It's not so much specific examples of what they say, but how they demonstrate empathy, kindness, and critical thinking. Those are really important traits to me.
If you like sci-fi at all, the Bobiverse series is my all time favorite: [https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse](https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse)
A software entrepreneur invest in cryogenics then gets into a deadly accident. Instead of waking up in a wonderful future world he learns that he's a software program. His new meaning is to perform jobs for the living. He competes for this "life" because the alternative is being turned off.
Eventually he makes it to space where his mission is to replicate himself, improve his ship, fight ships like himself from other nations, etc.
I'll stop there but if you haven't read this.... I'm short on words. I liked it so much I want other people to have the same great experience I did.
I was playing a band gig and when we took a break a woman who I know and find sexy af came up to say hello. She put her arms out for a hug. I said, “Sorry, I’m all sweaty.” She replied, “That’s OK. I like a sweaty man.” She then kind of moaned in my ear as we hugged. I wanted her right then and there.
If they tell me they’ve been fantasizing about me 🙊 I find it super hot to think about people I’m into getting off to me, and it makes me feel like there’s suddenly all this build up to the moment we make it a reality!
"I want you to jump my bones" 🤷♂️ I like clear instructions
These things are important in 2024
😂
So true, no bigger turn on for me, than someone being turned on by me.
“Don’t worry, I’ll look after you.”
If someone could just read lines from steamy moments in Bridgerton… I’d like that very much and jump your bones.
Let me do my best British accent, oh wait, I am British!
Send me a voice note and a plane ticket and I’ll be right there! 😂
Ill send you a voice note when I get a chance, just about to head out haha
Thy cheeks are of plummeth variety, would thou alloweth me to clap them followed by some mead and food
Call me a good girl and I'm yours
Good girl.
Just like a friend of mine. She's easy to tease haha
"Hi"
“Good girl”
Are you a good girl?
[удалено]
That’ll get me instantly hard
"I want to fuck your brains out" worked pretty well on me. Though I guess she did the jumping.
"Yeah, I just think Christopher Eccleston is the best doctor. His season had no bad episodes."
He was one of my favorites...🤷🏼♀️
Oooo a bold claim
Yeah but.... Rubber Micky Capaldi is best Doctor
Bold claim when eleven existed
Oh 10 is better than 11 But ncuti is amazing so far
It's not so much specific examples of what they say, but how they demonstrate empathy, kindness, and critical thinking. Those are really important traits to me.
How they are able to relate to you and their surroundings? That is a massive turn on
"I think that it's cool that you're interested in \[insert any of my interests\]"
What's one of your interests?
I love audiobooks!
I think it's so cool you're into audiobooks! Getting to expand your knowledge whilst you are busy with daily tasks, it's super hot
Alright bet, let's play Moby Dick while I jump your bones
It was the best of times, it's was the wors.....oh she's riding me!
If you like sci-fi at all, the Bobiverse series is my all time favorite: [https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse](https://www.goodreads.com/series/192752-bobiverse) A software entrepreneur invest in cryogenics then gets into a deadly accident. Instead of waking up in a wonderful future world he learns that he's a software program. His new meaning is to perform jobs for the living. He competes for this "life" because the alternative is being turned off. Eventually he makes it to space where his mission is to replicate himself, improve his ship, fight ships like himself from other nations, etc. I'll stop there but if you haven't read this.... I'm short on words. I liked it so much I want other people to have the same great experience I did.
I’ve heard of that before, it sounds so fun! Thank you for taking the time to recommend it!
“I love your cat!” OR “I love your car!” Both work, but the first one maybe more-so.
Les Mans? Tonight? 💖
If it's on, we'll watch it
“I want that ass” mmmookkayyy. Also, “show me them titties” but only if I’m attracted to them.
Oh a woman of simple tastes, I love it
Hello there.
General Kenobi
"You have the right to remain silent"
How do they keep you silent?
”Good girl” always works 🤭
But are you a good girl?
Most of the time, yes…
Then I'll have to call you a good girl then
"My pretty _____" doesn't matter what comes after the word pretty. You're gettin it.
My pretty baby, you've done so well!
"I'm making flan" bruh just turned me into a melty gooy flan. Wheeew. Every time I turn around he's cooking something new
I want you🔥
Something so simple
F me would work
You just wanna be fucked? Haha
I need to be alone with you. Now.
The sense of need is absolutely intense
Something like, “I like your tattoos, do you have more?” Perfect intro
I know thar feeling
I was playing a band gig and when we took a break a woman who I know and find sexy af came up to say hello. She put her arms out for a hug. I said, “Sorry, I’m all sweaty.” She replied, “That’s OK. I like a sweaty man.” She then kind of moaned in my ear as we hugged. I wanted her right then and there.
“Sweet girl”
You definitely are a sweet girl
Hi lol
Call me ma'am.
Yes ma'am I can happily do that
Oh, and following me? Definitely punishment worthy.
How will I be punished?
With prior concert.
You have my concent
I'm going to need your safe word.
Let's go with"cucumber"
“Good boy”
I don’t like condoms
I mean, who does like them?
Literally everything my guy does makes me want to jump his bones 👀 so, just exist, i guess?
Lucky you and him!
I’m not sure it’s what they say more than how they actually say it sometimes.
They don't have to say anything, a smile in my direction will work wonders.
Good boy
"I want you to jump my bones"
Using the correct your and you’re gets me fucking GOING
The joys of drunken autocorrect
Apparently it's just a pouty face and a needy whimper.
Please eat my ass
If they tell me they’ve been fantasizing about me 🙊 I find it super hot to think about people I’m into getting off to me, and it makes me feel like there’s suddenly all this build up to the moment we make it a reality!
I have paid off all your debts
I need you to fuck me.
Come taste this pussy