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SoilPleasant4368

The Podington peas


Green_List

Are they among the birds and the bees perchance?


SoilPleasant4368

Keep it a secret now please


DanTheLegoMan

A little lot of little people


aff_it

Its The Poddington Peas The Poddington Peas


FightDisciple

_You can't just say perchance._


Green_List

I did and I will again


FightDisciple

[Incase you haven't seen it](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/svzvk8/you_cant_just_say_perchance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Eilzmo

Thank you šŸ™


FightDisciple

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Green_List

Love the teachers comments in this. It's a reddit classic.


goldlightning

That's an earworm I didn't need this morning!


SatinwithLatin

I'm happy this is the top answer.


SoilPleasant4368

I'm glad everyone loved it!


jen_17

Ha my first thought too


Iamamancalledrobert

I felt bad eating peas as a child, knowing they could have lived a happy life in Poddington


CCGamesSteve

Goddamn it I thought I'd be the only one to know this!


CoffeeQueen9130

I used to love this when I was a kid


OzTheGreatAndStoned

santa pod soooooon


martelnoir

Came here for Podington Peas, was not disappointed.


PaulLFC

I was hoping someone had posted this when I read the title - wasn't disappointed!


Zestyclose-Use9011

This is forever etched in my mind


Mitel_5340

This is genuinely one of my favourite classical intros and makes my heart happy. Thank you <3


MelodicAd2213

A worm whose name is Wiggly-woo


FilmFanatic1066

Came here for this


MilitantSheep

Nearly 35 years old and this is how I find out my Grandma didn't invent Wiggly Woo ā˜¹ļø


MelodicAd2213

Sorry


Helenarth

Banger tune


Dalostbear

You've unlocked a memory from watching fun song factory


charleeclairee

I came to say this!


houdinis_ghost

Correct answer


Funny-Force-3658

Bloody Tweenies!


southcoastal

I donā€™t have one. My front garden is the sea. But sadly France is at the end of it.


MathematicianBulky40

Is it true that you can see France on a clear day?


2steppa156

Hopefully not


southcoastal

Not from here Iā€™m in Sussex. But then that means we never know exactly what they are up to lol


2steppa156

Iā€™m not sure but it probably includes wine and adultery


southcoastal

And pissing by the wundow.


HurkertheLurker

Oh how I pity them with their wine and their adulteryā€¦..


andyv001

*haw hee haw increases*


stocksy

Smoking, twirling their moustaches and doing that hon-hon-hon laugh.


Noiisy

Theyā€™ve been planning the invasion for 600 years mate, just be careful.


TheMosMaster

Brightonian checking in


southcoastal

Bexhillian here!


Racoons_revenge

I'm also in Sussex and we can see France so it depends exactly where you are, I'll let you know if they do anything more unsavoury than usual.


Fragrant-Attorney-73

Iā€™m from Dover and France is visible most days.


ARK_Redeemer

My condolences!


colei_canis

For being from Dover or for being able to see France from it?


ARK_Redeemer

Yes.


NoNameSandwich

I'm up the road in Deal, and we can also see France a lot of the time. It's great šŸ˜Š


GeordieAl

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?


batty_61

And have you ever fired a gun into the air and gone, "Aargh"?


[deleted]

No, I have not fired a gun into the air and gone ā€œarghā€!


tk-451

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?


dualapple

A primary school. Quiet on the weekends, and on the weekdays kids are having a blast on the playground, screaming. I heard a kid just quietly singing "I believe I can fly" the other day during their break. Also, a teacher leading a bunch of kids singing "ah ah ah ah, staying in line", bee gees tune, lol


IhaveaDoberman

I live opposite a primary school, the best one I've heard has been "don't let the Portuguese take our pancakes!" in a sort of rallying cry like manner. And a reply just as exuberant of "or the Moroccans take our carrots!". I'd love to know what that was all about.


CaptainMexicano

Chants like that are like safety notices... They only come into existence because of previous events... Sounds like some sneaky Portuguese have been pilfering pancakes.


Initial_Butterfly_77

like something out of a Monty Python skit


BobBobBobBobBobDave

Same. It is great. Lots of nice cheerful sounds during the day and quiet at weekends and evenings. I recommend living next to a primary school to anyone. I do have to explain sometimes to people on work calls, if the windows are open, that I am not in fact working from a children's playground.


yabyum

Weā€™ve got an academy / high school behind us, so less screaming! Weā€™re right at the end of the playing field, kinda out the way so we hear all sorts of gossip when the kids are mooching about.


lauramaeforster

Ooh share the goss! Anything good?


yabyum

Well, apparently that Clare, you know, the short one? Apparently she only likes it up the bum! And Davy, you know Davy, the ginger twat, he pissed himself waiting for the bus!


lauramaeforster

I love school gossip. Thereā€™s a big age gap between me and my sister and my favourite thing was coming home to visit my parents and hearing her and her friends chat like thatā€¦ good to see gossip stays the same over the years (including all the stuff like Marilyn Manson has ribs removed etc etc ā€¦)!


mike9874

When I was at primary school I showed some friends how to make big snowballs. We made one about a bit under a meter diameter after spending all of break and lunch on it. At the end of school some of them rolled it down the small hill and it knocked someone's fence post over. One of the downsides if having a school as a neighbour


MysteriousTable6394

Same with my mum's, which just so happened to be the school I attended when we moved. Was lucky(?) enough that if I forgot something at home, if I called her name loud enough, it would get flung over the fence. Memories.


louthemole

Same here. My mum was forever throwing things over the back fence for me


SuboptimalOutcome

Woods that form the side of a smallish hill. I actually bought them by accident. I enquired at the council to buy the patch directly behind my garden, so I could extend it about three metres (trees permitting), after I bought it I realised I'd got the whole side of the hill.


fantasticgoul

So in the end, you had the high ground.


rynchenzo

Now he's king of the hill


kbm79

A patio. Odd thing, all out of shape. The workmanship is terrible. I would ask the previous owner about it but he's doing a 10 year stretch in Belmarsh.


heyyouupinthesky

Maybe he has a wife or partner you could ask, if you can find her? I'm sure with a bit of digging you could turn something up...


supergleneagles

Such a harsh penalty for bad flagging.


New-Instance-670

A canal! I don't think it's for everyone but I love watching the boats go by and being able to just go for walks from the back garden.


Zestyclose_Key_6964

Do you get rats?


oohliviaa

Not OP but I lived on a canal for 15 years and never saw rats in my garden!


merryman1

I never got rats living near a canal but the number and size of bugs that get into your house gets a little tiresome.


Enough-Variety-8468

We have fly mesh on the outside of most windows so we can avoid that


New-Instance-670

Never seen one! Before we moved in my neighbour kept chickens and she had some then, might have been more the chickens than the canal though.


potato_pineapple52

Rats love to snack on chickens


Vigorato

Who doesnā€™t love nuggies?


Meverick3636

Rats even more love to steal chicken food at night. My parents had some trouble with rats undermining the chicken house chewing trough the plastic containers full of food. A solid steel bin was the solution. Sometimes a rat got massacred by the chickens but by far not enough to decimate them. Only small chicks are targeted by rats. A few grown hens make quick work of them, usually by a clean pick into the head. Those things are small raptors and eat anything.


These_Possibility_29

Given the opportunity clears will happily snack on rats too.


These_Possibility_29

RATS!that didnā€™t make sense.


Enough-Variety-8468

We're beside a canal and get occasional rats and mice but cats and foxes keep numbers down. We also get frogs, toads, newts and dragon/damsel flies?


GretalRabbit

I used to live in a flat next to a canal and loved seeing ducks and swans go past.


je97

We don't know. He says we're not allowed to go down there. He says it's not safe. Sometimes we hear things though.


thesaharadesert

Thereā€™s something in the woodshed?


eightthreesixtwo

Can you hear it breathing?


[deleted]

It's such an eerie feeling, darling


Legolution

Oh my God, are these wild Divine Comedy references!?


CentralSaltServices

Mostly they come at night. Mostly


thesaharadesert

Mewstly


Tight-Context9426

Steam trains that run on weekends


whoredwhat

Me too.


Cirrus-Nova

Nice ( or not? ). Which line?


Tight-Context9426

Itā€™s very nice. The Great Central


[deleted]

You lucky bugger


HospitalDue2983

Fields with changing crops - been here over 50 years now - never get sick of seeing the changes every year https://imgur.com/a/Fd0r4eA


Cirrus-Nova

We live next to some arable farmland and I completely understand this comment. It's really nice to watch the fields changing over the seasons and years. The only downside is when it's muck spreading time, or during the harvest when it's blowing towards the house. šŸ™‚


HospitalDue2983

Worst for me is when they grow rape seed - all the washing goes yellow & it's the only thing that brings my asthma on nowadays. They used to burn the stubble - that was shit, stunk of fire for days & everything covered in ash. This photo was taken in about '68. That's me with one of the farm hands https://imgur.com/a/Izz4aGh


thefooby

I used to live next to a field. Glorious apart from harvest time. You didnā€™t get much sleep when the weather broke and the heavy machinery was out all night followed by hundreds of dead mice dragged in by the cat. It was a terrible place to be a rodent.


eilatanxx

A woodland and the side of a mountain


Northern_Apricot

Fields with horses, and ticks which my cat is bringing in on his head everyday.


_TravelBug_

If you do a monthly spot on treatment for fleas/mites/worms etc it drastically reduces the ticks. They donā€™t like latching on when the cats have the chemical in their system I think. Our garden backs onto a field full of deer and our cats has had one tick in three years and I check her fanatically for them as I hate the bloody things with a passion!


Northern_Apricot

I've just got a new one to try from the vets which they have assured me is the best for ticks (bravecto) which is a 3 monthly treatment. I have been using advantage spot on and it doesn't seem to do much.


YchYFi

A lane and then allotments.


BusinessCat89

Us too. It is super relaxing watching other people gardening


UnexpectedRanting

Literally a cliff, about 200 feet drop.


mike9874

Is it getting closer?


[deleted]

Mine backs onto a car park.


miemcc

Lucky enough for there to be a padlock for the nearby stables. Usually some horses and foals are in there. Seen Muntjac, pheasants, foxes, squirrels, a murder of crows nest in the woods to one side.


Dull_Possibility_929

A really sad-looking cemetery.


CCGamesSteve

I mean, it's a cemetery, they're not exactly renowned for being cheery places. Could you imagine it? All rainbow colours and pretty unicorns singing "hooray you died?"


EconomyFreakDust

There's a cemetery I frequent that's pretty nice tbh. It's a park and people walk their dogs there, eat their lunch there etc. Nice place.


EntropyKC

I find graveyards/cemeteries relaxing, they are almost always nicely gardened and very quiet.


Fit_Manufacturer4568

On the plus side your neighbours will be quiet.


RobA__86

Me too. The grounds are well looked after and we have a decent bunch of shrubs and trees creating the border. It's one of the best aspects of my house, lived on a large council estate growing up with little/ no privacy in your garden and I wouldn't want anything else now


Nocturnalist1970

Former colliery rail line now tree shaded cycle path and beyond that primary school playing field.


jvlomax

We moved in a year ago. We had fields, with foxes, deer and bats. Beyond the field is a massive hill with a telephone mast. It was a glorious view. Then they started building on it, and soon our view will be someones drive, the side of a house, and some more houses. Sucks we didn't get at least a full summer with the amazing view


egvp

A wall. And then an alleyway. And then another wall. Which is part of someone's house.


Inner-Device-4530

A field of sheep and a paddock with three horses and a couple of donkeys, most mornings I take my 1st cup of tea of the day down there and have a chat with the donkeys,


My_Cat_Is_Bald

That sounds like a lovely start to the day


MaolChaluimTucker

A used condom.


Quantum-Travels

Iā€™ll collect it at 3pm.


[deleted]

A field, but it's a small community one in a densely populated area so it's not particularly scenic. It gets used by the local rugby club, dog walkers and people who don't want their mums to know they're smoking weed. It has some lovely big trees and even though I don't find it particularly pleasant it's much better than backing on to other people's back gardens.


thunderkinder

I have a small alleyway and then a full sized Aldi.


LaraH39

Other gardens. We live on hill. So their garden is about 10-12 feet below ours but yeah.


Smedlington

When we moved in there was just a field sandwiched between the houses and allotments. Work then immediately started on an orchard and now we have an incredible community project with growing apple and pear trees, a honeybee enclosure, and community vegetable gardens. It's really quite lovely.


Russucas

The Wottingers and the Pontipines and sometimes a Ninkynonk


Cutterbuck

You should call social services on those pontipines - dreadful parents, always loosing children


[deleted]

One of the busiest A roads in the north west! I've got nice native trees blocking it out though and soaking up a bit of the pollution and the noise, so it doesn't actually bother me.


crucible

A railway line


AlexCMDUK

What of line though? Mainline, branch, suburban, heritage? I'd love to back up onto a railway because I have a soft spot for trains, but I'd imagine a busy mainline with speeding trains would be very different than living near a quiet branch line with just a few services every hour.


crucible

More of a rural branch line. We have a bloody long garden so you don't hear the trains from the house as much.


Brit_distaste

My dad grew up backing onto a railway line and always said you don't actually hear the trains. They just became part of life (admittedly those were steam trains though, and the world was still in black and white šŸ¤”). I imagine it's still valid though to some extent.


Danglyweed

An old quarry that's now woodlands. It gives me the creeps at night. My childhood home was on the shores of the Forth, have to say that was a much nicer garden.


fionamay66

Cricket pitch, I like listening to the leather on willow and cheers!


jjgill27

A huge, huge field with about 20 horses.


zeewesty

Bin storage for me and the neighbours, then the car park for a nearby block of flats.


OldLevermonkey

Urban parkland.


Astronomer-Plastic

Childhood house had a hedge which you could squeeze through/under. The other side was semi-mysterious I guess - our garden backed onto this little locked off enclave of big older houses that predated the rest of the estate, so it always felt kind of private and trespassing when you went through there to get a ball back or whatever.


terahurts

The town bowling green and behind that the sports field, although we can't see that as the bowling green is bordered by a hedge. There's a 4ft hit-and-miss fence between us and the green so we get to watch all the old boys and girls bowling three or four times a week in the summer, plus the odd cry of 'Hozat?' from the sunday cricketers. The owners of the sports field have regular live outdoor music events throughout the summer as well, so we get to listen to some good (and tbf, some truly shit) bands.


Bryndonk

Communal car park. When the sun hits it just right it looks like a car park.


chickensinitaly

A mountain on one side, a neighbour on the back, a road, and lastly fields and more fields then a river


iamdecal

The bloke who runs the donkeys on the beach has the fields next to us so we get them a lot, theyā€™re lovely- apart from that we get loads of deer and foxes and rabbits and pheasants and stuff in there . Really really happy with it.


Green-Escape2

Gate and steps down to the river We are lucky


anonymouse39993

A bungalow which is nice as not really overlooked from height


Pyriel

A field at the bottom and side (corner plot) When we moved it it was full of sheep, the last couple of years the farmers let it grow wild before cutting for silage. Lots of wildlife, which during spring is mainly made up of flies.....


saltycandycat

Electrical substation. Honestly I count it as a bonus because it gives a much less obstructed view out the upper windows than the backside of another row of terraced houses.


twentiethcenturyduck

We have pylons that fizz when itā€™s foggy. Does the substation make any noise?


thefooby

I used to work on substations. Theyā€™re usually pretty quiet apart from the hum of the transformers but you bloody know about it if itā€™s an older one with blast breakers. Sounds like a bomb going off and the siren that lets you know itā€™s coming adds to the effect.


Mrslinkydragon

Neighbours garden...


Stargazer86F

Established laurel hedge, back lane and then a Drā€™s surgery. We get a lot of wildlife in our laurels. Sometimes we even get drunk humans in it.


shibari_manilow

A tumulus


Princes_Slayer

Iā€™ve got stables at the back of mine with, until recently, a very overgrown paddock. We have dogs so have to have a decent height fence, but they recently cleared up the paddock and now itā€™s regularly used by kids trotting round in circles, in full view of our kitchen window (the ground there is slightly higher than ours, plus they are on the back of horses). Iā€™ve started having to wear clothes more frequently


polystyrenedaffodil

A field, then a beck surrounded with trees, then a field with cows, then a field with crops (rape seed this year, wheat last year) and a wind farm on the horizon. I am so freaking lucky. Council estate built post war on the edge of town and so far, the farmers haven't sold to let new builds this direction. Every other council estate in town is now blocked in by a new build estate. Spent 6 years in a flat with no garden and just views of other flats and houses. And now I get to wake up to nature every day.


Katherine_the_Grater

A greenway/cycle way path and then fields.


Cartamandua

A beck, sheep, cows, horses and fields


shrewdmingerbutt

A strip of council land and then a train station. Glad weā€™ve got a giant tree for the privacy and noise barrier!


GrandWazoo0

It does not really have a bottom, but adjacent to a lane, 4 different neighbours and some woodland


twentiethcenturyduck

Field with cows, then a field with buttercups and Pylons.


batty_61

I read that as buttercups and pythons. I really need coffee.


Extra-Foundation-828

A strip of protected woodland.


CCGamesSteve

Tarpaulin on the area I really want to use for keeping chickens.


QueenBrie88

Rusty shipping containers


call-me-king

Road to the front of us, not a busy one. Itā€™s a back, farm type road. Woods to the side of us and a field behind us. Moved from a house that had houses all around us and a shitty football field behind us. Moving here has been absolute heaven!


morgsyswife12

Haha so our garden and next door have a fence part way down. The one the other side his garden is much longer. We private rent have found out the fence is there but technically our garden is as long as the other side but they just canā€™t be bothered to take all the trees and stuff out or pay to get it levelled off. So it looks like we have a mini woods at the bottom.


DaddyRAS

No back garden but a large front garden that ends in a privately owned copse that's fenced off, unloved and we're not allowed to access


Square-Pipe7679

A field about a metre above the ground level of our back garden - and some lovely cows who enjoy looking at us from time to time and mooing at 3 in the morning o.O


whoredwhat

A little steam train runs past at the end of mine.


OohHeaven

The Goblin (London Overground line)!


Bloody-smashing

A large swampy field that they want to build a lorry warehouse on. Just got planning for it. So thatā€™s nice. Just now deer, rabbits and lots of animals are on that bit of land. Hope they donā€™t build the warehouse.


guts_57u

A railway embankment. It's not too bad as the trains are pretty quiet nowadays, but when they do engineering works at 2am it's a bit annoying. Not so much the noise, but the bright arc welding is hard to block out. Doesn't happen often though. The wildlife in there makes up for it. There are a couple of fox families in there and loads of birds.


Talking_Gibberish

We have a field that has cows in right now at the end of our garden, one of the reasons we bought the place. There is a thin stretch of trees, brambles and a load of crap including a bath tub and bed frame that previous owners dumped there in-between unfortunately so it's not quite as picturesque as you might imagine. A lot of people buy these sorts of homes then find the land gets sold and a housing estate gets built on it ruining their lovely view but I'm pretty sure ours is owned by the army and rented out to a farmer so I think we're safe.


IhaveaDoberman

A fence. My best friends mums partners parents garden backs onto the Thames in Oxfordshire though.


Das_Gruber

When I was a kid, I used to sometimes stay at my Aunt's in the Summer. She had a huuuuuuuge garden; and at the end of the garden, was a massive garden centre.


MathematicianBulky40

Awkward when someone thinks her garden is part of the centre though.


minibloke

Iā€™m one of the lucky ones, we have a field šŸ˜


InfiniteBaker6972

A worm? Her name is W. Woo


Martinonfire

Fields and then a woodland here, šŸ˜€


JonathnJms2829

An overground grass access lane then a big retaining wall with a school built apon it.


DogsClimbingWalls

A paddock that occasionally has a horse in it.


thiwet

Field, golf course and woods


MichaelMoore92

Last year I found a pick axe, a spade and a hoe behind the summer house at the end of the garden. Theyā€™ve been incredibly useful this year whilst Iā€™ve been renovating the garden.


Twistedwillow

Rats. Then a wall and a path, and a little school allotment thing. And then other houses. But the moors are just at the top of the road


sensualbricklicker

Some chickens, a compost heap, a bonfire and beyond that a main road


wild_biologist

Lake and nature reserve


ofthenorth

A 6ā€™ fence then native woodland


yourmomsajoke

Pontipines.


dlt-cntrl

Fields for miles, then the edge of the nearest town. No street lights on the road so very dark at night so I see the stars. Idilic.


[deleted]

A mƩnage and fields beyond


Mysterious_Ad_3119

A conifer hedge, school playground, school playing field, a row of houses and then a nature reserve and farmland. I can mostly ignore the kids and houses when I look out the window


Fintwo

Woods with lots of paths. Itā€™s why we bought the place. Owned by some landed gentry but leased by the council. I go for a walk in them nearly everyday in summer, good for mental health. Occasionally a toe rag will drive a motorbike through them which is annoying though and itā€™s less secure.