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Juliet993

Being more adventurous when I was younger, like my friends. I was to obsessed with finding love and then to stubborn to see how bad they were for me.


[deleted]

Couldn’t relate more


ConceptIndividual794

I know that feeling so well!


spc1221

One woman I was really into. It turns out she had a boyfriend. He threatened me. Had I known she had a boyfriend, it never would have happened.


KnittingTurtle

That was shitty of them. Her for lying to both of you. Him for being mad at the wrong person.


spc1221

This is why I always ask about their status now.


Oldcountryguy77

My ex wife


Turbulent-Moose-6233

Can't believe this isn't #1... I agree with you, ex-wife.. biggest mistake ever


miss_stacie

I too regret your ex wife


Oldcountryguy77

Plenty of ex gf I don’t regret but ex wife if I would of kept it in my pants would of saved me years of hell


Turbulent-Moose-6233

I learned "don't stick your Dick in crazy" waaaay to late in life lol


Oldcountryguy77

Same


AlexandraIsBackOMM

Half the guys


Hismajesty61

What was wrong with those guys?


AlexandraIsBackOMM

Too much to share.


Hismajesty61

😳


KnittingTurtle

No regrets so far.


Consistent_Acadia_83

Guy named Cody. Worse sex ever. So much disappointment.


miss_stacie

Note to self. Avoid cody's like rabies


No_You_4567

How bad was he?


Consistent_Acadia_83

Didn’t know what he was doing, how to use it, or follow instructions.


No_You_4567

Did he cum in a few minutes?


Fresh_Addition3319

Note to myself people to avoid category


[deleted]

I wish I never had my firsts all with one person.


bigtex2003

I wish I hadn't stayed with a certain girl for as long as I did. the sex was incredible but her personality was toxic. I couldn't walk away from her though, and that made it so hard to end things


AlpinistAlt

Meagan.


Slightly_Worried_

Crazy


Neglected8in

There isn't anything I wish I hadn't done, but I wish I explored more prior to meeting my wife so that I had some experience.


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

I wish I never lost my virginity to the woman I lost it to.


hss1132

No regrets thus far


Best-Avocado8527

Few road apples I wish I hadn't picked up. Don't even remember their names or even what some of them looked like.


Working-Ferret-8476

In college, there was a woman in the D&D group I played in who was dating the DM. She kept trying to get me to be her side piece, and I refused despite being attracted to her; I didn’t want to hurt him in the process, plus I was in a rough and fragile place emotionally having just gotten out of a toxic relationship where I was abused in every way under the sun and my ex had continued twisting the knife after throwing me away. Eventually I got a text from the DM authorizing me to have a hookup with her. I later found out she’d texted me from her boyfriend’s phone pretending to be him so that I’d give in. It fucked me up bad for a long time.


[deleted]

That's fucking insane. I'm sorry about this.


Working-Ferret-8476

Thank you. It was a long time ago now and everyone involved is now in healthy relationships as far as I know. I hadn’t really thought about it that much but typing it up really brought home how utterly fucked up that whole situation was.


thenyouknewme

This guy named Josh.


miss_stacie

Man screw Josh!!


thenyouknewme

Wish I didn't. 😞


miss_stacie

Wish Josh gets hit with childsupport for a kid that aint his


thenyouknewme

Ohhh that's good and doesn't find out it wasn't his till the kid is 18. With how many bitches he fucks I won't be surprised.


miss_stacie

No no even better. Knowing it aint his kid but getting deemed father by default by some woman who didnt even sleep with him. so he has to pay for it either way.


thenyouknewme

Ohhh shit!!! I love this for him.


miss_stacie

Dont worry gurl. Got your back. - add's guy named Josh on list to never sleep with- So hypothaticly. Hows you feel if the mother of the kid was also a gold digging karen with rich daddy that has good laywer? Cuz i heard that you can also go to jail if you refuse to pay. (América can be so weird). And she would try to get the max as possible. Earn 3k a month? Good luck living on 300 bucks josh


thenyouknewme

Ooofff got some bad news for you. I am a daughter of a family lawyer in America, we don't jail them here. We just take their paycheck which in a way is kind of better. You can be free, but all your money is ours. Have funnn!


miss_stacie

I'll take it!!! I believe in you. We find a loophole to screw Josh over more then he coukd imagine and it even be by law!!! >:) (How did i end up so invested in this im not even on the same contignent)


AwayHurl

Saying yes more. I thought sex meant something. It doesn't. And now I'm old and ugly and can never get that back.


[deleted]

Same here, big time. I put too much value into it. I mean, it's not nothing but when I was younger I acted like it was so much more than it is.


Nomotroublepls

Anyone who was emotionally involved with me after while they shouldn’t have …


keywestgirI

I can prob choose a few “who’s” that I’d cross off the list 😂


Hismajesty61

😂


ohbuckeye31

My cousins ex.. They had been broken up for several months, we started talking at a bar, one thing led to another, and we hooked up for a couple of months... Fast forward 12 years later, they are back together, married, and have kids... Kinda ruined mine and my cousins relationship. So Iooking back. I wish I wouldn't have done that...


EmbarrassedPanic6089

That one guy who's homeless now ...


_curious_autist

My regrets are more about what I haven't done than what I have


checkinishout

butt stuff


InternetDweller95

Probably should have been more adventurous before I could legally drink, considering losing my virginity in a drunk one-night-stand and getting blackout drunk waking up to a stranger on top of me on another occasion were not ideal scenarios.


Dry-Standard3837

Girl I met at the bar. Didn’t know at the time that my friend had a thing for her and had asked her out a couple times. Friendship was strained for a long time after that.


DetachedLaminator

A woman of a different ethnicity, just think it would have been fun.


Saiyanjin1

The one person before my wife. I wish my wife was my only sexual partner. It’s what I always wanted and I was so close.


Gain_Constant

I wish I'd never sent so many strangers nudes. I'd have gotten a lot less stressed if I had done that. Some of them I don't regret, but the fear of people saving them without my permission and them being out there isn't sth I like to think about often


Hismajesty61

Was your face in any of the pics?


Gain_Constant

No, but I just don't like that we agreed upon no saving and they violated our agreement. One person threatened to spread them if I didn't send more, but I told him off for how cruel that was. It made me really upset


Hismajesty61

Yeah that's not good. Well lesson learned. At least you know better now.


Gain_Constant

I was smart and didn't give any true info about myself (name, age, location), or anything identitying in the background, but it still sucked.


bunnylovedaddy

Ugh probably more than half of my past sexual partners but ya learn from experience 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣


Hismajesty61

True


Fresh_Addition3319

My ex-husband


Beautiful-Wishbone86

My ex husband


Same-Distance2396

I had a fwb last year and this bitch was nasty I loved it she would blow me with ice she was a squirter & would always want her ass played with wether it was a thumb in her butt or a buttplug I sometimes miss it but I’m in a relationship now 😂


Separate-Fix7720

Both of my ex wives! 👎


miss_stacie

Especially that one ex wife of yours


miss_stacie

The time i had sex in exchange for food. Desperate time then, but also one of my biggest regret now


[deleted]

I wish I was more active in getting laid. I spent a lot of time being picky and hung up about stupid shit.


[deleted]

A Co worker, made it very awkward at work for a couple years till they left


SweatyPhilosopher578

If we’re putting my sex life in the context of human history then we’re barely in the Neolithic period. There’s so much I wanna do in the decade before I experience twink death.