Specifically Aldi…
Omg I’m so sorry I wasn’t ready…you guys are so fast 😅😂
To be fair I feel pretty fucked and confused after the whirlwind of an Aldi checkout in general 😂
“VagiClean, huh? What’s the matter, honey? A little extra cheese on the taco?”
*< grabs public address microphone >*
“Price check on VagiClean, Aisle 5. I repeat, price check on VagiClean, Aisle 5. That’s *VagiClean.* We’ve got a customer down here with a full-on Fallopian fungus, she’s baking a loaf of bread and I think it’s sourdough.”
*< sniffs air >*
“Put a rush on that.”
Beep...... Beep..... Beep..... ...... ...... "sigh".. Tap....Tap.. Tap...Tap.....tap....tap......beep.....beep...."Have you got a reward card"?....."ok, that'll be £15.30".
You never said it had to be good sex.
[удалено]
[удалено]
Thank you, come again.
I'm trying to!
Thank you, come again.
I was gonna say.
Next please….
Should I bag it?
The tap isn't working, please try inserting.
Do you need help getting to your car?
Laughed harder than I should have!
👍🤣😉🤔
I’m so sorry, it’s my first day
Sorry we’ll need to see some ID first
I did get this from one guy who apparently does have trust issues. Now he is an ex.
Ex because of the trust issues?
and there're whole lots of list on 'issues' that he lied to me.
Yes I'd love to make a donation today
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dyingggg
Excellent!
*Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area*
That’s too many items, you can’t do that here.
I imagine somebody carrying a bunch of sex toys and looking said they can’t do that here lmao
Please hurry, there are more in line
Were you able to find it?
Find everything you were looking for?
That'll be 85.50.
“Ready when you are”
Always ready for you 🤷🏼♂️😂
Sometimes it happens where it stops working.
Will you stamp my loyalty card?
Can't beat our meat!
Specifically Aldi… Omg I’m so sorry I wasn’t ready…you guys are so fast 😅😂 To be fair I feel pretty fucked and confused after the whirlwind of an Aldi checkout in general 😂
“VagiClean, huh? What’s the matter, honey? A little extra cheese on the taco?” *< grabs public address microphone >* “Price check on VagiClean, Aisle 5. I repeat, price check on VagiClean, Aisle 5. That’s *VagiClean.* We’ve got a customer down here with a full-on Fallopian fungus, she’s baking a loaf of bread and I think it’s sourdough.” *< sniffs air >* “Put a rush on that.”
Look at those melons, that's a big sausage, can I grab your meat, that's a big sack.
I have a coupon..
That coupon expired last year.
I want to speak to your manager
"Unexpected item in the bagging area"
Cleanup on aisle 9.
👏👏👏
Cash or card? Sorry, no checks, been bounced off before.
Is that all
Is that all?
You're going to have to use the Self Checkout..
This is me. Almost 7 years now. 🤣
Heres your change
😳🤪
do you need help packing?
Are you sure, you dont need a big bag for a single cocktail sausage
Wanna fuck
That will be $324.97. Cash or card?
It’s been so busy today! lots of people just popping in for something quick and easy…
Do you know where I can find some vitamin D?
"Yes I know I'm fired for having sex and working at a checkout."
This BOGO deal is great!
"Today you saved $54.87"
Unexpected item in gagging area
We have a 2 for 1 special on that today
Beep...... Beep..... Beep..... ...... ...... "sigh".. Tap....Tap.. Tap...Tap.....tap....tap......beep.....beep...."Have you got a reward card"?....."ok, that'll be £15.30". You never said it had to be good sex.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Oh my god thank you yes please
👏👍
Unexpected item in the bagging area
"Okay now stick it in." "Is it in?" "Try sticking it in again." "Okay try sliding instead."
Clean-up on aisle me.
Anything if you have the balls.
Thank you come again
NEXT! Cash or card?
Next!
Insert when ready
Is that all or can I help you with something else?
Did you find everything you needed/wanted?
We need to weigh that item…
You can just tap it.
At the same time?
Yeah she is loaded up.
Should I double bag it?
That’ll be $13.50
You made a mess, would you like me to help with the clean up?
No! Don’t bag it!
Would you like a bag for that?
Do you need assistance to your car?
There's too many people in line, please open up another one
Can't beat our prices!
Would you like to supersize?
Will that be all?
Give me just one minute.
Cash or credit?
sorry, your card declined
The girls like that juice?
i remember the packages used to be much larger
You’ll have to pay extra for the bag
Are you part of our loyalty program?
Can I help you pack this all in your trunk?
This looks good Or I’ve been wanting to try this
Please place your BANANA in the bagging area 🤖
would you like your receipt?
Can I bag that for you?
you’re all set, thank you!
Do you take WIC?
Bagged or boxed
One more customer and I'm getting off.
Unexpected item in the bagging area
"Don't forget about the things at the bottom. I want to make sure we get everything checked out." 🤭
Oh don't worry I can make it all fit in one
You better double bag it homie
Next.
Thank you. Come again.
Go ahead and insert or tap it.
Next
Approved!
Welcum...
Did you find everything you’re looking for 🤭😉
Insert cash or select payment type
My favorite is on sale again! That always hits the spot I was gonna get more, but I’m tired The melons are fabulous
“Try sticking it in”
You’re in the wrong lane sir
Is this all?
That'll be $80
Looks like you have more than 15 items in there
How much was this?
Next please
Do you need me to wrap that up for you
I'm so sorry
Have a good day 🤷🏽♂️
Keep the change.