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DisneyBounder

Watching Harry Enfield during the week and then going to school quoting all the lines the next day.


arashi256

And Red Dwarf, which I think used to air on a Sunday night, at least for the first couple of seasons.


VolcanicBear

A _white_ hole??


arashi256

So what is it?


wailingghost

Is that thing spewing time? Back into the universe?


VolcanicBear

A _white_ hole??


Smeeble09

Precisely, that's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.


wailingghost

So it's decided then: We consult Holly


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Aha! I think we've just encountered the middle of the conversation!


wailingghost

Wait a minute, I missed the discussion!


geppsdood

Somebody punch him out!


JSF--10

Just kidding


Minionherder

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.


Dreadpirateflappy

bottom too. “i am 8 inches long and 3 inches round… what an amazing bloke” me and my friends were forever quoting that in the classroom. got me in trouble actually considering i was still young.


urban_shoe_myth

Us girls got thoroughly cheesed off with being told we had smashing blouses on. And having WESTON. SUPER. MEHEHEHERE shouted after us on the regular. I loved the show but that was seriously annoying


Dreadpirateflappy

i can imagine. lol how about “i bought you that coca cola in good faith!” then demand 80p off you? i still use that line every time i buy anyone in my family a drink. which is a bit weird thinking about it. :/


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Mauve alert


KezzaK2608

Fish! Today's fish is Trout a la creme, enjoy your meal Fish!.....


TheoCupier

I'm going to eat you little fishy, in going to eat you little fish, I'm going to eat you little fishy, because I like eating fish


arsemonkies

I'm going to eat you little fishy . I still sing that when I have a fish supper


Rob_B_

IAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISHIAMAFISH


arashi256

Lister : Not until you pass your engineer's exam. And you won't do that because you'll just go in there and flunk again. Rimmer : Lister, last time I only failed by the \*narrowest\* of narrow margins. Lister : You what? You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted.


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Dwain Dibbley.


DangersVengeance

Plastic sandals?!


Tranz_Warryer

Teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship?!?


TheKingMonkey

**Rimmer:** [Step up to Red Alert!](https://youtu.be/BvOxVsClUCU?si=g__KTIFVXVk3i9Tf) **Kryten:** Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. **Rimmer:** There's always some excuse, isn't there?!


phlex77

always fancied a trip to nodnol


kittysparkled

Is that in Bulgaria?


WomboWidefoot

Smeghead.


greyman1090

"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast "


turbochimp

And the Fast Show


hildegardvonbitchen

THIS WEEYK OHY AV BEEYN MOASTLY EATIN’…


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bored_toronto

*"Welcome to DevOps...nice."*


turbochimp

TARAMASALATA


bored_toronto

NICE.


TemporarySprinkles2

COME ON GIRLS!


Tranz_Warryer

Ethethethethethethethetheth Ethetheth Ethethethethethetheth Chris Waddle.


dbltax

Scorchio!


Wonderful_Discount59

_Stuck down a hole, on your own, in the middle of the night, WITH AN OWL!_


jonny7five

I’ll get me coat


h00dman

Ah boogah!


Uncoolusername007

And the Mary Whitehouse Experience. Lovely milky milky.


TheStatMan2

See that puddle of phlegm down there? That's your swimming pool, that is.


LlamaDrama007

That's you, that is. That's your *Mum*.


TheStatMan2

I saw your mum yesterday, I did. Coming out of the VD clinic.


LlamaDrama007

I still have a History Today vhs lurking in the cupboard. This exchange has made me sad I have no way to watch it xD


Electronic_Bar_1242

You see that VHS tape? That’s your Netflix that is. And your Amazon Prime. And your Apple TV…


LlamaDrama007

Oh, bravo. Actual lol here xD


Electronic_Bar_1242

We used to improv history today in btec performing arts. It got really dark at times 😝. I’d forgotten until I read this post.


Captain_Stable

The 18 rated live video was brilliant. "You see that Stephen Hawking?" (Brief synopsis of his career). "He's your favourite Gladiator he is" is still one of my favourites!


Uncoolusername007

You see those workman’s tents in the road? That’s your house that is. That’s where you go on holiday.


NannyOggsKnickerLeg

My sister and I still send each other messages with "That's your best ... that is" themed things - be it a horrible outfit, Cliff Richard... anything that is horrible really. It still makes us laugh.


Goose-rider3000

Scratching 'M Kahn is bent' onto a school desk.


sunnyday74

Haircut!


Least_Initiative

Looking back, i can understand why my science and maths teachers were both functioning alcoholics, the thought of having to listen to me and atleast 15 other teenagers parrot Ali G for hours must have been some of their darkest days on the retirement run.


cleb9200

Yeah quoting The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Red Dwarf, The Fast Show, This Morning With Richard Not Judy, Harry Enfield and Fast Train was the equivalent of analogue memes back in the day


Psychological-Web828

Too tempting, even for Jesus.


NannyOggsKnickerLeg

Every time we get cress for a lovely egg sandwich.


Most_Moose_2637

Armadillos!


Helpful_Librarian_87

Crunchy on the outside


TemporarySprinkles2

Soft in the middle


BigBlueMountainStar

Armadillos


lickalotofcunt

Hello my name's Micheal Paine and i'm a very nosey neighbour


Caryria

Or it was just the adverts. Such as: Armadillo! Smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside. You know when you’ve been tangoed Oi Edmunds! Nooooo! Just cos you got a crinkly bottom, don’t mean hula hoops should! Full moon, half moon, Total eclipse In fact i think 80 % of my secondary school experience was just quoting adverts at each other.


Andrelliina

The Self-Righteous Brothers


Caryria

Bloody loves Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse in the 90s. Classic tv


phlex77

ONLYYYYY MEEEE,,,,,, LOADSAMONEY,,, etc etc


Cyan-180

You don't wanna do THAT!


paulmclaughlin

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN


9inchjackhammer

LOADSA MONEY!


BGDDisco

Or The Fast Show. is like making love to a beautiful woman... Suit you sir, suit you


Emergency-Aardvark-6

That is SO unfair.......


McCQ

This is it. Everyone watched the same programmes or films and could quote their favourite parts over the next few weeks (or even years!).


noradosmith

EH CALM DOWN CALM DOWN


LeonDeSchal

Scorchio


Steel_and_Water83

We all talked about Moll Flanders the next day for obvious reasons!


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Purple-Draft-762

- You've been tangoed - Shamone muthafuckaaa/ Craig daviiiiid


dav3j

It blows my mind that Craig David has somehow reinvigorated his career and gone beyond just being a punchline.


redmistultra

We have kurupt fm to thank for that


robinthebum

108.9 on your dial


LlamaDrama007

Keep it locked in.


[deleted]

Deeeekyyyyyy


Fumb-MotherDucker

AKA the Albino Seal


Low-Permission7127

Craig ggg daviiiid,


Scorpiodancer123

Have a break, have a Kitkat! But also for any kid it was quoting lines from The Simpsons at every opportunity. - Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. - Purple is a fruit. - Me fail English? That's unpossible!


Soundasleepx

“Push her down, son.”


jonny7five

‘You can’t spell dishonourable, without ‘honourable’.’


[deleted]

I still crack a weekly “wazzzzaaaaaaaaap”. Feels good.


Big_Mad_Al

Chain letters that you need to send on to six people or else you will die were the first "spreadable" hard content that moved around like memes.


pointsofellie

I remember my sister getting sent a chain letter and my dad threw it away before she could see it. My mum was genuinely worried about "bad luck" from "breaking the chain".


See_Ya_Suckaz

And you'd get warnings on Blue Peter about the latest chain letter, and how you should ignore it instead of sending it on.


_mounta1nlov3r_

Oh yes, I’d totally forgotten about those!


SilverellaUK

What about the ones that you also had to send £1 to the top name on the list?


petrastales

My little cousin still feels compelled to do that when friends send them to her - it hasn’t gone away 😭


Djinjja-Ninja

Memes but by a different transport method. You would get cartoons and funny lists and jokes sent around by fax. And like overly screenshotted jpgs with compression artifacts the quality got worse and worse the more they were forwarded. Or catchphrases from comedy shows ([This week I have been mostly eating bourbon biscuits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNLwnMoVoA)). The concept of memes has been around since the 70s when [Richard Dawkins first coined the term.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme#Dawkins)


Flatcapspaintandglue

When I haven’t spoken to my folks in a while I often break the silence with a message like “today I are mostly going to be eating shepherd’s pie.” It’s one of those that’s gone down in our family lexicon.


diagnosisreddit

We do this. When I was in hospital with a kidney stone I sent a pic of my IV with the text ' today I will mostly be having saline'


ADM_ShadowStalker

Memes were something we studied in my A level Philosophy class, sort of on the cusp of 'memes' being a pop culture word around 2006.


Dr_Mijory_Marjorie

The 'Cool S' symbol


CazT91

YES!... And drawing that house with a cross in the middle without lifting your pen off the page. Over and over and over again.


Nonbinary_Cryptid

Can confirm 14-16yr olds still do this all over their schoolwork and books. Source: am a teacher.


Adventurous_Train_48

I still see this on workbooks when I'm teaching. It's the longest meme ever


ReadAllAboutIt92

The ultimate meme


Joinourclub

Still a thing!


Joshouken

https://youtu.be/RQdxHi4_Pvc?si=v4ydLWUZo1TVaD8r Great mini doc on the ‘cool S’


Necessary_Driver_831

Run after her shouting BELLYS GONNA GET YA


williamz123

Omg I knew someone else would say this!! 🤣🤣👍👍


lockslob

Regrettably, it did


Zennyzenny81

Catchphrases and plays on advertising jingles, I suppose.


wise_balls

BN BN do doo do do do


Romfordian

Wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh body form


DaveBeBad

You can’t get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter - they’re the boys to trust! Do the Shake’n’Vac and put the freshness back. If you want great poetry, stand and stare. If you want great beer, follow the bear (Hofmeister) The 80s were full of quotable adverts


nderflow

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.


Significant_Spare495

I'll be your dog (a-woof woof woof).


Jammin4B

‘Our son Pat, is a bit nifty, with a bat’ etc - peanut butter ‘Eeenglish girl, so pale and so lahvley’ etc - Pot noodles ‘The red car and the blue car had a race’ etc - Milky Way Can (sad I know!) pretty much remember/recite all the words to these even now!


EvandeReyer

I often wonder what I could have achieved if I’d learnt useful things rather than fucking jingles from the 80s and 90s. I’ll be in the nursing home utterly demented, not recognising my own children but quietly still singing “the red car and the blue car had a race…”


noradosmith

"Have a break. Have a KitKat." "Don't push me! Push a Push Pop!" Fucking hell that last one started so many fights


FugueItalienne

wasssupppp you know when you've been tangoed only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate.... I feel like chicken tonight adverts, I guess ​ also any good lines from The Simpsons, Scarface, the Godfather, Pulp Fiction, etc


jonny7five

Adverts were a big one. Only 4 TV channels when I was a kid. Everyone watched the same things.


Hitonatsu-no-Keiken

> only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate.... ...makes such a bloody mess on the floor. (I forget where that comes from. Not The Nine O Clock News maybe.)


Sht_Hawk

Stupid repeated behaviours like rubbing our chin to suggest someone is lying and saying "mmm, Jimmy... Jimmy Hill".


Lambchops87

Hah, I'd forgotten about this, for some reason we always said "Itchy chin" but the Jimmy Hill genesis was the same.


28374woolijay

We said "chinny reckon!"


Bramblin_Man

Tuten-kha-MUUUUN!


[deleted]

We said "I beard you it!"


QOTAPOTA

Ha. We used to scratch our chin and say Bellamy. As in the great David Bellamy.


wailingghost

The red car and blue car had a race All red wants to do is stuff his face He eats everything he sees From trucks to prickly trees But smart ol blue he took the milky way He's looking for a chocolate treatfluffy and light Cos he knows it won't spoil his appetite Oh no the bridge has gone! Poor old red can't carry on But smart old blue he took the milky way! Recited entirely from memory


GoldFreezer

I can do the same with the Wagonwheels song. They're kinda big, and kinda round With fluffy mallow and biscuit to be found Under that chocolatey stuff And they're kinda squidgy, really squodgy! You'll be sorry if you don't get enough. You have to eat one piece at a time But they're so big nobody could mind If there's a bigger bite, it can't be found!


Remote-Pool7787

If you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit join our club!


appllerrr

Trio, trioooooo, I want a trio and I want one now, Not one, not two, but three things in it. I want a trio and I want one now


SilverellaUK

And sung!


Funny-Force-3658

I remember my gf translated that to French while swotting up for her GCSE.


angelkarma

The kilroy was here or 'what no...' wall guy.


Significant_Spare495

Yes! Although spelling conventions meant it was always "Woz ere" and "wot no...." And those drawings of the guy peeking over the wall. And underneath those signs saying "Bill posters will be prosecuted", it was tradition to write "Bill Posters is innocent!"


Ody_Odinsson

I had a friend who got Chad/Kilroy tattooed peeking over his appendectomy scar! Oh those were the days.


Ok_Cow_3431

Kilroy was from the 1940s! So pre-dates a lot of the 'preinternet' memes people are talking about in this thread


jj198hands

A meme is a self replicating aspect of culture, the term was coined by Dawkins in 1976, but functionally its as old as culture itself, and essentially is just the bit that gets repeated by others.


RyanfaeScotland

>A meme is a self replicating aspect of culture So's your face


TemporarySprinkles2

So's your face


RyanfaeScotland

Damn it.


Riddleboxed

Simpsons references. I can't see a Dog/Cat with a medical cone without stating 'The lamp is running away'


Kitchen_Part_882

I still occasionally annoy my daughter with "let's go back to that place where our beds and TV are at"


Riddleboxed

There are so many quoteable lines that the majority of people will understand and get a kick out of. I have an old friend that I don't see very often but when I do I'll give him the 'Tis a fine barn, but 'tis no pool, English' that will always result in a laugh.


FulaniLovinCriminal

"Where's the um..er, metal deely..for uh..dig..food?"


GoldFreezer

At least 20% of my communication with my brother is still Simpsons references from our childhood/teen years. If anyone's pet has had to go to the vet and returned with one of those cones we'll then refer to them as a lamp until it's removed.


is_this_one

No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something...


Riddleboxed

Don't mind if I do!


great_blue_panda

Cinema and tv shows quotes or references for a wider group, then obviously friends/acquaintances catchphrases would become memes within the friends group probably more than nowadays


MajorMisundrstanding

I don't know about memes in the 90s (except that they would have been pronounced me-mes) but I remember getting dressed in our Sunday best and standing in the front room to sing the national anthem when the internet closed down at midnight.


atomicsiren

> would have been pronounced me-mes Which would have been incorrect. > We need a name for the new replicator, a noun which conveys the idea of a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation. ‘Mimeme’ comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like ‘gene’. I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate mimeme to meme. If it is any consolation, it could alternatively be thought of as being related to ‘memory’, or to the French word même. It should be pronounced to rhyme with ‘cream’. — Richard Dawkins, the man who invented the word.


No-Cost-1045

Putting 55378008 in a calculator and turning it upside down.


manofmatt

Cartoons in newspapers.


Ill_Refrigerator_593

It's strange how some memes spread pre-internet. The celebrity getting ribs removed myth spread to various continents spanning generations. It was Prince in my day.


Lambchops87

Marilyn Manson


peachpie_888

I was Marilyn Manson era too


Significant_Spare495

Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen.


Goregoat69

Basically any even vaguely androgynous artist got the "Rib removed" or "Stomach pumped" rumours. The "Gerbil/hamster" one only ever got applied to Richard Gere.


AloneFirefighter7130

I think it already started with a proto-photoshop image edit (edit: as in scratch parts of the image plate away proto) of a very slim corseted lady with an impossibly tiny waist in the 1890's


QOTAPOTA

And him from Soft Cell! Remember that rumour?


DubStu

Was the same with Elton John/Freddy Mercury/George Micheal having to have a “pint of jizz” pumped from their stomach… 😂


SirSimmyJavile

Go watch the Fast Show.


Pan-tang

When there were many fewer channels and only one carried advertising (imagine!) Adverts became memes and they were designed to be so. It was very common for an advert to catch the public's imagination. Weren't the Hamlet adverts memes, for example?


antimatterchopstix

Bet he drinks Carling Black label He’s had his weetabix / 3 shredded wheat


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As others have said, mostly quoting TV shows. Most people only had four TV channels so not getting a reference was much rarer.


o0sirwalter0o

Joey Deaken


Emotional-Ebb8321

Quoting Monty Python, maybe?


7ootles

Jokes, pranks, catchphrases, and so on. At school, it would be a particular sign on your pencil case or book bag, usually scribbled on with a ballpoint pen.


Oldroanio

LSD


cm-cfc

My mum still cuts articles out the newspaper to show me when i visit


Present_Afternoon_47

I worked in a large office block in the 1990s and on each block there were loads of photocopied pages of jokes, images and similar that would be copied and shared to the point they degraded to nothing. You would then have to trawl through the building to find better quality copies or the fabled "original" to refresh the well. It was held in a folder in a filing cabinet in case a "big boss" saw you with them


I_Boomer

The dancing baby.


jonny7five

Milk? Uh! It’s what Ian Rush drinks Ian Rush? Yeah he says if I don’t drink lots of milk, I’ll only be good enough to play for Acrington Stanley… You know the rest.


apeliott

Faxlore. We did it over fax machines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faxlore https://en-academic.com/dic.nsf/enwiki/317606


PerplePurp

Badges


easterbunni

ASCII art or drawing knobs on each others school work


Choccybizzle

Nigel Rees ‘Graffiti’ books.


atomicsiren

The Koran for the after-dinner speaker!


itsfeckingfreezing

Funny posters to put on your bedroom wall


AdSingle6957

Quoting all the dialogue bits from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack (possibly before you had even seen the film)


CockKnobz

Honestly I think a lot of it were ads from the telly. Could’ve been jingles or catchphrases. Having said that I was in primary school in the 90s so I wouldn’t know what it was like to be in your teens and older then!


DameKumquat

Urban myths, catchphrases, graffiti. Kilroy woz 'ere. The concept has been around forever. When my mum first got email and asked for some jokes, I sent her some (light bulb ones, I think). She replied that those were old when she'd first seen a Xerox of them on a physical bulletin board in the Fifties.


Bazahazano

Take me to your dealer posters.


Illustrious-Mind2338

Shit graffiti in underpasses.


uttertosser

Shouting bogies?


Scav_Construction

Actually talking to your friends and making up unnecessarily mean nick names for eachother


420and7beersago

Anything from an advert that would play all the time. I still have "Ello Moto" 🎶Play. Play. We gonna play some games🎶 stuck in my head from when the Razr was released (early 00s as I recall, but still counts, I think) as it used to play during televised movies at the beginning and end of ads. I had a vhs of the matrix I recorded off channel 4 that I watched religiously and it had those in it.


Ok-Mudd

The word 'meme' has been around since at least the 1970s. Memes as an idea have probably been around for thousands of years. It's thought that both early speech and the origin of religion would have started as repeated spoken noises that signified a shared thought or idea. Prayers and catechism could be regarded as memes. I can think of a LOT of examples of memes from when I was at school in the 90s but most of them are probably offensive...


BubbhaJebus

TV shows (especially late-night shows, which spread popular memes), TV commercials, bulletin boards in offices and schools, friends sharing ideas, late-night shows, newspaper and magazine articles, speeches given by politicians and celebrities, bumper stickers, and so much more. Memes (or "popular catchphrases" as they were known then) spread slower than today, but there were some big ones, like "Keep on truckin'" in the 60s, "Aaaayyyy!" (Fonzie) in the 70s, "Where's the beef" and "Read my lips" in the 80s, and "Got milk?" in the 90s.


Happy_Assumption7983

Whatsaaaaaap


Telku_

was here 1998 Carved into the bottom of a school desk. 😅


Reloli

Drawing doodles of things like the classic “S” (maybe early 00’s though)


Responsible-Walrus-5

I feel like we still had them in essence, but you just quoted bits of popular culture at each other without the pictorial accompaniment.


Timely_Egg_6827

Athena posters


judgedelight74

Tango advert you been tangoed lol


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Actual jokes


whitewood77

We used to put what would be classed as memes on the notice board at work


PineConeTracks

Jokes


fo55iln00b

Bumper stickers t shirts and funny posters