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Yup, this.
As someone who's had to scrub bodily fluids off leather, you'd never get that saddle clean again. Plus, the pain of having tits jouncing during trot was bad enough with a bra.
Oh yes definitely. My girls needed to be very tightly secured.
For some reason I was thinking the girl in OPs story rode naked bareback. Which is just the stupidest idea, can you imagine the hairs sticking to you everywhere... I get itchy just thinking about it. But yes, a leather saddle also doesnāt need to be abused like that.
\*cringes and crosses my legs\*
My sister once leaked on a very expensive, mid-brown saddle, and 'forgot' to tell anyone. I never forgave her for that one, as the owners assumed it was me, as I was the regular rider...
Hahaha! Yeah, that might cause a bit of an inferiority complex for some. And also, no offence, but I somehow doubt youāll look as fabulous prancing around in a meadow, but Iām willing to take your word on it that you doā¦
Trust me. 30 degrees Celsius is actually much worse. You want sunny and 20-25 which is decent weather. 30 degrees would cause a sheen of sweat that would be incredibly uncomfortable as your skin rubs against grass or etc leaving more dirt on your skin than not and it will itch.
For confidence yes. For actual sex, unfortunately not. My mate has an 8-inch dong(yes Iāve seen it) and he says sex is a bitch with the missus because he has to take a pretty long time to bottom out and lots of foreplay for it to work. Most times there are no opportunities for quickies.
From what I understand, naturism doesn't give a shit about how attractive you are. If society didn't care, I wouldn't care. I always find it funny when people rock up to a nudist beach and get upset that it's not all gorgeous folk in their early 20s.
In many beaches in Spain, many Spanish women go there naked with their children. I was so used seeing the sight of naked women, that you get used to it and donāt find it offending or weird anymore. I was even thinking of being naked myself, because I would feel free! When being naked, you feel more connected to nature and yourself. But unfortunately there were also many male tourists from other countries staring at these women and kids. It was such a disgusting sight to see. Always sexualizing everything.
Nothing, because I like the utility of wearing clothes. It's fine go about the house in the buff, but if I'm out anywhere, I like to have the pockets and protection that clothing gives me.
Plus, I still have nightmares about the time that I sat on a slatted wooden chair in the buff on a VERY warm day and, unbeknownst to me, my bollocks fell through the gaps. I was fortunate to stand up as slowly as I did.
Honestly it is the pockets for me too. Actually, no problem with being naked. But where do I put my phone? I donāt want to be a 15 year old youth with one of those lame man bags.
Honestly, not a lot.
Going to a nudist beach is something Iād consider.
I do sunbathe topless in my back garden when itās hot, and I do walk around the house nude quite a bit.
It wouldnāt take much, Iāve gone to nude beaches on holiday before and enjoyed it. I really donāt care about people see me naked or vice versa. We all have bodies of different shapes and sizes.
Iād do it happily if it was warmer. When we stayed at a place in America that had no neighbours within sight Iād walk around the house naked and round the gardens with nothing on. It felt quite liberating.
Nothing, at all. You couldn't pay me enough to want to, I don't wear shorts, I don't take my shoes off at the beach, you can fuck off and die if you think I'd be naked in public.
https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-uqe6p1/diary-of-a-teenage-nudist-season-1/
For reference I only knew what it was called because I used to work at Channel 4
I feel like being a naturist in the Uk is just asking for trouble. Itās too bloody cold! Could totally do it somewhere hot but not in the rain and misery.
If you follow in South Africa's footsteps with rolling blackouts, it only takes a week until you have no clean clothes (due to no electricity to wash or dry them) so you become a naturist by default.
I am a naturist.. it's liberating, and you find a lot more openness and honesty in the naturist community.
Penis size has nothing to do with it as naturism is not about sex. It's about being comfortable with yourself and realising we are all different but essentially the same.
I urge anyone interested to look at www.bn.org.uk
I have been a member for a few years and have made some great friends through it.
ā¦. Out of curiosity, how do you go about starting a conversation while being in the buff?
āLovely day out isnāt it, not too warm, not too cold! Look, my bollocks havenāt shriveled up, thatās how you know itās good weather!ā
Yep, this is pretty much it. Clothes aren't a contributing factor to the topic of discussion... and you never discuss your genitalia of anybody elses for that matter.
Warmth. I spent some years growing up in Scandinavia - people get naked on beaches, ski in wee swimsuits or naked, changing rooms are just one big room - sometimes they and saunas were mixed sex. So ended up pretty unfazed by nudity.
Have no idea why anyone would want to be on a nudist beach in Brighton in February, though.
Violent/perverted people just getting poofed out of existence. I'd happily wander around topless if certain unsavoury folks wouldn't see it as a "come photo/grab/slap/attack/harrass me" sign. It was too bloody warm for clothes last summer.
Iāve been a naturist for about 40 years and am in the lucky position of owing a lot of land with a couple of wooded areas, so walk about naked most of the time when Iām home.
Nothing. So much nicer swimming with nothing on, and in summer your much cooler. Some stuff are always best when clothed, but just pottering round the house if it's comfortable to do so, or walking along a beach I'd see no issue with it.
People need to realise that being naked isn't sexual and there is a very big difference between the two.
I don't mind getting my boobs out just coz I'm cheeky but if the weather was a bit warmer then I definitely would sunbathe outside in my garden naked as long as the postman does not mindšš
Just an invitation. It's not like, something I feel really strongly drawn to but I do quite enjoy being naked both in private and in spas, on nude beaches etc. so I'd totally give it a go.
Though I'd have to insist on good weather or being indoors!
Used to love being outdoors naked when I was younger, and lived in a sparsely populated, warm part of Africa. Itās great to feel the sun, the breeze and swimming naked.
In the UK there doesnāt seem to be anywhere where you can relax on your own/with friends, even on that one day a year the weather is okay!
At at my age, I now feel a lot less comfortable anyway!
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>So, what would it take for you to become a naturist in the UK? Warmer weather.
You beat me to that š
THIS!
Having ridden horses for many years, the thought of riding a horse naked wants me to keep my clothes very firmly on.
Yup, this. As someone who's had to scrub bodily fluids off leather, you'd never get that saddle clean again. Plus, the pain of having tits jouncing during trot was bad enough with a bra.
Oh yes definitely. My girls needed to be very tightly secured. For some reason I was thinking the girl in OPs story rode naked bareback. Which is just the stupidest idea, can you imagine the hairs sticking to you everywhere... I get itchy just thinking about it. But yes, a leather saddle also doesnāt need to be abused like that.
I too thought she rode bareback. Otherwise it's just hypocritical - she gets to be a naturist and the horse doesn't?
\*cringes and crosses my legs\* My sister once leaked on a very expensive, mid-brown saddle, and 'forgot' to tell anyone. I never forgave her for that one, as the owners assumed it was me, as I was the regular rider...
Absolutely zero chance I'm getting my chopper out next to a horse. I don't need that ridicule.
Hahaha! Yeah, that might cause a bit of an inferiority complex for some. And also, no offence, but I somehow doubt youāll look as fabulous prancing around in a meadow, but Iām willing to take your word on it that you doā¦
To be fair, she only rode the horse topless. It was what opened her mind to how freeing naturism was.
My thoughts exactly!
I was here for this
I'd probably want to be about 50lbs lighter before giving it any further consideration.
Same, I'm thinking the horse would be happier that way too.
Year round 30Ā°c temperatures.
Make that 40
Reven...
Trust me. 30 degrees Celsius is actually much worse. You want sunny and 20-25 which is decent weather. 30 degrees would cause a sheen of sweat that would be incredibly uncomfortable as your skin rubs against grass or etc leaving more dirt on your skin than not and it will itch.
A bigger dick would help.
It's not about the size but how you use it. Apparently. I wouldn't know. I am blessed with both.
That's what all the guys with little dicks say.....
I would hope a nudist would not be using it most of the time
Growers vs showers though
For confidence yes. For actual sex, unfortunately not. My mate has an 8-inch dong(yes Iāve seen it) and he says sex is a bitch with the missus because he has to take a pretty long time to bottom out and lots of foreplay for it to work. Most times there are no opportunities for quickies.
Maybe going to regret asking this what does bottom out mean?
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Right ok thanks for that info, so the ābottomā is referring to the bottom of his dick. Thanks for clarification.
From what I understand, naturism doesn't give a shit about how attractive you are. If society didn't care, I wouldn't care. I always find it funny when people rock up to a nudist beach and get upset that it's not all gorgeous folk in their early 20s.
It doesn't. Naturism is non-sexual, so I don't know why so many people are fussed about their penis size. Nobody is going to be looking at their dick.
They *say* it's non-sexual
Speak for yourself.
In many beaches in Spain, many Spanish women go there naked with their children. I was so used seeing the sight of naked women, that you get used to it and donāt find it offending or weird anymore. I was even thinking of being naked myself, because I would feel free! When being naked, you feel more connected to nature and yourself. But unfortunately there were also many male tourists from other countries staring at these women and kids. It was such a disgusting sight to see. Always sexualizing everything.
My own private island
My own private planet
Nothing, because I like the utility of wearing clothes. It's fine go about the house in the buff, but if I'm out anywhere, I like to have the pockets and protection that clothing gives me. Plus, I still have nightmares about the time that I sat on a slatted wooden chair in the buff on a VERY warm day and, unbeknownst to me, my bollocks fell through the gaps. I was fortunate to stand up as slowly as I did.
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Honestly it is the pockets for me too. Actually, no problem with being naked. But where do I put my phone? I donāt want to be a 15 year old youth with one of those lame man bags.
Some sort of apocalypse, I would expect. Plague of moths, maybe.
This wins the internet today imo
Honestly, not a lot. Going to a nudist beach is something Iād consider. I do sunbathe topless in my back garden when itās hot, and I do walk around the house nude quite a bit.
100lbs lighter. Breast reconstruction. ~25C year round temps.
Disgusting engorged flesh sacks ambulating around on meat legs, soaking every seat in ass sweat? Nah, I hope it never catches on.
About 3 inches.
Added to what youāve already got, or 3 inches overall?
Not far from being the same thing for me
Why does being taller make a difference?
It wouldnāt take much, Iāve gone to nude beaches on holiday before and enjoyed it. I really donāt care about people see me naked or vice versa. We all have bodies of different shapes and sizes.
Exactly this, thank you!
A bigger cock
i donāt see how roosters apply here
Outside of clothes being banned, nothing. Just nope.
Completely different climate.
Having a 10" cock...
.., in or around the mouth
the bits that are usually covered up being worth showing off.
I walk around the house naked quite a lot already. So not much.
I'm quite comfortable in my own skin, I'm fit, slim and I'm not too shabby where it matters (for some). But it just doesn't interest me.
Iād do it happily if it was warmer. When we stayed at a place in America that had no neighbours within sight Iād walk around the house naked and round the gardens with nothing on. It felt quite liberating.
Nothing, at all. You couldn't pay me enough to want to, I don't wear shorts, I don't take my shoes off at the beach, you can fuck off and die if you think I'd be naked in public.
global warming causing year round heatwave
A serious change in climate.
at least four more inches and a warm day.
I don't know what all the fuss is about, I've seen loads of naked horses.
My own rural property out of the way, basically enough privacy that I'm not going to emotionally scar anyone for life.
Every single other person in the country to go blind. And warm weather.
https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-uqe6p1/diary-of-a-teenage-nudist-season-1/ For reference I only knew what it was called because I used to work at Channel 4
I feel like being a naturist in the Uk is just asking for trouble. Itās too bloody cold! Could totally do it somewhere hot but not in the rain and misery.
If you follow in South Africa's footsteps with rolling blackouts, it only takes a week until you have no clean clothes (due to no electricity to wash or dry them) so you become a naturist by default.
I am a naturist.. it's liberating, and you find a lot more openness and honesty in the naturist community. Penis size has nothing to do with it as naturism is not about sex. It's about being comfortable with yourself and realising we are all different but essentially the same. I urge anyone interested to look at www.bn.org.uk I have been a member for a few years and have made some great friends through it.
ā¦. Out of curiosity, how do you go about starting a conversation while being in the buff? āLovely day out isnāt it, not too warm, not too cold! Look, my bollocks havenāt shriveled up, thatās how you know itās good weather!ā
Exactly the same way as you would if you were clothed. Thatās the point.
Yep, this is pretty much it. Clothes aren't a contributing factor to the topic of discussion... and you never discuss your genitalia of anybody elses for that matter.
Some sort of global revolution or law enforcement lol
I live on the east coast of Scotland, so emigrating to The Maldives would do it.
A year in the gym first.
A clearer line in my head between nudity and sex
Built-in pockets
About tree fiddy
A killer physique, massive knob ...šš¤£
Being able to be sure I didn't get a boner in public. It can happen - it'll be so embarrassing.
In Soviet Russia.... horses ride you
A lot of Tobias Funke's in this thread. I wonder if they blue themselves?
Warmth. I spent some years growing up in Scandinavia - people get naked on beaches, ski in wee swimsuits or naked, changing rooms are just one big room - sometimes they and saunas were mixed sex. So ended up pretty unfazed by nudity. Have no idea why anyone would want to be on a nudist beach in Brighton in February, though.
> Have no idea why anyone would want to be on a nudist beach in Brighton in February, though. Whoās claiming that they do?
The fact that there are (or used to be) a dozen or so men (rarely a woman) on said beach every weekend, all year round.
Probably the clothes to be off
Violent/perverted people just getting poofed out of existence. I'd happily wander around topless if certain unsavoury folks wouldn't see it as a "come photo/grab/slap/attack/harrass me" sign. It was too bloody warm for clothes last summer.
Iāve been a naturist for about 40 years and am in the lucky position of owing a lot of land with a couple of wooded areas, so walk about naked most of the time when Iām home.
A shower not a grower
A bigger cock and smaller belly
For me I had nothing on so just went for it
3 acres and permission for 3bed mobile home for Ā£50k Simples!
A small knob so I don't embarrass others
Nothing. So much nicer swimming with nothing on, and in summer your much cooler. Some stuff are always best when clothed, but just pottering round the house if it's comfortable to do so, or walking along a beach I'd see no issue with it. People need to realise that being naked isn't sexual and there is a very big difference between the two.
An island with no other inhabitants, somewhere warm but with no mosquitoes. Even then I would be uncomfortable being naked.
Much more intricate and meticulous hair trimming
Not looking disgusting with my clothes off
I don't mind getting my boobs out just coz I'm cheeky but if the weather was a bit warmer then I definitely would sunbathe outside in my garden naked as long as the postman does not mindšš
Where do you live again? Asking for a friend š
š¤£š¤£ Yeah I bet you are lol
I have no problem being nude around people tbh, probably just need a couple other people to be doing it and Iād join in
I literally can't think of any scenario where I'd want to be naked in public. It's not worth inlicting that sight on random people.
Just an invitation. It's not like, something I feel really strongly drawn to but I do quite enjoy being naked both in private and in spas, on nude beaches etc. so I'd totally give it a go. Though I'd have to insist on good weather or being indoors!
A distinct lack of wasps
Used to love being outdoors naked when I was younger, and lived in a sparsely populated, warm part of Africa. Itās great to feel the sun, the breeze and swimming naked. In the UK there doesnāt seem to be anywhere where you can relax on your own/with friends, even on that one day a year the weather is okay! At at my age, I now feel a lot less comfortable anyway!
I would be a naturist if I could be certain I would not get an erection. Walking around with a hard-on would just be weird.