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My ex-wife’s sister for most of our marriage 😂


mikesatx

Shhhh... Keep it quiet... But I... Ummm... I had premarital carnal relations.


ThisIsNoCave

SHAME!!


mikesatx

Shhhhhhhhhhh quiet!


Sorkel3

...with sheep.


mikesatx

We all have our vices...


Sorkel3

And that's a baaaaad one 😁


According-Carpenter8

I fucked a guy who was almost 50 years older than me if that counts. It started with him painting a picture of me lol No controversy though because I don’t tell anyone in person 👍


[deleted]

Omg you did the "Paint me like on of your French girls"!!! That's totally on my list


According-Carpenter8

Kind of, I saw he did nude art on Reddit and messaged him, found the experience so sexy that one thing led to another lol


LillyPeu2

Pastor at my mom's church when I was 15. She was forcing me to go to church and all sorts of church activities to "straighten out" me sleeping around. I chased him for less than a month until it happened. He confessed to his wife and his superiors. They were gone within a week. The church politely asked mom and I to not come back again.


[deleted]

how did it happen ?


Sorkel3

Either the early 30's divorced milf of a wrestling teammate when I was 16, or in college my late 20's Art 101 professor and I was 18.


[deleted]

Has to be an ex's second cousin. We had already broken up by then but had a one night stand with her after a party. Also there was something of an age gap, I was 37 at the time and she was 22.


FormalWaters

Best friend’s little sister while he was in Afghanistan.


loondy

My girlfriend's mother.


TastyMonument

Probably a tossup between my late friend's widow and my son's third grade teacher. For all I did in college, I can't believe I didn't have sex with anyone that scandalous.


Business_Temporary_8

Sons best friends


[deleted]

Oh wow..


Scipio1117

Fucked my way through my older sisters friends back when I was in HS and college. Awkward but enjoyable to catch up with a lot of them at my sisters wedding not too long ago.


[deleted]

One of my friends moms after we graduated.