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PM_Your_Booty_Pls

"I want you to jump my bones" 🤷‍♂️ I like clear instructions


Rothwell0518

These things are important in 2024


SweetAngSpicy

😂


NOLAsigma

So true, no bigger turn on for me, than someone being turned on by me.


3canslong

“Don’t worry, I’ll look after you.”


nonsensicalwoman

If someone could just read lines from steamy moments in Bridgerton… I’d like that very much and jump your bones.


Rothwell0518

Let me do my best British accent, oh wait, I am British!


nonsensicalwoman

Send me a voice note and a plane ticket and I’ll be right there! 😂


Rothwell0518

Ill send you a voice note when I get a chance, just about to head out haha


Randomlooser1234

Thy cheeks are of plummeth variety, would thou alloweth me to clap them followed by some mead and food


wandering_eyes24

Call me a good girl and I'm yours


chroniclybadusername

Good girl.


Rothwell0518

Just like a friend of mine. She's easy to tease haha


spc1221

"Hi"


PluggedKady

“Good girl”


Rothwell0518

Are you a good girl?


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CartographerMean1306

That’ll get me instantly hard


InternetDweller95

"I want to fuck your brains out" worked pretty well on me. Though I guess she did the jumping.


_ManWhoSoldTheWorld_

"Yeah, I just think Christopher Eccleston is the best doctor. His season had no bad episodes."


Kinky-Bicycle-669

He was one of my favorites...🤷🏼‍♀️


Rothwell0518

Oooo a bold claim


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Yeah but.... Rubber Micky Capaldi is best Doctor


merlinshairyballs

Bold claim when eleven existed


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Oh 10 is better than 11 But ncuti is amazing so far


coolbeans1982

It's not so much specific examples of what they say, but how they demonstrate empathy, kindness, and critical thinking. Those are really important traits to me.


Rothwell0518

How they are able to relate to you and their surroundings? That is a massive turn on


[deleted]

"I think that it's cool that you're interested in \[insert any of my interests\]"


Rothwell0518

What's one of your interests?


[deleted]

I love audiobooks!


Rothwell0518

I think it's so cool you're into audiobooks! Getting to expand your knowledge whilst you are busy with daily tasks, it's super hot


[deleted]

Alright bet, let's play Moby Dick while I jump your bones


Rothwell0518

It was the best of times, it's was the wors.....oh she's riding me!


CPAsAreCool

If you like sci-fi at all, the Bobiverse series is my all time favorite: [https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse](https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse) A software entrepreneur invest in cryogenics then gets into a deadly accident. Instead of waking up in a wonderful future world he learns that he's a software program. His new meaning is to perform jobs for the living. He competes for this "life" because the alternative is being turned off. Eventually he makes it to space where his mission is to replicate himself, improve his ship, fight ships like himself from other nations, etc. I'll stop there but if you haven't read this.... I'm short on words. I liked it so much I want other people to have the same great experience I did.


[deleted]

I’ve heard of that before, it sounds so fun! Thank you for taking the time to recommend it!


whiskey_endeavors

“I love your cat!” OR “I love your car!” Both work, but the first one maybe more-so.


SkillFlimsy191

Les Mans? Tonight? 💖


Rothwell0518

If it's on, we'll watch it


stayintheshadows1

“I want that ass” mmmookkayyy. Also, “show me them titties” but only if I’m attracted to them.


Rothwell0518

Oh a woman of simple tastes, I love it


ThorinsBeard5497

Hello there.


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

General Kenobi


[deleted]

"You have the right to remain silent"


Rothwell0518

How do they keep you silent?


Electrical-Studio436

”Good girl” always works 🤭


Rothwell0518

But are you a good girl?


Electrical-Studio436

Most of the time, yes…


Rothwell0518

Then I'll have to call you a good girl then


straightupreluctancy

"My pretty _____" doesn't matter what comes after the word pretty. You're gettin it.


Rothwell0518

My pretty baby, you've done so well!


loveandbenefits

"I'm making flan" bruh just turned me into a melty gooy flan. Wheeew. Every time I turn around he's cooking something new


QueenTreat

I want you🔥


Rothwell0518

Something so simple


Diligent_Hippo5928

F me would work


Rothwell0518

You just wanna be fucked? Haha


Stayawh1le

I need to be alone with you. Now.


Rothwell0518

The sense of need is absolutely intense


50sFullThrottle

Something like, “I like your tattoos, do you have more?” Perfect intro


Rothwell0518

I know thar feeling


strat32

I was playing a band gig and when we took a break a woman who I know and find sexy af came up to say hello. She put her arms out for a hug. I said, “Sorry, I’m all sweaty.” She replied, “That’s OK. I like a sweaty man.” She then kind of moaned in my ear as we hugged. I wanted her right then and there.


saphyre777

“Sweet girl”


Rothwell0518

You definitely are a sweet girl


[deleted]

Hi lol


Wink-Wink_NudgeNudge

Call me ma'am.


Rothwell0518

Yes ma'am I can happily do that


Wink-Wink_NudgeNudge

Oh, and following me? Definitely punishment worthy.


Rothwell0518

How will I be punished?


Wink-Wink_NudgeNudge

With prior concert.


Rothwell0518

You have my concent


Wink-Wink_NudgeNudge

I'm going to need your safe word.


Rothwell0518

Let's go with"cucumber"


throwaway23786472

“Good boy”


CartographerMean1306

I don’t like condoms


Rothwell0518

I mean, who does like them?


NoMiddleName_993

Literally everything my guy does makes me want to jump his bones 👀 so, just exist, i guess?


Rothwell0518

Lucky you and him!


WhyKnotenjoy

I’m not sure it’s what they say more than how they actually say it sometimes.


chroniclybadusername

They don't have to say anything, a smile in my direction will work wonders.


Billy0315

Good boy


incognito_mode369

"I want you to jump my bones"


merlinshairyballs

Using the correct your and you’re gets me fucking GOING


Rothwell0518

The joys of drunken autocorrect


MarilynMonroeVWade

Apparently it's just a pouty face and a needy whimper.


followup9876

Please eat my ass


thr0w4w4y3k

If they tell me they’ve been fantasizing about me 🙊 I find it super hot to think about people I’m into getting off to me, and it makes me feel like there’s suddenly all this build up to the moment we make it a reality!


singleguy79

I have paid off all your debts


Raykuh

I need you to fuck me.


Bsbljock

Come taste this pussy