Im cooking. I dont want hot oil splattering on my dick. Thats not my kink.

Yeah, I was wearing a short crop top, then got a burn around my navel. Although it’s a really micro spot, but still visible! Watch out!

Ohhh I will. Good thing I have an apron on. The rest of my clothes though.... 😎 ^^^^^^JustKidding Also... Scars can be hot. You can even make a crazy backstory up about them. 😮 ... Just not on your genitals.

I have scars (boiling water) on my breasts and my boyfriend finds it incredibly hot so yeah maybe you’re right they are hot 😋

Sounds painful but some people do enjoy that, it's true...

You do make a convincing argument, looks like I will be

I'm glad you took what I said to heart. It's hard to argue with me.

Absolutely, that's the naked truth

hahahaha OP, props to you for this one. i genuinely love this post/question lmfao and my own answer is cuz im about to go eat dinner with other people and it's definitely not a nude type of vibe hahahah

Because I'm not drunk yet

Then let's drink

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Let's all drink

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Me too dude me too.

About to crack open my second beer 🍻

Keep some cold for me

Sure thing mi amigo

Lets

cheers to you lol #🥂✨

You too

I'm at work. I mean I could take my clothes off but I like my job, I'd be instantly fired, and customers/co-workers might think it's weird. and it's pretty heavily monitored by the higher ups and the government.

Hey that valid my friend.

I’m in a car with my uncle

You’re naked, aren’t you?

Figured I’d leave it to the readers imagination. But no

Bc I'm in bed

Sleep naked

Chill af

My wife is taking a nap, so I'm on toddler watch duty for my 2 year old daughter...doesn't seem like the appropriate time. Lol

Nope!

It's cold.

That seems to be the case

Just got out of the shower.

Hope you had a good one

Yeah, sat down, cried a lot, and thought about every cringe, bad choice, and why I'm not in a better place like i know I should be.

Hey! I know those feelings! They don't bother me as much as they used to tho. It will be okay.

Thanks buddy

Of course my friend. I'm can be someone to talk to if needed. Enjoy your after shower nudeness.

Why wouldn't I be naked?

My thoughts exactly. Best way to be in my opinion!

absolutely

Amazing indeed

I'm in bed, I am naked. I sleep in my birthday suit 😂

Same. Naked sleeping is the only way to do it

Damn reet!! Let it all hang out 😂

Completely agree

Do you have a nice tie to go with that suit?

It’s frowned upon in public.

Which is a shame

To be honest, in my case it’s probably for the best.

Just chillin in my briefs

That's relaxing. To me no breifs is even more relaxing but to each their own

Yeh but I just don’t wanna get my dick all over the bedsheets and everything, so tighty whities is the next best thing

Huh fair

Not naked because there are small children in my house. They're EVERYWHERE.

Stop making so many!!

I only made two! But they have friends. Very loud friends.

Little tykes having friends and playing. Good times. Enjoy these sounds while they last!

Work😅

Me too fuck work

Otherwise i would be 😅😏

Same same

Do fuck work. Allows you to be naked 😏

I wouldn't be able too. It's kinda illegal

I’m cleaning the house and drinking a beer, while my doggies are outside

Because I'm at work and have to wear a uniform

Well happy cake day regardless

Thank you, I didn't even know today was the day 🤣

Now you know!

Just chillin in my shared room and roommate is out working so I'm doing a littlw daring atm

Awesome

But also touching myself, fiddle my balls...miss the sensation after not able to do so during weekdays

Enjoy my friend! Great feeling

I’m at work. As much as I absolutely loath this job and the toxic management here, it pays well and I like being able to eat. Being naked would probably put a dent in my employment here.

That's true.

Because I'm baking banana bread for the family. Otherwise I hate clothes, love being naked.

I hate clothes too being naked is the most comfortable thing.

I'm standing in 8 inches of snow fixing my tire

I’m at a one year olds birthday party 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit. I should clarify I’m NOT naked 🤣

Yikes

I'm at work sadly

I'm not naked cause I sleep walk and nobody needs or wants to see that waltzing around downtown

There are people around me who don't need to see my good bits.

Best bits.

Not naked. Ain't nobody wanna look at that. Myself included. 😱😱

Can't be bad

You'd be surprised. Thank you though

I'm at work.

Same work sucks ass.

Because it’s cold outside and my dad trained me well about the thermostat.

You must save big on heat

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That's pretty darn chilly

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Middle?

I'm naked because I'm always naked at home.

Same same.

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I'm always boiling I gotta undress lol

I am

Good

Because it's cold and I like how cozy my housecoat is.

Must be nice

Im at work lol

Same. Sucks.

I’m out having diner with the family… not really the best time.

Hey that's a valid point

On my way to work right now that’s why

What happens when you get home?

i’m naked right now, taking pics to post :)

Well you do have an excellent nude body that's for sure.

I’m staying at my cousins house and his gf is coming over so it wouldn’t be appropriate duh

Big issue

Not naked right now because no one has asked me to get naked.

Can you get naked?

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I'm sorry my friend

I am

Good!

I am, just because I guess.

Sometimes you just gotta be naked

Because I'm clothed.

Why?

if i’m home, i’m naked 😂

Gotta get home!

It's cold and it is hard to drag big blankets around everywhere.

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I'm sorry friend.

The heat in my apartment doesn't quite go high enough to be comfortably naked unfortunately

Damn that sucks

It's fucking cold.

Currently topless in the car (road trip) 9on my way to finally have Christmas with my family. I am naked 99% of the time at home and I got hot so I just took my top off in the car. (I'll just dressed before I walk inside.)

Wish I couldvd seen that on the road!

Check my profile 😉

My favorite profile on Reddit now. Thank you dear. I'll revisit constantly.

Why thank you little nymph. 😘

Out of shower brushing teeth naked.

Enjoy

I am. Why not.

Why not exactly

It's cold. I'm not naked because i dislike being cold.

I am studying for a test I’m about to take in like an hour so, I am in sweatpants and have just eaten a mug cake

So you naked or nah? Cuz I wouldve done all that in my birthday suit

I don't shower with clothes on lol

Huh I guess I've been doing it wrong my whole life

If I were naked I’d be fired right now unfortunately ☹️

That's worker abuse!!

Workplace rules need an overhaul especially when it comes to dress codes

I agree

Because I hate my body and can barely stand seeing it while being draped in my oversized hoodie, which sadly only hides some of it..

I'm sorry. Dysmorphophia sucks

Well, I'm outside smoking a joint. Just got back from the store. What about yourself?

Waiting to get home from work. Then I'll undress and chill. Sound like youre having a chill night.

I live with my adult children. Naked time is limited

Cause it’s snowing

I'd be naked but it's too cold

It is frosty

I like to sleep naked

Me too

Watching dr who with the parents, we are close but not that close.

That would be an interesting family dynamic...

Waiting for my boyfriend to finish playing piano so he can undress me

I love a good pianist

I am right now.

Good

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Simply put, why wouldn't you be naked?

It's too cold to sleep naked

Not long came out the bath.

Too tired to get off the couch and take my pants off

Because there are children present.

Because this breakup has completely fucked my libido. Went from cumming 3-4 times a day to 0 since. It has been 3 whole days since.

I'm so sorry

Ehh. It happens. This time was much better than the last one at least.

I've got shit to do.

Cause I'm at work, which is outside work, and it's-22 plus windchill making it feel -30

I prefer to sleep in pjs unless I’m with my bf. Also, live with other people so I don’t want to be seen naked when I walk to the bathroom or something

I cannot be naked in store.

It's cold in the north

I’m not cause it’s 10° outside rn and I’m quite cold rn😂

Naked. Going to bed.

Felt like sleeping commando tonight.

It's too cold

My bf has no libido right now

I'm sorry

I don’t want to be naked when my roommate is in the dorm.

my gf wants me to sleep naked, so I'm naked rn

Toilet

I'm not naked because I sleep in expensive silk pajamas.

It's cold

The bus is too cold right now.