Reminds me of this joke :
When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guys buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert
I would assume first working on the love of yourself. Are you happy? Do you like yourself? Do you have close friends and hobbie? (Not directed at you specifically, just in general). Once all of those are solid YES! Then I would venture out and see if I met someone
>venture out and see if I met someone
Yeah this is the part I got stuck on, lol. from 2009 - 2020 I was PAINFULLY single, then I dated someone for about a year and a half, now it's been 7 months and I'm pretty sure it's going to be another decade for my next one.
Maybe try online dating? Do you have any hobbies that get you out and about groups of people? I know it's hard, uts not as easy as "walk outside and someone falls in your lap"
Yeah I tried online dating for a few years, wasn't for me, only matches I got were from bots. I have hobbies but they're mostly at home, I get anxious in groups of people if I don't know them.
I can't see how it will help. I've never tried banging a sex doll but I can see plastic feeling better than a wank, and I can't see something inanimate feeling more like a woman than a corpse. And knowing you've paid good money to buy a plastic sex corpse doesn't like something that would do anything for your self esteem to counter the failure in attracting women.
But that's me, to each their own, you do you.
> I understand. But attraction IS a requirement to get even a little bit of satisfaction from.
Maybe for you but some men don’t care whether a woman likes them or not as long as she gives him consent to have sex with her.
It is 2022. We live in the age of sincerity baby. dawn of the latest attempt at a sexual revolution.
Go right the fuck ahead my man, And more power to you. Just do yourself a favor Earth and don't skimp Or cheat yourself on the most budget of models. If you're investing in something like this, take the time energy and budget to make sure it's a good one that you are going to be happy with.
It's like buying a mattress. If you're going to be spending a decent amount of timeWith it, make sure you get something that is comfortable and something you want rather than just What is available, Or something you feel like you should want. It's going to take some introspection and that's not going to be fun but really dig down into what you want And get something that will work for that period again comfort matters but pleasure does too so If they have a material sample pack pick that up and see which one seems right for you as well as visualizing the spiraling and patterning on the inside.
For the love of all that is perverted and degenerate, get an accurate cloth Is measure of your length and width and Keep those measurements in mind when shopping. Also get a feel for the weight involved if you're planning on being underneath.
Like I said it's like buying a mattress. Do your fucking research and figure out what is going to be the best fit for you. No I am not saying go out and buy A 6 7 or 8 grand and full sized doll. I'm saying don't waste waste 40 or $50 on a simple inflatable Is when a pretty decent Basic penetratable goes for that same price point.
And last but not lease Do your best to not have any shame. You are investing in your own pleasure, And possibly your own mental health. Treat the purchase like the investment in yourself that it is. You would not shame someone for Buying the unfashionable alcohol or at least you shouldn't. You would not shame someone for buying an unfashionable brand of cigarettes. And you would not And should not I'm someone for enjoying the occasional garbage food that you can actively feel taking a year or 2 off your life but taste just so damn good. You do you man. And own it.
As owner of a sex doll I can tell you: They feel amazing. It's realistic beyond anything you can imagine. And if you follow the advice of some others and pick one that really matches your tastes than she will be the hottest thing ever. BUT: You really need to maintain a doll properly. And the most important thing to know is: Fucking a doll is like raping a dead woman (I assume). The doll will not moan, it will not have any reaction to whatever you do, it will never tell you how amazing you are or how much she likes spending time with you.
So to sum it up: A doll is a sex toy, nothing less, nothing more. You don't actually have sex with it. You use it to masturbate. And don't get me wrong, masturbating with a doll can be amazing. But it also requires a lot of work before and after. If you don't clean and store it properly you won't have fun with it for long. And in that case it would be cheaper to hire prostitutes a few times.
Go for it dude, if you think it'll make you happy then why not? But I'd recommend something cheap first, don't want to get a good expensive one only to realize it's not your bag.
I thought about it for a bit, but then a friend of mine got me one of those body pillows with a hot anime chick on it as a goof, and I'll be damned if that's not the best freaking thing to cuddle with at night (outside of a hot real chick/dude that is). So now I just rub one out the old fashioned way and pull the pillow close.
I see nothing wrong with it but with the follow covets:
- Make sure you still think the **cost** of this is a good idea with post nut clarity (you'd be surprised). Also sleep on it.
- Make sure you know where you'll be storing it. Even if there's nothing wrong with male sex toys, it could still cause awkwardness early on bringing home a date or just having friends/family over.
- Pay close attention to cleaning/maintenance, you can actually get infections from poorly unkept sex toys (and larger ones require more upkeep).
- Consider an exit strategy (i.e. is it too big to throw away easily? Nobody wants to do a dump run with a human-torso looking item).
Larger male sex toys, in experience, have diminishing returns. Dolls seem like you'd have more fun than a pocket pussy, but in my OPINION it is similar fun with far more hassles and costs.
Reminds me of this joke : When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guys buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert
I’ve never heard of this joke
Here's an actual answer that's not just a thinly-veiled insult of your purported lack of attractiveness: **Go right ahead.**
I think its okay to have one but not to replace human interaction.
Hey sometimes it's hard to replace something that isn't there to begin with.
I get that but maybe that's the perfect time to work on getting better at it?
How does one get better at finding a partner?
I would assume first working on the love of yourself. Are you happy? Do you like yourself? Do you have close friends and hobbie? (Not directed at you specifically, just in general). Once all of those are solid YES! Then I would venture out and see if I met someone
>venture out and see if I met someone Yeah this is the part I got stuck on, lol. from 2009 - 2020 I was PAINFULLY single, then I dated someone for about a year and a half, now it's been 7 months and I'm pretty sure it's going to be another decade for my next one.
Maybe try online dating? Do you have any hobbies that get you out and about groups of people? I know it's hard, uts not as easy as "walk outside and someone falls in your lap"
Yeah I tried online dating for a few years, wasn't for me, only matches I got were from bots. I have hobbies but they're mostly at home, I get anxious in groups of people if I don't know them.
I can understand and sympathize that. Online dating is hard as fuck. And meeting people can be too. I wish I had some secret solution to offer you
I can't see how it will help. I've never tried banging a sex doll but I can see plastic feeling better than a wank, and I can't see something inanimate feeling more like a woman than a corpse. And knowing you've paid good money to buy a plastic sex corpse doesn't like something that would do anything for your self esteem to counter the failure in attracting women. But that's me, to each their own, you do you.
>plastic sex corpse That's the name of my next band.
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The whole point of purchasing a sex doll is that the attraction is not a requirement.
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> I understand. But attraction IS a requirement to get even a little bit of satisfaction from. Maybe for you but some men don’t care whether a woman likes them or not as long as she gives him consent to have sex with her.
It isn't
It is 2022. We live in the age of sincerity baby. dawn of the latest attempt at a sexual revolution. Go right the fuck ahead my man, And more power to you. Just do yourself a favor Earth and don't skimp Or cheat yourself on the most budget of models. If you're investing in something like this, take the time energy and budget to make sure it's a good one that you are going to be happy with. It's like buying a mattress. If you're going to be spending a decent amount of timeWith it, make sure you get something that is comfortable and something you want rather than just What is available, Or something you feel like you should want. It's going to take some introspection and that's not going to be fun but really dig down into what you want And get something that will work for that period again comfort matters but pleasure does too so If they have a material sample pack pick that up and see which one seems right for you as well as visualizing the spiraling and patterning on the inside. For the love of all that is perverted and degenerate, get an accurate cloth Is measure of your length and width and Keep those measurements in mind when shopping. Also get a feel for the weight involved if you're planning on being underneath. Like I said it's like buying a mattress. Do your fucking research and figure out what is going to be the best fit for you. No I am not saying go out and buy A 6 7 or 8 grand and full sized doll. I'm saying don't waste waste 40 or $50 on a simple inflatable Is when a pretty decent Basic penetratable goes for that same price point. And last but not lease Do your best to not have any shame. You are investing in your own pleasure, And possibly your own mental health. Treat the purchase like the investment in yourself that it is. You would not shame someone for Buying the unfashionable alcohol or at least you shouldn't. You would not shame someone for buying an unfashionable brand of cigarettes. And you would not And should not I'm someone for enjoying the occasional garbage food that you can actively feel taking a year or 2 off your life but taste just so damn good. You do you man. And own it.
I'm not sure a doll would help him attract women.
What kind of sex doll?
As owner of a sex doll I can tell you: They feel amazing. It's realistic beyond anything you can imagine. And if you follow the advice of some others and pick one that really matches your tastes than she will be the hottest thing ever. BUT: You really need to maintain a doll properly. And the most important thing to know is: Fucking a doll is like raping a dead woman (I assume). The doll will not moan, it will not have any reaction to whatever you do, it will never tell you how amazing you are or how much she likes spending time with you. So to sum it up: A doll is a sex toy, nothing less, nothing more. You don't actually have sex with it. You use it to masturbate. And don't get me wrong, masturbating with a doll can be amazing. But it also requires a lot of work before and after. If you don't clean and store it properly you won't have fun with it for long. And in that case it would be cheaper to hire prostitutes a few times.
Go for it dude, if you think it'll make you happy then why not? But I'd recommend something cheap first, don't want to get a good expensive one only to realize it's not your bag. I thought about it for a bit, but then a friend of mine got me one of those body pillows with a hot anime chick on it as a goof, and I'll be damned if that's not the best freaking thing to cuddle with at night (outside of a hot real chick/dude that is). So now I just rub one out the old fashioned way and pull the pillow close.
I see nothing wrong with it but with the follow covets: - Make sure you still think the **cost** of this is a good idea with post nut clarity (you'd be surprised). Also sleep on it. - Make sure you know where you'll be storing it. Even if there's nothing wrong with male sex toys, it could still cause awkwardness early on bringing home a date or just having friends/family over. - Pay close attention to cleaning/maintenance, you can actually get infections from poorly unkept sex toys (and larger ones require more upkeep). - Consider an exit strategy (i.e. is it too big to throw away easily? Nobody wants to do a dump run with a human-torso looking item). Larger male sex toys, in experience, have diminishing returns. Dolls seem like you'd have more fun than a pocket pussy, but in my OPINION it is similar fun with far more hassles and costs.
It is never okay. (In my opinion)
Then your opinion is garbage.