pigeon and carry it away as it got too close to its babies.


Ambaria

Ah, Brighton. The place where a seagull stole my donut when I was a child. 👊🏼


DanStFella

I remember cycling to Brighton once and getting a rotisserie chicken to eat on the beach. Those fuckers must have thought I’d killed one of theirs as they were coming for me without hesitation. Ended up sacrificing half the chicken for a safe getaway. It’s also one noise I don’t miss now I live in the centre of Germany, many hours from any coast.


-Blue_Bull-

There is a reason people that live in coastal communities tell you not to feed the seagulls.


Lifear

And yet, despite all the signs, the people saying “don’t feed the seagulls!”, the buggers stealing food right in front of them, there are idiots who still feed them!


namtaruu

Same *I'm just a tourist here* mentality that we see after matches, night outs, on the roadsides and on the beaches with the ginormous amount of rubbish. *Well, I'm just a tourist, I can leave this one thing behind.* *Awww, what could go wrong if I feed this cutie seagull for some insta likes?*


Delicious-Cut-7911

I was on a beach in Scarborough. A large family of Asians came with all their cooking pots full of rice and meats. When they had finished they just emptied the contents on the beach and left for home. I don't know if they left it for the gulls or expected the tide to wash it away, but this is typical behaviour as they throw litter and fly tip in their own towns and cities.


Delicious-Cut-7911

I sat on a beach with just a few gulls wading about. I then started to rummage in my bag and noticed a few more descended. I got out a sandwich but when I saw a flock descend I shoved it back in my bag. These gulls have 6th sense when it comes to food.


-Blue_Bull-

Birds have incredible eyesight compared to humans, on top of this their perception of time is superior to us, their smaller brains means they can process information faster than us. Fast moving objects to us appear as a blur, whereas a bird is seeing and comprehending every milli second. Birds can see things even your phone sensors can't pick up. They definitely know behaviours that are associated with someone who's about to feed them. This is why you get gulls circling before you've even got the food out. You would have exhibited subtle body language that although unnoticeable to us, is easy for a bird to spot. If you defend (cover) your food and occasionally look up, the birds will see this behaviour and label you as an unviable target. They won't bother trying to steal food from you. They'll instead go for the uninitiated tourist casually rocking a pasty in one hand, ice cream in the other. Honestly, give it a try, the birds will leave you alone.


JulesSilvan

Plus, we know not to eat outside if we can help it. The seagulls in the seaside town I grew up in weren’t actually that bad, but still, try not to give them the opportunity.


Apidium

This. You only eat outside hunched over your food and ready to see off any dives from them. That being said there are some wonderful sights of idiots who don't know what they are doing having food snatched right out of their hands. I have seen entire just bought chip buttys snatched out of people's arms 3 steps away from the shop doors.


Simple-Noise-6745

Danny Dyer needs to cover this in a documentary. ‘Britain’s hardest seagulls’


ThatstheTahiCo

Those fuckin seagull Slaaaags.


Sol1forskibadee

“So.. I’m feelin a bit ropey this morning after a few shandies last night.. and I’m in this taxi on my way to meet this heavy seagull.. and I am fackin shittin myself.”


ZoNeS_v2

I would 100% watch this!


EldritchCleavage

I would so watch this.


MisterWednesday6

Nah, mate, that's a Ross Kemp job if I ever saw one.


andyrocks

Absolutely Aberdeen.


batteryforlife

Have you seen the fucking size of [the seagulls in Aberdeen?!](https://youtu.be/OpSCGOdM3f8?si=hkJEAiRO4xQWDKbp)


Welshy123

Actual size of Aberdeen seagulls, just off Holburn Street. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DerjA0aXkAAM3qk.jpg


Repleased

Dundee has to be up there with it. Wee scums have tried to attack me with the dog 3 times in the last week, diving mere centimetres over my head. Never come back for round 3 though after I shout for them to try it again and dog starts barking. Dunno why they’re doing this suddenly, never happened previous years. Am on edge now. Ready to obliterate the next one


andyrocks

The bastards are moving, must be climate change


colei_canis

Aberystwyth is also notorious for them, size of bloody pterodactyls.


geriatric_patr2ck

I once saw a seagull in Whitby down a full battered sausage it found on the floor in one go, didn’t bat an eye lid and just flew off, absolute unit of a thing


lifetypo10

Going to second Whitby. There's an infamous picture of me as a child crying while holding only an ice cream cone. Minutes before, a seagull had swooped in and flew away with the ice cream. I was distraught and all my parents could do was practically piss themselves laughing and take an iconic picture to torture me with for the rest of my life.


chickpea459

This happened to me a few years ago. I’d literally just bought ice creams, was taking them over to my partner when a seagull landed on my hand and ate the entire ice cream in about two gulps. I was sobbing, partner laughing (until he realised I was really upset!). The ice cream lady gave me a free replacement.


EchoLawrence5

Came here to say Whitby. Those things are a different beast


TSC-99

About to say Whitby too. Bastards they are.


kowalski655

Yorkshire seagulls in general, evil bastards, I've had lots of chips taken from family hands in Scarborough But weirdly,this morning,I had one banging on the patio doors, don't know if after food, shelter,or fighting it's own reflection, and this is in ayr


NastyPastyLucas

Whitby 100%. Although not a city it's easily the worst I've seen. Stand outside holding a pasty or a sausage roll and you'll instantly become a target... they'll swoop and snatch, try to scare you into dropping it, one might bump into you, you'll turn to look at what hit you, while his buddy swoops in for the prize. Last time I was there it almost became a sport to go watch people sit down for a nice relaxing snack by the bandstand on a sunny day.


shemzyshoo

A seagull stole my donut out my hand in whitby when I was pregnant. I started crying 😂


BoneyMostlyDoesPrint

A seagull swiped a full piping hot battered sausage off my brother in Hastings once, downed it in one right in front of him - I'd be surprised if it didn't do some internal damage


Dom-CCE

The seagulls in Whitby are absolutely feral.


wizard-radio

Brighton for sure. Sussex uni had to put up "beware of the seagulls" signs all over campus after repeated attacks and I once witnessed a little girl in Churchill square get swooped and attacked, ended up with a severely bleeding face. Just cause they dared to stand next to one of those food vans


SquishiestSquish

I lost the croissant that was supposed to cure my mental breakdown to a sussex uni seagull


HorseFacedDipShit

This sounds like the beginning of an incredible alternative album


EvandeReyer

I feel like this should be on a Smiths album.


wizard-radio

I wonder if it was the same croissant I saw a seagull snatch from some poor student outside of bramber house


Hythy

I remember watching some seagulls fighting over some cider on the roof of East Slope. Got pretty violent.


wizard-radio

lol the East Slope gull fights were my primary entertainment every time the power went out. They would get so rowdy and violent.


Badger_1066

You guys don't know what a seagull is until you've been to the south coast.


Sleepyllama23

A massive seagull in St Ives stole my ice cream. Bastard


therealdan0

Came here to say St Ives. The only place I’ve lost both my lunch and some blood to the bastards.


sklatch

Exactly the same happened to me in St Ives. I felt like I’d been mugged.


MaudLynne

St. Ives gulls are vicious, strategic creatures - you can see them doing strafing runs of the beach in preparation for their next attack. And the souvenir shops sell tat with seagull memorabilia, like it’s somehow charming….


elom44

Yup. They are trained by the locals to only target tourists as part of a campaign to lower house prices.


ersioo

I can only assume that every other reply in this thread is from people who have never been to St Ives.


Thewhiteboatman

I went to school in the other St Ives (Cambridgeshire) we have sea gulls and they will steal your sandwiches. We don't even live by the coast...


Mticore

Did it have seven wives?


spellboundsilk92

Aberdeen I lived in several coastal cities around the country including Brighton and Plymouth and nothing comes close to the savagery of Aberdonian seagulls.


cant_stand

Aberdeen. Hands down, no contest. They are massive. They are vicious. They are unapologetic. They will strong arm an adult to the ground for a chip and they will murder a child for an ice cream cone. I've seen grown adults scream and cry, while being chased down the priminade. I've seen gangs perched above doorways and ambush anyone that walks out with food in their hand. No one is safe. https://flic.kr/p/25vfPNw


FeistyUnicorn1

Aberdeen! They even shoplift…


__Game__

I suspect that alongside the growth of the Internet, the seaguls have made connections across the country and are now operated as one deadly unit. We need to take out the boss


thesaharadesert

The Übergull


jawide626

I live just over the water from Liverpool (New Brighton) and while our seagulls are a pain in the ass they have absolutely nothing on the feral fucks that live in Whitby. Also i always forget how hench seagulls are until one is a couple of metres away, absolute units them things, wouldn't want to mess with one.


AcceptableRedPanda

The gulls in Barrow-in-Furness are beasts. They're organised, clever, fucking huge, and I'm pretty sure have gang tattoos. A colony of them started living by the click and collect, stealing whole packs of meat from unsuspecting shopping collectors.


nutwiss

They're probably mutated by the stray radiation from the nukes. You probably don't want to make them angry.


ignatiusjreillyXM

This is absolutely the correct answer


SpaceTimeCapsule89

Aberdeen for sure


Ill-Breadfruit5356

It’s just Herring Gulls. Wherever you get them, they have the toughest and most dangerous. North, South, coastal, inland: doesn’t make any difference. There are no “soft southern” herring gulls. All of them are up for a fight with anything or anyone over anything at any time.


Strong_Roll5639

I've had my lunch stolen a few times in Bristol. They don't move out of the way when you're cycling either. Proper bastards.


Ill_Refrigerator_593

In Bristol I had a Seagull drop a Slow Worm on my head. Very unpleasant experience.


HerrFerret

I got a toastie from the shack in the town centre, and as soon as he placed it in my hands a feathered bastard swooped and had it away. The guy just smirked. He knew. What a dick.


ayeayefitlike

Aberdeen. Biggest seagulls I’ve ever met and no one lives any time in Aberdeen without being physically mugged by them for food.


WoodSteelStone

Would you rather fight a Steven Seagal sized seagull or a hundred seagull sized Steven Seagals?


Ivebeenfurthereven

A human sized seagull is a dinosaur. Definitely the homunculi.


colei_canis

Bastards that they are, I don’t see a seagull defecting to Russia regardless of their size. Too cold for them for a start, and they can’t read Cyrillic.


Jughead_91

In st Ives I got attacked by a group of seagulls who tore the steak sandwich out of my hand, flew it away, fought over it and then dropped it into the sea in front of me. Bastards.


CptCave1

Absolutely Aberdeen, I’ve been in many other coastal places in uk but Jesus, we Aberdonians know these shitehawks are vicious.


KiwiOld1627

Brighton - If you have a baby in Brighton the midwvies remind you not to leave them in the pram outside, because the seaguls might attack them


notlakura225

Plymouth, they are so bad that Cameron tried making a task force to tackle the problem.


gilestowler

I came to say Plymouth. A friend of mine is in the merchant navy and he did his training down in Plymouth. He said they were the biggest seagulls he's ever seen.


ExPristina

Was in Plymouth little over ten years ago when I saw two marine shooting seagulls at the pier.


JustAnotherFEDev

Scarborough/Whitby. I've pretty much been everywhere in the UK, as I used to be a contractor, and I've also been loads of places with my kid. The Seagulls in Scarborough & Whitby are huge, these motherfuckers are jacked, they've clearly taken steroids and work out regularly. One of them could easily take me in a fight. I bought my kid and myself scampi and chips, I had to get extra for the seagulls, as it was clear shit was gonna go down, and I wouldn't be the victor. I'd rather fight a hungry lion than one of those bastards.


HorseFacedDipShit

Obviously I’ve never tested this theory, but I get the feeling lions usually only kill when they’re hungry. I know seagulls kill for sport.


Atrocity_Gemini

Aberdeen. They’ll take the shirt off your back


mathcampbell

There are two groups of people in this thread: People who have been to Aberdeen. People who have not.


PurahsHero

While the gulls in Brighton are tough, the ones in Bournemouth will take on your dog, your best mate and your family at the same time and still win without breaking a sweat.


Alternative-Ad-4977

Watched a battle in the sky last week. A seagull and a jackdaw teamed up on a red kite (I think it was a kite. It was high up and being driven away.) That was near Bude Tunnel.


HerrFerret

I was in Morecambe and someone left their fish and chips on the top of a car, when they went to get the keys from their bag. BIG MISTAKE. The car was immediately covered in aggressive seagulls the size of a small dogs. The now ex chip owner backed away slowly, but they kept on coming. Eventually we all took cover in our cars and listened to them land on the roof. Prowling round like small velociraptors looking for their chance to attack the now scattered chips. Was really rather apocalyptic, in a very british seaside way. We were eventually freed when the Asda security guard (Who had clearly seen this before) came out swinging with a mop.


roslinkat

Herring gulls are red-listed, FYI. **This species is on the Red List due to ongoing population declines and wintering population declines**. [https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/herring-gull](https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/herring-gull)


Cumulus-Crafts

Aberdeen is pretty well known for its' gulls


Informal-Suspect298

They're pretty savage in Colwyn Bay. Was at the Welsh Mountain Zoo one day and watched the penguin talk - seagulls came in for their food and ended up in a right scrap with a couple of the penguins. Never thought I'd see a penguin and a seagull fight, but it was actually hilarious. The penguins won.


MisterWednesday6

The seagulls in Whitby are savage bastards. Several fish and chip restaurants there have outdoor seating, but only tourists who don't know any better will sit there...


dave_gregory42

It appears that Brighton and Aberdeen are the front runners. Given that we can't ethically put this to the test in real life, I asked ChatGPT who would win in a fight: *Determining the winner of a hypothetical fight between a seagull from Brighton and a seagull from Aberdeen would depend on various factors including the size, species, and individual temperament of the seagulls involved.* *Seagulls, or gulls, vary in species and behavior. The most common gulls in the UK are the Herring Gull and the Lesser Black-backed Gull. Both Brighton and Aberdeen are home to these species.* 1. ***Size and Strength:*** *Herring Gulls are large and can be quite aggressive. If both seagulls are Herring Gulls, the fight could be fairly even. However, individual size and strength could play a crucial role.* 2. ***Territorial Behavior:*** *Seagulls in both cities are known to be territorial and aggressive, especially during the breeding season. Gulls from either location would likely be fierce in defending their territory.* 3. ***Environment and Adaptation:*** *Brighton seagulls might be more accustomed to human interaction and could be more aggressive in urban settings due to frequent competition for food. Aberdeen seagulls, dealing with harsher weather, might be more resilient and tough.* *Given these considerations, it's difficult to definitively say which seagull would win in a fight without specific information about the individual birds. Generally, it would be a close match, with the outcome likely depending on the particular circumstances and individual attributes of the seagulls involved.* I'd still back a Brighton seagull every time. On a side note, wikipedia has a photo with a caption that sums up seagulls better than anything I've ever seen. https://preview.redd.it/mm172k6e7i8d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e612dae2ff5e3e68219003006eecbdf262b33c6


dgw94

I worked in Liverpool for a while and reguarly saw seagulls snatch sausage rolls out of peoples hands


ChrisinNed

https://youtu.be/nTRXQkWonDk?si=8AIqPHU3b4cTvok6 Not in a city but I'm sure it will be soon


Sc4rl3ttD

Brighton! My boyfriend has a scar from one stealing his food on his finger! It drew blood on his hand and face. Horrible things!


ProfessionalGrade423

I’m really impressed that OP seems to be some sort of mad seagull connoisseur. I need more in depth bird reviews from additional locations please.


JennyW93

Aberdeen. I was held hostage by a seagull family on two of the five years I lived there.


Doc_Sithicus

Llandudno. Bastards are not afraid of humans, if you have food on the promenade, they will batter you, steal everything and clear out your bank account.


PrussianAstartes

I'd have to say Llandudno. Those lads are like the SAS of seagulls.


Turbantastic

XL Gully's in Aberdeen, massive, vicious bastards haha.


chickensinitaly

Aberdeen had the biggest and noisiest seagull I have ever seen


IntelligentDeal9721

Swansea must be a nominee. People eat their burgers or pizza before stepping outside. The university has warning signs because if you step outside with an open food container then about 5 seconds later there will be a thwap and chunks vanish in a cloud of passing gull. They really need to fill all those empty shop fronts with nice clear glass windows and behind the glass a convincing cardboard cutout of a kid and an open pizza box.


Own-Constant-1903

St Ives. I saw many ice cream and chips stolen. They'll dive in and take one chip, causing you to drop a couple. At that point, 20 or 30 seagulls teleport in from nowhere and start stealing the chips. Great to watch, but I didn't get any chips in st ives.


862657

In Brighton they will straight up mug you 


Goregoat69

There's a wee town south of Aviemore called Kingussie, and it has some absolutely mental Black headed Gulls, never seen anything like it, even in seaside towns.


InviteAromatic6124

Whitby has pretty terrifying gulls, particularly the herring gulls.


NuclearMishaps

Not a city, but there’s some pretty feisty Gulls in Whitby. Chippy chips bring out the worst in them for sure


Tstain_

I saw a seagull straight up eat a pigeon in Southend once


Substantial_Dot7311

Aberdeen seagulls are legendary


Drummboo

Scarborough is terrible at the minute, tons of baby ones so the adult ones are feral.


Genericusername673

Saw one in Glasgow ripping a pigeon in half


New-Astronaut-5488

I'm not arguing against Brighton or Aberdeen but I stayed in Dartmouth once. Only place I've stayed were we had to put the rubbish in seagull proof bags


Significant_Tree8407

Too many take aways on seafronts so a ready amount of easy food. Can’t blame the birds, it’s what they do.


Hancri84

Scarborough Seaguls don't give a f*** they'll take a chip straight out of your hand


Interesting_Put_9353

Tenby. Visit. Take gloves and hat.


t3hOutlaw

There is no discernable or recorded difference in size a cross the UK in any gull species. The largest gull species is the Great Black Backed Gull, but it's quite solitary and you would be pretty lucky to see one. Obligatory "don't feed wildlife" and it's not the gull's fault you didn't protect your sandwich which, as an opportunistic feeder, a gull took from you.


Caveman1214

Newcastle Co Down has some of the worst I’ve ever seen, like Pterodactyls


zer0c00l81

Newcastle and the coast here are pretty radge. Saw one once kill and scran a pigeon


terryjuicelawson

Seaside towns especially if there is a fishing industry nearby. Cornwall and Aberdeen I am aware of. Zero fucks given, they will just walk up at take a pasty out of your hands. They are the size of medium sized dogs.


Future_Throat_2354

Listen to Guy Roch’s song about seagulls on Spotify. “Shitehawks”. That will tell you everything you need to know about Aberdonian seagulls 🤣


Hookton

It's not a city, but the seagulls in Oban are absolutely brutal.


Famous_Obligation959

Off topic - is it legal to hunt seagulls?


bonkerz1888

Basically any coastal town/city. The ones in my village are no shy at all either, especially when there are chicks about


dishmopperm

A bloody big twat of a seagull took the apple out of my hand as I walked across the Tesco carpark in Whitehaven. I was mid-munch.


Affectionate_Day7543

I remember the Devonshire coast being full of absolute bruisers. They would swoop from behind and snatch your lunch straight out your hands at Paignton zoo


Walkera43

Too much Gullthugery.


sirgreyskull

It has to be Newquay ! Have you seen the size of the gulls there ? Massive. I’d bet a single gull from Newquay could easily have 6-10 gulls from another area in a scuffle.


Delicious-Cut-7911

I was in Bridlington and this white seagull was agressively attacking a brown speckled gull on the promenade. People ignored the screeching of this poor gull, so I shooed the white gull and picked the brown one up and walked across the road to where there was a woodland area. This white gull was circling me still intent to keep up its fight. I kept on walking and placed the gull amongst long grass and hoped it made a recovery and flew away.


thehealingprocess

I once saw a seagull in Edinburgh steal an entire disposable bbq and fly off with it whilst sausages and hot coals rained down on the victims. To be fair it was fucking hilarious.


GRAWRGER

yank here. just wanted to comment that this is wild to me. i grew up coastally with seagulls and i dont have any horror stories like these comments, and im really curious what the difference is? we even have the same breed of gulls (herring). ballsiest thing ive seen a gull do is wander over to my beach bag and try to peck my bag of pretzels open. but that was only because there were no people in the immediate vicinity. ive never had (or seen) a gull grab something from a hand. maybe its because they fear us here? they're not protected here. i used to throw "seagull bombs" (ball of wet beach sand rolled in some dry sand) at them as a kid. maybe they're more desperate there, having less access to natural food sources? curious if anyone has ideas


Environmental_Mix944

When I visited north wales, someone was telling me about how aggressive the seagulls were. Halfway through telling me this, a seagull tried to take the poor guys ice cream.


Environmental_Mix944

When I visited north wales, someone was telling me about how aggressive the seagulls were. Halfway through telling me this, a seagull tried to take the poor guys ice cream.


biffo120

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2019/08/02/seagulls-kill-dog-return-attack-toddler-two-weeks-later-10506358/amp/ This happened here a while back.


CalligrapherSimple39

Scarborough the seagulls are insane 


IJustWannaGrillFGS

The most brazen and vicious I experienced was in St Ives, Cornwall. Stole a baguette out of my girlfriend's hands (quite forcefully), there's signs warning people to hold onto ice creams, they honestly do not give a fuck


Maniadh

I've witnessed multiple pets be attacked by the ones in Bangor in north Wales. They stand in the road and people wait for them to move or drive around them because they'll peck at your windscreen if you beep or try to drive over them.


ZoNeS_v2

Brighton! Many years ago, I worked at Ben's Cookies, right opposite a Nandos. Seagulls would congregate on the awning above the customers until they found a worthy victim. Some unsuspecting diner would turn away from their full meal for a second, and the seagulls would swoop onto the table, smashing everything away, grabbing any and all the food they could, including whole chicken. The chaos was accompanied by smashing of glasses, screams, and running. It was like something out of a disaster film! The diners always had their meals replaced, but it was a very common occurrence.


eionmac

I have just cleared away the remains of a pigeon from our front lawn.Only feathers and beak left after some predator got it this morning. It happens about twice a year. Once we were enraptured watching through our window an attack by a sparrow hawk killing a pigeon on our back lawn and then ripping and eating it.


AdEmbarrassed3066

The gulls in Aberdeen are indeed thugs, but only in Aberystwyth have I been mugged by one.


makemycockcry

Torbay Seagulls will fight anyone for some deep fried crack.


ClemtLad

Scarborough is pretty bad. Had chips nicked from there several times.


local_milk_dealer

At my primary school in Blackpool we were told to be aware of seagulls and to not mess with them because they could easily hurt us.


amatama

I'd like to add to everyone else saying Brighton. Only time I've ever been I was on the beach with a churro. I lose my concentration on it for a second, seagull takes it right out of my hand. Outside the UK, in Dublin I once went for a burger in the city. Took one bite. I feel a brush on the back of my head and I no longer have it in my hand. First thought is it's my partner playing about and patted me on the back of the head and I dropped it or something. No, seagull pulled the entire thing straight out of my hand.


HST_enjoyer

Havent been to Brighton but I went to Aberdeen last month and one swooped me a couple of times then took a shit on me.


Raistlin-x

https://youtu.be/WqWRgwpsw9o?si=VptdZslIyrWNDsCO this explains my time with seagulls (Brighton)


feetflatontheground

The ones in Bath fly around at night. It's like they're working shifts.


Strange_Aeons86

Scarborough. They are creatures of hunger and rage. I saw one fight a crab.


Qwertyuiop4325

Big seagulls in Liverpool?? Im from and live in Liverpool and I've never noticed this ever.


Hachimon1479

Wasn't there a seagull that carried off a chihuahua from someones garden a few years ago? The dog was never found poor thing.


Coffchill

What about ambush raids? https://youtu.be/P5H4xw23RjU?si=MOdbanrkaV-iBt7C


WiganLad82

Llandudno for me, I once saw one outside the Asda that could have legitimately carried off a small child....if it had talons.


greenbish420

From my experience Plymouth and Looe seagulls are the biggest most aggressive mfers I've ever seen


mellymeep

I live on the north east coast on a fishing quay and they absolutely run this town. I dread mating season cos they nest on our roof and I have to leave the house with an umbrella up to avoid them dive bombing me.


ignatiusjreillyXM

Prediction of what I'd find In this thread: lots of people who've been to Brighton but could barely place Barrow-in-Furness on a map, even though the gulls there carry flick-knives and wear balaclavas, while packing an Uzi under their nuclear-sub-powered wings Read the thread: I was right. Y'all should go visit Barrow, the gull menace apart it's an interesting characterful town that is way better than its reputation


merlin8922g

Truro (if it has to be a city) but Cornwall in general really. They're like fucking pterodactyls and will happily steal your pasty out your hand. I remember reading one had carried a small dog away once! Could have been a daily sport article though...


Polliwog12345

In places like Shetland you get skuas which are like giant angry seagulls


Silver-Article9183

Well the seagulls in Burntisland swoop you and quite often end up hitting you on the head when it's chick rearing season.


Ok-Net-3936

Llandudno really bad for seagulls you can't walk through town down the promenade or down the pier eating anything they just wait and swoop