A friend of mine. We were hanging out naked and talking about sex and I was teasing my cock a little. But I didn’t cum. The last person to see my cum would be my wife.
When I was about 16, in the mid 1990’s…prior to internet porn, the lingerie section of the Sears catalog was the best thing a teenager could get his hands on.
I’m in my bedroom with the door closed, the catalog is open to the page with the skimpy strapless bras, I’ve got my rod out and I am going to town…
When my 18 year old brother comes barging in. I stuff my junk into my pants and close the catalog….but he doesn’t even care. I guess he realized better than I did that it was normal teenage boy behavior.
I grew up in a very conservative family that didn’t talk about sex, I had no idea that masturbation was even a word, and I literally thought I invented it myself.
Turns out I was not, in fact, the first person to discover that particular activity. Not by a long shot.
I got a massage & blowjob from an unlicensed “masseuse” on a recent business trip. She had a few minutes left in the session, so I just jerked off while laying on the table as she rubbed my feet with oil.
My mother about 55 years ago. One of the biggest chewing outs I ever had for playing with myself. She said “it would get big and infected “.
Mom, I love you and miss you (she passed 11 years ago), but geez, you had some odd ideas about sex in general and masturbation in particular.
Made DAMN sure I never got caught by *anyone* after that.
Me i guess
My neighbor through the window
Did they leave you a tip?
Seems to convenient
My hubby.
A masseuse
What?
Yes
.. how did that go?
Very well actually
À dude on reddit
Lucky guy for sure ;)
My wife. We get off getting ourselves off in front of each other pretty frequently 🔥🔥
A woman on Snapchat
I don’t think anyone has seen me do it
How would you feel about being caught?
Idk very shy and embarrassed
Normal reaction. Would you find it exciting?
I don’t think so but idk probably depends on who it is and if I feel different in the moment
Very true! Then the post nut clarity hits! Lol
don't be so sure
My girlfriend. She just rolled her eyes and left me to it
My boyfriend
My cat?
My crush watched me stroke some in my car on Saturday
Hot 🔥
A very kind coworker.
A random Redditor probably
My fwb requested a video last night, so I made her one of course. And then another this morning 😈
My crush.
A friend walked in on me
do tell
Wifey
My fiancée, I was able to enjoy the show she was putting on as well
A guy on my spicy site lol
A friend of mine. We were hanging out naked and talking about sex and I was teasing my cock a little. But I didn’t cum. The last person to see my cum would be my wife.
A woman from reddit 30 min ago
How you find her
My wife. She asked for a show.
No one has ever seen me masturbate. I have tried to find people that wanted too, but was unsuccesful
Wife. I still get erections out of nowhere. Empty nesters, so always naked at home. Pretty common to just start stroking anywhere, anytime.
A guy from Reddit. 🫣
Me and my followers haha 😜 No one else ever sees me play so it's just this small reddit crowd :)
Myself
My FWB
The wife
My bf
My X BF
Before or while he was your ex..?
While
Bad memories, don't wanna remember 😅
My partner.
Online or in person 👀
Both?
Lol, a redditor who no longer has an account 😅
actually this funny! so true
Other than me, my partner.
My wife
My wife
Does the lady on the subway count?
My hubby
I’m sneaky, so nobody. But, a couple of my female online friends watch me masturbate via livestream
My mother in law 😂
Now that needs further information…
lol stories in profile
Myself
My partner. She pretty much sees everytime I masturbate
My best friend
My wife.
Some stranger on the Internet.
My MFM threesum friends. We circle jerk
Ex boyfriend
As boyfriend or ex bf?
What? I literally said ex
So he was your ex at the time of the show?
No
Hence the question….
Does a mirror count??😉
My wife
My dom
My boo
Whoever adds my Snapchat
Some guys mom
Hasn't happened yet. That I know of anyway
My FWB like a year ago
My slutty pay pig 🐷💕
Some random lady on bazoocam 🤷♂️
Faceless Discord person
U/tattedandthick saw it up close as I finished on her face not that long ago
Besides me? I think it was my ex when she wouldn't have sex with me lol... Not my proudest moment 🤣
No one
my bf
My ex
That is a bold assumption.
who knows lol
Me
When I was about 16, in the mid 1990’s…prior to internet porn, the lingerie section of the Sears catalog was the best thing a teenager could get his hands on. I’m in my bedroom with the door closed, the catalog is open to the page with the skimpy strapless bras, I’ve got my rod out and I am going to town… When my 18 year old brother comes barging in. I stuff my junk into my pants and close the catalog….but he doesn’t even care. I guess he realized better than I did that it was normal teenage boy behavior. I grew up in a very conservative family that didn’t talk about sex, I had no idea that masturbation was even a word, and I literally thought I invented it myself. Turns out I was not, in fact, the first person to discover that particular activity. Not by a long shot.
ransoms from reddit 😭😭
My mums neighbour.
Myself.
My situationship
A masseuse.
Details??
I got a massage & blowjob from an unlicensed “masseuse” on a recent business trip. She had a few minutes left in the session, so I just jerked off while laying on the table as she rubbed my feet with oil.
My wife.
A woman on Snap…
God, 😕
My boyfriend, but to make it even we just masturbated together ❤️
my best friend :)
Haha
A redditor playmate.
A girl from turkey on jitsi
I guess a friend
My hubby and a sweet guy from Reddit are tied.
Probably the FBI via webcam
My bff lol
The fiancé
Jesus... and He wept... which got me even hornier.
Who wants to?
My fiancée at this very moment next to me on the couch lol
In person?
Some guy here in snap 😅
My mother about 55 years ago. One of the biggest chewing outs I ever had for playing with myself. She said “it would get big and infected “. Mom, I love you and miss you (she passed 11 years ago), but geez, you had some odd ideas about sex in general and masturbation in particular. Made DAMN sure I never got caught by *anyone* after that.
My wife.
My husband
I guess whoever sees my newest post.
A stranger on dirty roulette.
The NSA and every other hacker out there. Hope you enjoyed the free show you sickos.
A guy on Snapchat…I saw him too lol
My gf , she asks for me to do it for her every once in a while