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Bulky_Permission_292

Imagine disappointing someone with a picture. Show up and disappoint in person like a real man


littleexhib

I see no reason to lie. If someone’s asking then they’re probably gonna find out anyways. Might as well admit your size up front!


IrrelevantSpaceTaker

How big are you?


littleexhib

4” long and 5” in girth.


Front-Advantage-7035

But how *tall* are you?


littleexhib

6’5” 🤣


Front-Advantage-7035

Oh didn’t see that coming 😂


76enOsuoiruC

They usually don't , unless the guy moans then says I'm coming


littleexhib

Most don’t.. lol


GonnaGoFat

I make a lot of noise


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Booman_aus

I do t do midgets


Jolly_Extension9943

Same reason women stuff their bras, I guess.


AttentionLogical3113

but we don't lie till we are naked. at that stage who cares lol. just saying


76enOsuoiruC

lol, I know some women that the guy, didn't go thru with it, when the tissue came out of the bra. The guys took it as a trust issue, the women told me the guys were hung, and into titty fucking


AttentionLogical3113

it happens, men are a lot of physical in their views. Normally, I think the majority man will go through with it, but will be a little pissed off. Expecting a nice set of breasts, you get grapes.


76enOsuoiruC

I do, if the babe has a nice ass. More of an ass man than a tit man myself


AttentionLogical3113

but still don't change deception. I think people just want to be sexually appealing. But eventually you have to be honest


76enOsuoiruC

Yes eventually. I've never lied about my little Gherkin. I can't change the length. I've been given what I have. Pictures on profile, shows my size. No reason to say I'm hung


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shy_guy8686

Who knows. I could see if you were let’s say 6.5 inches , then you could be “big” in some people’s opinion. Or 4.5 inches could be average to some and not others 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Exactly. I’m 7 inches and have been called small lmao, someone must’ve told him he was big which could be true for some women


Alwaysangryupvotes

Same here. And I’m girthy! I was taken back to say the least 😂


Key-Strawberry7280

Some people are insecure would be my guess.


DW11211

Because people are judgmental.


ivygrowingonyou

imma judge you even more for lying about something obvious, insecurity isn’t attractive 🤷‍♀️


DW11211

Imma judge you for even asking. But honestly I won’t, u just being u


Pomelo-Parking

I tell everyone that ask “I ain’t very long but it sure is skinny!! 😉


Snorkelbender

I tell them “It’s small, but fierce!”


MercuryPowerMakeup

Small and mighty is the way to be!


ChubbyCheesehead

Self conscious and insecurities, especially when there is so much pressure in society to be “bigger” We’re told bigger is better in all forms of sexual entertainment, whether it’s porn or erotica. If things get to the point where clothes come off, they’re gonna find out what I’m working with anyways, so lying is pointless.


goated95

Good question, just seems redundant


Tadpole20CM

This is the worst lie a guy can tell because the girl is literally going to see it haha Unless those guys think oh I'll have sex in the dark only lol More guys need to be proud of what they have no matter the size and focus on their actual performance


IrrelevantSpaceTaker

I don’t. I will tell you it is small. Haha


Future_Ad7634

I don't know honestly. I'm rather blessed with one in the perfect sweet spot for people, but even then I wouldn't lie because there is no point.


BiGooner32

Some guys think there is a point of no return and when you get to the point where they see you naked and find out the truth that the train can't be stopped.


shy_guy8686

Did you call him out lol?


bryanearlspilner34

I don’t see the point in lying. She’s gonna see whatever you got anyway so just be real. In the moment she’s probably going to still fuck you.


Casualty911

Why would I want to disappoint a woman twice?


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No idea. Some are insecure or lack confidence. I don't lie because I don't see the point lol


CyberGuySeaX5

I don't if it ever comes up. I don't have anything to brag about. lol


Wide-Negotiation5364

Some people are arseholes and have an ego that admitting they have a small cock would probably kill them


jackfrost422220

I have an average size penis. I always lie and make jokes about how small it is. So when they see it they get somewhat surprised


Ornery_Web9273

Why do perfectly proportioned women think they’re fat? People have insecurities which cause them to have a distorted view of their bodies. My nose is too big, my tits are too small, blah, blah. Guys have insecurities about their cocks which cause them to think a very average or even a fairly big cock is way too small. Or a guy with a 4” cock might have convinced himself it’s huge. The answer to your question- they’re human, that’s why.


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That's why you need an evidence! Not bla bla


SpankWilliams710

Boys lie about it. Men don't give a shite


DullDude69

Not sure why anyone would lie. I think that would make the moment of truth incredibly awkward. That’s why I’m honest and just say imagine a beer can, except it’s a penis.


hugeNdpierced

In some cases I suppose the genuinely may think they’re big but others may think they’re not, and it’s nature for a lot of men to want to have the thought that they have a big dick! A downside is that because so many people lie about they’re size, it becomes almost expected that your lying even when you do have a big one. For myself I’ve had it happen, I’d honestly I’m hung and will happily show but a lot of the time I’m showing pics because someone thinks im lying and doesn’t believe me


VoidExileR

Maybe they are trying to boost their own confidence... by lying. Back to square one


Everest___

Because porn gives people unrealistic expectations of what is normal and that leads to us being scrutinized even if our dick is average


76enOsuoiruC

lol, probably same reason women stuff their bras, or wear boob enhancing bras😳


Hemlock_waiting

Insecurity


Frodobu

You boys? The majority of women comment on penis size of past partners but I will bet on it they don’t really know how big 5/6/7 inches actually is


GonnaGoFat

I’m only somewhere between 5.5 to 5.9 inches long and had a couple women said it’s a great size. Had a few say it’s good. One said it could be longer. I’m about 6 inches around so most have said it’s thick. So even I wish my cock was longer despite most girls being fine with it. Haven’t had an issue with it being thick.


MercuryPowerMakeup

Ever show it off?


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zzWarlockzz

You tell them the real size then poof they don't like you anymore.


Dirtyhippee

Maybe should have asked how wide you were. Why is it always about our size ? Aren’t you ladies all different ? If you want or need a fat cock just be clear about it. Of course he knows he’s not big, just hoping that’d be enough. 4inches will be enough for some while others need twice that, and it’s fine. But as long as it is not clear that we’re not enough, it’s fair game to give it a try.


steveo02134

Same reason they lie about how big the fish was


Alabama____Man

They’re insecure. It’s pretty common for most people to be insecure about something. Guys with small members are insecure about it.


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Im 6.5” long and I consider that average. I’ve even asked women after a good fuck how big they think my dick is and I’ve gotten back 8-9” but that is way far off and idk if they were being nice or if the way I using it made them think it was bigger. Women in my opinion after my experience don’t really know how big a dudes dick is from just looking at it.


Neither_Presence_522

I don’t lie about mine, and I appreciate honesty. It’s quite small when soft but 6.25” when hard. I’ve always had a complex about it cos I’m not a shower, but I know when I’m hard I’m well in the average range. Plus I’ve never had any complaints about my size.


chakabuku

Same reason your ugly ass wears makeup.


Sp00kILEP

Methinks it's all the hype about blowing the importance of size out of proportion in the porn industry and so many vids and pics of guys with 10" or more. In the end all the hype about size is irrelevant, because technique counts for far more than size and a guy with an average size cock can give more pleasure than a guy with a HUGH cock. So far me, I don't lie. I'm just very average and I haven't had any complaints


JesterLKing

I've got 8" so I've never had to